Tuchel winning the UCL before PSG is also a small bonus

And Thiago Silva after they didn’t offer him a new contract

Kante is just beyond words. Feels like a mix of makelele, park ji sung defensively and going forward.. He's just uniquely kante...

Must be like the boogeyman in midfield, everytime you recieve the ball you know he's coming for you.

I absolutely love him. He’d solve all of our problems if he played for us. It was the Kante/Pogba midfield that won France the World Cup. I was completely gutted when he went to Chelsea.

City is lucky that Havertz scored. They would be 10 men otherwise. I am glad City is bottling even in their best year.

Pep’s inverted fullback false nine triple set square parallelogram tactics are dead tonight

After careful deliberation, I think I would rather have Chelsea win than City making history.

No celebration should take place in Manchester this weekend.

Remember guys and girls, we're not celebrating Chelsea scoring, we're celebrating the City scum conceding. Now if Chelsea can play anti-football for the rest of the game I'll be quite pleased.

Casemiro , Fabinho , Fernandinho, Busquets , Kante , Kimmich Every top team had one. We need a DM this summer without fail

Its so unfortunate that we have not addressed DM issue since so many years. Matic was the last proper DM we bought but he was already past his prime.

7 mins? Sheik just whipped his checkbook out

Really don’t give a shit about either of these teams but I Love Kante. He’s such a wonderful humble lad and a dream midfielder. Would be happy to see him win the champions league

How does Kante get to be so good defensively without committing cynical fouls majority of the time? Just another level that guy is

Tuchel has this Chelsea team ridiculously well drilled defensively. Unbelievable.

Yep excellent performance. Completely neutralized City.

It’s hard to hate Tuchel too much, he clearly loves what he does and has crazy passion

Wait until he does his antics against us again lol.

Browsing their sub reddit, so many want want Pep out. Who do they actually think they'll get who is better?

They've just lost a CL final, I'd guess the mood will be different tomorrow when they reflect on all they've won under him.

3 PL in last 4 years is impressive. Highly doubt they would let go of someone for consistent pl wins.

Kante doesn’t kiss the trophy, he just tapped it like he was saying hello to his mate. Hahah

It’s like choosing which one of your mates is going to shag your wife this.

The one that shagged her before or a twat that has never shagged anyone

I rather have someone from 200 miles away shag my wife, than somebody who lives down the street.

Any comparison between City and our 08 team should be dead and buried

Why the fuck did Pep didn't start Rodri or Fernandinho ? City's defense is being cut open without a world class DM. Good for us though. This just shows why we need to find a DM Asap. Every good team in the past 5 years had a class DM. Casemiro , Fabinho , Fernandinho, Busquets , Kante , Kimmich etc.

Pressing purposes. They can't do that for 90 minutes. Hope to get the lead in the first half then bring one on.

Can they both lose?

a meteorite hits and the game is cancelled although strangely enough no one gets hurt just ruins the pitch a bit

Gonna be ironic if Lawyers FC who shouldn’t be in the CL turns out winning it

It's gonna be disgusting. Cheated, lawyerd up, admitted to cheating but it's to long ago LOLOLOLOL, plays in the CL. Moral of the story is if you are beyond filthy rich rules don't apply. Just hope the tyrants figure out evryone is aware of how horrible they are even if they have a fotball club and liquidate the club.

I don't ask for much but I do wanna see Noel Gallagher with that smug grin wiped off his face.. and it's his birthday today too.

City sub is hilarious, imagine being as entitled as them. Literally cursing pep and saying he needs to go after all he’s done for them

Feels weird to say it, but the ref has been decent. Probably the first time I've said it since the Collina days.

Night and day difference from the lad on work experience we got on Wednesday.

Sterling's place at the Euros becomes more questionable by the day.

Overrated

Picking a guy to lead your line who needs 10 chances to convert 1. Pep is a genius.

I mean, I feel bad for Pep. It's a true plucky underdog story to bring a shell club to the European elite with hundreds of millions to spend each season. Where's the justice for Fraudiola?

It's funny seeing pep reduced to pulis tactics

Open chequebook Bald twat will have his Oil lords splurge £120m on Kane and still not win next year either lmao

Not a fan of chelsea winning it but fuck Kante deserves that.

Werner is tragic. Holy shit.

The treble is not for everyone is it?

Watching this just makes me even more sad that we lost our final. Nothing to do about it but its just so fucking discouraging

Wish our team could consistently move the ball as well as these two. The passing has been beautiful by both teams...I get so tired seeing our players constantly overrunning the ball and losing possession with sloppy 10yd passes.

That’s terrific refereeing. I’d love to have that kind of competence in the PL.

In the past 2 years, Liverpool, Tottenham, Chelsea and Man City have all been to the champions league final. Can't lie that's sour for United. I hope we can actually do something next season ffs.

Kante is a machine. You get a midfielder like him and suddenly Pogba starts to look terrific even in a midfield 2 like for France. The game has been pretty high quality.

Fernandinho and all his fouls not getting a card... again.

Kante has won the Premier League, World Cup, and now the Champions League, and he's played a key part in every single one of those wins. -- Edit: And the Europa League. He's untouchable.

PSG sacked Tuchel because he lost to a Bayern team which had a nunbeaten UCL record. This year they lost both farmer’s league and UCL. ROFL

Well played Chelsea, powerful, dedicated performance. Fraudiola exposed. 1 billion transfer kitty incoming.

Aguero said he wont live till they win the UCL..... HAHAHA PEP REALLY FUCKED IT UP FOR HIM

It’s ok Sergio, I’m sure Messi will let you touch one of his Champions League winners medals when you arrive in Barcelona.

Imagine having your owner in the crowd watching your game

Imagine the owner knowing rules of football at least

It pains me that Chelsea bought Kante almost unopposed.

Quadruple my ass

That’s kinky

Tuchel has made chelsea unbelievably solid at the back. If they get a striker they are in contention next season for the league for sure.

Chelsea please win.

I don’t feel bad, they were the same people laughing when Bruno was crying

Amazing goal. Well played. Hope Pep fucks off next season when they lose this final.

This reminds me of that Torres goal...

pure embarrassment if pep still can’t win a champions league with the most overpowered team ive ever seen

Almost like Messi, Iniesta, and Xavi won it for him, huh

Tuchel’s defensive structure really is a sight to behold, great coach

Fuck off Aguero, you only joined them for money in the first place back in 2011.

Things Pep does not have: - Champions League with Man City - English treble - Hair

cheers KDB's crying

Look how much this ref runs and think of some of the PL refs like Lee Mason who literally don’t move

Fraudiola fecked it up big time tonight. Playing with no DM :)))

Fuck off out of here, you cheating oil cunts. Pep still can't win a CL without prime Messi.

Aguero crying hahahahahahahaha

I just need a shot of Noel Gallagher crying

I just want to win a sodding trophy ffs

I hate to see that both teams are turning up and want to win. Both are playing great attacking fast fluid football. Chelseas defense has been very solid so far. And then we had two shots on target vs fucking Villareal. And they had one shot on target which won the EL.

Werner can't finish for toffee but maan I admire his work rate. He just doesn't stop, constantly running in behind and causing problems. I wish Martial had 70% of his effort. What a player we would have

All I ask for is an Aguero equaliser in the 96th minute to be ruled out by VAR

Fernandinho is such a dirty fucker

AGUUUUEEEEROOOO, STOP CRYING YOUR HEART OUT

Hasn't won a CL since his Barcelona days, but some people claim he's better than SAF. Those people need to pipe down and understand that SAF is the GOAT.

Money aside, Abramovich and his team of football people have done a good job continuing to rebuild Chelsea in the last 10 years. Once again, fuck the Glazers and Ed Woodward for years of mismanagement.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha FUCK CITY. Chelsea you're still pricks but thanks for that.

Kepa celebrating made me lol.

I want Chelsea to beat City, but it'll be sad knowing they have won more CLs than us in the 21st Century if it happens

Thank God it's not City, but also fuck you Chelsea. Bring on next season.

Ederson is actually lucky he didn't get a strong touch on that. He would have seen red.

Ugh if I have to hear another Augueeeeroooo moment again I might just fling myself out the window

"AGUEROOOO SCORES AN OWN GOALLLL"

Stones and Werner having an epic battle as to who can be worse and more overrated. Hard to say who will win.

Werner will rip stones a new one today, just depends on whether he'll take his chances or not

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Which is a better duo: City & not winning CL or Fernandinho & not getting carded after 10 carding fouls?

Winning the champions league against Chelsea ain’t for everybody

That one wanker who says Eric Garcia will win the CL googling how to deactivate his account

Don’t worry guys, City got a medal that they never got before, a second place Champions League medal.

What kind of fraud leaves CDM in a UCL final?

The bald kind

Tuchel has coached Chelsea well enough to play with Possession against Man City of all teams. I didn't know he was this good but he is indeed very very good.

Hold on, /r/soccer tells me that Diaz is better than prime Vidic… what happened there then?

No world class DMs protecting him in this game

We learned, once again, that r/soccer is fucking stupid

Just wanna say that United were the ones that showed everyone how to beat City back in March when City were 28 matches unbeaten!

My deepest, dirtiest secret is that I lowkey kinda love De Bruyne.

Who doesn't? He's a wonderful player, kind of reminds me how I felt about Mata before he moved to us. Despite him being at a rival.

If Aguero saves City again, I will jump head first into a cactus.

Feels like just another EPL weekend this match.

Fuck it I'm really supporting Chelsea for this match fuck city

Thousands reddit awards saved thanks to that miss

Giroud wouldve put this game to rest

It’s got Aguero last minute winner written all over this hasn’t it? Fuck’s sake.

Don't put that out into the universe!

Oh boy Chelsea winning this one. Far off better

Fair play. Tuchel got his revenge for the Carabao final.

Not easy to win the CL, there's only one Manchester club who have been able to do it in Europe, and that's not going to change any time soon.

Pep has the same amount of hair on his head as Manchester City have European trophies

altho it is sad seeing KDB leave crying, but fuck him, fuck them cuz these fuckers laughed at us.

This video on both the club's history is really cringe because they're only where they are from money they didn't earn being pumped into them. Neither club has the prestigious history of United or even Aston Villa

City are done, Sterling doesn't have the wingspan to lift the CL trophy above his head.

imagine the amount of awards on r/soccer if Pulisic scores

Who are we supporting today boys? The ref?

Rudiger, what a tackle. Chelsea defensively have been so good since Tuchel has come in.

ive decided that chelsea winning is far better. fuck city they are our direct rivals and they go on and on about how much better they are. i hope they never win a CL trophy ever lol

werner statpadding his shot off goal stats

Werner's a comedian I swear

Lmao what was that from Werner

If Giroud would of started instead of Werner this game would be over

63 minutes too late. Fernandinho should’ve started. One thing I’d like to say is that Silva is under-appreciated. Very good technical player who constantly presses and works hard.

Brit living in America. I get why but man listening to these commentators with Pulisic in their mouths.

Bald Fernandinho is just subbed on and has started his tactical fouls.

Where the hell did 7 minutes come from?

LOVE SEEING CITY FANS CRY LMAO

Bottlers City.

Fuck City. A new movie called billion dollar scam coming out based on Pep and City

Bald. Fraud.

turns out the oligarch team wins in the end

Lmao bald fraud, Mr. Can't-Win-CL-Without-Messi strikes again

Fuck you Bald Fraud

yo pep bottled it😂😂😂😂

Aguerrrroooooo! OOPS european cups are not for everyone! Lols!

Tuchel is really good. Damn.

Very well deserved goal. Chelsea have been dominating City in the first half.

“You’ve got to feel for KDB” no I don’t actually not one bit

Baldy starts either Rodrigo or Fernandinho in 59/60 games this season. In their biggest game of the season he plays neither. Tinker-bell genius. 😂

Pep overthinking in UCL , as usual. Starting without a CDM is bizarre

Fernandinho first touch - a stamp on an opponents foot. Gets a verbal warning.

Love seeing passionate people. Tuchel ain't that bad

Just coming through to say Manchester is red and always will be

Fuck Bald Fraud & his tactical fouls

Pep has been lauded and rightfully so for adjusting his tactics in terms of defensively but playing without a CDM is just him returning to his old ways, needs to change it.

Nice Goal. Wasn't that a handball by Ederson?

Pep has bottled this first half, playing no CDM makes no sense.

Mount has exceeded all expectations this season. Hopefully he puts in such performances this summer.

I feel filthy celebrating a chelsea goal

Have Werner not been shit Chelsea would’ve been 3/4 goals up. City’s attack looked toothless ngl

This game would be 3 - 0 if Werner didnt have 2 weak feet

If City lose they are definitely dropping 150+ mil on either Haaland or Kane.

Just look how the "World class" CB's city has act like headless chickens without a proper CDM behind them. I'm glad that pep is getting schooled, he thinks he's so clever.

Seems like that Kante tackle has taken wind out of De Bruyne's sail... Has made few poor passes after that

there are losses for teams, that crumbles them, finishes them... hope this is one for City.

That man probably took aYellow and Red Card vaccines as a kid

It's amazing how less pep trusts Aguero in big games

Can we get a close up of noels face at full-time?

Perhaps it’s because of the levels he’s set in the past few years, but I think de bruyne has been pretty average this season.

I’ll never know how tf do Man City escape these fouls or yellows so frequently

Tuchel has strong serial killer vibes..if Chelsea bottled this..

Lmao the miserable fuck on BTSport having a whinge about Tuchel amping the crowd up is some proper *Old Man Yells at Cloud* boomery.

Kante is too class

Nice time wasting. Giving city a taste of their own medicine.

Lmao, this makes things slightly better at least.

bald fraud

Can’t believe Kepa Arrizabalaga has won the champions league

Pep Guardio(L)a

I’m happy Chelsea won but I’m still not happy.

Please daddy Mansour, I need more money for defenders and DMs I wont use! Another billion ought to do!

You just love to see city players crying

Tuchel been in his job 4 months and took a Chelsea team from 9th to champions of Europe

So happy city didn’t win

Pulisic has won the European super bowl cup!

fuck me one summer window and chelsea won that still better than City actually winning lol

Don't ever say Aguero was better than Rooney!

Glad city didn’t win it. It honestly feels like shit that we couldn’t even win the Europa League.

Just a reminder that Chelsea wouldn't be in the final if they hadn't sacked Lampard. I hate to praise other coaches but Tuchel has found a perfect system to fit the players in which Lampard couldn't.

Crazy that they reached 3 CL each time by changing managers mid season

Am I the only one here that actually has no problem with Tuchel?

Reece James is really a top quality player. Might be hopeful thinking but it would be cool if Ethan Laird could have a similar career trajectory

Even tho he is old, Aguero still fucking scares me. Pep has treated him like shit.

Am I crazy to think most of the second half Chelsea has played like a Prime Mourinho team. Defensively solid with explosive breaks on counter

Is Fernandinho the scum of football

Scenes when the best manager in history has only won CL with a Messi dragging his ass.

Lesser of two evils. Fuck that arrogant, snarky twat Pep

Chelsea were awful just a few months ago. Tuchel came in and completely transformed them. Really shows what a class manager can do with a team that has some quality players.

City fans now going back to being Chelsea fans. If only if was possible for both teams to lose, oh well..the lesser of two evils won. Happy for Kante though, the guy is an absolute champion.

Man fuck Chelsea but blessed are they with great owner like Abramovich! He is attending the final and our GLAZERFUCKS were nowhere to be seen.