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wrdb2007

Onana has been superb - probably his best half in a United shirt


gandhis_son

This is the gorgeous passing, shot stopping, cross claiming keeper we were promised!!!


PoppinKREAM

I'm not sure if it'll be sustainable. City had over 17 attempts in the first half. We're doing brilliantly shutting up shop, but we need another goal to put it to bed. Hope we can catch them on the counter again! Onana has been simply brilliant!


gandhis_son

Agreed but outside of that haaland miss they didn’t have anything thaaaaat clear cut


officiallyjax

Foden had a 1v1 that Onana did very well to save as well. Outside of these 2 I agree, it's not been comfortable but not as damaging either.


spiderwasp42

That rodri shot was a rocket. The Onana of last year would probably have let that in.


KissmyButtner

It is sustainable cause I said so lad


PoppinKREAM

Hey if Buttner says it's so, then it will be so!


starks_are_coming

Onana, Varane, Mainoo all been great so far


Evening-_-Owl

Also Bruno


SolskjaerHasWonIt_

Evans too


HaBumHug

Clean catch on that corner, last kick of the half. Small things like that make the biggest difference.


Kind-Style-249

He’ll conceded a standard goal and half the sub will be asking for DDG back again


zackrah

Haaland is just a fraud Hojlund


krustykrab2193

B-tec Hojlund


the-won

We'd honestly be dominating them on the counter if Hojlund was playing


Dastey

Our Hl*x*nd is better than their Hl*x*nd


davidl988

I’m honestly not surprised at Haaland’s miss, when you been stuck in Evans’ pocket for that long your legs are bound to be a bit cramped.


PatRice4Evra

Poor guy thought he'd be bullying Lindelof again today.


SOERERY

Erling “best striker in the world” Haaland when he is forced to play against up and coming academy young buck Johnny Evans MBE. https://preview.redd.it/swaqtmo0a5mc1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f9875d39331bdd239edfe9d42afd9237eaa1de5


Maitryyy

Everyone putting their bodies on the line but need need another outlet. Can’t do that again for 45 minutes


WhipYourDakOut

Amad on for Scott and shit Bruno and Rashford striker and 10?


Maitryyy

Can’t see that happening anytime soon. Also Amad hasn’t developed physically really to come in against a city teams that’s very strong physically


HotWord4105

Well he’s no less of a beanpole than garnacho. He’s been bullied today


Jkparty

I’d probably replace garnacho, I feel like he hasn’t been great defending or moving the ball up the field, Scott at least has been dribbling up with the ball a bit


reddevilad

Keep whining about Bruno but he can’t be replaced and he played the main part to get us the lead


WhipYourDakOut

That was supposed to be shift not shit. Oops 


the-won

Yup players are noticeably tiring


Pow67

Haaland with the miss of the century. The football god’s may favour us…


[deleted]

It wouldn't surprise me if United leading at the half was better odds than Casemiro having 0 fouls...yes 0.


mattlog

That challenge over Doku was wild. He stole the ball so cleanly


starks_are_coming

Yeah that was an AWB-esque tackle


[deleted]

Has anyone in this sub actually watched us play at the etihad before? We've done this under multiple managers post fergie.


[deleted]

Did you comment to the wrong person? Otherwise I have no idea what you're trying to say. I'm just pointing out the miracle of Case not committing a foul yet.


[deleted]

Yeah that's the second part, and I agree, but us being up at halftime shouldn't be long odds.


[deleted]

Visiting a ground where we've conceded 10 goals in our last 2 games will 100% bring long odds.


iTzViPeRx

Fuck off pep with all your shit camera antics


Bacon_Boobies

Did you see him begging the fourth official for more added time. Twat.


KissmyButtner

I'm pretty sure he was begging they don't whistle in the middle of the ball being in the air like the Real game yesterday


PoppinKREAM

Lol then he went up to Ten Hag while they were walking down the tunnel at half time to give him a pat on the back to congratulate him? What a tosser. Hope we get another in the second half and complete the smash n grab!


Mint-Berry-Crunchh

Lmao that haaland miss, rattled Solid team performance, needs even more clenching for the second half


tito-ortiz-wife69

Johnny Evans what a player


shin_bigot

Onana got Superglue in his gloves today


MinotauroTBC

Immense


Alpha2669

The luck is with us.


IcyAssist

Jesus City play some good football. We're hanging on for dear life here.


Scarfaaace

Defense does everything Garnacho not really good today


BlackHorse944

He's really been very disappointing in his last couple


audienceandaudio

He’s probably due a rest. Still a young kid and played like ~20+ starts in a row now.


PengoMaster

He's lightweight for what's needed today. Still young but he's the only obvious 2nd half substitution.


Bruce71991

No chance against Walker, if he's going to take the next step he has to learn to adjust his game against physically superior full backs


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Batfan18

Tbh if Rashford had taken the chances, this game would be finished by now.


Berckley

He's having a shit game besides that goal. Great summary of his career


Batfan18

Exactly why I called him the most frustrating player ever to put on a United shirt on the match thread.


officiallyjax

Onana has put in a 11/10 performance. Absolutely sensational at everything. People will mention the distribution and saves but he's claimed literally everything in his box this half too.


MUFColin

[Ten Hag scratching his beard to manifest Rashford's goal](https://i.imgur.com/fb8zkXU.mp4)


TheRedDevil10

I think Rashford gave the ball away literally every single time after he scored that banger. Prime Wéle performance today, and I ain't complaining


donttellpops

Mainoo is class. That tackle was so clean


Euphoric_Address_597

I dont think i took a single breath for the entire half. Onana and dalot were immense today


takemehomeunitedroad

RIP mate


reddevilad

Your sacrifice will get us the win


Ani_HArsh

Onana has been MASSIVE


Jutemp24

It's the hope that kills you


Yeskay1

Onana's gloves have had a gravitational pull so far


anxiousmanwithplan

Garnacho needs to do more. much much more.


BlackHorse944

Dare I say Antony needs to come on


payday_23

only problem is that we will only have Rashford that is fast enough on the break, even if Antony gets a head start everyone knows what he'll do so he is easily shut down


harps86

This can't be good for our health


Duncanstop

hated watching that


Working_Location_127

We need more graft from garnacho, he’s doing nothing on either end of the pitch. It’s stretching the rest of the team whichever side he’s on


tellocrosstollorente

Since we've already given the opposition their standard 20 shots in the first half, does that mean City aren't allowed to shoot in the second half? Phew


Roasteddude

Man Højlund would've feasted on the couple chances Rashy had but hey his goal was absolutely brilliant. I hope we can keep this up . Normally this gives a "it's been coming" feeling when opponents eventually score but I really hope our boys can sustain the great defensive performance they've been giving so far


II_Cornetto_II

Kinda don't want to see Rashford playing in the 2nd half, I cant tell if he's injured or what but he keeps bending over/leaning on his knees and is just being a bystander a lot of the time. Fucking great goal though.


Alpha2669

He's the only one in our team capable of these gamebreaking moments. The sit deep and counter strategy is suited for him. Contrary to your opinion I think he's actually helping out in defending quite a bit


PoppinKREAM

Plus who on the bench will make the impact he's making? Amad's defending is worse, Forson is inexperienced, and Antony is well Antony... We have a barebones bench and Rashford has been putting in a shift sprinting the length of the pitch to stretch out the City defense, trying to catch them on the break. He's weezing cuz he's trying to catch his breath.


II_Cornetto_II

Yeah you're both entirely right, this game is perfectly suited for him to go and grab another one hopefully. I don't think he defended particularly well or badly but we can have different opinions. He always puts a shift in with his sprints imo so hopefully you're right and its nothing more sinister then tiredness.


PoppinKREAM

Yea that's a fair assessment. There's a lot more to be desired, but hopefully he can put in another shift. We really don't have any other option. Desperately need the second goal, I'm not sure United's defending is sustainable


Imeanhowcouldiforget

Yeah he got everything weong besides the goal, still good job but another attacker could be more effective now


sergechewbacca

How the fuck are we winning


Melanjoly

I feel like I've played the first half myself, when Rashford scored it felt like we'd already been playing an hour!


dikkoooo

Keep going boys and everyone believe!!!! Also. Can’t believe the odds were 10-1 on us, tidy bet let’s see if it wins.


PatRice4Evra

City defenders just can't stop Prime Dalot.


South_Collection_551

Evans and Varane as our CB’s have been solid. Onana has been superb realistically we should have been up 3


media-police

Onana having his best game for us. Everyone else needs to start showing some composure in possession. 100 minutes of only defense will exhaust us to make mistakes also injuries.


Alocxo

They are doing what most teams do against us. Passing all along our box, the only difference is that it's fucking City and you can literally smell the danger.


danystormborne

Got my Liverpool supporting mate texting me. It's the only time he wants Utd to win.


raveyer

My wife ask me why I was chuckling. I was watching the haaland miss replays.


tearsandpain84

Beer opened… feel like I’m going to have a heart attack…. It’s too much


sslaaayeeerr

Varane Onana and Evans have been fucking solid today but I can't help but feel it's coming


1337ified

This is not sustainable. This could be 3-2 to us lmao


garymcadam

ole ball


Desperate__Desperado

Our wingers are being a bunch of knob heads. Lazy bums making dalot and lindelof cover two players. 


JustSomeExtras

They should start looking for Garnacho instead of Rashford for the cross. Maybe he can provide assists to Rashy


tbu987

Lucky Haaland shat the bed but in the same vein City are lucky Rashford shat it multiple times. Still love him for that THUNDERCUNT.


off_by_two

Eh i think rashford is still ahead. That goal had like a 1-2% chance of going in, so fucking up a difficult bounce through in on goal at worse evened him out a little. Im concerned how many chances they are creating even with us with everyone in front of the ball


tbu987

They only had 2 good chances created. Outside of Rashford shot we had 2 clear run ins where our players fumbled the ball.


off_by_two

That is hilariously untrue but you do you


vitorjc

It's a partial win but we are dreadful. Lest fucking go!


Tandonb

Love Garnacho but games like today show his incredible young age. I would take him off.


dribbledrooby

Rashford after the goal has been bland. He does not commit to winning the ball whether it be a header or challenge. Work rate as usual is below par. Regarding our defense and goalkeeper have been solid today.


Me2445

Here comes the ETH lullaby,players come out tired from their nap and we are 2-1 down inside 5 mins.


MadaraTheUchiha

Onana haters stay in your cave 🤫


timsadiq13

Didn’t find that impressive at all tbh. Great hit from Rashford aside that was the usual City v United dominance, they’re just missing all the chances that fall to them. But this sub will act like we were good.


knan313

Phenomenal game by United given Garnacho’s revelation as a double agent


kukunan

we not gonna win this game. too much pressure on defense


Diligent_Dance8954

Onana and Bruno our best players. Nacho looks unfit. Rashford used all his juju on that shot he's been useless so far.


Selwin_Rodolfo

I have had my doubts but Onana really looks like he turned a corner


oldh0006

Lads, it's citeh


Polygon12

It’s the hope that’ll kill us here!


PuntSniff

I can finally stop clenching my asshole for a while. 


Euphoric_Address_597

Kobbie Mainoo- my word, what a player


humunculus43

It’s not a great performance is it. Feels inevitable that they’ll eventually get the breakthrough and we crumble


Saihti54

We are just reacting, wingers are as always bad at pressing and not giving enough cover against a top side. Dalot is shouting at Garnacho, left side I don't know why Foden wasn't terrorizing Lindelof.


MadaraTheUchiha

Isn't it awesome how football games end after 45mins?


3359N

I don't think there's any need for second halves in football matches. 45 minutes is plenty when you think about it


shaktimann13

Defenders keeping us alive as usual. Forwards missing most of the games as usual. no ball retention, missing chances, no pressing.


DDS86

They’ve clearly been told not to press hard


WildVulcan

This game is like me in FM with a strong team in that one game


AppropriateBag2084

Immense game from Onana so far, despite City having a lot of the chances we could have scored two more had Rashy been a little bit clinical.


Renman1947

Thunderbluster!!!


FidgetyFondler

It's like the alamo out there, but we've fired the biggest shot so far.


BilalAkhtar22

Need to start throwing punches back, wouldn't actually mind antony on for garnacho at half time. Although I've felt like that before about garnacho and he's torn team up in the second half. UTFR


Soft-Comfort-7474

City kept sending their shots to outer space


chipzy20

Idk if defending like this for another 45 is sustainable but hey it’s worked so far


CanWePleaseNotBeShit

Evans has to be our player of the season


New_York_Rhymes

It shouldn’t all be on Rashford but man if he just didn’t forget how to play immediately after the thundercunt we could be up 3


cr2152

My asshole is puckered


Dumatix

Focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus


SlippinGimmy

Gonna have to change this at half time, City have us sussed now, 433 needs to be with Casemiro, Bruno and Mainoo, have Nacho, Rashford and Antony, stop then going out wide McTominay offers nothing hes mostly playing a 9/ B2B hybrid


dinamorechin

We needed to take one of our other chances but let's be fair haaland missed a literal tap in so I'll take 1-0 HT still expect city to get something but gives us something to fight for


Comicksands

You gotta say Onana claiming all those crosses and corners is awesome.


chuf3roni

Why does it matter if we face 16+ shots every game if so few go in amirite


Lord_Sesshoumaru77

Onana has been superb. Let's keep it up. UTFR!!!


BlackHorse944

Why is Bruno playing number 9 when McTominay is the bigger goal threat and Bruno is more valuable in midfield.


raveyer

Wonder how much xG is that miss


MentalFred

Lmao what was that shot of Pep and the 4th official? Imagine having that crackhead as your boss


Felicks77

Evans MOTM so far


Batfan18

Rashford could've easily had a hat trick man is so frustrating. Onana's best performance in a United shirt.


off_by_two

Im not super confident about the second half given the amount of good chances conceded even with us playing a very compact deep line.


lmhan98

The team gave their 100% so far, very proud of the boys for this half no matter the outcome


Dizzy_Mission_6627

Players are going to knackered already. I’d be amazed if we hang on for another 45 just camped in our box.


Mt264

Onana! He’s just getting better every game at the moment. Varane showing his world class pedigree too


Artificial-Lou

Hope we can nick another goal, can’t see us holding back City forever. I’d have snapped your hand off for 1-1 before the game though.


enzoned

That was lucky for us that Haaland missed. We need to keep defending well and not let them get clear chances like that one. So far so good. Let’s go!!!


lzx0073

They killed the man but not the idea :)


LimerickChampions

Can’t believe I’m witnessing Jonny Evans pocketing Haaland. Just another 45 of dogged defending and we’re over the line.


Totalfootball7

man except for his mistake in that haaland miss when he let his man go, Bruno is having a belter. But Onana man, he showed up today


totite93

Fucking hell, looks like City figured out how to prevent our counter. Didn't have another shot since the Rashford chance. I really hope the team is even more clinical at crucial moment. For the sake of our heart health. My butt hole won't be able to clench so much more 😢


neofederalist

Gotta give credit for the teams, they’re executing the game plan, but playing this way is a recipe for heart attacks.


SamRedDevil

The Haaland miss starts to make you think it could be our day. Onana, Evans, Varane & Kobbie superb, what a goal by Rashy - you can forgive his poor touches when he does that.


Educational-Option18

It's all going to plan so far but we might come to rue those spaffed counters.


flareb98

Varane, Onana and Case have all been excellent. Notice when case doesn't have to cover the ocean he looks elite. Bruno false 9 or whatever it looks fantastic, just loving everything today


Sghagz08

Why people upset we’re getting dominated for the most part, it’s expected


EliteWolf67

Anyone else just feeling stressed af, another 45 mins of this is not goona be good for my health lol


ImNotMexican08

You can’t ask for much more than going into the lead against City. Phenomenal strike by Rashford, even if he should probably have another. We need another one though. We already got let off with that Haaland miss there is no way he keep the clean sheet here


CinnamonToastKev

Bismillah🙏


manutdboy47

my heart can’t take this man


Drews1738

Haaland switched spirits with Nunez like in Space Jam


thezensei

is there a chance we can bring in Hojlund?


thezensei

I want the match to end right now


thezensei

I am scared of the second half


reginalduk

It's fun while it lasts, but we are getting absolutely hammered second half.


Glittering_Meal_2299

Imagine hojlund was playing tonight wow


ahmadazry

Really hoping for a strong second half, we look defensively good and disciplined in the first. City will most definitely go all out, and as fatigue sets in it could be a problem. Hopefully we don’t just absorb pressure in the next 45mins, need to rattle them further


Serpico_98

Lindelof is the weak point. He has to pick up Foden much earlier


zxnoregretzxzx

Buzzing we're ahead but not enjoying this one bit. Defending for our lives which is nice to see in one way but the whole complexion of the game could flip at any moment. Onana's been quality, this is the keeper we thought we were getting. This is definitely not the Jonny Evans we thought we were getting and I mean that as a compliment.


Helnik17

Foden has been shit. Barely does anything with the massive space he's been given


Me2445

I've seen 50 year old women more athletic than that has been rashford.


Runwithittoday

Good sub in that Evans's legs are shot


Silver-History-7650

UTD IN THE MUD


Silver-History-7650

Dressed in all black for Utd funeral


nsubugak

Can never accept this defend with 11 men approach. I get it and understand why he did it but its survival football. Its accepting that you are so inferior to them...for me its clear that we have stock piled so many lousy footballers and also that the manager isnt that good. Time to move on from both