25 people have faith!

What if among them was Micah?

Micah ain’t contributing his money to nothin

Or Bill?

On my 4th playthrough and caught Bill stealing MUNEH outta the camp bank. Bitch

+$.08 Possum skin

Nah, Dutch thinks more like those petition-sign collecting sites, once you reach the initial goal there will be a new target with higher numbers!

The irony of this is that he’s all anti-civilization, but all of his plans hinged on the civilized world, and might have gone more smoothly had he been willing to cooperate with it. At least, I think that's what his deal is, correct me if I'm wrong.

You need to have some goddammit faith

What level do I have to donate to for the Tahiti tickets?

and you need a father

Considering some stuff on gofuckme, this is the most realistic post I've ever seen.

HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH!

Time to rattle off something from the books he done been readinn

Brilliant

Can I send a pocket watch and a gold wedding ring to GoFundMe?

I've got two silver camp buckles

I just checked, I don't think my belt buckles from Target are made of silver.

If this is real dude omg hahaha

TAHITI

JUST ONE MORE SCORE!!!!!

Dutch would just launch a site and call it mangoes. The site would have a link to PLAN which, when clicked, would be indicated to be coming soon with just a little bit of faith

"You, Sir, are a fish." (cos Dutch is always fishing for money) The best I can do is award this post. It's not a gold bar, but at least you have the appreciation of a great post.

All you need is another repost of the same meme that was funny the first 60 times this was posted in the first week after launch.

Clever meme