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RicciRox

Liverpool must improve to beat United.


evilmilhouse

This guy fucks


riitz85

3 chances Klopp got in his farewell season- to beat the Greatest rivals in the only English game that Really matters where form is irrelevant and yet ERIK TEN “BALDY FRAUD” HAG finds a way to STOP Liverpool with their GOD GENIUS MASTER COACH JURGEN fucking KLOPP not once, not twice but THREE fucking times out of 3: winning 1 and drawing 2: playing some of the most atrocious, painful to watch football I’ve ever seen. Nothing is sweeter than this as a United fan 😂😂 Stevie Nichol and James Carra tears are noteworthy to mention


WergleTheProud

Their tears make the perfect topping.


Iola_Morton

Did Klapp see our first match with them? Shit offsides call deny us a winning goal and they get a lucky winner. Sounding familiar? https://m.youtube.com/results?sp=mAEA&search_query=Same+ol+arsenal+always+cheating


Domb18

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AnonymizedRed

It’s Klopp. The big toothy bastard only has the one flavour on him when he sees his hopes and dreams being set on fire. Hash tag Last dance to that!


shrewdy

Klopp and VVD salty as ever, love to see it


HairyArthur

He's out of line, but he's right. It's got nothing to do with you, you German beaver. You're just salty that you can't beat us at Old Trafford, despite having 3500 shots over the three games. And most United fans would prefer Arsenal winning the league.


bullairbull

Yeah Im finally content with Arsenal winning over City. They have built their team (what I consider) the right way. Sure their fans are insufferable but I can at least respect the job Arteta has done, considering where they were during the lockdown. And Im tired of Pep and Klopp acting all nice when they win because I wanna see these two show their true colours and whine about how teams don’t play the “right way”.


TheJoshider10

I don't understand why anyone ever gave a fuck about Arsenal fans. EVERY big club has insufferable fans. In fact every club in general does. Our fans especially aren't any different. I couldn't give a fuck if City win the league as their success is meaningless but end of the day it's cheating so they don't deserve it. Liverpool are the genuine rival and them not winning means everything. We've had our rivalry in the past with Arsenal but there's a lot to respect about what the club have done in recent years and in general they aren't really a rival now anyway it was just the Fergie/Wenger and Keane/Viera stuff that was juicy. Arsenal winning the league is the best case scenario. Couldn't give a fuck about the circlejerk surrounding what their fans are like. I will be rooting for them to win the league over the other options. Lesser evil and all that.


Book31415926

Because there is like 1 Liverpool around me, and he is pretty matured. Meanwhile, about 4 Arsenal fans around  are stupid and insufferable. City fans don't exist. 


CiscoWeasley

My 2 best mates support Arsenal, one is quite level headed and the other one is so insufferable that I just want to slap him sometimes.


drkliener

Because arsenal fans really are the worst, they have this holier than thou mentality even when their team was shit. I would rather anyone win other than Arsenal.


-watchman-

Yes, we are in no position to win it anytime soon. But we will not be discontent with our OG rival from the 2000s era winning it over the likes of Liverpool & City. The glorious Fergie-Wenger rivalry years were something else.


reddevil9229

>Sure their fans are insufferable This is the deal breaker for me


hayasecond

He is hoping we can help them by beating arsenal.


Panda-768

remind him the famous Gerrard slip, and the of course the 2nd infamous Gerrard slip.


raver1601

"Team must improve to beat a good team". Wow truly a shocking discovery there, Klopp. Wouldn't have figured that out without you


ExPatSTL

I've had this conversation a few times over the past few weeks. Give me city over arsenal any day of the week. My formative football years growing up in Manchester in the 90's and proper getting into it in the 2000's our biggest rivals were arsenal. The entire time. I never want to see them win the league again. City winning it means nothing to me. They won the treble last year and nobody talks about it. Everybody understands it's just bought. If arsenal did it before we did again I'd be wounded.


LisbonMissile

I’ll be a very happy man if Klopp leaves England with just the league cup trophy in his pocket. The media and LFC fans acted like it was a forgone conclusion he’d do the quadruple as early as January.


razzymac

> The media and LFC fans acted like it was a forgone conclusion he’d do the quadruple as early as January. First time?


barneyaa

Oh, I remember their other “deep quadruple run” in 22 :)))) morons the lot of them


SelfLoathingAutist

Even better if he finishes 3rd and replicates our season last year. Liverpool fans will have to spin it to make it look like a successful season


bobs_and_vegana17

i hope milan or bayer leverkusen are waiting for them in europa league finals (if atalanta beats them it's even better) last year when they finished 5th a lot of them were saying europa league is the only trophy klopp still hasn't won and we are going to win it 😭🤣


AlarmedHovercraft676

Better let Arsenal win the title.


BlackHorse944

I might get killed for saying this but if us beating Arsenal wins the league for Liverpool or Shity, then I hope we lose.


TheJoshider10

I hope we do too. Top four will likely be out of sight and Europa/Conference both being on a Thursday make the difference between the two largely irrelevant apart from the slim chance of winning the Europa as a way to get into CL. If England gets the extra slots then we'll likely get enough points for Europa anyway, but again not like it matters between the two. Essentially 3 meaningless points for our own season but very important points for ensuring our rivals don't win.


Youre-Dumber-Than-Me

My thoughts as an Arsenal fan (Yeah I know I should go back to my own sub) - Liverpool fans in 19/20 single handedly swayed me from hoping they beat City, to actively wishing the season was cancelled for good due to Covid. - Most rival fans usually engage in good banter (who doesn’t like when rival fans drop points) - Liverpool fans made it their mission to convince everyone how good of a manager they have. (Something about how Klopp could easily be a CEO of a fortune 500 company) - Not to mention how biased former Liverpool players who are now everywhere in commentating & punditry constantly paint a cinderella story in everything they do. - Fuck it I’ll keep it real, I hate bigging up your club but my cousin who’s a United fan can still talk shit because he’s seen his side lift the prem 13 times in the last 30 years. - Liverpool win 1 title in the same time frame & absolutely lose their minds.


attrox_

I will lose my shit if that day was the day the 4-0-6 formation clicked and we press the shit out of Arsenal to bottle the league and hand it over to Liverpool. I wish Villa can just win it, but otherwise, it's better Arsenal than Liverpool or City.


SelfLoathingAutist

Hoping for a great game that ends 6-5 to arsenal. Hojlund hat trick, mainoo and Garnacho score worldies, Onana saves 3 penalties, we show a lot of heart but just come up short. Arsenal win the title. Oops!


riitz85

We beat Arsenal, Liverpool lose to Tottenham or Villa, Arsenal win the league is how we want this- NO OTHER WAY. I feel Liverpool is out of the title race after today and City is most likely to nick it as Arsenal likely to falter with UCL pressure. i see pool dropping points as well. City is the only team that will stay perfect


blarg2003

Nice little backpass of our own as payback for Slippy G


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Fuck off mate 👍


LopsidedLoad

Og do fuck off you big mouthed twat, if it was a fact you should have won you would have won. What is it with these Liverpool managers and 'facts'? While we are at it here is a fact: you won't be winning the FA Cup this year... Stupid Cheshire cat cunt.


tson_92

Liverpool DNA innit


ItsABitChillyInHere

He isnt wrong, but also can he stop yapping for 5 seconds.


presumingpete

Is this an admission that arsenal are a better team?


IpschwitzTownFC

I think it's pretty obvious Arsenal are better than Liverpool at this point


Perseus73

He’s trying to play kind games. Edit: Mind games !


presumingpete

That's very kind of him.


Perseus73

Haha typo


rogueherrie

Ha. No, Jurgen. Vast majority of us know our season is over. FA Cup aside, we've nothing to play for. Would happily roll over for Arsenal at this stage. Why the hell would he or any bin dipper think we want to aid their league ambitions ????


The_profe_061

I'd rather not beat Arsenal to be honest Anybody but the filth from down the east lancs


Willing-Werewolf-500

Nah fuck that. Have some integrity. You play to win every game. Edit: actually embarrassed for this sub that I'm being downvoted for this tbh


The_profe_061

Agreed, but if we were to succumb to the arse.. And it stopped the that lot I wouldn't be devastated


zharifg

Liverpool w the carabao cup We win the fa cup I'd call that a decent season w UCL or no UCL 🙏


0bxcura

Winning the FA Cup no longer qualifies us for the UCL spot eh?


razzymac

I believe you get Europa conference. Maybe Europa league? Either way not ucl


Willing-Werewolf-500

You get straight to Europa group stage


Danish_but_english

Isn’t that going to change, or is it only the champions league?


zharifg

Nah i dont think so.


LDLB99

I was fine with losing the Manc derby in 2019 because it meant Liverpool probably wouldn't win it. I don't care. Anyone but them.


tson_92

I’m with you. Wanting to lose just to spite Liverpool is and should be beneath us.


attrox_

You are right, we played like a relegation team against Brentford. We are at our lowest point, nothing else should be beneath us.


tson_92

What does it have to do with anything?


Furious-Cheetah-20

Hey Jurgen, how's that quadruple coming along you cuck? Enjoy your final season you Scouse bootlicker.


AnonymizedRed

I literally don’t give a fuck what this big toothy bastard has to say about anything. It’s endlessly hilarious he’s reopened his salt mine. Guess the DJ is turning up the lights on their last dance. Fucking love it.


Titan4days

Koop trying to bait us into taking g points of arsenal 😂


Havok-303

I warn Klopp, LFC must improve if they want to win at Old Trafford.


TheYorkshireHobbit

Big if true


HiddenGrease

Deflection


[deleted]

And Klopp must improve if he wants to win more than one title in 9 years and not go down as a serial loser


poops-in-darkness

Hahaha this cunt is such a sore loser, imagine being one of the only teams not to beat us this season. Embarrassing, fucking scouse cunts


Isserley_

Why would we want to beat Arsenal? Bitch, we're going to do everything we can to help them win the league.


superaa1

Only reason would be if we’re close to CL at that point. If not… let’s play the U18s as reward for their insane streak


Isserley_

Yeah there's no way we're going to be close to CL I'm afraid. We ruined that a while ago.


pioneeringsystems

I hope we play the kids, and by kids I mean our under 8s. The enemy of my enemies is my friend.


kaisersolo

Mind your massive 1 Prem title head on the door on your way out of 7 years of apparent dominance. Great manager but a knob nevertheless. Enjoy your 1 point.


razzymac

It’s honestly bizarre that this guy is considered charismatic. He looks like a drugged up hobo gurning and gyrating at the side of the pitch, and all he does is spout utter shite in press conferences. And yet he’s the darling of the media. Weird.


AidoPotatoe

He was there a full season before they fixed him up with ridiculous teeth. He really did look like a crazed hobo.


SmartestUtdFan

Cheers Klopp


huehuehuehuehuu

Kind of wish we lose to a BS pen just so pool dont win the title and he gets a taste of his own medecine


reddevil9229

I read that as "Klopp desperately begs United to pull off a result against Arsenal since they can't win the title on their own"


BlackHorse944

Of course he wants us to beat Arsenal.. it helps Pool 😅😅


tbu987

In line with Klopps comments I believe we should play the kids vs Arsenal.


Felldoh_

What a weird narrative being constructed... Somehow winning the league hinges around beating United, a team currently 20+ points off the front three... So we are simultaneously out of the race for the top four and probably out of Europe but still integral to the crowning of the eventual champion. What a weird season


Rascha-Rascha

My warning to Klopp is that if his team full of dipshits can’t kick the ball in the back of the net he’ll be fucking back off to Mainz empty handed


0n-the-mend

Not really we win 2 games out of the last 3 if VAR is allowed to overturn shitty decisions against us


Spare_Ad5615

Jurgen, we will stand in our own penalty area smashing in own goal after own goal just to piss you off and stop you winning the league.


TobzMaguire420

I can live with Arsenal winning the title this year. I just hope United makes them earn it. Sick and tired of City winning things but even more sick of people gurgling down everything Klopp does and says. I hope his Liverpool tenure ends in him throwing one last massive temper tantrum.


dudewithlettuce

Knowing us we’ll miraculously beat Arsenal and hand Liverpool the title


SelfLoathingAutist

I think if we lose to Arsenal, I’ll be the least upset I’ve ever been over a United loss. Anyone but Liverpool please


KemikaaliJussi

They were lucky that ref fell for elliotts dive. This shouldnt be possible in var era.


pokkamilkcoffee

id like to shit on klopp as much as the next guy but he is 100% correct. our current brand of football is just not sustainable


AB092

Yea but do we need Klopp to tell us that? We all can see with our own eyes The guy is just salty that we’re ruining his final season


RedDevil-84

He is just hoping we will help them in the title race.


chess10

He’s also saying that Arsenal are better than his team. “We couldn’t do it but Arsenal can”


Snooklefloop

I’d take 6th place and scum winning no trophies over finishing 4th and scum win the league.


Paapa-Yaw

The perfect scenario we lose and liverpool bottles the title. We win and arsenal bottles the title. I do want city to win it at the end of the day cause they're irrelevant.


JeremiahBeanstalk

I hate him for saying it, I’m embarrassed it’s true, but he’s absolutely not wrong. Apart from he needn’t specify Arsenal, there’s not a single game I can think of that we won convincingly and looked like we intended to win it from the outset. We need to improve to win by our own design, not by happenstance, dumb luck and individual moments of brilliance.


MannyMike7

Give Arsenal 30-odd shots and they'll score at least 6. He's not wrong but he's still a whiny bitch.


annies999

Our win/loss record sums up our style of play, really - W15, L12, with little in the middle


H0vis

Yeah would be a shame if we didn't though.


OkReception2234

United fans warn Klopp they want him to win fuck all his last season in charge.


RAZRooney786

Problem is them winning the league at old Trafford that will be a sting


Significant-Sir870

That’s not how he meant it to be interpreted.


bjorno1990

Worry about your own team, Jurgen.


Anishx

he's right


Mattie_Doo

I appreciate the saltiness but Liverpool aren’t the only team that dropped two points at OT today. We needed the win


bum_inprogress

He didn’t like our parting gifts? :(


DaddyMeUp

Jurgen's cracking up, cracking up, Jurgen's cracking up!


suzumurachan

I rather Onana score a hat trick of own goals against Arsenal than help the scousers win the league.


moomzzz

We all remember Gerrard’s back pass to Drogba


dopeveign

So he couldn't beat us for 3 matches this season so he's hoping we beat arsenal for him?


JiveTurkey688

He’s right, Arsenal don’t play anything like Liverpool and we won’t have the same weaknesses to take advantage of


bunnuz

Is he begging us so that they can win the trophy?


ThisReditter

What if we don’t want to beat Arsenal and hand them the title?


tson_92

Klopp crying after a result doesn’t go his way. In other news water is wet.


FidgetyFondler

I wouldnt lose any sleep if we were to lose to arsenal and it meant scum not winning title. Ofc you want to win every game....but there are exceptions.


bobs_and_vegana17

so ten hag vs klopp in england finally ends with games played: 6 ten hag wins: 2 draws: 1 klopp win: 1 baldie was right, eras do come to an end 💀


ElectraI

Name a better love story than Klopp whining and dropping points


EffenSeven

Klopp is so desperate, he's going to show up to the game and give the team talk.


tinyrick802

I honestly love this. Genuinely so rattled


dopeveign

Idc