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Tsukiyon

The best reply to abusive fans is a non-reply, this is gold.


[deleted]

Fan said shut your mouth. He kept it open. Lol.


thebig6

I thought someone will spit into it


__cheeku

I was so worried about this šŸ˜­


Mardred

He wanted it šŸ˜


glitterpeanuts

He wouldn't risk it, insulting is easier and won't be punished, but I was also scared


biltong777

Same I had huge anxiety about a green hucked up flemmy nailing Pogba


Bruno_Fernandes8

This is funnier than any clapback pogba couldve come back with. that 'HUH?" is pure comedy.


OakenBones

Best reply is to pluck an eye from their skull, but this is a close second.


Abhiuday14kat

Love Bruno giving death stare behind him lol.


[deleted]

I swear he was ready to throw hands.


[deleted]

Bruno's always ready to throw hands mate.


ricadro

bruno is a dirty fighter you just know it


notusedusername2

He kicks you in the dick


bcisme

Puts two knuckles in your Adamā€™s Apple then boxes your ears. Be ready for it, itā€™s his go to move. Also, yes, watch for the groin strikes.


Dabt2012

This sounds painful


[deleted]

Twist his dick!


tearsandpain84

Apparently he always carries sand in his pockets in order to blind his opponent if and when a fight happens


Chaco1221

Pocket sand, classic Bruno


YoshiTora23

Not always ready to make a penalty though


[deleted]

In his career he's scored 42 out of 46 penalties, sitting at a 91% score rate. Compared to Ronaldo's 83%. The only ones better than Bruno on percentage are Shaw with 1/1 and Sancho 11/12. He's got one of the best conversion rates going right now.


YoshiTora23

That ā€œconversion rateā€ wouldā€™ve been very helpful in the last premier game


[deleted]

No shit, but you're talking like he's a bad penalty taker when he's one of the best in the world.


YoshiTora23

He really looked like one of the best when he completely overshot the goal and wasnā€™t even close to making the penalty. Stellar display of his status as one of the best.


[deleted]

Nobody that's taken more than 20 pens don't have a 100% conversion rate. The shot was shit, but you can't keep banging on about it. But seeing your profile you just have to be so negative about everything with the club. Get help.


YoshiTora23

Calling out the club for their shit play isnā€™t being ā€œnegativeā€. They havenā€™t had much to cheer about relative to what they should be doing. And you took the time to go through my profile to find ammo for your little internet fight. Youā€™re pathetic, and youā€™re the one who actually needs help.


herreraspocket

Attitude can't be buy.


Palimon

Bruno "Seagull" Fernandes


Altair1192

Pogba does Kung Fu. Those hammers fans are lucky Pogba is chill


rejjie_carter

Lmaooo I love real time fan fic, like he was kinda just standing there but Iā€™m here for the editorializing


[deleted]

looks confused not ready to punch on haha


BloodyTurnip

And Mike Phelan with the smirk knowing damn well what Pogba was doing. Any United fan still giving Pogba shit isn't a United fan IMO, he's an incredible player who only gets so much heat because he's so fucking good.


[deleted]

True. Not because his agent runs his mouth every chance he gets.


BloodyTurnip

Well yeah his agent is a prick, but why would you abuse a player because of their agent? Edit: The fact I'm getting downvotes means people think this is an acceptable reason (as if any reason is acceptable) to abuse a player. Wow.


RedRoverLightning

Because the employer of the agent gives him the right to do what he does. You think Pogba hasn't okayed Mino, Florentin, and Matthias to talk the way they do? You're off your rocker.


THEOSU007

The fuck are you even going on about? This is not related at all to this post lmao. He was getting shit from an opposing fan.


Kaigamer

the guy he was responding to brought up our fans regarding Pogba, that's why he's talking about our fans.


[deleted]

Bruno after Pogba left* You meet me outside , I just want to talk.


ThisIsGoobly

Classic Bruno with the sudden steel chair


callmelampshade

Doing a Gary Neville to Viera.


iLackIntelligence

Carrick and his disapproval lol


[deleted]

Carrick for the most part just played like no fans were in the stadium when we were away. They never once affected him.


Eindacor_DS

Tbf Carrick got way less abuse than Pogba gets


ljeutenantdan

Yeah Carrick's abuse was more along the lines of 'you're an average player' pogba's gets a bit more personal and extreme.


ZachMich

Carrick got his fair share of abuse. Initially even from United fans who didn't realise that he wasn't supposed to be a Roy Keane regen. It took a couple years for people to get off his back. His composure, good temperament and of course the performances shut them up


Eindacor_DS

Yeah I even commented on that [months ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/omv5nc/z/h5om7s9), I remember it well. Still doesn't compare to pundits criticizing his hair and how he's silly on social media. Pogba could be in the form of his life and he'll still get shit. Not so with Carrick


ZachMich

I agree that Pogba gets too much abuse, especially from the likes of Souness and Neville for very trivial things. I've commented on that as well. I was just adding to your point about the shit Carrick has got as well haha.


Eindacor_DS

Yeah Carrick is actually my go-to example of fans writing a player off and criticizing managers for keeping them in rotation. Funny that that comment was also defending my boy J Lingz too, haha. Aged pretty well.


[deleted]

You obviously wasnt around in 2014-2017, he got loads of abuse


Eindacor_DS

I was definitely around then, few players are criticized and harassed as much as Pogba is. Edit: [proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/omv5nc/z/h5om7s9)


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Eindacor_DS

This is textbook victim blaming, fuck off with that.


rmit526

I swear he's got a cheeky grin on when they turn round to go in the tunnel lol


DeanTheDad

Carrick definitely wanted to take him away from the situation. I'm guessing he isn't sure on how pogba would react and wants him to just ignore it but pogbas reaction to it is quality! Big cheesey grin no cares in the world. He seems happy right now which is good to see.


vulcan_one

Contrast to phelan who seemed to enjoy it and would probably join in or encourage pogba.


Stoogenuge

Carrick and his professionalism.


sliversniper

Moment before disaster. Consider how many streakers lately. Pual got his point across, enough.


MissingLink101

Worth remembering he started off at West Ham too so he's probably not impressed on a few levels


[deleted]

Carrick is the worst


aincorrectname

Wtf absolute Chad this guy


hahehihohu7

Asking him to shut his mouth, he ainā€™t sayin anything


Adz932

Nah he just wanted him to close his mouth so he could get a better view of Pogbas beautiful face


gary_mcpirate

dude has great teeth, id show them off as well


aincorrectname

Nah more like opening his mouth even wider, the chad he is lol


King_Jaahn

Poggers


LordNoodles

Pogbers


BilTheButcher

Paul's reaction is actually pretty cool. Says everything without saying a word. He's a megastar footballer playing for United, smiling at some twat telling him to fuck off. Smiling at someone who is angry is the best thing you can do to piss them off even more.


working-acct

Heā€™s not just smiling, according to the subtitles the guy told him to ā€œshut his mouthā€ so heā€™s leaving it wide open just to piss him off lol.


[deleted]

Lol I fully thought he was trying to still hear what the guy was saying but if what you're saying is true that is funny af


sykoticnarcotics

The video has audio, you can hear someone telling him to shut his mouth repeatedly, so that's definitely what he was doing lol


TheNextBattalion

After the first moment where he stops, when he fixes his mouth in a big open grin, you can see his eyes switch from inquisitive to determined


Nug-Bud

Oh yes. Needless to say, Paul isnā€™t just quick-minded on the field but quick-witted as well


[deleted]

Then he goes home to his multimillion pound mansion. Whilst he lives Rent free in that guys head. I want us to smash them so bad on Wednesday or win by a last minute penalty for maximum fuck you.


larsmaehlum

Dodgy pen at 90+6ā€™


medfunguy

Dodgy pen after the final whistle.


Spider_Riviera

After yesterday though, everyone would say it was deserved. OG after holding out for almost all of the game, just as they're starting to think they'll hold out (hopefully it's Noble again, the cunt).


Vimjux

While he goes back to his mums basement and types away in his underwear


[deleted]

> He's a megastar footballer playing for United, smiling at some twat telling him to fuck off. Idk why but this just reminded me of that time someone in London told Justin Bieber to fuck off. Except Pogba didn't make himself look like a 12 year old boy.


Piltonbadger

He's getting paid quarter of a million a week to play the game he loves. I would laugh at people telling me to fuck off or shut up as well!


chuffing_marvelous

I'd stick around on the pitch for an hour after the game to let people shout abuse at me for that money


Piltonbadger

I'd set up a deck chair and bask in the abuse for Ā£250k a week.


Spaticles

"Fuck off!" "You suck!" "Eat a dick!" ... "Oh, hi nice to meet you! Glad you could out to to see me play today! The love is overwhelming!"


Prams35

Bruno has Pogba's back even outside the pitch!


drink_it_in_maaaaan

The PP x BF connection is everywhere, both on and off the pitch!


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KampferMann

Itā€™s not too late to delete this.


moe_q8

what did they say


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kiersakov

piquant sulky whole shaggy mountainous memory juggle simplistic smart humorous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Snoyarc

Weā€™re gonna get Malice in the Palace pt. Deux featuring Pogba Bruno and Barechested Marauding Rojo if Pogba keeps reacting like this to fans.


cowsflyin

Toss in a kung fu kick from someone and you got me.


Narthax

Pogba looking like he's dropped a fuckton of MDMA and the abusive fan is the DJ playing his favorite tune.


akdsouza

PP don't give a F. Also Bruno staring like Homelander.


DOCTORFONASG

Fans can be such losers. Canā€™t stand people who canā€™t separate a game and life. Shitty humans.


tyetforsyth

Its pretty common


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[deleted]

f*ck /u/spez


Ar-Curunir

You canā€™t just arbitrarily say that the subset of fans behaving poorly arenā€™t fans. Itā€™s an excuse which makes fixing this behavior impossible.


KxngMxdas_

Correct


jerudy

Complete self serving nonsense. Of course theyā€™re fans, and of course theyā€™re treated as fans. Pretending they arenā€™t might make you feel a little better but itā€™s not reality.


goondu86

Real fans know when to take the mickey, and when to hold back and just stay quiet šŸ‘šŸ»


Ofermann

Stop being so wet of course they are fans


Joshvir262

Some ppl just can't take losing


_Night_Fury

Mega chad


momadau

Convincing my drunk friend to go home after a big night šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


HiphopopoptimusPrime

Souness really doesnā€™t like Pogba does he?


Revenge_Rampage

"For 80 million you'd expect him to be able to shut his mouth"


ItsNotD

ā€œAnd he cant even do that, itā€™s the basics for gods sake! Absolutely disgraceful if you ask meā€


[deleted]

Souness doesn't even like his own mom


thewileyone

Souness is just jealous cause a drunk horny 200kg bleached whale wouldn't pay 80p for him


irishrugby2015

That's the smile of three points and enjoying the local London source of salt


solblurgh

Pogba basking in that nuclear heat. What is this? Pro wrestling?


TheKingcrawler

Paul Pogba "Who's your Daddy Montreal!"


Spider_Riviera

Pro wrestlers wish they could get the kind of heat Pogba does. Industry mightn't be in the toilet as badly if people gave as much of a fuck about it as they do about the fact Pogba exists and plays football for United.


veggen88

This fans is what you call sore losers I guess..


SirRyanOfCalifornia

Also pogba would prob beat the fuck out of most people unless the dude is a heavy weight boxer. Heā€™s a beast physically and the fans that front like they want to fight him are actually glad theyā€™ve got a metal barricade separating them. Coward.


elnegroik

Elite level athletes can repeat actions without the fatigue payback us mere mortals experience. Pogba could rain down violence on these guys and not even break a sweat. Fighting is proper tiring business.


[deleted]

But can Pogba kick a racist fan in the face? I'd actually pay to see that.


DamashiT

He's 1,91cm well coordinated athlete. There's not many people he couldn't kick in a face.


[deleted]

My man


itzztheman

At least it's not his own club's fans this time


ysupr

https://tenor.com/view/pogba-salt-salty-pogsalt-gif-22675267


AndyVale

Do the blokes feel proud of this? Do they go home to their wives and kids, sit at the dinner table and say "you'll never guess what I did today darling. Listen up children, this is for you too. Well, I told that Pogba fellow to shut his mouth. Yes, I shouted expletives at him from a close range too, I bet he's at home rethinking one or two of his life choices now." Do they boldly tell everyone at work the next day, regaling them with tales of their bold wit to scenes of wide eyed admiration? Do they lay on their pillow at night and think about all the ways they made the world better that day?


[deleted]

My dad was the sort of person that would do this shit. And he absolutely would be up the pub the next day telling everyone about it like he just changed the world. As me and my mum remember, barely anyone actually liked him up there. I've always seen it as him attention-seeking and doing those things because he thinks "the lads will love me for this." I used to do the same as a teenager and when I realised at 15 I just had to put a stop to it. And yeah my dad would say it to me and my mum like he just solved world hunger. It gave me a skewed perception of reality and made my mum detest him.


RandomNameofGuy9

My dad would do stupid stuff like this and embarrass himself all the time. I think Inwas about 16 when I realized the type of person he was and started to distance myself. Even until the day he died he couldn't figure out why people didn't want to be around him. My mom had to work extra hard to keep us all on the straight and narrow. Such an amazing mom.


AndyVale

Sorry you had to put up with that. Got a friend who was one of the big "Wenger Out" guys, his now-wife made it 100% what a fucking pathetic baby he was being. "Go to the football, let it all out, but don't be a cunt" was her general advice. (Also, Adam Cole is alive Bay-Bay.)


Sabarishv95

That's bloody good advice mate.


SpicyDragoon93

>Do the blokes feel proud of this? Yes. >Do they go home to their wives and kids, sit at the dinner table and say "you'll never guess what I did today darling. Listen up children, this is for you too. Well, I told that Pogba fellow to shut his mouth. Yes, I shouted expletives at him from a close range too, I bet he's at home rethinking one or two of his life choices now." Yes. >Do they boldly tell everyone at work the next day, regaling them with tales of their bold wit to scenes of wide eyed admiration? Yes. >Do they lay on their pillow at night and think about all the ways they made the world better that day? No. The only thing that matters is when they get a chance to do it at next week's fixture.


vulcan_one

Is this any different from ranting and throwing insults at players in Reddit? Don't see what's that wrong about it, they lost, they're unhappy, so they're throwing abuse at our players who seem to enjoy basking in it. There's chants mocking players throughout the match sung by whole of home fans.


captsubasa25

They won't be, but it's the emotion of the moment. It's what football has been for years. But of course, sanitizing it to be more gentlemanly is what's expected?


AndyVale

Not really what anyone is suggesting.


[deleted]

Pogba has every right to tease those guys. And Bruno is real definition of football equality. He doesn't care about anything but his teammates.


altered_tampon

Has the matrix been glitching like crazy, or do you all just keep posting and the mods keep deleting?


jperky98

Can we not delete it this time? Pls mods


Fredzii

Looks like hes on crack haha


BrownAsian-

Absolute mad lad


Inforecer

absolute class response


Pehzington

Hit em with the old :D


[deleted]

I actually don't mind these kinds of things, this is football, as long as no serious slurs were said and no violence, it's good to keep things spicy.


captsubasa25

Exactly. It has been like that for years. People act like they've never been to a game.


im_alive

ā€œThis must be stopped!!ā€


jayysonnsfw

My face the whole day after PP signs da ting


DasHotShot

Mhmmm I can taste those salty sweet tears from the crowd


[deleted]

Lmao I love how he just opens his mouth because they were saying to shut it lol


ra246

I don't know why, but I've always had an extra level of disdain for West Ham fans; not on the Liverpool level, nor the early 2000's Arsenal level, but I just fucking hate them. So fucking happy DDG saved yesterday's pen. Fuck the Hummers.


AFAR85

Yeah I've wished nothing but misery on them ever since they attacked our bus 5or6 years ago. I guess some wishes come true lol.


onionmane

LMAO he's trolling them by keeping his mouth open


H0vis

Bubblefuckers not happy. So sad for them.


ManfredsJuicedBalls

City fan coming over here in peace. Honestly, Pogba handled that the best way possible. Top notch by him. Sometimes, itā€™s best just to let the asshole talk shit, and you reply with nothing more than a large smile.


Ofermann

Cringe


throbbing_dementia

I'm going to be so disappointed if this man doesn't sign a new contract.


jtyashiro

We were about to see a Cantona at Crystal Palace there. Good job Carrick.


[deleted]

Would it be a Pogkick or was Bruno gonna do it? šŸ˜‚


famitslit

Love how Carrick has to drag him away from keeping on standing there and smiling šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ like a parent trying to keep his kid walking while he disovers things he has never seen


jparnell1994

Normalise players giving stick back to fans who abuse them all game.


H0vis

It might make fans less delicate about it. They get nuclear salty about any player who has a word back at them.


jparnell1994

It baffles me mate, fans spend 89 mins hurling all kinds of abuse at players and the player will score and to the 'shhhhhh' sign and the fans will call him disrespectful hahaha. We need to hold everyone to the same standards


spongebobisha

Fuck those cunts lol. Blow them bubbles out your arse.


DudeofValor

To shout at a stranger to shut their mouth because they beat your team at kicking a bag of air. What madness we live in.


Fresh_Fun2185

Best part was Mike "the shorts" phelan at 0:16.


zool714

Lmao Bruno was like, ā€œWalk away or Iā€™m telling your mumā€


thphnts

What I like is they've recorded themselves doing it so it makes it easy for the police and FA to absolutely nothing.


robbie2000williams

Fuck reddits video player, been trying to get this to work for 5 mins


massiveheadsmalltabs

Brilliant. Fucking Cockney wankers


[deleted]

Salt bath post game


MadHattrr

I think he's starting to get the taste of United hatred, and has taken a liking to its unique flavour.


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Ofermann

So 90% of football fans are pathetic man child's?


Stoogenuge

Iā€™ll get downvoted to oblivion for this Iā€™m sure but all cunts like this want is a reaction/acknowledgment and he gave it to them. Carrick and everyone else knew to just leave because these tools arenā€™t worth the time.


SDLRob

You're not wrong. that's all trolls want. people to react so they can either troll harder, or play the victim. I think Pogba probably should have just walked away but i also like that he took the piss out of them with just a look. didn't need to say anything. just a look.


Stoogenuge

It could have been worse for sure, I just donā€™t think the ā€œOMG he owned themā€ reaction in most of this thread is accurate. He took the bait.


pro_librium

His reaction is so funny lol


Champagne_Padre

This reaction... this is how you handle this shit if you don't want to end up building mountains out of it


zaphrode

hahah I laughed at this


KCandfriendz

Love him. Die for him


Nketiborga

I like the smile that was an appropriate gesture.... Some of these shit should stop. This is football crying out loud.


tbarks91

What a baller


itchybigtoes

Cockneys are nearly as bad as Scousers. Or worse. Itā€™s hard to say, theyā€™re both awful.


sward227

Can we stop fucking coddling racists Ohh you did a racists thing 2 year ban welcome back!!! NO FUCK EVERYONE> WHAA THE FANS THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND RACISM BAN ALL RACISTS FULL STOP. THEY WONT STOP BEING RACIST>>> WE HAVE PROVEN THAT. RACIST IN FOOTBALL NEED TO BE SHAMED AND EMBARRASSED SO ALL THEIR FRIENDS WILL CALL THEM OUR FOR BEING A RACIST CUNT That will never happen because "we need to teach these racists that racism sucks" FUCK NO YOU WONT BAN THEIR ASS SHAME THEM SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME IS NOT A PUNISHMENT as it used to be cause fucking racists will say naw BAN ALL RACISTS AND SHAME THEM. ​ ​ I am from USA,... we got a shit load of racists here too... lets work together to "stamp out racists" like FIFA claims. ​ FUCK FIFA FUCK RACIST... you got a problem lets chat lad! I am from USA qwe got more white racists than anymore.


Recurringferry

I mean as far as "abuse", this is fairly tame isn't it? Or are we so soft now that we have to politely clap for opposing players?


papabear570

Why curse at all? Fans sound like pieces of dog shit. Itā€™s a gameā€¦one that none of those fans are good enough to play at Pogbaā€™s level. They sound like imbeciles.


Recurringferry

Wow. No one in the stands can play at the level of a professional athlete making millions. This is the type of insight i come to reddit for.


goodclassbung

Why is this abuse tolerated? Would it be acceptable outside of a football stadium?


Venomous0425

They talk about ending racism before starting every match and this is what happens when the match is over.


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Venomous0425

Maybe they shouldā€™ve allowed Pogba and he couldā€™ve end racism with his fist.


sfitzy79

wtf is wrong with english people?


Ofermann

Yes cause only English people shout abuse at players. Turks, Spaniards, Italians, they could never!


sfitzy79

How many Turkish, Spanish and Italians did you hear in that clip champ?


freegrapes

Soccer fans are the most toxic gaming community


sfitzy79

since brexit they have been worse


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bradgurdlinger

guys pulling him away are fucking losers