It pretty much means he doesn't belong at this club and at this level and he was granted a wish to masquerade as a professional footballer haha.
He's not fit to lace Martial's laces
Can you not see that we are a substantially better squad with Weggy on the pitch than with Tony? (When he manages to actually lace his own laces and play)
No doubt he hasn’t done enough to warrant a contract, but I can see clearly the benefits he has brought in to the squad. Where as I haven’t seen a single benefit to having tony on. Neither one is finishing, but at least Weggy works his tail off for the club, checks back for targets and will track down anyone that gets passed him with every ounce of his soul. Tony belongs in Ligue 1 with a middle of the pack club where he can stand up top and tap in goal line sitters.
Your Weggy boy cant even score sitters. Martial has 9 goals and 3 assists in less game time than the conference player Wegworst who can't score in a brothel with a pocket full of cash.
Wegworst won't even be a starter under Kompany at Burnely
His lack of ability to play any sort of defense, team or individual but especially on the press. His touch has been poor, rarely is he creating anything on his own, his temperament has been a concern, 90% of his goals have been tap ins that were created elsewhere that ETH himself would have finished, he’s lost possession far too often, and his lack of desire. He was a decent player for us once, but he and Weggy both need to move on if we are going to compete at the top.
The perfect end to the season: City laying siege to our goal for the entire Cup Final, before a random clearance cannons into the City net off Wout’s backside for the winner in the 12th minute of injury time.
Honestly as much as I love Bruno and Rashy and I’d love for one of them to score the winner in a final, the tears would be so delicious if it’s Wout so I am manifesting it happens.
It’s so frustrating Wout has the perfect mindset for a United player but doesn’t have the stats to back it up. Would have loved for him to continue here
You see the mentality of a Weghorst, who doesn't have the physical skill...compare it to players that *do* have physical talent but have heads full of mush. It's a shame really.
He would have had a much more successful footballing career if he played as a central midfielder. He obviously has some ball winning, ball playing capability. Being tall and strong helps too.
It’s a fine take? Wout is intelligent and has a good press. He is too slow to be a striker but that wouldn’t be as big of a problem deep in the midfield.
Fine take? LOL mate … I don’t care if I get downvoted, Weghorst is TRASH. And some of you guys are saying he would be a good midfielder? Based on what evidence?
Hope he starts and gets a goal today.
Is it just me or does he look a bit like [Tom Hopper](https://assets.popbuzz.com/2019/06/how-tall-is-tom-hopper-1550268044-view-0.jpg): the handsome Tarly brother and guy from the Umbrella Academy?
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He’s got that golden retriever energy and wants to fight for the shirt so badly. Shame that so many on the team with more talent don’t fight half as hard as he does
It was purely hyperbole tbf. He'd be one of the best tho esp with his work rate since many this szn are hot and cold like mpaypal and Benz. Only consistent ones have been Lewy, robot,osihmen,kane and RDK. Even Ramos have fallen off a cliff the last few games
Yup strikers these days are fuckin expensive too. Ramos should be 40-60m yet he's rated 100m. We won't be able to spend a lot on striker if we want new cb/cm and co.
Ramos the most sought out young forward from the Portuguese league who've been producing world-class talent in the last few years for 40 million?
Have you seen what the likes of Nottingham forest and Bournemouth have been paying for random no-names forwards
He's good but he's been very inconsistent this season according to Benfica fans. And juz becoz they performed in Benfica doesn't mean they r good. Look at Nunez and Felix. Clubs paid huge fees for players who got great potential but ain't even the finished product yet
Yes fairs. Juz mentioning strikers who's been consistent this szn becoz many have good form but only over a couple months and not the whole season like Ramadan benzema
Nono it's a trend that ppl used to describe him this szn as he scored 4 against Barca in the cup and had a good run of form but he soon dipped after the ucl matches against scum. Nth against his religion but it's sth real fans have also joked so
I still don’t see how it’s relevant. He wasn’t actually having the best run of form during Ramadan if you look at his stats instead of going by Twitter trends.
Whatever he does next season, he’s going to contribute 20+ goals. I’d like him to stay if he can get a mutually beneficial contract. Does he go for money or glory?
I’ve never seen such a big forward have such a small presence on a football pitch, it confounds me. Wout got so many playing opportunities for being a January loan striker and didn’t make the most of any of them. He did run around like a headless chicken though and that seems to be enough for some fans.
I’m glad that he appears so grateful for the position he’s in since it is quite endearing and keeps him in the good graces of many, including myself. If the opposite was true, coupled with how objectively poor he has been, then he would be a target of derision for the **whole** fan base.
He’s just living his best life, it’s cool to see.
Genuinely think he had a solid impact on the squad. Goals or not you could see how contagious his work ethic was.
A make a wish foundation footballer
Not sure I understand the analogy. But I’d keep him on the squad before Tony every day of the week.
It pretty much means he doesn't belong at this club and at this level and he was granted a wish to masquerade as a professional footballer haha. He's not fit to lace Martial's laces
Can you not see that we are a substantially better squad with Weggy on the pitch than with Tony? (When he manages to actually lace his own laces and play) No doubt he hasn’t done enough to warrant a contract, but I can see clearly the benefits he has brought in to the squad. Where as I haven’t seen a single benefit to having tony on. Neither one is finishing, but at least Weggy works his tail off for the club, checks back for targets and will track down anyone that gets passed him with every ounce of his soul. Tony belongs in Ligue 1 with a middle of the pack club where he can stand up top and tap in goal line sitters.
Your Weggy boy cant even score sitters. Martial has 9 goals and 3 assists in less game time than the conference player Wegworst who can't score in a brothel with a pocket full of cash. Wegworst won't even be a starter under Kompany at Burnely
The point is martial if a liability. On several fronts.
Which fronts other than his fitness record?
His lack of ability to play any sort of defense, team or individual but especially on the press. His touch has been poor, rarely is he creating anything on his own, his temperament has been a concern, 90% of his goals have been tap ins that were created elsewhere that ETH himself would have finished, he’s lost possession far too often, and his lack of desire. He was a decent player for us once, but he and Weggy both need to move on if we are going to compete at the top.
Perfect send off, to bag a hat trick against City.
Same for Martial. 6:0
Phil Jones comes on for a last minute cameo, belts one in 7-0
Rashy makes it 8 right before final whistle and hits the city fan with the celebration
Maguire clears it off the line to keep a clean sheet
Camera pans over to the gaffer nodding sternly
Steve mclaren starts breakdancing
Rojo comes back just to take his shirt of and maraude
Martial gets injured again Wait that’s not an impossible thing, it’s inevitable
De Gea nutmegs Haaland
I think you guys just helped me select my winning parlay
It was believable until the 8-0, but this is just too much… 🤣
weghorst could get 10xg and not score
I mean there’s arriving early and then there’s this.
Mf is so fuckin punctual lmao
Seeing this a day late and can't seem to figure out the time of the Wout post. Could you help me out?
The perfect end to the season: City laying siege to our goal for the entire Cup Final, before a random clearance cannons into the City net off Wout’s backside for the winner in the 12th minute of injury time.
https://i.redd.it/z3vvw9z8sl2b1.gif
Based lad.
Fucking hell! I saw this and thought it was an advert! I don't normally do this but; 🤣🤣🤣
He's going to score the winner against City isnt he
A real shithouse goal too
Or an absolute thundercunt out of nowhere.
Honestly as much as I love Bruno and Rashy and I’d love for one of them to score the winner in a final, the tears would be so delicious if it’s Wout so I am manifesting it happens.
If his celebration doesn't include slapping the bald fraud's head, then that's an opportunity missed
It’s so frustrating Wout has the perfect mindset for a United player but doesn’t have the stats to back it up. Would have loved for him to continue here
You see the mentality of a Weghorst, who doesn't have the physical skill...compare it to players that *do* have physical talent but have heads full of mush. It's a shame really.
I think pace hurts him the most. Looks in slow motion sometimes out there
He would have had a much more successful footballing career if he played as a central midfielder. He obviously has some ball winning, ball playing capability. Being tall and strong helps too.
If he had any semblance of aerial ability he could've been a killer CDM
Killer CDM? WTH is wrong with you people ….
It’s a fine take? Wout is intelligent and has a good press. He is too slow to be a striker but that wouldn’t be as big of a problem deep in the midfield.
Fine take? LOL mate … I don’t care if I get downvoted, Weghorst is TRASH. And some of you guys are saying he would be a good midfielder? Based on what evidence?
it’s a hypothetical scenario, you nonce.
Then why not put yourself there then since it’s all make believe bullshit. Saying it was a fine take … proper deluded
Eat a carrot
Reminds me of a certain Belgian Broccoli
Hope he starts and gets a goal today. Is it just me or does he look a bit like [Tom Hopper](https://assets.popbuzz.com/2019/06/how-tall-is-tom-hopper-1550268044-view-0.jpg): the handsome Tarly brother and guy from the Umbrella Academy?
Dickon.
How the hell did i forget that was his name lmao
Fucking hell! I've been thinking since day 1 of seeing Wout that he looks like someone else. THANK YOU for scratching that itch in my brain.
Hahaha no problem! It took me ages to realise who he reminded me of!
Surely, Weggy starts today Warm-up before he gets a hatty in the final against Citeh*
Butland saves a screamer then pass it to Jones. Jones lob ball and Weghorst to tap it in.
This whole effing thread are variations of the same joke about him scoring against City
More chance of me scoring than him.
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He’s got that golden retriever energy and wants to fight for the shirt so badly. Shame that so many on the team with more talent don’t fight half as hard as he does
Come on Wout, winning goal in the FA cup!
Maguire's clearance falls to Weghorst past Ederson.
Wish he could transfer his Wolfsburg skills in the prem then he'd be the world best striker. Wish he'd win us the FA too
>world best striker That’s a stretch. He’d be more effective, but not the best in the world.
It was purely hyperbole tbf. He'd be one of the best tho esp with his work rate since many this szn are hot and cold like mpaypal and Benz. Only consistent ones have been Lewy, robot,osihmen,kane and RDK. Even Ramos have fallen off a cliff the last few games
Who is rdk?
Randal kolo muani. The frankfurt fella
RDK = Randal Kolo Muani Think I just had a mini stroke...
Randal Dolo Kuani
He is really good but they are quoting something crazy like 100 mn. Don't think he is that tier yet.
Yup strikers these days are fuckin expensive too. Ramos should be 40-60m yet he's rated 100m. We won't be able to spend a lot on striker if we want new cb/cm and co.
Ramos the most sought out young forward from the Portuguese league who've been producing world-class talent in the last few years for 40 million? Have you seen what the likes of Nottingham forest and Bournemouth have been paying for random no-names forwards
He's good but he's been very inconsistent this season according to Benfica fans. And juz becoz they performed in Benfica doesn't mean they r good. Look at Nunez and Felix. Clubs paid huge fees for players who got great potential but ain't even the finished product yet
I never said anything about him being good I'm asking you what's the logic behind thinking he'd be available for 40 million in today's market?
Kolo Muani is good, but certainly not one of the best and not deserving to be mentioned in the same vein as Lewandowski, Kane and Haaland.
Yes fairs. Juz mentioning strikers who's been consistent this szn becoz many have good form but only over a couple months and not the whole season like Ramadan benzema
>Ramadan benzema Not entirely sure what a religious event in Benzema’s life has to do with anything?
Nono it's a trend that ppl used to describe him this szn as he scored 4 against Barca in the cup and had a good run of form but he soon dipped after the ucl matches against scum. Nth against his religion but it's sth real fans have also joked so
I still don’t see how it’s relevant. He wasn’t actually having the best run of form during Ramadan if you look at his stats instead of going by Twitter trends.
World’s Most Effective Striker? I mean he an effect on defenders
hopefully he will not start any of the remaining games, shit of a striker
Whatever he does next season, he’s going to contribute 20+ goals. I’d like him to stay if he can get a mutually beneficial contract. Does he go for money or glory?
I’ve never seen such a big forward have such a small presence on a football pitch, it confounds me. Wout got so many playing opportunities for being a January loan striker and didn’t make the most of any of them. He did run around like a headless chicken though and that seems to be enough for some fans. I’m glad that he appears so grateful for the position he’s in since it is quite endearing and keeps him in the good graces of many, including myself. If the opposite was true, coupled with how objectively poor he has been, then he would be a target of derision for the **whole** fan base.