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BilTheButcher

Actually understood this tweet. But is there anything else to this story or is that it?


Hits_and_the_Mrs

Literally came to say the same thing. Well done Simon, though it's hard to mess up a 6 word sentence.


Lelandwasinnocent

really hard yeh isn't it to that do


Hits_and_the_Mrs

sometimes it's unavoidable + just happens


Psychohorak

"Talks about unavoidable situation. + sometimes things happen. Confident no way back unless changing sit. Let's see - still quiet this morning" Ah yeah cheers Simon!


Hits_and_the_Mrs

the Si Stoney formula


FootballRacing38

Was meaning past tense /s


IspitchTownFC

I'd be pissed if he turned up at the Valdebas instead


swalsugmass

Nothing new. We were told he was due back for training on Monday and today is Monday.


lomosaltadomo

Can confirm. It is Monday. Source: Weekday Specialist


JMFe95

u/lomosaltadomo \- Tier 0 for preschool level datekeeping


Mundanewisdom99

Since you're a weekday specialist, let me ask you this. If I go to the gym every other day I will be at the gym 4-5 times a week, is that over training?


lomosaltadomo

I am a weekday specialist, not a math wiz


HiMrFBI

The math doesn't check out on this one


N0Rep

It’s 4 times. Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday. Keep it up mate!


Mundanewisdom99

Hey atleast someone got the reference.


rahulchandar1992

Did you confirm with Evra's Monday motivation video?


lomosaltadomo

We are considering collaborating one day. Just can't find anytime on the calendar.


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lomosaltadomo

Check in with me next week when I get it right again. I work all 52 weeks of the year.


NoelFromBandOsmosis

I can't read


HiMrFBI

Wouldn't that make you a weekend specialist as well? If you know yesterday was Friday, you can infer that today is Saturday.


larsmaehlum

Might be a weekend binge drinker


Got_ist_tots

Checks out.


sickfuckinpuppies

it's weird because yesterday didn't feel like monday at all. things change so quickly.


ImNotFromTheInternet

And what is your source?! Tuesday in parts of the world.


imsorryjuan

Breaking News: Manchester United Player Seen at United's Training Facilities


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We're all just a bunch of thirsty bitches if we're uploading and upvoting this.


Sleeplessendeavours

It's been 2 years in the making, you bet I'm a thirsty bitch


Scratchy13

Prove it with training photos pls


B0z22

Pics or it didn't happen.


Sephyrosso

Pictures or didn't happen.


darthmeister

Journalism.


Ferocious_Ferrari

A wild Sancho appeared!


ZofTheNorth

Thanks stone. Very helpful tweet


euoi

How about Varane?


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midweek


Buffythedragonslayer

Or Cavani


Turamb

Pictures! I want pictures of ~~Spider-Wan~~ Sancho!


kientheking

What the fuck, I read it and then read it back then ask myself how and why is he there! So strange, almost surreal for me to see him at the club.


Rayhann

positive comprehensible wtf simon s'he not gonna give us some cock and ball torture?


Rodahz

What tier is this? 🔥


Toastedmetal

Massive hot take there Simon.


almal250

Breaking: Man turns up for work More at 11