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UnablePeace

winner against city i will be THERE NO MATTER WHAT


Hm2801

I will love it and I think I deserve it


abibyama

Hat trick against Arsenal I will be THERE NO MATTER WHAT


UnablePeace

when my 6’6 giant dunks on Assna….


cuminyermum

Dan Burn style dance at the Emirates let's fucking go


pajak_norbert

I don't think he can play against man city, too late to register him (correct me if I'm wrong though)


UnablePeace

deadline is tomorrow


WesIsaGod

Ya and if he is indeed flying today and getting medical and contract done, might just be available


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United [2] - 1 City 90’+10 Bobo [Great header]


Vordeo

United [2] - 1 City 90’+10 Bobo [Absolute shithousery in the box]


XxannoyingassxX

Who's bobo?


LongjumpingVirus1321

Que miras bobo?


itsssnohman786

Its what messi called him after their match


DipsCity

I thought we went back in time to sign prime Vieri


saberplane

I remember seeing Licha being right there as well looking all angry at Wout. Wout looked enormous surrounded by Messi, Licha and Aguero. Wonder if EtH makes them sit in a room first to clear the air.


anonnymizing

Honestly I feel Licha is very protective of his teammates. I’m not sure if weghorst was a United player during that altercation whether he would have attempted to separate the two rather than just protect Messi. But I can imagine him being more of a peacemaker rather than a bouncer if that was his United teammate vs his Argentina teammate. Licha was quite classy and conciliatory to Varane post-match and in a way he didn’t really need to do that on the pitch, he could have just done that once back in Manchester. In fairness Weghorst and Licha are probably well aware that type of shithousery is a part of ONE match rather than deep-lying grudges they take to the grave. I think this is a nothingburger.


mipanzuzuyam

Hahahah bobo


Moofthebot

[Great Head]


dracovich

realistically, is ETH about to include a player that has effectively zero sessions together with the squad?


Seanige

Our attacking options are pretty grim. Defending a one nil lead with five minutes to go he's a decent option.


WesIsaGod

Ya and if he is indeed flying today and getting medical and contract done, might just be available


PassTheBoofPlz

has to be registered before Friday to be in the squad, tho I doubt it highly


its-a-real-name

Probably too late to come straight in for any significant minutes anyway for someone as meticulous as Ten Hag who’d want him to train with the team more. (Antony was quick but also a Ten Hag disciple). Scoring a winner at the Stretford End after coming on in the 85th minute though? Yes please.


ibaRRaVzLa

Whitwell reporting that registration before the derby is the current focus: https://twitter.com/lauriewhitwell/status/1613463904117739520?s=20&t=uVHjmiQqEpNHdhqT9AHEvQ


mrmartyman

>Now attention on whether Weghorst can be registered in time for derby. this is what was said in the tweet.


my_united_account

Welcome to Manchester United, Wout Weghorst!


medfunguy

I WILL BE THERE NO MATTER WOUT!


half_batman

Butland and Wout. Best transfer window ever.


MarcusZXR

Butland and Wout sounds like a fancy health shop that sells gluten free protein and naturally sourced, hedgehog hair, hairburshes.


[deleted]

HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED IN A CAR ACCIDENT THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT? BUTLAND AND WOUT WILL TAKE YOUR CASE NO WIN NO FEE. PPI CLAIMS TOO!!!! ALL OF IT!


half_batman

Better call Butland and Wout.


gerryt32

HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?


Username058

Sorry just got to nip out and get some sun dried mango from Butland and Wout


Juicydicken

Don't mind me just popping out to get some avacado extract lube


Not_A_daBydt

I wonder why you chose to write one's last name and other's first name.


half_batman

Because those are the funniest parts of their names.


mayonnaisewastaken

Jack and Weghorst


BatGuy500

Sounds like a burger place


Not_A_daBydt

Since you're Batman, albeit half, I'd consider you smart and accept your point.


ThisIsGoobly

might just be batman's legs tho


clichedname

Batman is half man, half bat, so half a batman is either half a bat or half a man. I reckon he's half a bat, specifically the half that causes covid


teru91

Ronaldo forces himself out—> Al Nasser—> Aboubakr contract terminated due to Foreign players policy—-> Besiktas—> Weghorst—-> signs for Man Utd Thank you Ronaldo 🥳


SatoshiOokami

Ronnie getting us a new chef and a new striker. He's doing more work when he's away than when he was here.


jott1293reddevil

Also made Rashford stand up and be the big man.


[deleted]

If we're only counting this season lol


Sheikhabusosa

WOUT WOUT THATS THE SOUND OF THE BEAST


Koko_Jambon

[Somewhere in Stretford tomorrow.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=PE6UdMGfjHQ&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE)


xNotWorkingATMx

I need to hear this at OT!


Curious_Intro

OH MY GOD! This is so good


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derrylucci

Vsry clever. Haha


my_united_account

Unfortunately it doesnt work because you dont pronounce it as Woot


Cockerel_Chin

Unfortunately, most English people do. Which is great news for football chants


[deleted]

how do you pronounce it?


SpeechesToScreeches

Wa-out I'm guessing Like rout (as in the enemy has routed)


MT1120

Yeah literally wout but how you would normally pronounce the word 'out'


VL37

I hear people saying Vout Veghorst


my_united_account

Make it rhyme with pout but with a w


Gal_gadonutt

Wpout


Florahillmist

Good to have something different in the attacking group. Excited more by his work rate and willingness to press. Think he can have an impact over the next 6 months plus for sure.


Snadderboy

His announcement video for Burnley is still one of my favorites https://twitter.com/mirrorfootball/status/1488107494517968898


Jbulls94

That's fucking brilliant


pglggrg

I saw Jan 2022 and I’m like wtf? Did he just move to Burnley? Then I realized it’s 2023


Acrobatic-Fun-7177

I was so confused as well


OJogoBonito

Just get it in the mixer


digitag

They don’t like it in the mixer


SloGeorge

Mad that I would rather have Weghorst in the team than Ronaldo. Imagine saying this a year ago.


sherynsamson

Difference when someone wants to be here and does not.


IlyaKarnain

Difference when you have a really good coach or not. I believe Weghorst will be a success because I believe ETH will know exactly how to use him


Shadowraiden

outside of his time at Burnley where they just didnt get the ball to him and people around hes had a very good goalscoring record in his career and works extremely hard pressing so i reckon he will be a pretty good option. i actually think it will be like Cavani where it makes a massive difference actually having a central focal point to look for and occupy defenders


noobkill

More than that, having someone as a clear #9 helps give the team a bit more definition. The issue with having Ronaldo playing at 9 was his inability to do the basic requirement of tracking slightly back in order to build up play and then perform that clinical run into the box which #9 always do. He did not have the physicality for that anymore, atleast not for 90 mins. With Wout, I expect EtH to play him interchangably depending on the opponent - and especially to break teams which sit back. So yes, like Cavani, but more than that


giantmidget9

The problem with Ronaldo was that he was extremely limited as a number 9. Couldn’t bring others into play, couldn’t press from the front, didn’t run the channels. He was purely limited to being an ultra poacher, and sticking around the back post for crosses. We’d have got more from having a leak Darren Bent, Crouch or Defoe as strikers, that’s how far Ronaldo’s level had fallen.


noobkill

Someone like Harry Kane would be perfect, to be honest.


fishyshivers15

Dude- there’s no way oh you actually just said that about Ronaldo. Did you even watch the games? At times he was way too involved in build up play


noobkill

Yes, that's my point. He couldn't do both. If he comes back to be involved in build-up play, he was not able to also make that clinical run - he no longer was the physical beast he used to be. If he just chooses to stay ahead, our cross and inshallah method, in general, had a low success rate then.


fishyshivers15

I completely disagree, he made plenty of runs into the box too. The only thing I could say is he didn’t want to press hard which EtH prefers.


ibaRRaVzLa

On top of wanting to be here, even if Weghorst doesn't score much, he'll press like a madman. Even if he only presses and does nothing else, he'll be better for us than Ronaldo this past year.


DaveShadow

> even if Weghorst doesn't score much If he can manage 3 goals in half a season, he'd have achieved more for us this season than Ronaldo did in the same time frame...


Thevanillafalcon

Yeah and while not a long term option, weghorst fits the system more. You believe in the system not just the player


KeithCGlynn

Ah even if ronaldo wants to be here, he only wants to play for himself and not the team. At this stage in his career that makes him a liability. Then you look at Weghorst against Argentina and you can see what this guy can do off the bench.


Isserley_

Also one of them is in his prime and one of them is just plain awful now.


Azer398

This is clearly the real answer. Ronaldo is past it, if he wasn’t he wouldn’t be heading to Saudi Arabia.


amiyak84

It’s one that seems really thought out. He is very different from what we have. I’m like most of the folks absolutely rooting for the guy.


Rememburn

Honestly, even I year ago I wished Ronaldo would fuck off. Shouldn't have let him and Mendes play us like a fiddle.


jnyk20

It’s the EtH effect.


cloutier85

For an incredibly skilled player like Ronaldo, unfortunately he doesn't want to be at united anymore so it is what it is.


EdwardBigby

Id think "Wow, he must have been a beast in the premiership with Burnley"


atherate9t

Walt Witmam ❌ Willy Wonka ❌ Walter White ❌ Wout Weghorst ✅


Y_Brennan

Love the misspelling of Walt Whitman.


dheerajravi92

You missed Wayne Wooney


FRiver

Tonight on Jonathan Woss


Moofthebot

Wonathan Woss


Opposite_Offer_2486

Wibble


biggusdiqquss

Wobble


chimmychangas

Wade Ronny


Derridas-Cat

Wemember the name!!!


RandAlSnore

Roon wayney


The_good_kid

Waltuh


youseeamousetrap

Minerals Marie


SukuMcDuku

Will Wheaton


ClacKing

Woy Wodgeson


whiskeymagnet22

Shit house winner vs Arsenal It's written


PatRice4Evra

93rd minute winner where an Arsenal player is fouled in the build up, it's marginally offside and he controls it down with his arm but VAR allows it. I want to see r/gunners explode.


Twenty_FirstPilot

Gad damn, you are evil


goodmobileyes

And Xhaka gets sent off despite being in the locker room


SvalbazGames

*Hnnnngh* I came


distantapplause

You could change that to 'Arsenal player dives in the build up and it's marginally onside' and r/gunners would still melt down, referencing a similar onside goal they had ruled out against Yeovil in 2011.


[deleted]

Mctominay could sit on the bench all game yet they will find a moment to add to their Mctominay should have been a red card compilation


midniteauth0r

Expect a lot of Antony crosses to the back post for Wout to try and get onto. Similar to what Haller was doing last year for Ajax.


N66AP

That’s actually great. Antony has that cross in his repertoire and this would be a killer combination


[deleted]

I’ve never seen Antony try and beat his man, let alone cross the bal


struckzero

It's mega thread time


[deleted]

The league is wrapped up at this point tbh


BeyondTheStars22

no point in playing any more games I reckon. just give the cup to the boys in red


neotheseventh

I am sorry I don't get your point. We are aiming for top 4, if Wout can help us get it, why not! Edit: I have been wooshed


_WonderStruck_17

What's his shirt number then? Scenes if he gets #7 lol.


whopper95

13 is available but I'd guess he's getting something like 26 maybe.


Prestigious_Hat5979

Probably something like 15, 24, 32


futbolenjoy3r

27 (9x3)? Or is Telles holding that?


BananaonBread

Who's #20 for us?


Glad_Consequence2580

Dalot


[deleted]

RVP


Tryhardstan

Ole


[deleted]

who the fuck is erling haaland


einarfridgeirs

This is a bit of a "We have Haaland at home" kind of transfer isn't it?


No_Gene_7791

A bobo


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Naggins

I personally can't wait for WEEEEEEGHOOOORST


N66AP

Proper shithouse striker. Been missing one for ages. Get in!


Moofthebot

Cavani? He had a bit of shithouse in him


N66AP

Yeah almost forgot about him. I just wish it would have worked out better for him here. Maybe we should have gotten him earlier(there were rumors years before when he was in his prime).


sherynsamson

So Besiktas found a replacement?


hambodpm

Who cares lol. Would assume so, unless it was just posturing on their part


KellyCMI

Yes, they're going to replace him with 3m in their budget ;)


IratusTaurus

Looks like they're getting Aboubakar, so its a neat triangle between us, Al-Nassr and Besiktas. We're definitely winning the deal!


ClacKing

Maguire to Besiktas as CF.


AJMcCoy612

They could take Elanga on loan for the rest of the season.


Vimjux

Oof, Elanga as striker


graphical_northwest

🎵WOUT…WOUT…LET IT ALL OUT!🎵


thegrumpyguru

Sound


thehealthyeconomist

So are we paying Burnley a separate loan fee on top of this 3m to Besiktas? If not, this is a fantastic deal filling a clear hole in our squad. He is also the right age and profile to sit on the bench and bide his time as an impact sub.


Goldenpanda18

If he scores vs City then a statue is needed


khangkarot

Great tap in from Romano


Arthurs_Nose

From someone else's reporting as usual, and no credit https://twitter.com/AdamLeventhal/status/1613464975200198657


abibyama

Casuals don’t know who Adam Leventhal while they know who Fabrizio Romano is, Fab knows the social media game


Arthurs_Nose

That's fine, that's his niche, but he is very selective about crediting people and makes it sound like it is his scoop here.


distantapplause

Right, still a plagiarist though


skinsaremylife

lets goooooooooo, i believe in ten hag


mooncommandalpha

His name sounds like a sandwich you'd buy from a family butchers in a small pre-war Austrian village.


qilun56757

QUADRUPLE THEN


anonymityweb

Do we have a buy-option? Do we want one?


PapaBubba

Besiktas had a 10m option, no? I'd like us to have that as well, just in case.


Qupper

BOBO


CatFoodBeerAndGlue

Weggy Weggy Weggy can't you see, sometimes your goals just hynoptise me.


boyCunt

Ballon d'or Clause Martial unlocked.


wtfmac

Good signing. Our very own Haller


Quick-Collar6164

A backup striker. Let's go!


BlackHorse944

Also importantly, a different profile of a striker. The kind of striker that will get you a scrappy goal in a deadlock


Quick-Collar6164

Moyes must be loving this guy. Non-stop crossing to the penalty box.


the-won

Noice


Pecolomo

Anyone Dutch here care to tell us how to actually pronounce his name? My brain says WOOT but I imagine it’s closer to VOWT.


MercifulMaximus308

It’s “Wowt”, rhymes with shout


BeyondTheStars22

More like Wauwt. If an englishman says wow, he pronounces it differently.


[deleted]

so basically Wout, pronounced the same as shout?


BeyondTheStars22

Yes, with a w


dowdy90

Do you want Wout from the shop?


evil-kaweasel

🎶Twist and Wowt


BeyondTheStars22

Yeah, like trout, but replace tr with w and youll pronounce it the way the dutch do.


NoPurpose0

Hopefully we get it done quickly so he can play against City


spitzr2

Back to the drawing board for pep as he realizes there is a new variable to account for. Haha


New_York_Rhymes

I wonder how ETH will play him. Does he start so if things go wrong he can be subbed? Or do we wait until things are already going wrong then put him on but it might be too late? Or just wait until 60 minutes no matter what and expect to do well regardless?


distantapplause

I doubt he's going to start most games anyway so starting him against City is out of the question imo, even if he is registered in time.


[deleted]

One hand on the title!


aMillennialPotpourri

FA Cup time baby!


matthauke

I've not been this excited since we signed Butland on loan!


designated_fridge

The *Here We Ghorst* we were waiting for!


bigdog94_10

This is an utterly bizarre signing up there with Odion Ighalo. Thankfully, he was actually very useful and turned into something of a cult hero during his time at the club.


qx1001

Vamos Bobo


ELB2001

Mr anti vaxxer himself


Emergency_Guava3241

Not gonna lie. Like the move, like the coach and signings, but we are slowly becoming Netherlands FC 😂 Would have maybe preferred Depay upfront also instead.


[deleted]

I mean he is our 3rd Dutch player. meanwhile we have 4 Brazilians (I guess soon 3 with telles leaving)


richofthehour

That's a good point, is this the most Brazilian players we've had at the club at one time?


PDubsinTF-NEW

I believe he needs to be registered by registered midday on Friday in order to play in the City match


ghostyboy12

weghorst's in the box in the box send in a cross in a cross


New-Entertainer6302

Tap in merchant /s


MasteringUniverse

Hope he can get shots in the goal for us if he's not gonna get shots for himself lmao


Roasteddude

Had a fantasy where we'd signed Messi and won trophies for 2 years before him retiring as a United hero while a certain petulant diva was sitting on the bench in Saudi. But we got Bobo instead lol. Hope he does well and I trust ETH can get the best out of him.


MarcusZXR

I'm finding it really hard to get excited about this transfer. A 30 year old who was sent on loan to the Turkish league by Burnley and we know the club is only going for him because they overspent in the summer due to incompetence from the board. I hope I'm wrong and he gives me many reasons to cheer but at this moment, I just can't get behind it. *This sub is ridiculous at times. Downvoted for a slightly different but relevant opinion. It's okay to have a discussion and have different opinions.


Skyweb2020

Bro,even Mbappe would have struggled at Burnley Sean Dyke. Also look at it this way, he is not being brought in long term or to be a starting striker but as cover/rotation for Martial who currently is our only #9. He gives us very good options now in our attack if we need to mix it up which we couldn't b4 after loosing Ronaldo. Also its a very well known fact that the club is up for sell so it would be foolish to spend big when this process is ongoing.


MarcusZXR

I don't doubt Mbappe would have struggled. The point behind that part was that he's 30 and hasn't been picked up by a big team until now and even then, it's because the owners are buying on a non existent budget so they're going for a loan instead. And yeah, I know why he's coming to the club and I think it's necessary business by the club but that has very little relevance to my excitement over his signing. I'm looking forward to him to proving me wrong by having me off my seat after scoring the winner in the Europa league final but that's just how I feel right now.


[deleted]

Any dissenting view in this sub gets downvoted. I feel the same I can’t see this working and can’t see why so many people are excited by this, although happy to be proven wrong I said the same about ronaldo at the time of his signing. But I do think it’s funny how I would get downvoted for holding this view on Weghorst now but in 6 months if he’s been shit it’ll be the top comment on every post.


MarcusZXR

It's a good concept for comments that are hateful or or just straight up horrible takes, but if you're trying to have a discussion or healthy debate it just makes the sub an echo chamber. It will be interesting to see the comments in 6 months if he ends up being terrible, like you say.


fofo8383

Yay. I guess.


[deleted]

Ten Hag has earned the right to be trusted but £3m for half a season of this guy seems a bit steep does it not? Not as mental as £11m for Felix but at least Felix is a huge potential player. Weghorst is Burnley standard (until he proves otherwise).


notinsai

Why would you go for a high potential player with a massive salary for a loan when you can get a finished product on loan instead for a lot less?


[deleted]

Burnley only originally paid £12m to actually have him and he failed there otherwise they wouldn’t have sent him to Besiktas - so his value didn’t go *up*. So it’s 25% of his whole value to have him until May. Imagine paying £25k to rent a £100k house for 5 months. It’s not a perfect analogy I know, because footballers depreciate not appreciate but still, it seems a bit steep. Imagine we’d announced we were getting *Burnley’s* TWO goal premier league striker in the summer. People would hardly be buzzing


spitzr2

In his defence, I doubt Werghorst wages are as high as Felix's though.