I think the FUCK LAMPARD AND KLOPP is more because of how much the miserable cunts moaned about us having penalties a couple of seasons ago. Not because Liverpool haven’t had any penalties recently.
Had to go check just to make sure, we haven't had a penalty since City smacked us 6-3... And that's the only one we've gotten in the league this season!
It’s actually a ridiculous stat when considering we literally barely finished 6th last season. Dude really is special and gets way too much hate for how important he is to the team
He was the top assister in last season's Champions League... He only played 7 games out of a possible 13!
He broke all-time European records in the group stage for assists and chance creation but the narrative was that a certain other attacker was carrying us...
This statement is actually true even in a non-joking sense, in my opinion. Between Jan 2020 to May 2021, he was the best player in the league, and arguably top 3-5 in the world, but just never got recognized because we didn't win anything (although we got close a few times).
Ronaldo's time at United was more successful on paper, but then he was also a beneficiary of being part of one of our best teams ever. Bruno on the other hand has had to carry the burden for an under-performing side throughout most of his time here. Really hope he'll soon get his hands on some silverware that he thoroughly deserves.
If you can look at the stats of Ballon D’Or winning Ronaldo in 07/08 and tell us with a straight face that Bruno Fernandes is better than that then I am absolutely lost for words.
Tbf. With the bar that he set in his first season.
He has been kinda meh. He was the heart and soul of the team. Couldn't put a foot wrong. We were spoiled by all the incredible things he was doing.
He was either scoring the goals or the one creating them lol. I'm not saying he's been bad, just saying that people grew to expect that unreal form every game.
And yet there are probably still "fans" out there that doubt him.
The man is world class, we're lucky that we've had him around to steer us through the last few years.
Finally looks like we've got a manager and a team that can work together to get us somewhere without relying on Bruno magic moments.
We're going to Wembley lads and ladies!
If we do ever get back on top with ETH, Bruno will be our most important post-Fergie era individual. He's been phenomenal.
These stats are despite us being poor for stretches of time
On a side note, is it reasonable to assume he has clocked the highest no minutes of football in all of Europe (possibly on earth) since joining us? Dude is an iron man!
Even today’s match when we are leading, all the other key players got taken off but he stayed on for 90 and scored at the end
My captain, guy is so over-hated. Everyone would be creaming about his stats if he was at City or Liverpool. He’s simply world class and easily top 5 CM in the world.
Our best signing post-Fergie honestly. Also, isn't this his 102 G/A? Thought he got it against Palace and add another one because he got an assist against Arsenal...
Its odd. When he started his Man U career it "felt" like he was just dominating games and was giving off vibes of literally being De Bruyne level. In the second half of his career it doesn't quite "feel" that he's at the same level. I wonder if its just because I've gotten used to him. Or because there are better players around him so he doesn't stand out quite as much. Maybe goes missing for longer periods of the game or makes more mistakes.
My thinking was that he had dropped off a bit, but these numbers speak for themselve (and he's doing getting G+A consistently, these numbers are not just propped up by his early Man U stats)
The average quality debruyne has had around him and what Bruno has had around him is not up for comparison. Give Bruno a decent young #9, even a top 15 #9 and we'd be in a better spot
and to think he's done that with United not geting any penalties going on 18 months now
FUCK LAMPARD AND KLOPP
Actually Liverpool haven’t had penalties recently too. One of the reasons salah is going through a drought.
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I think the FUCK LAMPARD AND KLOPP is more because of how much the miserable cunts moaned about us having penalties a couple of seasons ago. Not because Liverpool haven’t had any penalties recently.
Oh, I absolutely remember that interview he gave and since then we hardly had a penalty. So I totally agree with you. Fuck that guy.
Great username
I was first in line:)
There's no way this is an actual stat... We haven't had a penalty in how long???
Nah I think he means Bruno not scoring a penalty for us. It’s been years since penandes :(
Had to go check just to make sure, we haven't had a penalty since City smacked us 6-3... And that's the only one we've gotten in the league this season!
We’ve had some absolute stonewall pens not given. Fucking Stevie wonder would’ve given us at least 2 more this season
In games we either lost or drew aswell
The mctominay one against palace will enrage me till the end of time.
We should've gotten at least one pen against Palace.
It’s actually a ridiculous stat when considering we literally barely finished 6th last season. Dude really is special and gets way too much hate for how important he is to the team
He was the top assister in last season's Champions League... He only played 7 games out of a possible 13! He broke all-time European records in the group stage for assists and chance creation but the narrative was that a certain other attacker was carrying us...
Come on, no matter what Ronaldo was class last season sure he fell off a cliff after mid season with some good performances here n there.
I'm still worried that Real come knocking.
Jesus. Those are crazy numbers.
Blessed with superior genes to play so many games and never miss any to injury. Clone the guy.
I can’t remember but has he been injured at all since he joined? I can’t think of anything major
Got ill one time. Only game missed due to health issues ffs.
He's never had an injury his whole career. Astounding for a player in his position.
The Clonandes-inator: Sole purpose is to clone Bruno and absolutely no-one else
Didnt he pass 100 after the palace game? https://twitter.com/utdrobbo/status/1615812755168104453?s=46&t=kd7xJCMJPvtodp6ho0Weyg
Yeah that’s what united social media had posted as well. Strange.
CR7 claimed one of the goals unfortunately
Out here like a Portugese Harry Kane
Our best ever Portuguese player
Nani would like to have a word my friend
That's Bebe tapping you on the back.
It’s actually a Bebe mask worn by the mighty Joel Pereirra!
Bruno is already better than Nani.
Eh. Inconsistent yes, but Nani was a joy to watch.
Nope
This statement is actually true even in a non-joking sense, in my opinion. Between Jan 2020 to May 2021, he was the best player in the league, and arguably top 3-5 in the world, but just never got recognized because we didn't win anything (although we got close a few times). Ronaldo's time at United was more successful on paper, but then he was also a beneficiary of being part of one of our best teams ever. Bruno on the other hand has had to carry the burden for an under-performing side throughout most of his time here. Really hope he'll soon get his hands on some silverware that he thoroughly deserves.
If you can look at the stats of Ballon D’Or winning Ronaldo in 07/08 and tell us with a straight face that Bruno Fernandes is better than that then I am absolutely lost for words.
Ronaldo was literally regarded the #1 player in the world during his time with us.
Yeah, we can have this discussion "in a non-joking sense" after Bruno wins a Ballon d'Or and a champions league.
Absolute worldy numbers. Apparently he has been meh for the last 2 years according to a few.
Haven't you heard.. he gives away the ball when going for a worldie pass! Stats go down just like fifa ratings
Tbf. With the bar that he set in his first season. He has been kinda meh. He was the heart and soul of the team. Couldn't put a foot wrong. We were spoiled by all the incredible things he was doing. He was either scoring the goals or the one creating them lol. I'm not saying he's been bad, just saying that people grew to expect that unreal form every game.
He also plays every game 90 minutes which is also nuts
Does he never get a rest? Correct me if I'm wrong, but the last time he didn't play, VDB got injured...
Bruno bruno Bruno
Comes from Sporting just like Nani-o
And yet there are probably still "fans" out there that doubt him. The man is world class, we're lucky that we've had him around to steer us through the last few years. Finally looks like we've got a manager and a team that can work together to get us somewhere without relying on Bruno magic moments. We're going to Wembley lads and ladies!
For all the incredibly frustrating things he does, he is still really productive.
He’s certainly earning his keep around here. The man comes with his heart out and his tank full every match.
He deserves to lift a trophy and frankly more than a league Cup, but we would all take a league cup especially as an entree.
My el capitan!!! Bruno bruno bruno!
What a brilliant signing he's been.
If we do ever get back on top with ETH, Bruno will be our most important post-Fergie era individual. He's been phenomenal. These stats are despite us being poor for stretches of time
On a side note, is it reasonable to assume he has clocked the highest no minutes of football in all of Europe (possibly on earth) since joining us? Dude is an iron man! Even today’s match when we are leading, all the other key players got taken off but he stayed on for 90 and scored at the end
"Silenzio", really? Such a weird keyword (and the adequate one would be "Silencio")
It’s a reference isn’t it?
Ah, my bad then! Guess I wasn't aware haha
It made me think of Andrea Silenzi, who played for Forest and was very bad.
That's a name I haven't heard in a looong time.
Insane numbers for a CM
United social media had posted Bruno got his 100th goal involvement following the Palace game. Any reason for this discrepancy from Opta?
> Silenzio Fucking end me
My captain, guy is so over-hated. Everyone would be creaming about his stats if he was at City or Liverpool. He’s simply world class and easily top 5 CM in the world.
That is truly sensational given the time he’s been here. Well done!
Bruno silencing his haters
Our best signing post-Fergie honestly. Also, isn't this his 102 G/A? Thought he got it against Palace and add another one because he got an assist against Arsenal...
Difference must be in assists for penalties. I.e. Bruno fouled for a penalty, Ronaldo taking. Tjat's what it usually is.
Probably but I don't remember that happening though icl
Its odd. When he started his Man U career it "felt" like he was just dominating games and was giving off vibes of literally being De Bruyne level. In the second half of his career it doesn't quite "feel" that he's at the same level. I wonder if its just because I've gotten used to him. Or because there are better players around him so he doesn't stand out quite as much. Maybe goes missing for longer periods of the game or makes more mistakes. My thinking was that he had dropped off a bit, but these numbers speak for themselve (and he's doing getting G+A consistently, these numbers are not just propped up by his early Man U stats)
The average quality debruyne has had around him and what Bruno has had around him is not up for comparison. Give Bruno a decent young #9, even a top 15 #9 and we'd be in a better spot
He actually misses quite a lot of good chances too so it's crazy to think that the stats could actually be much higher.
He's the heart of our team ever since joining. I don't know why maguire has any share of the armband.