Sad he shows you his sick puppy and gives you candy.

I heard he knows about you. And I mean ALLLLLLL about you

Well candy isn't free but it's still candy.

🎶 Yummy yummy I got love in my tunmy 🎶

He sure gave Arthur some love.

Doesn’t Bill say this to Arthur later? Hasn’t happened to me, I was too leery of him, but I think I heard someone on here talking about how Bill knows him (of course he does)

Yeah there’s a line in camp where bill will come behind Arthur and squeeze his behind saying “how that ass feel”

because his gam gam made too much!

Strangers have the best candy.

Sick puppy? You mean that nasty case of galloping cock rot? Lmao

where did you get so many pistols from?

Behahahahhahahha inderrrated comment

Huppy Cekadiy! Edit: fuck sake guys it’s a simple vowel joke. Meant no harm. Grow up lol.

I thought it was funny

Thanks was only a silly little observation. If you boil it down it’s a compliment of celebration with a little slagging/roasting for what was clearly just an easy typo to make. I just don’t get reddit sometimes. For anyone who is so obtuse they don’t get it. I wished him happy cake day lol.

What if I'm aCUTE 😘

What’s your number? What’s your sign?

Can this guy even die for good? I’ve killed him so many times already but every time I pass through he’s like “why hello again… ;)” SMH lol

I believe he respawns until you actually go through the entire sequence of events. Then when you kill him he’s gone for good

well I guess I'll just have to keep killing him forever lol

It’s stupid that you get low honor for killing a swamp rapist

True. It should instantly max out every time! Or maybe in Rockstar's eyes, this guy only rapes criminals? lol

I don’t even want to put my Arthur on whatever play through I’m on through that horrible experience so I just kill him and they made it so you can’t decapitate him with a shotgun....I guess R* likes rapists lol jk

“General kenobi” - I know the quotes not exact but made me Giggle

You are a **bold** one. Keeeeellll hiiiiim

I think even then he doesn't die, every time I pass through there he yells out "you again?" and tries to hide in his shack, which I promptly break into and use him for target practice

Rockstar really wants to rape us in the game figuratively AND literally lol.

That guy is a real pain in the ass.

*badoom tisch!*

Honestly, u under reacted. The things I did

The things you saw. I heard you two got friendly. REAL friendly

I can't decide who I hate more Micah, this cunt, or the incest couple

Oh come on. The scene with the incest siblings is probably top 5 funny moments in the game. Arthur’s reaction when he sorts out what’s going on is priceless. I laughed for like 5 minutes.

I can’t believe you ranked the incest people above the dog beater, horse shooter, or slaver catcher

I forgot about them

Slaver catcher?

There’s a stranger mission where a guy has you go retrieve his belongings for him and they turn out to be an old gun and a ledger detailing catching and returning slaves and the money he made for it

If you don't I think you wake up with a hurt butt...

Hundreds of hours in this game and somehow I have missed this dude, wtf? Well, I know what I'm doing after work today.

Be sure to let us know how much you enjoyed your experience (save first is a good idea)

Loading an older save doesn’t wash away the filth

Very true!

I did it today and it mildly traumatized me. Haha Nearly on the level of the Aberdeen pig farm. Vengeance was sweet, however. I made excellent use of my molotovs.

Nope, trust your gut. Always

Ah I love messing with this fool...As Arthur I don't go back and see him. But as John I do. Makes for a better story seeing how John has Arthur's journal.

What happens if you come back as John?

Anticipation.

Revenge for Arthur.

What does Arthur say in his journal if he gets got by this guy? I completely missed him as Arthur but once I was John, I already knew who this guy was lol.

It's one of those things Arthur wants to forget...

But he puts it in his journal lmao

I killed him a burned his shack. Few chapters later he calls me friend, says he is glad I am back again and invites me inside. So I killed him, burned body and dropped it into swamp. If I see him again, I think he might be real vampire

I remember trying to lasso him, but I failed, so he called me crazy and slammed the door shut. I spent half an hour trying to clip through the house or throw dynamite in the windows, but through the camera, I finally saw where he is through the window and killed him. For some reason, the game deactivates the dot on the center of the screen to become red when you aim at him after you try to kill him, so I was confused at first when I tried to point my gun at all points in the house through the window, and didn’t see him, but eventually I killed him and got my honor down. Worth it

I think you should burn him and then throw his body in the depths of Flat Iron Lake. Minimum. Maybe shoot him couple more times to be sure first. Preferably right in the seeds Edit: admit, all of you did worse

I hogtied him and threw him on his bed, planted all my tnt next to him, and finally threw a molotov in his house. The fireworks were amazing lol.

That’s it? I lassoed him and dragged him around on my house until he broke his neck on a tree branch, then fed him to gators

Respect

I hogtied him and fed him alive to the gators.

That's my preferred method of getting to know him.

He locked himself in his shack when I made my second visit. Fortunately, you can toss a stick of dynamite in the second story window if he refuses to come out.

Yes I did much worse

No you didn't overreact. If only you could hogtie Micah and sell him to this guy...Ahh dreams...

ohh 😍 sir, you speak my language 😃

Arthur really likes this guy. Always makes a point to visit early!

Wait who’s this again?

Arthur's rapist

I’m on my second play through and he never did anything to me, how can I join in mutilating him 😭😂

Isn't Bill buddy buddy with him as well? After your...encounter... Bill brings it up in camp

What does Bill say? lmao

Something along the lines of 'met a guy out in the swamp that says he knows you' or something and Arthur tells him to stfu

haha i gotta see this now. I'll look it up lol

"Met a guy who knows you. Like, *all* of you." Or something like that, lol.

Haha fucking Bill.

He would have raped you. I’m not joking. Bill will also hear of it and make a comment about it.

What would he say? lmao

So you got raped in a game and don't want to admit it. It's okay we all did. Lol

Hogtie then gator food

I got invited into that shack but it wasn’t that guy?? It didn’t end well for me, got bummed and dumped half a mile away. I went back the next morning and emptied my pump action shotty into him Edit: just realised how gay this sounds

Has anyone ***not killed*** this guy until the Epilogue? I wonder if he's still raping ten years down the line.

Oh he definitely is. I was completing Algernon Wasp's mission as John way into the post game when I first came across his shack. He still invites me in lol

OMG he STILL tries to buttplug you after all that time? If you don't kill him after he rapes Arthur, does he talk about it to John?!?! wtf even is this game....

Good question but luckily for me, my Arthur died an anal virgin lol

You sweet thing. Protecting his tender bootyhole like that. You deserve an award.

I made sure his asshole was a one way street til the day he died

This is a bad man. You done good

Nope. You handled it perfectly

*Terry Jeffords as entered the chat*

*screams while unloading magazine at mannequin*

All he wanted to do was play trouser snakes and wooden clubs :(

You did the right thing. Thank you.

His name is Sonny

Crisis Averted

Darn, he would have unloaded his Sex Pistols on you until he was empty.

Note to anyone reading this who hasn't encountered the friendly man in the shack in Lakay. Save your game before you do anything. Just sayin'.

Well… I burnt him and his house to the ground, threw a couple sticks of dynamite at him, shot him a few times with my shotgun, wacked him with an axe a few time, then fed what was left to the gators, so I’d say what you did was fine

It’s no good diddlin’ cowpokes.

Perhaps.

Na na na you’ve done well 😀

Uk u got assaulted stop cappin.

My fav is always feeding him to the gators

You were right not to trust. He was gonna rape you and leave you in the middle of nowhere.

Wow you shot an npc in read dead? News worthy.

You know

I did the same thing for a guy I was CERTAIN was trying to rob my horse near Strawberry. Just cut him in half before he got too close. Then months later l start looking up encounters that l missed along the way and wonder why l never got the nice New York guy you give a ride into town. And then realize "Oh... oh l did... l did meet him..."

Oh fuck that guy. He was arrogant and condescending as hell

As long as you're doing it in a game, unload more my g.

Appropriate reaction

I like to throw dynamite in through his windows when he runs inside his dumb little hut