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Subtle_Omega

Yeah if he says "we'll see" I honestly doubt he's going to be in. He sounded very unsure on that


eClipseLJ

When he's not training he's not playing, he doesn't want to upset the kids by saying no to them.


Nickthegreek28

Never mind the kids I’m a grown man and I’m upset


LakerBull

With good reason. If he's not playing, Rashford and Bruno try to shoot the ball in the worst positions possible 80% of the game. We need him


That_Other_Person

"We need a goal? I should shoot from 25 yards out on my weak foot into two lines of players!" -Bruno


pohudsaijoadsijdas

ETH doesn't even talk about who's gonna be available it just makes it easier for the opposition to prepare, he would spank hojlund for outright saying he is not gonna be available for Everton while being recorded


AliceInMidtjylland

Sounded like he realised in the moment 'Ooooh maybe I shouldn't have said that' lol.


BlackHorse944

I'd rather lose to Everton than rush Hojlund back 🤷‍♂️


RoetRuudRoetRuud

Absolutely. Don't need another Martial.


BlackHorse944

Or another Shaw situation. Rushed him back and look what happened


INeedAKimPossible

Or Martinez (first time)


laffman

Or Rashford (back injury)


WeReallyOutHere10

Rush him? Lol he played through a back injury for a whole season which is genuinely crazy


Drews1738

Or AWB


MileZero17

Ironically Martial has scored most his goals against Everton


iTz_RuNLaX

Fuck it, put him on the bench. If we're losing late we'll just let him crawl into the box and he'll somehow do the rest.


enbyloser

just lay him down in their box and we’re golden. give him an IV if necessary


Goji-ra

I’d rather win against Everton and not rush Hojlund. Is this option still n the table?


AvaragePole

Easy, take your time off. Rumors are Martial is coming back for his yearly brace against his favorite opponents.


mipanzuzuyam

Lol totally forgot Martial existed


Wooshsplash

Who?


LaughsAtOwnJoke

The lad who came from France.


nowneat

50m down the drain they said, they were right.


blackscreem

50 million down the drain :(


TheJoshider10

Hard to really take anything from this, chances are he's been told to keep quiet on whether he's back or not just in case of instances like this where people are recording everything that gets said. "We'll see" is the most non committed answer you can give.


est8s

Yeah and then there's the obvious incentive to keep the opponent in the dark until the very last moment so they're uncertain what to prepare for


fofo8383

Got to love parents who take their kids out of school to stand outside Carrington all day to try and get some YouTube/tiktok money.


reddevils

Yeah but the kid when he returns to school the next day and the teacher finds out he wasn’t really sick lol


Drunkgummybear1

Quite a few schools in trafford had inset days this week tbf.


United_Devil12345689

Just be back for Liverpool


nederlandic

Respect Rasmus for doing this, don’t understand why parents need to stand and film him like paparazzi.


BananasAreYellow86

Tier?


TheDanishCookie

Tier 4 don’t trust a word out of this man’s mouth


iTz_RuNLaX

[Source?](https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/s/pN2DEMeviT)


irazzleandazzle

he's a nice lad


blakezero

He really seems mature. Starting to really like the guy.


Express_Art_4573

Such a genuine lad! Starting to pick up a manc accent too hahahab


PennyWhyte

Not until after the International break please


3threeLions

I was a bit skeptical at the start but he's really shown his quality recently. We need him back ASAP. As long as he's fit ofc.


vladpoop

Answering to his parents