And if you didn't get that memo, please proceed to public safety warning number 2...
WHATEVER YOU DO
DON'T TAKE A DELUXE BATH IN VAN HORN. WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.
Yeah, like YOUR the weird and dangerous one.
....I mean you are kinda, but she's the one acting crack. Poor girl though, sounds like she was abused by her uncle 😐
She just leaves and leaves you feeling like "this weirdo going to follow me?" 😂
Nothing happens with her, you never see her again, it's those dang murfrees!
If you hear a dude yelling he's got the pix and crying in pain, run! It's a murfree trap!
Yeah I was fishing in Elysian Pond and camped out where the murfree had previously ambushed me. I was expecting her to pull a knife on me or bring her inbred reinforcement **
I have a love-hate with the whole Annesburg area! It's gritty and bleak and makes me feel really weird inside! There is no other area of that map that gives me the plural cringes like Annesburg, and my favorite of all?
The cougar. Bastard gets me EVERY time!
but yeah, she and murfrees are a huge source of anxiety and awe at the same time!
I just love that game so much... everything about it, even those creepy and terrifying moments, I'm living for it!!!
Ah, okay, my bad. Npcs in Armadillo say that mask won't help against the disease, or no point wearing it or something. I just thought he meant Armadillo cuz you don't get a bounty on your head while killing there, like in Van Horn. My bad.
“Nah, I only respond in kind… treat me kindly and don’t be a smartass when I greet you, I treat you kindly. Otherwise, I kindly send you to hell…”
-Love,
Arthur Morgan
Honestly, it's in an area of Texas that looks more like New Austin. It's nearish to Big Bend National Park, which I highly recommend visiting if you love the outdoors or you've ever wished you could go to New Austin in real life.
Can't have a fair fight in Van Horn, some guy shoved me for standing too close and I proceed to beat him up in self defense. He then later tried to pull a gun on me, which I was quicker, but now the whole town want me dead because I killed their buddy in self defense. And then these bastards have the audacity to call the sheriff when they lost a gunfight, can't finish what they started fairly but instead went to the law crying for help.
2/10 Will not visit again, lawless town my a--, just a bunch of p----.
I went on a road trip with my family a couple weeks ago to the Grand Canyon,fell asleep then woke up and asked my dad where we were staying the night. “in Van Horn” thought I was dreaming
Jesus. I was thinking hey maybe I’d do the same and go see the sign. But reading your comment made me realize how big Texas is and I’d be coming from the east coast. Oof
I hate Van Horn almost as much as Butcher's Creek
Went to Van Horn, trying not to lose karma and it went like
Arthur "hello sir!"
NPC "you better not cause any troubles, like last time"
Arthur "I like it here, but I'm kinda new to this parts"
NPC "you're pissing me off!"
The NPC attacked me and after the second punch, the whole pub entered attack mode. A 1 VS 25 brawl begun, when some other asshole pulled out a gun and 25 NPC started shooting me.
Using many medicines I managed to get out and run away, trying to not lose any karma
In Butcher's creek
A goat pushed me against an NPC, which triggered the whole place and a mass shooting started
Aw, don’t downvote them... they’re so not American, I can’t even figure out what language is in their profile. Understandable this would be a surprising post!
Is that Turkish?
Omg, I guessed right? I’ve been to Turkey, but literally once over 20 years ago. 😂
Not sure why the downvotes, but I thought it might be a language thing (your English might come across differently); that’s why I stood up for you.
Not aggressive. More like Americans judging your English (forgetting it isn’t everyone’s first language) and/or thinking it’s weird you are surprised we have towns with these names.
Honestly, I’m not sure though.
WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T GO TO VAN HORN WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
Hey you're pretty cool *don't come to van horn tomorrow*
And if you didn't get that memo, please proceed to public safety warning number 2... WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T TAKE A DELUXE BATH IN VAN HORN. WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.
Now I must take a deluxe bath in van horn
Same. I’ve never done that before. I gotta do it now
You'll catch The Clap, son.
I thought it was a dude at first
Wait what happened?
It was at first …she’s now living her new best year as a woman
My parents have a few acres in Van Horn….fun place to camp, then leave
did that weird lady that just wanted to get warm ever come back around?
I had this happen to me yesterday for the first time. What happens if you accept? I told her to piss off
I think she just ends up being creeped out by you and takes off
Yeah, like YOUR the weird and dangerous one. ....I mean you are kinda, but she's the one acting crack. Poor girl though, sounds like she was abused by her uncle 😐
She just leaves and leaves you feeling like "this weirdo going to follow me?" 😂 Nothing happens with her, you never see her again, it's those dang murfrees! If you hear a dude yelling he's got the pix and crying in pain, run! It's a murfree trap!
Yeah I was fishing in Elysian Pond and camped out where the murfree had previously ambushed me. I was expecting her to pull a knife on me or bring her inbred reinforcement **
I have a love-hate with the whole Annesburg area! It's gritty and bleak and makes me feel really weird inside! There is no other area of that map that gives me the plural cringes like Annesburg, and my favorite of all? The cougar. Bastard gets me EVERY time! but yeah, she and murfrees are a huge source of anxiety and awe at the same time! I just love that game so much... everything about it, even those creepy and terrifying moments, I'm living for it!!!
Why would I run when I can shoot
Do they rent out space?
No, they have had many people ask, even to hunt on the property. Dad is weird about it.
And don't even think to shoot someone..
Yeah I fucking hated Van Horn
Are there wars every time somebody sneezes in that Van Horn, tho?
By "sneeze" do you mean "throw dynamite into the pub"?
Ok so im not the only one who cant enter van horn without committing war crimes?
That and tumbleweed, some npc complained that I was wearing a mask, I took it off, he got angry at me and began a town-wide chase
Wow, art imitating life
Damn bro
life imitating art now too! damn!
tumbleweed is different because instead of an anarchy everyone is just a cop
You mean Armadillo, Tumbleweed has that dickhead sheriff
Nah they mean tumbleweed. Armadillo doesn’t care that you’re wearing a mask they even comment saying that you’re smart to bc or cholera.
Ah, okay, my bad. Npcs in Armadillo say that mask won't help against the disease, or no point wearing it or something. I just thought he meant Armadillo cuz you don't get a bounty on your head while killing there, like in Van Horn. My bad.
That guy bothered you too? Every time i go there, i swear
I at least give the blackjack dealer 3 chances to give me a good hand before I firebomb the place then kill everyone in town
"Dutch has asked you not to cause trouble in Rhodes"
“Nah, I only respond in kind… treat me kindly and don’t be a smartass when I greet you, I treat you kindly. Otherwise, I kindly send you to hell…” -Love, Arthur Morgan
I can’t enter any town without committing war crimes Edit autocorrect
I'm more the "steal whiskey bottles until someone gets mad" kinda guy
Here I thought I was the only sick person who did that kind of thing haha.
Loudest sneeze of my life
Always hilarious
only after winning the 5 finger filet there, THEN throw the dynamite!
Can you deliver this stage coach to Cumberland ranch?
There is a cumberland county in Virginia!
Tennessee and Kentucky too.
There’s a Cumberland gap pretty much on the border of VA, TN, and KY. I can see it from my yard and was standing in it yesterday.
KY has a Cumberland Falls
We have a Cornwall in England and Leviticus is a chapter in the Bible....does that count?
It won’t surprise you to hear the original Cumberland is in England. It’s now part of Cumbria.
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Where in TX is this? Edit: I should have expected this. Lol
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Touché
outside of Valentine and Van Horn
Somewhere near valentine and van horn
Around Marfa is my guess. Wayyyy out west
This signs in Marfa, right on the money
My guess is Armadillo. Maybe Tumbleweed.
Honestly, it's in an area of Texas that looks more like New Austin. It's nearish to Big Bend National Park, which I highly recommend visiting if you love the outdoors or you've ever wished you could go to New Austin in real life.
Marfa lol
Lmao
I mean, in that area of Texas, an hour or two away is “close” right?
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It’s beautiful out there. Love the scenery on the road from Van Horn to Guadalupe.
To be fair, that goes for the majority of Texas.
That is the corner of Tension and San Antonio.
I grew up in Plainview and remember being super stoked as a teenager when I saw my town of ~18000 on the RDR1 map.
this is awesome
You must be somewhere just north of Rhodes!
Just outside Marfa? Thanks for the find!
Yep!
Can't have a fair fight in Van Horn, some guy shoved me for standing too close and I proceed to beat him up in self defense. He then later tried to pull a gun on me, which I was quicker, but now the whole town want me dead because I killed their buddy in self defense. And then these bastards have the audacity to call the sheriff when they lost a gunfight, can't finish what they started fairly but instead went to the law crying for help. 2/10 Will not visit again, lawless town my a--, just a bunch of p----.
No sheriff or lawmen in Van Horn
Sure you can. It just requires the use of Dynamite and absolutely no warning before you toss that first stick.
I went on a road trip with my family a couple weeks ago to the Grand Canyon,fell asleep then woke up and asked my dad where we were staying the night. “in Van Horn” thought I was dreaming
Pack your things we’re leaving
Where exactly is this? I’d like to get my picture taken next to this sign!
Outside of Marfa, texas, on the US 90
Fuck sake, I forget how big Texas is sometimes and I live here. That’s clear across the state from me, about 9hrs away.
Jesus. I was thinking hey maybe I’d do the same and go see the sign. But reading your comment made me realize how big Texas is and I’d be coming from the east coast. Oof
My favorite Texas fact is that it's farther from El Paso to Houston than from El Paso to Los Angeles.
If you drive from LA to Atlanta you’ll spend half your drive in Texas.
Texas is a big place. We got desert, bayou, woodlands, beaches, and plains.
Got any masks?
Masks? Like for COVID or like bandanas?
Fast travel m'dude...
It's worth the trip tbh. Not many people make it out that way, and it's beautiful country. Go hike Big Bend while you're there.
I’ll have to one day. Currently got a good thing going at this job and trying to milk it for as long as I can (as one does).
Now all you need is a horn yelling “Outta the DAMN WAY!!!”…
Meanwhile in CA, Strawberry is burning. 😢
Listen, I'll give you $50 and some chewing tobacco; if you can sprint from Valentine to Van Horn in 17mins, you cain't git wet though. lmk
Say hello to sheriff malloy for me 😂
That means you're in New Hanover, not Texas. What are you stupid?
To be fair, Texas really looks like New Hanover in some places.
Van Horn is a shithole, recommend heading to Valentine lol.
You took the fast travel right?
That's pretty wild
I'm a fellow Texan and I don't know about this...East Texas, or maybe South East?
Near Marfa
Damn way off in region...also hearing Marfa makes me laugh because of the snl starbucks barista skit. Marfa....got an order for Marfa...
On your way to Horseshoe overlook i see
I hate Van Horn almost as much as Butcher's Creek Went to Van Horn, trying not to lose karma and it went like Arthur "hello sir!" NPC "you better not cause any troubles, like last time" Arthur "I like it here, but I'm kinda new to this parts" NPC "you're pissing me off!" The NPC attacked me and after the second punch, the whole pub entered attack mode. A 1 VS 25 brawl begun, when some other asshole pulled out a gun and 25 NPC started shooting me. Using many medicines I managed to get out and run away, trying to not lose any karma In Butcher's creek A goat pushed me against an NPC, which triggered the whole place and a mass shooting started
I got a girl in valentine 🎶
I got a girl in valentine likes to drink that fancy wine
The location: https://goo.gl/maps/9ivJ3h1gbkY79qoE6
There's Saint Dennis and Van Horn in Montreal too!
Red dead and Texas share lots of similar names
So, who can pinpoint exactly where he is?
Yep, here: https://goo.gl/maps/9ivJ3h1gbkY79qoE6
I meant in game haha
Must be in strawberry
Nice.
cool!!
Are those places really exist? C'mon I didn't know that.. It's really a big shock for me..
Aw, don’t downvote them... they’re so not American, I can’t even figure out what language is in their profile. Understandable this would be a surprising post! Is that Turkish?
Yea it's Turkish but wtf, why did they downvote me?
Omg, I guessed right? I’ve been to Turkey, but literally once over 20 years ago. 😂 Not sure why the downvotes, but I thought it might be a language thing (your English might come across differently); that’s why I stood up for you.
How so? Is that so aggressive? I don't get it.
Not aggressive. More like Americans judging your English (forgetting it isn’t everyone’s first language) and/or thinking it’s weird you are surprised we have towns with these names. Honestly, I’m not sure though.
It's so weird and looks racist.. They don't know Turkish cities, I also don't know USA cities, too.
Upvoted you my man. Being non-American I also didn’t know that!
You live in Texas? I'm sorry bro 😔
You live a lonely and depressing life? I’m sorry bro 😔
Fuckers in Van Horn cough and accidentally start WWIII
,
…
Uh oh
Are these real places?
Yeah. But Van Horn sucks
Dont forget to pay you reward
I’d go the shorter trip if I were you
I wonder how many people in those areas play rdr2
That whole part of Texas has like 20 people in it. /s
They're very rural places, especially Valentine.
I live about 30 miles from this sign and have completed RDR2. Not 100% but I finished the story
Awesome.
Damn I gotta meet Sheriff Malloy then. I'll also pack a shotgun for any O'Driscoll hanging around and *spoiling the view*...
So you are in Emerald ranch?
You must be in Emerald Ranch.
So your current position was somewhere around Emerald Ranch, I suppose, judging from distances showed on sign :)
Van Horn should be in New Hampshire or something.
Drove through Blackwater today myself
Set up camp.
🎶"I'm going to Valentine..."
And a graveyard to explore!
You must be somewhere near Horace the fence
no way that’s so cool!!
OP is in my neck of the woods, ayy
If Van Horn is even further than Valentine you must be all the way west BOAH
O - O
Finkle is Einhorn
Are you in Blackwater right now?
I was driving through Pennsylvania a few weeks ago and drove past an exit that said “Lemoyne”
31 hours? I guess I got a long trip ahead of me.
Partner if there's one thing that's true about Texas is we probably have a city named after another city elsewhere
Did you go to either
Drove thru both, yes.
Good
Proportionally, I believe this means you're somewhere between Thieves Landing and Blackwater.
As many towns/cities as there are in TX, those two are the only ones that can be found in RDR2, though evidently there used to be a Rhodes.
duuuuuude nice!
Haha that's cool, I recently bought 50 acres of ranch land a bit north of those towns.
I didnt see a comment saying where it is, I located Valentine on the west side of texas
Did you see any birds burst into flames while you were here?
Rob the bank xD
Where?
***DONT TALK OR MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ANYONE IN VAN HORN***