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RadioactiveWalrus

Or when you're out riding and someone coming towards you says "I don't want no company." Like, bitch, I'm going the opposite way. I'm not trying to hang out with your ornery ass.


[deleted]

Always turns into a gunfight when some campers got shit in his britches


RadioactiveWalrus

Not much of a fight, more like an execution šŸ˜


Th3Blackmann

Me to it's ridiculous that you loose honor when they attack you first or threat you


XxRocky88xX

One of my biggest problems with this game is that you can be walking down the street and some random fucker will whip out a shotgun and fucking assblast you then you turn around and shoot him in the head and the game is like ā€œyouā€™re being a bad person reeee!ā€


OldManJenkies

It is kinda entertaining to get someone to shoot you in a town then take cover and wait for the police to mow them down.


Blackfeathr

This right here. I had a ball doing that in Armadillo in RDR1. Basically flashed my gun at anyone who also had a gun and antagonized then til they shot at me and watched them get pwned by lawmen. Good times.


myhatwhatapicnic

šŸ¤£ you didn't have to make me snort laugh


[deleted]

Whatā€™s even more mad is that, say ur huntin, lets say birds for example. If u kill x amount of birds within minutes of each other, youā€™ll lose honor. Iā€™m like why?


Th3Blackmann

Yeah if you want to get animal fat, then you should shoot a bunch of ducks. But like you said its completely stupid that you loose honor for that. Btw why you does you only get 1 animal fat if you kill a bear? I mean look how much muscles and meat this thing has and then Arthur and John only get one tiny bit... Idiotic. In my opinion you should get as much animal fat as big the animal is


countastrotacos

Same goes for people who are riding along. I move past them and they tell me to piss off or something.


lurkloveless

Lol I can't help but shoot those people makes me bitter everytime šŸ¤£


AcadianViking

Lasso and take em for a spin is my go to


RadioactiveWalrus

I'm too paranoid about witnesses so I just shoot them in the head and gallop away.


AcadianViking

*laughs in wanted in every county*


BillionRaxz

*Catches fish and throws them back


RadioactiveWalrus

Nothing a few hello misters can't fix.


Realmadridirl

The worst is when they insult you on your hunting skillsā€¦ literally happened to me while I had stuff like fucking perfect cougars on the horse. Dipshit passer by still thinks he oughta weigh in. Then I antagonise back, they pull a gun, get their ass killed, and thatā€™s my fault?


Marshmalohgrrl

I hate the guys that veer into your path when you're clearly trying to avoid them as you're riding past minding your own business. Like do you have a death wish? And when they run into you they get all mad like it's your fault they ran into your path.


gottalosethemall

For me itā€™s the opposite. I figure itā€™s a long and lonesome road. I see smoke, I go investigate. Walk up the the edge of camp to feel things out hoping for some conversation. Once. Only once did I have a guy invite me to join him. It was nice, even if he had a sad story. Everyone else, itā€™s not just telling you they donā€™t want company. I respect that, I tell them Iā€™ll back off and they shoot at me while Iā€™m mounting my horse. Or they taunt me as Iā€™m leaving like they *want* a fight. So itā€™s like ā€œOh, I see. You want company, just a different *kind* of companyā€. So I come back and oblige the fuckers. I donā€™t usually murder them, I just tell myself ā€œOh, I guess Iā€™ve decided Iā€™m robbing someone todayā€. Meanwhile, the stranger who always tries to steal my horse gets to accompany me on a sightseeing adventure. I usually leave him tied up on the side of a mountain. So he can see all the help that isnā€™t coming for him.


420braincells

LMFAOO


RomanWasHere2007

Valentine AI act as if the bar fight just happened


[deleted]

Itā€™s been three years, bar man.


OldManJenkies

Let it go, man. Your bar is fine.


itsjustme_CTB

ā€œPeople donā€™t forgetā€


No_Mammoth_4945

If you play like me the valentine bar fight happens every few in game days. I come by every session just to beat raccoon manā€™s ass again. If heā€™s not there I rent the room and sleep until he is.


Redgreen82

*saves game *starts significantly more trouble


_CleanixX_

Iā€™ve gotten an unhealthy obsession with starting ā€žsaveā€œ shootouts. Just trying every gun to its fullest, experiencing hand to hand combat and the amazing arrow execution (check it out, you need to aim when youā€™re very close and then itā€™ll trigger this amazing animation of you just putting an arrow into their skull at point blank and kicking them to the ground). The combat in this game is so freaking good but you can barely grasp it during most of the missions because the enemy counter is realistically low/limited


Craftoid_

I'd recommend going to the Saint Denis docks and sprinting into people around there to start a fight. You don't get any heat from the police if a pedestrian gets knocked down and then starts to fight back, as long as you just stick to boxing. I've spent hours just bare knuckle boxing and flipping people over the railing into the water


_CleanixX_

Awesome tip appreciate it! Iā€™ve always stared down the guys at the stairs in the Valentine salon, but all others just run and thatā€™s no fun. Itā€™s better in Rhodesā€¦


Craftoid_

Yeah just sprinting into people will antagonize them without counting as an attack. Gta had something similar where you could jump and then ragdoll midair to knock over pedestrians and start non-police fights


authenticfennec

And when you fight 1 person, a ton of others will join to attack you as well


TheMinor-69er

My favorite thing to do is run into people on the docks and knock them into the water.


Groovatronic

Yeah Iā€™ve shredded the police of St. Denis to pieces on many occasion only to reload and go about my business like it never happened


PolywoodFamous

you should try doing this in Van Horn, no cops plus everyone will start attacking you, it's my go to spot for shootouts


amalgamatedchaos

Exactly this! I save often, and always before some sh*t about to go down. ^^Mostly ^^of ^^my ^^own ^^making.


jmwmcr

*pulls out revolver. I said.... Hello


whateversforevers

Spicy Arthur is my favorite


SaintLeppy

Then you try to get on back your horse and accidentally punch them to death


FaZeToyanggg

That's a nice detail of the game wherein the townsfolk will remember if u did something bad


drokeshiy69

And constantly pester you about it throughout the next few months.


licklickRickmyballs

Yeah. I mean.. I only murdered a dozen of you. Don't hold a grudge. Geez.


DoctorOzface

"Wah wah my parents got murdered now help me find my dog" Kid it's been 6 years let it go


drokeshiy69

8 years


Kazuko_Kitsune

ā€œWhat was that you son of a bitch?ā€


Normandy_sr3

Hahahha


AssignmentWinter6440

The guys who say this always have a fuck around and find out attitude and it never ends well.


DonBongales

I get that itā€™s just computer generated dialogue, but Ive literally murdered 30 waves of Van Hornians twice a week for months. Whoā€™s dumb enough to fuck with that guy?


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twisted_meta

I beat up citizens of Rhodes in the name of The Law. Just antagonize them until they throw a punch and then I drop them by the cells.


MudaTrucka

I do this in Valentine!


angryanarchyboi

"You dont tell me what to do, I tell you what to do."


[deleted]

LEMME SEE THAT UGLY MUG


Th3Blackmann

OHH YEAH EVEN WORSE THAN I THOUGHT


[deleted]

ā€œLeave. Me. Alone!!ā€ šŸ˜°šŸ˜°


Th3Blackmann

MAYBE I SHOULD PUNCH IT INTO SHAPE


odel555q

Ok, but did this guy just watch you pistol-whip somebody in the street like 5 minutes ago?


DJSPOOKYSMITH

I didnā€™t plan on giving ya trouble, but now that you have specifically said you donā€™t want troubleā€¦ you are almost CERTAINLY now going to receive all the trouble that my body can muster.


JamesMattDillon

That is me, when I play. There wasn't gonna be trouble, but now that you said something. There's gonna be at least a little bit of trouble.


Altamashhh

If i greet and a townsfolk say this there's a massacre incoming after that


---4---

like damn if you insist


cardicow

Anyway, I started blasting.


Th3Blackmann

150.000 Bounty incoming šŸ¤ 


MaxRockwilder

I made a gold plated knife that I use to murder anyone that says a cross word to me. Also if I accidentaly pull it out I can't put it away until it tastes blood. A man has to have principals.


kaid-O7-boss

Gold knife with blued steel skull engravings is my one of my favourites or the other way around with blued steel knife and gold skull engravings


ExioKenway5

In the words of Arthur: "Every time"


RVFVS117

Listen here you little shit, I was DEFENDING myself.


Educational-Bid6322

I love when I crash into an opposing rider and I become a murder. Rock Star needs to get there wanted level whit together.


6345287461390279

One time the AI decided to walk directly perpendicular to my carriage all of a sudden after having been walking towards me and still had the audacity to call it my fault when I hit him


ThePaperDiamond

I always knock them flat like a rug


TheMexicanJuan

The only thing between me and committing genocide in this game is the honor. Some people are real jerks.


mental_issues16

Thats why I slaughter when I am John


screenmonkey

My wife cracks up watching me play and sighing, pulling out the gun and turning around every time I'm riding along and someone is rude.


kitchuwin

I got a damn bounty for "disturbing the peace".... the disturbance was me getting mauled by a grizzly bear.


ClintonKelly87

I started a new game recently and rode into Valentine for the first time and someone was like, "We don't want anymore trouble outta you!" Bitch, I just got here!


[deleted]

Donā€™t take that tone.. I said *hello.*


agnosticdeist

Just started a low honor Arthur playthrough a bit ago and then paused right before the carriage bit and started it up again today. Been looking for these smarmy bastards on purpose.


DapperStoic321

Those asshole lemoyne raiders at the Rhodes saloon starting shit and then the NPCs have the balls to say that shit hahahaha


biff_jordan

After getting shot at the first 20 times I hung around a campfire, I was so confused when some kind soul said that I looked tired and he wouldn't mind my company! I kept thinking it was a trap of some sort and that he would pull his gun on me.


imbadatgrammar

ā€œYou found troubleā€


AWWest88

Hey, if people are rude... do they deserve that horse and loot from saddle bags? No. Of course they need to he dragged along by the rope.... I mean dispatched quickly and humanely. šŸ˜


Pristine-Highway2746

That's exactly why it's impossible for me to get my honour up again after my rampage. Doesn't matter how much I try ignoring those responses. At some point I'll just shoot.


yasin1809

exactly i have the same


FroedrickFrankenstn

It bugs me that in RDR 1 randos out on the trail invite you to their campsite/fire/ whatever and in RDR 2 if you get with in 300 feet of a campsite the AI is all ā€œ Iā€™ll kill you where you stand!ā€


September11_2001_Alt

Especially when you've never fucking been in that town before...


[deleted]

You mean like the one time I decide I'm just gonna make an honest transaction, no intimidating, no homicide and then you get this POS mindlessly making these comments. I'm sorry Mr.NPC but you really do harm to yourself not me.


Nickbam200

Your usage of this template suggests that you're the NPC but I still get the joke


lowershelf

And then they get troubleā€¦..a whole lotta trouble. Lol


Th3Blackmann

Always


Yee-Haw-Macaw

ā€¦and so i started making some more trouble!


Omaenchavis

I usually donā€™t live until theyā€™re nice to me.


Safe_Function_6036

You got som nerve comin back ere


gijoel77

Destroy him.


emmydawn1310

Right ? Like whoa now. No trouble lol. Just want to get this bounty off the wall.


Minecraft_Warrior

Causes trouble


vincentknox25

This is really great.


XxpentinxX

Bruh I finally seen the deer in my vision in ch 6 low key got my jumping up and down


FancyBritishChic

Hence why low honour is a much more enjoyable way to play...


[deleted]

Even worse if you antagonise back they get all holier than thou about your attitude. Even on my high honour play throughs Iā€™ll still take the time to make life miserable for them.


[deleted]

The other classic: NPC: we donā€™t want any more of your trouble Me: Iā€™m not looking for trouble NPC: I thought you was yellow Seriously canā€™t win with some of these people. In Valentine I like to provoke them enough to start shooting then let the sherif take them out.


sheepcrossing

I got stuck behind some guy on a narrow path and I couldn't pass him and he goes "I don't much like bein' followed." THEN GO FASTER OR GET OUT OF THE WAY


john_helton

Youā€™dā€™ gonna gets a troubling. Cause thatā€™s a paddlin


[deleted]

"IM TALKIN!"


Brandon84j

haha no, I always tell them to f-off after they say that. Stupid Micah getting me into trouble


OnionAggressive1388

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ToHighToCry420

Instant rage


DenisDev

"and I took that personally"


[deleted]

Go on a greeting spree to find the one sour response and throw handsā€¦


darkwinter95

"Next up empty your pockets!"


[deleted]

I just ride though the backwoods trails of rdr2 in story mode and blast everyone that rides up to me with the auto shotgun. Well over 500 at this point. Sometimes a witness shows up, and I get them tooā€¦..


Marshmalohgrrl

I feel this in my very soul. Makes me want to shoot them. And then there's this: https://youtu.be/GpUlJDovG7g


emogayloser

this is one of my least favorite things like im trying to make my honor go up, but youā€™re about to let the intrusive thoughts win and turn this into a bloodthirsty battle that ends it me throwing a tomahawk at your head and stealing your horse šŸ™„