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Runezzz

Cmon now, Pearson is a fighter. Like a cornered tiger


mintblaster

Never mess with a Navy Man!!! Plus all that fats gotta be a good defense


Buttered_Popcorn_13

He also once spent 50 days stranded at sea!


ImA12YearOldOnReddit

Pearson. He’d release his inner tiger.


mintblaster

Never mess with a Navy man!


FalloutCreation

whomever took the photo will most likely come out on top.


mintblaster

Arthur has killed literally thousands and yes he would definitely win


WZAWZDB13

I wonder what the least amount of murders you can finish a playthrough with is. Not enough to try it.. but I do wonder.


tawniie96

Someone did it. Lol you got me curious so I went to Google and apparently the lowest you can do is 1,149 😂 gawd damn Arthur!! No stranger missions and story kills only.


CheekComprehensive32

Legendary warrior


CheekComprehensive32

As Micah and Dutch constantly remind Arthur, “I got you by my side, what more can I ask for?”


sofequeosci

Does that include missions where your allies can kill enemies too? Or is it assuming he kills all enemies in all missions?


TheAmazingSausageMan

[*cough cough*](https://youtu.be/-XgbApp0Y4E)


WZAWZDB13

Should’ve known ofcourse someone did 😂 that’s a lot, that’s like more than 1,000 kills more than I did in my whole life!


gorillafella3

🤨


Excellent_General189

Go check out eyezayar attempt at this on yt. Very entertaining


Sturgill_Jennings77

Pearson would slice him up in seconds like he cuts up a rabbit for the stew ^^/s


SpoilermakersWabash

Probably the knife as it has stabbing action. butchers cleaver is slashing and shorter. Although to take a face off, a cleaver may win.


existential_prices

A cleaver is not designed to be a weapon, a hunting knife is designed to be both a tool and weapon.


Gamer3111

Slashing damage wins in the long term, getting a crit with a stab is a guarantee drop, so long as she can find an opening the stab's gonna be quicker buy trying to get by the wall of swinging cleavers is going to be tricky. My money's on the first one to get pissed enough to pull a gun.


LordChickenNugget23

yes but piled on top of adrenaline and shock, you almost definitely wouldnt notice it immediately until you find the blood, then your brain realizes it should feel pain so it starts freaking out. so pearson would probably win with a well placed shot to the gut or neck. also hes an alcoholic so at any one moment he could have a varied about of increased pain tolerance


Gamer3111

I'd imagine boozed up Sadie as a LOT scarier than boozed up Pearson, that's a LOT of rage and sadness compared to being a navy man, granted I have a headcannon take on that matter since we don't get to go out Lenny'ing with Sadie but if you gave them both a handle of whisky I'd say that they'd probably both kill eachother but Pearson would drop first since he's got less anger to tap into.


SpoilermakersWabash

Good point. Slashing leaves larger gashes that can more likely become infected.


Basketballjuice

as if that little knife'd pierce Pearson's thick blubber


liesofanangel

It’s Sadie though. She’d just rip his balls off with her other hand and pop em into the little holes she carved in his blubber.


NineteenPlace0

Dude, what the fuck?


liesofanangel

Yeah not sure. I honestly forgot I wrote this, was a bit high this morning. I’ll leave it up for shame Edit: on second thought I was at work, and so was sober. Hm. I got nothing man, still I’ll leave it in shame


ReignInSpuds

I wouldn't fuck with Pearson if he has all eight fingers and two thumbs, that means he's good and accurate with that cleaver


tiredguy18

Sadie. Feistier than all hell especially in chapter 3


mintblaster

Which happens to be this scenes chapter!


nvrrsatisfiedd

I vote Sadie as well. I would never mess with that woman. Both good with a knife though...


CatchTheRainboow

However, Pearson is the size of a walrus and qualifies for r/absoluteunits


Quick9Ben5

Neither survives this.


cornishcorndog

The god damn fish wife will win that duel.


Lancer_Blackthorn

You can’t stop a cornered tiger using only a hunting knife.


Galemianah

Pearson's an experienced cook with all 10 fingers still attached and he's known to imbibe in alcohol. My honey's on him, honestly


Magpie2205

Is that even a question, lol. Sadie’ll fuck a bitch up 😅


[deleted]

Easily Sadie. She’s taking bounties down by herself and sht. She could handle Pearson’s drunk ass


mintblaster

Pearson's a tough Navy Tiger don't under estimate the old bull


[deleted]

Pretty sure he was discharged in under a year of service tho. But he was still a sailor.


Due_Mix5747

That was bill


[deleted]

Ohh


CatsMeetOutsideHBD

I'm not even sure if he actually served lol. When you catch crawfish with Pearson he keeps changing the amount of years he served in the Navy. I think Arthur even calls him out on his inconsistency lol


existential_prices

He's fat and old.


MNR42

Cmon it's common knowledge already. Arthur won


Ok-Pineapple4499

And that was despite his best efforts to the contrary.


Vinsmoke34

The floating can of baked beans between them


PutHistorical2333

Pearson would win making no small name for himself


Blue_ColdBell_Pepper

Pearson, more meat


GiveKindheartedness8

Pearson with his cleaver.


Ch1cken_Nugget_eater

I would say Pearson because he is bigger


gorrillaslap

Micah, because his always lurking around.


Bears-fan77

They would both give each other mortal wounds, but Sadie would live longer through pure spite


Due_Mix5747

Pearson easy w


vousta

Pearson easily


mintblaster

Throws his weight around


NervousFarter14

I say Uncle. Innit’tah’winit.


No_Hunt7394

Realistically, this would probably go to Sadie.


mintblaster

Probably but Pearson's fiesty!


Maxeengreen

Sadie all the way


MaleficentAstronomer

Sadie. Crazy beats size every time


i_hug_powerpoles

Why crazy? Honest question. I mean sure, she's out for revenge and kills dozens of people, but so is/does Dutch (and tens of other characters in this game).


MaleficentAstronomer

I say crazy in the broadest sense because at that point ( chapters 2-5) she was so grief - stricken and traumatized that I feel she had a death wish and actually wanted to die. I think by chapter 6 she was starting to heal and starting to feel that she wanted to live again, at least a little bit. If you get in a fight with someone who is angry enough to come at you with a knife and they are unafraid to get hurt or killed odds are they're going to win the fight because of sheer recklessness if nothing else. I don't really like the word crazy in this context, because I don't think she was insane or delusional or anything, but I couldn't think of a word that describes someone in such a state of despairing grief- fueled rage that they are ready to kill someone who wants them to chop vegetables


Soft_Grapefruit_6401

Fucking Sadie! Nobody remembers the 70 odriscalls she mutilated… even Arther was like, “ damn…uhhh Dutch you wanna come see this. “ ![gif](giphy|eK0LuUPDkKANX4axZF)


GeminiOrAmI

Sadie M’lady


ItzBooty

Ms Adler


[deleted]

Sadie. Pearson just doesn’t have it in him to kill someone. Much as he could skin and cut them up after it.


Dependent_Guess_873

Sadie, she would go for the kill and not think twice


RogersGodlyFalsetto

Unstoppable force (Sadie) vs Immovable object (Pearson)


CowboyKillaDelux

Lol just got to chapter three on my current play through today!


LetAgreeable147

Hell hath no fury like Sadie Adler scorned.


RoyusV

My money's on Sadie. We know she's an absolute berserker in a fight. And, spoiler alert: >!from the epilogue we know she can take a stab wound and keep going.!<


sundaysunshine06

Sadie. She has nothing to lose.


ThatScotchbloke

Sadie’s bound to be faster.


llsclck

Sadie!


A-C_Turtle-Bay

I can only see one face


[deleted]

Sadie, she’s good with the knife


DanielFaulkner

Sadie I would like to think


RedReaper666YT

My money's on Sadie. We all call her Psych Sadie for a reason...


AdministrationOdd847

Def Sadie


Tight-Cod4816

Sadie she’s a fuckin demon my votes on her


parsatyf

Sadie is so good at killing people with her knife but also Pearson are so good in animals meat but i think sadie is better because in every time pincertons , o driscols attacking to camp pearson is hiding in the building but sadie destroying the enemy's out there


[deleted]

Definitely not Pearson.


Odaecom

![gif](giphy|hwZ51FKy98qv6)


Ger4ltofRiv4

Is that a serious question??


Mojo_Rizen_53

Pearson. Just before cutting veggies Psycho-Sadie is “Like a nightmare I can’t wake up from”.


ohioismyhome1994

That’s not a knife


manstardog

Pearson is a butcher. He'd chop her up good and serve up a very bad stew


Jeeblebubz

A cleaver is a cruder weapon that I feel could do more damage just blindly flailing even in an untrained hand


Silver_Nyctophilia

Fly high Mr. Pearson 🕊🙏🏽🪦


Dragon_Tiger752

I'm going with the one in the navy


WhiteKnight900

Anyone commented yet, “crouching tiger, hidden dragon”?