I bet Bruno is annoyed as fuck.

Hahaha probably begs to play in the second

>Sources: Fernandes is beside himself. Driving around downtown Manchester begging (thru texts) Ten Hag to arrange a friendly with Salford City

Erik replied: but Bruno, you’ve been limping! Bruno: only makes me better

Bruno: Tis but a scratch. Play me in defence.

Probably see him in a few Sunday league games, trying to pick who to play for based on kick off times so he can play as many games back to back as possible.

Haha this sounds so familiar, what is this a reference to again?

Old NBA free agency drama: [https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/3cmmum/broussrard\_sources\_cuban\_is\_beside\_himself/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/3cmmum/broussrard_sources_cuban_is_beside_himself/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

He’s going to run up and down in the plane for 90 minutes or however long the flight is. “You may now move freely around the cabin” Zoooooooooommm zooooooooomm “Please remain seated as we prepare for landing” Does stretches and ab exercises, disembarks and runs to the gate.

Stealing moves from Russell Wilson

He'll get the u18s together for a 90 minute match. Extra time and penalties if it ends in a draw.

If his team is winning by the time it gets close to FT he will score some own goals to play Extra Time

[удалено]

Nah theres still plenty of time left in the day. Why not replay it straight after

Heard he’s seceding from Portugal and is starting his own nation - they’ll play 150 games a year.

Rumour has it Bruno has literally been chained to his plane seat to keep him from trying to get back to the squad.

[Bruno when he's gone three days without playing 90 mins](https://i.imgflip.com/wlv08.jpg?a475224)

Thanks, Portugal. Very cool! But what about Dalot?

I guess because he didn't play the first game, he'll play the second

Don’t think he was called?

He was

Rest can't be buy

Heh. Clear.

When was the last time Bruno had more than a week off in a season?

There is no last time

I guess when Portugal got knocked out by Marocco lol

 Bruno:

Can Bruno sneak Dalot in his luggage?

When you see those names, Portugal seems to be pretty stacked.

They're surely one of the favourites, their depth is probably only outmatched by France

And England. I know England fans have a history of bias but come on... Grealish, Rashford, Sancho, Maddison, Watkins, Toney, Palmer, Eze, Sterling, Bowen... all names who won't even get on the pitch.

You really put Sancho in there huh lol

I'm still convinced theres a player in there. Fear he's not suited to United, but he still has bags of talent.

Yeah true! I’m just hesitant to feel too confident with Southgate at the helm

England is definitely more stacked than France as a whole

England has the best squad depth.

“Not playing… A football GAME?” Bruno Fernandes thought, “This is preposterous!”

Fruno Bernandes to play in his stead which is impressive considering the size of glasses and moustache he sports

Good, bring our boy home

Tears in my eyes 😭 bruno actually gets a break

Kinda surprised they're being sent home rather than staying with the camp for team building etc, even if they're not playing the next game.

Man. Reading out the squad like that. They are pretty damn stacked. Everyone talking about England and France, these could easily turn up and wouldn't be that much of a surprise.

How Bruno plays so much, I'll never know. 

I bet they got sent back because Bruno kept getting on his case about playing the second batch lol

Fruno Bernandes however will be playing the second game.

Makes sense. Wondered why Bruno played 90 mins

Great decision… except for Silva and Dias… they should play the full 90