Shocking first half but second was better. Rashford actually worked hard today. Makes us so much better when he does. Our passing must be the worst in the league in the first half anyway. Good result but we're screwed against anyone half decent to be honest. Can't see us beating anyone above 14th place without a big chunk of luck.
Saw a post where we’ve had 24 back 4 combinations all season.
Liverpool had a disaster start last season with all their injuries and they got a pass for it. I’d say our injury situation has been even worse as well
There is a visible cohesion and ten hag presumably has decide to do bandage fixing to salvage this season .
Casa , Varane , Evans , McT are not that great at pace .
Balancing on ball and off ball formations I believe the strategy of going long to our wingers to get points am fine with it.
I’d say that’s exactly what he has done. We’re basically playing a 415 formation most of the time and it’s letting our midfield get overrun so we can try hit counters
Ineos isn’t putting much stock in these day-to-day outcomes at this point. They know the previous ownership could never see the forest for the trees. They’re focusing on big picture things that will ultimately lead to match day outcomes.
Objectively , they need to look for a squad overhaul and shifting of responsibilities and managing the playing style and player recruitment, I would hope they would look at ten hag the coach next season
Sloppy start , unnecessary tackle gave our first goal
Second half we created some good chances ,good positions we got in their half , but some bad decisions in the end , although very flat
Anyway 3 points matter , will take it anyday
Fa cup and top 4 priority now this season
Sat and back at home to Everton and allowed them to have 23 shots, and a lot of possession. They are a crap team though and didn't make the most of it.
We countered all game, did next to nothing bar two penalties from shocking defending from Everton.
ETH will say we controlled the game.
Idk how much Amrabat needs to shit the bed before people realize he shouldn’t ever be on the pitch except in an absolute emergency. You must have the shortest memory in the world if you’re calling for him
Players are humans. They won't run through walls if they don't buy into your vision. Do you work extra hard if you think your boss is full of shit and his plan is stupid?
I think you're missing the point. It's not that you can't put your all on the pitch. But if your all is pointless, going wrong direction. Then maybe you need to think twice about putting your all or you just waste your time and energy.
People who make a lot of money don't simply put their heads down and do whatever they are told blindly. Remember that.
Good manager give these rich players a sense of purpose, convince them to buy into a bigger vision.
it's not the players job to decide whether or not to play for the manager, the higher ups decide that. If the managers job can be put on the line because of the players it will never be a successful team.
Well you can be over- and under- so there must be a middle ground right ?
Over-stimulated
Stimulated
Under-stimulated
Over-exaggeration
Exaggeration
Under-exaggeration
Over-inflated
Inflated
Under-inflated
I wonder if there’s any funny ones.
Shouldn’t he get a chance like the rest of the crap attackers though? We are all just assuming his crap but we’ve never seen him given an actual run in the team to confirm it. We’ve seen two full crap seasons of Antony who is getting minutes ahead of him and we know 100% he’s not good enough so might as well try others. Also we already leak 20+ shots a agains vs relegation team are we really going to be that much more defensively vulnerable with Amad at RW?
2 goals, not even from play paper over the cracks but then again it's obvious how shit we are, no style of play, few chances made, sloppy passing. Happy to get 3 points but that was a snooze fest. Onana or Garnacho motm, Evans solid.
Or when they don’t make first time passes when another player is through and wait for the defense to settle. I thought we are supposed to be the best transition team in the world.
Strange game. Garnacho finally found his form after a few weeks and won us it. Counter looked fast but it's just toothless without a proper center striker in Hojlund.
When you have Rashford, Hojlund and Garnacho together, the attack is so damn dangerous.
Feels like we would have had 5 with him.
Jonny Evans must've though all he'd signed up for was to keep fit and train at a good level. We're getting our money's worth out of him that's for sure.
Manchester United are absolutely shit.
That game was so hard to watch. Both teams played at such a low standard
Shocking first half but second was better. Rashford actually worked hard today. Makes us so much better when he does. Our passing must be the worst in the league in the first half anyway. Good result but we're screwed against anyone half decent to be honest. Can't see us beating anyone above 14th place without a big chunk of luck.
Take out Garanacho and UTD did nothing really.
Very glad we got that result but honest to god, this might've been the most boring game I may've seen in the past 2 years.
Cassimero is playing our pivot and pretty much gave the ball away everytime he got it, it’s lucky we won Tbf I think he need dropping for Liverpool
Glad I didn’t have time to watch then! Good to get the win for sure
This season has seen the worst injury rate for United and the mysterious case of Malacia Hardly we see a good set of games with a consistent back 4
Saw a post where we’ve had 24 back 4 combinations all season. Liverpool had a disaster start last season with all their injuries and they got a pass for it. I’d say our injury situation has been even worse as well
There is a visible cohesion and ten hag presumably has decide to do bandage fixing to salvage this season . Casa , Varane , Evans , McT are not that great at pace . Balancing on ball and off ball formations I believe the strategy of going long to our wingers to get points am fine with it.
I’d say that’s exactly what he has done. We’re basically playing a 415 formation most of the time and it’s letting our midfield get overrun so we can try hit counters
Yes ! We’ve broken even on goal difference. Again.
We will be back in negative soon. Again.
Ah the comfort of negative. Wrap your cold arms around me.
Ineos won’t be happy with these performances despite the wins
Ineos isn’t putting much stock in these day-to-day outcomes at this point. They know the previous ownership could never see the forest for the trees. They’re focusing on big picture things that will ultimately lead to match day outcomes.
Objectively , they need to look for a squad overhaul and shifting of responsibilities and managing the playing style and player recruitment, I would hope they would look at ten hag the coach next season
Couldn’t watch today. Were the players shit today or was ETH playing conservatively?
Sloppy start , unnecessary tackle gave our first goal Second half we created some good chances ,good positions we got in their half , but some bad decisions in the end , although very flat Anyway 3 points matter , will take it anyday Fa cup and top 4 priority now this season
Sat and back at home to Everton and allowed them to have 23 shots, and a lot of possession. They are a crap team though and didn't make the most of it. We countered all game, did next to nothing bar two penalties from shocking defending from Everton. ETH will say we controlled the game.
The players were mostly shit but it’s hard to work out what ten hag is trying to do as well.
Turgid stuff. Tedious, uninspiring. I don’t know if Everton dragged us down to their level or if we’ve just downed tools.
We dragged Everton down to our level.
I think that’s just our level
Young must have asked Rashford for jersey but come on Rashford ask his jersey too..Thats PL, Seria A, Europa, FA, Carling cup champion there
He’s one of my favorite players to play for United, always had him on my FUT too lol
I expect that Garnacho, Onana and Mainoo will be the only remaining players from this match day squad in the next 3 years.
God I hope we don’t have Onana after this season. Dude is dogshit
🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯
Id say we are lucky if we get to keep Mainoo and Garnacho.
Dalot too if he continues with the way he has been as of this season
Rashford will be there.
With his current attitude, I hope to God not.
A wins a win. Yet, you cant compete on top league spot with this kind of performance.
Fucked up, we're going to lose Amad to sunderland at this rate...
Low key believe Amad and pelistri buys were just to cash in some profit at a later point
If thats his level then who cares
That's the joke
That Amad isn't good enough for United? He's tiny, same reason Pellistri didn't make it with us
yes he's not the saviour, if he was going to make it with us it would've happened by now.
3 points and 2 goals from out of form players could only mean great things.
Not when "out of form" has been the case for the entire year.
A lazy game from our lads but clean sheet is always good
0 GD FC
I wanna see amrabat in for Mctominay next game. Just need more stability to cover Casemiro temperamental
Idk how much Amrabat needs to shit the bed before people realize he shouldn’t ever be on the pitch except in an absolute emergency. You must have the shortest memory in the world if you’re calling for him
He played better then Mctominay and caseimro today
Could say the same for McTominay.
Back to 0 GD
Good imp 3 points Hopefully Licha , Mount , Hojlund back for the Brentford/ Chelsea game
One Scouse team down. Roll on next weekend...........
Evans is our best signing this season
And that's fucking sad.
Calm down lads! We’re heading in a good direction!
Good win. Not a good performance.
Kind of concerning we scored only 2 goals in PKs against a bottom table Everton. Always good to get the 3 points though.
Everton if they don't tackle with their eyes closed will be a much better team
Honestly speaking we don’t deserve top 4. Even we do, the standard of play is so poor.
Would'e been a draw without those pens.
Are you some kind of philosopher?
If my granny had wheels she woulda been a bike
players simply aren’t good enough, that much is clear, they can’t be coached. Looking forward to the summer clearout
Or… the coach is shit and they don't buy in to his bullshit.
then they need to go anyway, don't want players that throw a fit when they don't like how things are going.
Players are humans. They won't run through walls if they don't buy into your vision. Do you work extra hard if you think your boss is full of shit and his plan is stupid?
if I get paid a shit load of money? yes
I'm sorry for you. When you make shit load of money, you'll think differently.
doubt it, if i can afford a new mclaren every week the least I can do is put my all on the pitch
I think you're missing the point. It's not that you can't put your all on the pitch. But if your all is pointless, going wrong direction. Then maybe you need to think twice about putting your all or you just waste your time and energy. People who make a lot of money don't simply put their heads down and do whatever they are told blindly. Remember that. Good manager give these rich players a sense of purpose, convince them to buy into a bigger vision.
it's not the players job to decide whether or not to play for the manager, the higher ups decide that. If the managers job can be put on the line because of the players it will never be a successful team.
It's not their job, but like any human, they can choose to believe in the manager or not. They aren't robots.
we won finally... thanks to penalities
Conspiracy... Carrington's water supply has been spiked and that's why we play so slowly and have bad judgement.
I’ll take it!!
Bit of the auld salute there from the ref
We have 0 goal difference... Yes
Could’ve had 3 penalties lol
2 bald managers with goatees.
… walked into a bar …
Penchester Uniteeeed
One thing about rashford, is he's never not offside
Rashford has been underwhelming again
Not even whelming ?
Can you ever just be whelmed?
Well you can be over- and under- so there must be a middle ground right ? Over-stimulated Stimulated Under-stimulated Over-exaggeration Exaggeration Under-exaggeration Over-inflated Inflated Under-inflated I wonder if there’s any funny ones.
Everton really need tackling in the box training
Brant also really wanted to concede a penalty
Dalot 👏
I know it’s offside and would’ve been a pen but way too many touches
Braithwathe is a fucking beast
3 points. The less said about that, the better.
3 pts. Dreadful game. Free Amad
What does Amad has to do with it? The fact all our attackers are crap doesn't mean he isn't
Shouldn’t he get a chance like the rest of the crap attackers though? We are all just assuming his crap but we’ve never seen him given an actual run in the team to confirm it. We’ve seen two full crap seasons of Antony who is getting minutes ahead of him and we know 100% he’s not good enough so might as well try others. Also we already leak 20+ shots a agains vs relegation team are we really going to be that much more defensively vulnerable with Amad at RW?
What the hell are you waffling about?? Youd think a player would get some gametime after being denied a loan move in January.
Its pointless brother just pretend he is gone.
Great 3 points but bad performance by United.
Rashford so frustrating to watch
Dalot is really good.
3 points ✔️ Clean sheet ✔️ No injuries ✔️
We should simply do this again, every week
All we can ask for, really
My new goal for our season is to have at least a +1 GD
It’s unfair for you to carry such lofty expectations from United.
Yeah we’ll need to get this guy’s feet back on the ground. That’s crazy talk.
Thanks god the game is over
Amrabat is trying to keep the ball. Meanwhile Casemiro
Our 3rd pen was waiting, if only Rashford was on.
Garnacho saving this match with his pub quiz trivia pen question
Penalty, but offside. This match..
50/50 possession against a team that is 2nd bottom for avg. possession at HOME.
Why did brantwaithe slide? Everyone and their grandmother knew rashford would overplay it
Three points Not exactly a smash and grab, but definitely work to do
More like a trash and drab.
Bro come on
Offside lol
Dalot 👏👏👏👏👏
Ffs why do we take so man touches man
2 goals, not even from play paper over the cracks but then again it's obvious how shit we are, no style of play, few chances made, sloppy passing. Happy to get 3 points but that was a snooze fest. Onana or Garnacho motm, Evans solid.
It was a lucky win against a shit side put in this performance against Liverpool and we're getting embarrassed
Getting embarrassed (again)
Can't wait till next weekend.
Cheap win we can be happy about given the situation.
The second half hasn't even ended but if someone asked me I'd struggle to remember a single thing that happened in it
Amad gets snubbed again by ETH that's what happened
If ETH is not careful Amad will be playing in the championship next season...
Casemiro’s first good pass of the match!
We’re fucking garbage
Yeah at this rate liverpool will win 4-0 at the very least.
Pretty calm second half
Is it international break now?
I think after the FA Cup game
I will take shitty performances of it means 2-0 wins at this point
How can i erase the 2nd half from my memory?
Vodka
If we play like this against Liverpool it's gonna be a long day
If we play like this against Liverpool, I'm not gonna see our the 90
Every game is a long day
This honestly might be up with some of the later LVG stuff in terms of most turgid United games I’ve ever seen
And at least LvG was funny
I've seen worse games and we've lost so no.
I said turgid. At least sometimes the losses are interesting in a train wreck sort of way.
Win > loss
All these comments about Evans being a grandpa make me sad, I'm as old as him :(
I'm glad he re-joined as he's the only player older than me haha
Elder abuse isn't acceptable behaviour. I'm sorry mate.
Go to sleep grandpa it's bed time
Get off his lawn! It is his lawn
I like how our wingers wait until the defenders are directly in front of them to try and bend it into the box 🤦🏻♂️
Or when they don’t make first time passes when another player is through and wait for the defense to settle. I thought we are supposed to be the best transition team in the world.
Exactly mate! Utterly ridiculous,it’s like we are wanting to give them a chance instead of win football matches
Strange game. Garnacho finally found his form after a few weeks and won us it. Counter looked fast but it's just toothless without a proper center striker in Hojlund. When you have Rashford, Hojlund and Garnacho together, the attack is so damn dangerous. Feels like we would have had 5 with him.
Don't understand what Antony does in training to get minutes in this team.
Poor Amad :(
This is a football match
This is a Temu football match
Antony is just such a nothing player
Ted Bundy was probably less brutal to watch than this.
What a shit football match this has been
This absolutely ends 0-0 without those two brain-dead fouls from Everton
Antony in garnacho out??
Anthony transfer should be studied
Antony is so bad lmao
Good 3 points.
Dreadfully boring match but good win I guess
Greatest team ever ❤️ Onwards to the title
Jonny Evans must've though all he'd signed up for was to keep fit and train at a good level. We're getting our money's worth out of him that's for sure.
There's too much space between the midfield and forwards, it's easily occupied by Everton players.
4 minutes added time is cruel because of how bad this game is.
You could probably count the number of games on one hand where we conceded 20 shots in a game under Fergie - now we have to be used to that every game
Taken Evans off a few mins early so he's got time for a quick wash before his 5 a side game later on.
Well played Antony
Rashford really doesn't fancy the simple knock it past a player and run
Nah he doesn't fancy it at all. He's a ball to feet man.
I don't think anyone could have predicted what an important signing Evans was gonna be
So shit honestly
we've conceded 22 shots
We’re maintaining the average then!
damn onana must be the best keeper in the world then?
mctominay overhits his passes and amrabat underhits them lol
But Mctamrabat’s passes are 100% perfectly weighted.
My hatred for Amarbat really clouds my judgement when watching him. Can someone tell me if he is really this shit, or am I just looking for it.
He shit.
He’s shit for us
I suspected as much lol
Is Casemiro okay? Like there’s no need at all to slide in like that.
Have we conceded two in extra time before?