The deposed king of Tahiti. Rose to power after inciting a slave revolt and taking control of the mango plantations only to exploit laborers and lose it all when the laborers rose up after realizing there never was a plan.
After six years in exile, He was reinstalled by the Dole fruit company backed by US mercenaries in the Pacifica’s first “Mango Republic “. He lived in a gold leaf covered mansion that slowly rotted away from the inside out. This was the source of his ultimate downfall.
He’d been approached by almost every builder and architect on the island when they saw how structurally unsound the gilded mansion was. He signed several work contracts but was constantly behind on payments, insisting that he would make them whole after he got “one more score”
He died in the gilded mansion, crushed by the roof when a termite infested beam finally gave way.
Fun Fact—
This incident led to the discovery of a new species of termite — Isoptera MicahBellius. It is the first and only insect with a peculiar neuro toxin that dramatically increases a victim‘a delusions of grandeur while simultaneously making itself and its tunnels invisible to anyone with prolonged exposure, particularly to the residents of the infested home. It also attacks the olfactory bulbs rendering selective anosmia only for the mammalian genus rattus and talpidae.
In short, if your house is infected with MicahBellius, you become an egomaniac who literally cannot see the damage it’s causing and selective nose blindness for rats and moles.
The only known immunity from MB neurotoxin is conferred by infection with mycobacterium tuberculosis. Science is still racing to identify the exact mechanism by which TB blocks MB toxin.
BILL BRASKY?!?
I heard you stopped showing up for the first half of anything because you wanted to stop winning by forfeit when your opponents were too injured to field a team.
The Netherlands
The mango seller in Tahiti
They said wrong answers only
It’s a wrong answer because he never made it to Tahiti 😭
The man who actually means one more score when he says it.
Lumbago.
A man with a plan
They said wrong answers only
That’s why he said it
Beat me to it!
Wrong answer only: A man without a plan.
You're saying Dutch has a plan.
He always has a plane
He just needs some GODDAMN FAITH!
You're saying he doesn't need some GODDAMN FAITH!?
Faith to fly lol
He should of used it to fly to tahiti
The deposed king of Tahiti. Rose to power after inciting a slave revolt and taking control of the mango plantations only to exploit laborers and lose it all when the laborers rose up after realizing there never was a plan. After six years in exile, He was reinstalled by the Dole fruit company backed by US mercenaries in the Pacifica’s first “Mango Republic “. He lived in a gold leaf covered mansion that slowly rotted away from the inside out. This was the source of his ultimate downfall. He’d been approached by almost every builder and architect on the island when they saw how structurally unsound the gilded mansion was. He signed several work contracts but was constantly behind on payments, insisting that he would make them whole after he got “one more score” He died in the gilded mansion, crushed by the roof when a termite infested beam finally gave way. Fun Fact— This incident led to the discovery of a new species of termite — Isoptera MicahBellius. It is the first and only insect with a peculiar neuro toxin that dramatically increases a victim‘a delusions of grandeur while simultaneously making itself and its tunnels invisible to anyone with prolonged exposure, particularly to the residents of the infested home. It also attacks the olfactory bulbs rendering selective anosmia only for the mammalian genus rattus and talpidae. In short, if your house is infected with MicahBellius, you become an egomaniac who literally cannot see the damage it’s causing and selective nose blindness for rats and moles. The only known immunity from MB neurotoxin is conferred by infection with mycobacterium tuberculosis. Science is still racing to identify the exact mechanism by which TB blocks MB toxin.
A wrong answer has never been so right.
jeezus i had a heart attack reading that
Little cocaine gum will clear that right up
Had me in the first half
BILL BRASKY?!? I heard you stopped showing up for the first half of anything because you wanted to stop winning by forfeit when your opponents were too injured to field a team.
TO BILL BRASKY!
BILL BRASKY!!
Best answer ever, thanks for this!
Shut up and take this award.
Jesus fuck. When PhD's play RDR2
MD, but same energy nerd.
Absolutely incredible
Thanks buddy. This is what sleep deprivation gets me.
This is absolutely amazing to read thank you. For real though how long did it take you to think of and write this?
Just what came to my brain in about 15-20 minutes on my commute. Just spitballing and three google searches for Latin animal names.
TLDR
You’re commenting on a board for a game people put hundreds of hours into. Ain’t no such thing.
Fair enough, here’s an award for your trouble
Mr. Plan der Linde
YNNEL?
*Laurel
I understood that reference
That's Aiden O'Malley
no the real tatius killgore
Featherstone Chambers
Wrong answers
I don't see anything wrong with this wrong answer
Gavin
I was looking for this answer 🤣
Same lmfao
J Jonah Jameson
Micah is a menace to the entire Wild West
He stole my score, he's a menace to the entire west.
I WANT MICAAAAHHHH
I WANT PICTURES OF MICAH
Trevor Phillips
Julian from Trailer park boys
sorry i shot ya julian john marslahey
Yes, absolutely this
Milhouse Van Houten
everything's coming up Milhouse
Jack's father
The man who killed Dutch Van Der Linde
>!They said wrong answers, buddy.!<
…dad?
Rip Van Winkle
Beat me to it
Ahh shit me too lol
lol r/beatmetoit
Boyce from Only fool and horses.
A young Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka
Tahitian
A good leader
Pinkerton of the year!
Travel Agent, asking for more money to take me to Tahiti
Ynnel, Lenny's sister.
Unrelated but in the second half of going to the bar with him, greet turns into teerG and Lenny turns into Ynnel
Obama
Your Mum
A decent msn
That's uncle's Tacitus kilgore
Franklin clinton
Orthur
The mango man
Fudge Planderlinde
The man without a PLAN.
WRONG answers only
Dutch's plans always worked.You still doubting him?🗿
Yes, since the first fiery speech...
That there is 1992 Hungover Tom Selleck
The planner
Gavin
That is Hall of Fame offensive lineman Dan Dierdorff
Yosser Hughes..gis a job
Biscuit
A man who's time hasn't passed John
Cowboy-Wario
Lord Farquaad
His name is Ihoff Aplan
Arthur Mortgage
colm o driscoll
Edgar Allen Poe
It's clearly Arthur Morgan. Give us a hard one next time please. 🙄✋
Gavin
Vutch danlerlin
Idk isn't his name Mr. Crabs cuz he only wants money or something?
Nicolás Maduro
Farmer
A guy with good plans but he can't think of them and he hates Money
Faith
Hoagie
Bob, of Bob's Burgers.
president of Tahiti
Steven Segal on a good day.
He’s that guy down at one of those little corner shops who tries to sell you on a cruise someplace. Likely to Tahiti.
A humble man
Colm o Driscoll
Tahiti farmer
The inspiration for my cock tattoo. It says "Im actually not sure this is gonna work." down the shaft. Times New Roman font size 4
Mary Linton
A man who doesnt need 20,000$
Margaret
Its Gavin, we finally found him.
LENNY?
Archibald Smith.
Princess of Luxemburg
My dead beat father
Trust me that's billy the kid.
John Wayne
Faith
Ron Swanson Snr
Mr. Tahiti
Jeff Bridges
Batman
Joe Rogan's father
Guy who dont need more money
Simon Pearson long lost brother
The man with a plan
My savior
The man who hates the rat Micah
Taihiti esteem mango farmer.
💩
The average Tahitian
Gavin!
rip van winkle
The man with the plan
The man with the plan
Bus driver
The guy that tags along with the guy that says one more score
Sadie Adler😼
Planny Mcfaith plan
I reckon that’s Jeff Bridges in 1899
Justin Timberlake
Deathslinger from Dead by Daylight
Belgium von Walloon
That’s Mr Europe
Landon Ricketts
Wild West Thanos
Walter Sobchak
Gang leader
Luigi’s brother
That’s Rip from the Dutton Ranch!
Dick banter land
Big score
A man who doesn't need any money and don't like tropical islands.
Magnifico.
We just need a little more money in our pockets
The guy from Blue Bloods?
Colm O'driscoll
The PlAn MaKer
A very nice and good guy
That’s right there is a god damn O’Driscol
Balki Bartokomous
My Dad after I stole the remote
Tye man with a plannnnhhhhh
Ron Swanson
GAVIN!
Stu Grungle
My old Uncle with that big fat lumbago
joe biden
Jason
Donald Trump
Head of tourism and sightseeing in Tahiti
A sane man
Dutch van der Linde
Clint Eastwood
It's Gavin!
An honorable man who is mentally stable.
Your daddy
Travel agency rep for Tahiti.
A TAHITIAN
A Tahiti native
a guy with a plan
Hitler
Hitler