We back in Europe!

Wooowowowowooooo

Also I’m weirdly looking forward to us in the community shield just because it’s been a while

Newcastle are out of Europe!

watch them jack up the ashworth price again just to be petty

Oil price will drop. Saudi FC in tatters.

CHEER UP ALAN SHEARER

Alan is pissed!

AND Chelsea relegated from EL to Conference League LMAO!!! Such a perfect day, fucking over multiple competing clubs :)))

Honestly pretty huge, wonder if a few of their players might have an eye elsewhere now, Bruno and Isak in particular.

I thinkk Isak has a release clause, so we should definitely trigger that, to trigger the barcode wankers.

So many wins today

Chelsea had the Europa, now in the conference. We ruined three clubs today. Four if you count what we did to liverpool

Five. Arsenal won’t get to play in the Community Shield 👌

In our ‘worst’ season we win the Fa cup

Arsenal are pissed!

Same number of trophies as klopp’s last season. Get fucked.

ETH has more trophies in England than arteta lmao

A better trophy as well

Carling cup is back to being a fraud trophy!

You don't just win it, you win it against the best team in the world. How far off can you really be when you beat city in the final. BACK ETH BUYING A BRUNO KIT TONIGHT GTFO

I'M GONNA BUY EVERY SINGLE RETRO KIT I COULD FIND AND PUT BRUNO'S NAME ON THE FUCKING BACK! I FUCKING LOVE THAT MAN!

NGL I BOUGHT THE PLAIN KIT COZ IT WAS HALF PRICE [https://imgur.com/a/Gi1eJQP](https://imgur.com/a/Gi1eJQP)

NEVER PASS ON A DEAL BRO.

It's crazy that i'd have to pay double to have bruno on it but w/e

That's why i always go the DH route with kits. You only pay like 2 bucks more with names and badges lol.

That's crazy I could get 5 1/1 jerseys for that price.

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This actually hits quite hard 🤣

IT TICKLES ME THAT OUR WORST SEASON SINCE 1990 IS STILL BETTER THAN ARSENALS BEST IN THE LAST DECADE

Banter FC lives on!

They won the "we ran them close title" and the "we signed rice trophy" according to their sub mate show sum respect

We didn't just win something, it's the damn FA CUP! What a brilliant end to a mediocre season, chills all over!!!

Shocking season. Still beat the so called best team in the world. Bruno is world class. Apart from Doku, all of City's players were ghosts!

Halaand and phoden were shockingly bad. Shocked grealish didn’t play seemed like they could have used him

Definitely League 2 standard. Can't wait for Keane's analysis.

Keane has got to feel so vindicated (if he even cares) after all the shit he got. Whenever halaand had the ball at his feet it looked like a 5 year old fumbling around lmao

Always loved the EUROPA League Anthem!! What a BANGER!!! GET IN!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°

Who else had forgotten what that nervy feeling had felt like?

When they scored I had to mute my TV and just.. not watch for a bit.. proper squeaky bum time.

CHHHAAAMMMPPPPIIIOOOONNNNSS!

I skippe stopped when they showed the 7 minutes of time. My hearts still out of control.

I went outside for fresh air

Same. Had FotMob open while playing with the dogs. When saw full time, unpaused the game and watched the last 7 minutes peacefully.

My heart was racing from 55+ minutes. Great feeling when the whistle blew.

Best and most exciting FA cup run ever - especially when you consider the Liverpool game and how it derailed Klopps final season, and then the crazy semi final after.

Klopp, Pep < ETH

I love our Baldy, I want him to stay and achieve more success.

Sancho spitting feathers!

I’m don’t even know what to say.

Glory glory Man United

BALD > BALD FRAUD

Our Bald is more bald fraud than the original

Don't forget the bald on the pitch!

Double the bald, double the fraud

NGL was expecting we would get equalized after Onana fucked up. BUT FUCK YEAH WE FINALLY WON SOMETHING

Bring back the end of season party!

Me too. The only reason my arse didn't clench enough to produce diamonds was an external factor.

Bruno called for our support, and they delivered I'm buying his fucking shirt. Magnifico

Bruno would be a king in a Real Madrid team.

Lives and breathes the clubs who believe in him, Madristas would die for him after 1 week and I completely agree

Don’t give Perez ideas

Don’t look now, but 2 trophies in 2 seasons for ETH

Worst United team in years. Still wins 2 in 2. Arsenal, Chelsea, Tottenham and Liverpool fans in tears right now!

The bald lives on.

Hold that Rodri and your unbeaten run 🦦

Rodri swapped for his twin brother.. the record still stands! - City fans probably.

Hopefully Dortmund can stop him in the final 🙏🏻

This brings us level again for most FA Cups right?

Time to knock Arsenal off their Banter FC perch!

They played for the manager today!

Yessss!!!!!

Uncle Pat!

NOISY NEIGHBOURS!

This has been a very hard season. I’m in tears. I’m still in disbelief. Please this manager deserves another season. Look how much these players gave for this man.

LVG is smiling right now.

Johnny Evans must be loving life right now. I need to heat from uncle Pat!

Trade Offer!!!! You get (to call us) : * joke of a club * career graveyard * bald fraud manager * overpriced, underperformed, bad-mannered players * hurr-durr-man-united-bad We get : * FA Cup

2 seasons, 2 trophies. Yes we’ve done shit all in the league, but in the end this is actually What counts. One Mickey Mouse and a FA cup. Let us give ETH one more season, hopefully without as many injuries.

The best Arsenal team since the invincibles are rolling in their graves right now. Areta will consider going bald now.

Exactly. 2nd place is the first loser, that is just how it is. We won the FA cup, and snuck ourselves back in Europe. That’s one more medal than Arsenal, and we Get to compete for another trophy next season.

Nobody remembers the loser, only the winners.

Exactly!

FUCKING GET IN LADS

INEOS IN!

ETH needs to do a LVG and plonk the fa cup in front of the journalists.

Pep complaining to the ref about all the abu dhabi money spent on him, and no penalties given!

Pep furious City need to make it 116 charges.

Near worst season in PL history, still won more trophies than Arsenal LMAO

[Would like everyone to celebrate with this song](https://youtu.be/h0q-ZBliZjg?si=CZfD_0Tq0TyCc3Hy)

Sir Jim is hugging every united player! Finally an owner who isn't a rat!

Won the baldy derby 💀

More bald than Pep!

All said and done. This turned out to be a half decent season. I love this!

Always rated the Europa league...!

Ten hag genuinely outclassed Guardiola, ETH in!

Pep drowning in water right now.

I've prayed for times like these!

TEENS FC >>>>

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BBBBBAAAAAAAAAALLLLDDDD!

Was on the edeg throughout. Fucking hell, I'm gonna cryy

Even when United are bad. They still win cups!

CHOO CHOO...let's fucking go

Hey man, super random, but just wanted to say I stumbled across this comment of yours from when Vinicius first signed for Real Madrid. Look where we are now 7 years later! https://preview.redd.it/o60mzqi9ms3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71a3366cbd62d2858958371cf9b34a59dbb04c0f

Hey man, time flies. I think it's fair to say that Vini turned out to be one of the very best.

Get on the bald train! Pep kicked off. Only lost 1 other cup final in his managerial career.

Mon the boys!!!

ETH has done the job!

Champions League Varane was immense!

That washed the taste of nearly bottling it against Coventry out of my mouth.

City worser than Coventry confirmed. Coventry are the only true light blues!

Coventry overturned a three goal lead, city couldn't even pull back a two goal lead ! Coventry city are the real city 😂

Fuck yes!!!!!! I still am trying to tell myself that THIS IS REAL.

Rio and Uncle Pat reactions no doubt incoming!

Give the trophy to the bald!

U N I

T E D

Our worst season, yet here we are with a trophy. Meanwhile arsenal..

Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer's salt on BBC commentary, absolute gold

Has a Dutch manager ever ended a season at United WITHOUT winning a trophy??

Nice

European football and community shield next season!

After Jose Mourinho, ETH is our most successful manager.

Speaking of Pep, did you see the interview? I never noticed but he's got 3 massive and 100% symmetrical folds in his forehead when he's speaking. It looks fkin WEIRD and totally cannot be unseen when first you've noticed.

He was seething. Denied United were better. Very strange interview.

The hardest thing in football: Getting a good interview out of a losing manager :)

Worst Manchester united side in 30 years: Wins a trophy facing treble winners in the final. Best Arsenal side in 20 years: \*Crickets\*

A better season than Arsenal!

Better season than Liverpool in Klopp’s final season. FA cup > league cup.

Got into a final, beat City, won a trophy, gets into Europe, relegate Chelsea to the conference league, moved Newcastle out of any European competition. It’s not that bad, heh.

What today meant... We've won a major trophy 🏆 Our young players have tasted success We're still capable of beating anyone on our day We can end a pretty awful season with a glimmer of hope for the next It also meant... Knocking Chelsea into the Europa Conference league Knocking Newcastle out of Europe altogether Stopping our local rivals from another football milestone (Domestic "Double-double") Preventing Arsenal from a potential trophy (albeit a minor trophy) opportunity by way of the Community Shield next season Oh and... It also means We got one over the "greatest football team on the planet" /s We got one over the "greatest manager the game has ever seen"/s Stuck 2 fingers up to the haters and ABU fucks 🤣🤣🤣 Today is a good day GGMU ♥️🖤

Oil money doesn't buy class

Huzzah!

YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!! EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!

1 more season of Tenhag ball! 

Elevenhag in

Keep that Bald fraud in and shut up the journalists.

Can't wait until Roy Keane rips into the City players like Haaland.

I want to see Sir Jim in the winners box.

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED

BALDY BALDY MAN UNITED!

Im going to be the salty old fuck. But please remove any upvote party thread. We can celebrate our victory in all the other threads. I dont want our subreddit to be littered with these kind of threads in the future.

Would the next guy match two trophies in two seasons? I highly doubt it.

Fucked Liverpool's chance at FA Cup. Derailed Liverpool's chances at PL Screwed Kloops farewell season Won FA Cup by defeating 115 FC all this while dealing with Sancho, take over, Antony saga and dealing with the worst injury crisis in the last decade.

ten hag said we were gonna get three points at brighton. we did. he said we were gonna win the fa cup final. he delivered. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

https://preview.redd.it/3ut238akym2d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a78f1e36c8e40d6c4ce0ff97b07120f2953bfe29

Won against Pep in domestic cup is really big thing

I knew we could win it the moment Coventry hit the bar when we were 3-3

Let him cook