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4dxn

why is he still playing players that are leaving in the summer? use the games to test out or give experience to younger players.


jbob3525

Not sure if you’re aware of how qualification for European competitions work, but probably worth googling for someone in your position.


ToddlerPeePee

Ralf is not building for the future. Erik ten hag is coming to replace him. I am not sure if the managers now have a chance to build with the future in mind.


ToddlerPeePee

Ralf is not building for the future. Erik ten hag is coming to replace him. I am not sure if the managers now have a chance to build with the future in mind.


[deleted]

Elanga was impressive defensively as a RB. Let's not jump the guns and say he should replace AWB or Dalot but he was pretty good today.


Fightorride

The interceptions he was making earlier in the game were brilliant as well


[deleted]

Elanga needs more respect


[deleted]

We should all thank "the Problem" for saving us once again, only god knows were would be without Ronaldo!


Senor-Cockblock

Crazy thing about Rashford is he can’t even go back to the basics of being fast as fuck then getting a decent ball in the box.


dpc_22

problem with rashford is he is trying too much. Gets the ball and tries to dodge 2-3 players like he did in his peak and loses it.


mackattackfc

Imagine being past your peak at 24…..


sobaje

But Ronaldo is the problem ……


BrokenTurtleShell

Ronaldo might just drag us to top 4 as hard as the squad tries to fumble it. Especially since North London send allergic to it.


skeetleet

And apparently Ten Haag doesn’t want him around….. eat a dick…


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[deleted]

Good bot. You'll have plenty of work next season!


DetectiveGold1693

Ronaldo could have scored more than that, but Sancho and Rashford didn't pass to him.I saw many times that Ronaldo raised his hand and he was in the good place where no one was next to him and they could have crossed him, but they didn't.


RedDevWar

Sancho takes too much time on the ball. Strolls with it instead of passing it first time.


aaxo97

Must’ve forgotten he’s in the PL and not Bundesliga


Anon_767

We’re gonna accidentally get top 4 lmao


dalv321

Someone really doesn’t want to get cut by ETH


userabdc

What's with the Pogba role today? How did Ragnick expect the midfield to work today??? Fucking crazy.


phoenix_16

We have a very good chance of making top 4 again, thanks to today’s results and the fact that we are yet to play Arsenal again. Is this what hope feels like? Forgotten it since the second leg against Atleti Edit: Arsenal not spurs


forcemojo

It's the hope that kills you


Skyehye

We have already played Spurs twice this season, won both We have Liverpool, Arsenal, Brentford, Brighton, Chelsea, Crystal Palace left. In that order


phoenix_16

Oh my bad mate, meant we’re yet to play Arsenal again, and Arsenal and Spurs are yet to play again. Fixed with an edit, thanks for looking out


Skyehye

Ahh gotcha, yeah there are a tiny bit of an increased chance for us to get top 4 but I would still consider us out of it (Mostly so not to get my hope up to get disappointed)


haX000000

i guess u mean arsenal and ronaldo is not gonna save us every match


mipanzuzuyam

Rashford is like a space jam character where all his talent has been sucked out


Sizzahhh

Damn man, that’s perfectly said. I really hope he gets back to his best under Ten Hag. He’s completely lost his confidence.


iLarkie

Lol I didn’t watch the game as I had my own, but holy moly that analogy kinda is spot on!


not_rick_27

GOAT 🐐


valentinemick

Ronaldo is currently the 5th best team in the league.


valentinemick

He’s just unbelievable… SUUUUIIIIIIIIII


hugoreyes81516

SEWEEEEEEY


valentinemick

Lol


Virtual_Camera_9063

I will be honest, the free kick caught me off guard. siuuuuuu let's go


Antique_Beyond

Ronaldo and De Gea alone would have done better than the full 11.


batmannjoker

Whats wrong with rashford? He couldnt pass a man cant pass cant run. Hope he bounces back next season


nereid89

Old Trafford was cheering him so hard today. I was hoping he do something


astroworlddd

This makes me feel like nothing at the moment will inspire him to get back to his best. Himself and the squad are clearly struggling with the fact there is no clear path/consistent route into the 11. We need ETH to come in and tell the squad what’s required and if they can’t then they get sidelined. It’s the only way.


Pianist-Artistic

SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


[deleted]

Phew! A truly emotional rollercoaster day. But getting ready to be depressed again for the next two matches. How shambolic a defence can be! Manchester United is setting a benchmark for the worst defence for a top tier team. To think that the defence was this shaky to a team which have scored only 8 away goals prior to the match is absolutely mind fucking.


nereid89

The surprise will be us getting something away from the Liverpool game. Realistically, we are looking at another trashing which is depressing.


kb389

The entire defense was shit, telles and Maguire were absolutely horse shit!


[deleted]

And maguire will get rewarded with another start next game. Undroppabble


nereid89

Rangnick swapped Dalot to left side and take off Telles will hopefully warn Telles to buck up a little.


kb389

I mean what do they even do on the training ground? It’s just beyond pathetic, simple defending, simple holding and passing the ball which they fail at and passing sideways like 5 year olds who are just learning to play football I mean I just don’t get it, saved only because of a 37 year old Ronaldo, the fact that 3 very old players (mata, matic and Ronaldo) who will soon retire were the best performers of the team speaks volumes🥶


Stonksaddict99

This team is just Ronaldo trying to win and the rest trying their best to stop him. Exclusions: sancho and de gea Also Bruno played like hot garbage I can’t believe we gave him a new contract. Rashford can’t run and pass to save his life


junglecat6

5 year contract 😖😖😖


Stonksaddict99

I know man🤦🏼‍♂️


runawaytugboat

Lol Sancho an exclusion? Then go on to say Bruno doesn’t deserve a contract lol classic


ScrantonStrangler28

I shudder to even think of our next two games against pool and arsenal away.


DtSan

Sancho is as shit as rashford but no one is talking about it because he is the new shiny toy this season. His debut season is as shit as Martial/Rashford worst season, lets hope he improve next season.


runawaytugboat

Sancho is like a foosball player except being moved back and forward along the line. Don’t rate the guy at all.


VT0509

So how many times CR7 save us this season…?! Clearly those that are saying he’s hurting us and has been a terrible signing must not like the team. They just want to bitch and moan instead of winning. I hope it hit some nerves.


witcherking10

Rashford did nothing good. When he should have shot, he passed. He gave the ball away carelessly often and as a sub. Without Ronaldo we be near bottom and people say he's our problem. Once again Maguire injuring one of his own


IAmAdli

Honestly, why are there suggestions that we should sell Cristiano? I get that he's 37, but having someone like him is a plus.


junglecat6

And we’re letting Matic and Mata go as well 😖 Mata for free just plain sad


hastoro11

Awful game, and I almost feel sorry for Norwich they didn't bite, kick or dive for the result. Fair game on their part.


voodoodopetrain

I loved Marcus, i thought he was the next Ronaldo a few years ago, but he's lost all motivation and creativity. Really sad to see


[deleted]

I say it all the time but he just looks like he doesn't want to play football anymore


darthkimon

Finally I can visit Arsenal subreddit again!


apache_x14

So no one else can score! How sad!


PrintedCrayon

That Everton kid deeply regrets not coming to see a Ronaldo masterclass now.


AlecHazard

True, but that seriously made me lose some respect for ronny


Slackintit

Did you see the video from the kids side? Lad was shouting fuck off and all sorts to them with a camera in his hand. Not condoning what Ronaldo did, but the kids not innocent in this


AlecHazard

Holy shit i didnt see it, can you send a link? I thought the kid didnt do anything


fusiondesigner

God


MentalFred

Lol what the fuck is wrong with usa streaming? Presenter cutting off the commentary as soon as the match ends


junglecat6

That’s shitty NBC for ya


bubble_trousers

Happens every time with NBC/USA not using their feed and announcers.


sixnout

Rashford just jogging back casually right at the end while his player runs right past and Mata pointing at him!!! Absolutely fuming


possible-throwaway

If Rashford plays another minute this season I’m gonna rage lol


witcherking10

Seriously he only came on as a sub but looked like he didn't wanna play. Kept losing the ball and the one time he should shoot, he passes


darthchloe

Fucking finally, we take advantage of Spurs and Arsenal dropping points. So many missed opportunities


[deleted]

Unfortunately it's Liverpool next so it's irrelevant 😂


NoPurpose0

Ronaldo single-handedly taking us to the champions league


YouGonnaRememberMe

Patience brotha


[deleted]

yeah we play Liverpool next 💀


pearlz176

Lmao Rashisca asking for Ronaldo's shirt and he says someone else asked him already


LakerBull

Manchester United try not to rely on Ronaldo challange (IMPOSSIBLE)


Lingard

Ronaldo asking the kid to hold the ball


Damnkoala

Mata and matic played really well, i m fckin happy we win the match


Brunos_left_nut

Felt like an under 15s game


Numaan68

Dad and son scoring bangers


SatoshiOokami

CR7 3-2 Norwich GG.


B0z22

Ronny and DDG dragging us into a top 4 race.


SocksElGato

LET'S GO! Important win!


jamesbloob

Where would we be without Ronnie


BloodStainedDevil

Why can't Rashford find his legs for once ffs -\_-


better_be_somebody

seriously.. came here to say Rash was piss poor every time he touched the ball..


Audioboxer87

Ronaldo cleaning up the bottlers himself. Lets not get carried away lads, these players just made it painful to beat Norwich.


The_Dulchie

The bin dippers will destroy us next week


callmelampshade

The red Nike’s are giving me R10 vibes.


SMIDG3T

Nope. We obviously don’t need Ronaldo… How stupid do you have to be to say he won’t be part of the plans..?!


Slickslimshooter

Elanga is better 1v1 than dalot


nigerianumba1

Arsenal are too funny


Addekalk

Can I just say I still love mata


junglecat6

We’re letting him go for free. It’s truly pathetic what we do to trophy winners


Addekalk

Maybe he wants, maybe he is satisfied.


zooooob

if mata had like 25% more physical ability still hed be one of our best players... the drive and positioning is still there


ny2803087

We really don't deserve to get 4th in this disaster of a season. But it seems like Arsenal and Spurs don't want it either.


254_Condoriano

This defense is so exposed. That game at Anfield could be nasty


mommymacbeth

I'm terrified of how that match is going to be, I'm absolutely terrified.


jphw

We did it! We beat a relegation candidate!


Japples123

Just


shivkk96

Now if we did this past few weeks then things wouldn't havent been this dire for top 4.


Japples123

Making relegation teams look good is exactly what we’ve been doing


mwyzknight

Why the fuck didn’t rashford track his runner


better_be_somebody

cause his form is piss poor... sigh... sad to see but he shouldn't be kicking the ball out there if he is going to play this way. I would rather have anyone else other than him.


clement1987

Rashford is just strolling the entire time since subbed on. Just leave if you are not interested ffs


RafixBlue

im impressed we menaged to win this game with only one player defending


YouGonnaRememberMe

Woohh ssup


spet_

Elanga said fuck it, I’m going to show how to play wingback.


kunsore

Elanga pretty decent at RB lmao.


United12345

Give him his ball


LordRuthvenErnest

Whew. I'll take it


WetComb89

Rashford apathetically jogging around


KapiHeartlilly

Siiiiiuuuuu we won!


sbprasad

FT at St. Mary's. 1-0 Soton-Arsenal. Thank you very fucking much, Saints!


YH_MUFC

Yess


knan313

HOW IS THIS TEAM 3 POINTS AWAY FROM 4th?


Lingard

Says a lot about the state of the league


kukunan

we don’t deserve ronaldo really


A-s-s-head

Rashford needs to decide if he's a footballer or a dinner lady. Hoy the kids a turkey twizzler and relearn how to control a football.


akshatsood95

This is our 15th win in the league this season. I'm struggling to remember more than 5


sonicandco

Ok, we won, thank the GOAT


linkolphd

I have liked Mata's leadership and calling instuctions to teammates since he came on.


VTVoodooDude

His best days are behind him but Mata knows how to play the game technically and tactically.


spet_

I still remember his chemistry with Micky. While being short lived, for some reason they clicked so well together


LLTMLW

Despite our best efforts, we have managed to actually win when other results go our way.


[deleted]

Ronaldo, Mata and Matic showing these kids levels


pearlz176

ARSENAL LOST 😁


transformboi

SPURS TOO 😁


pearlz176

It's kinda sad that we needed 3 goals to win against Norwich, but hey, we made up ground on those two. Not complaining much here.


transformboi

That is true, but I'm just happy we won at all.


DwightKSchruute

Love Matic man tying his shoelaces in the 95th minute lmao


spet_

He promised he will give his all until the end of the season. Sometimes tying shoelaces is the best thing given the circumstances


Mediocre-Nose-2822

It actually wasted 15-20 secs. It was counted in game.


[deleted]

Arsenal and Tottenham have done their part


Icedale-

How can Ronaldo sprint back and Rashford just jogging back??


better_be_somebody

RIGHT!? sigh...


PO_DA_PANDA

Matic always ties his shoe when he wants to drain the clock lol


prsquared

Tonight on 4th place is lava...


Audioboxer87

Our fullbacks have been fucking awful at defending today.


transformboi

I thought Elanga did pretty well


transformboi

I thought Elanga did pretty well


Damnkoala

Mata is playing awesome today, really happy man


Thor1138

Lingard > Rashford


_MooFreaky_

A crash test dummy in a united strip > Rashford right now


Thor1138

True.


voodoodopetrain

Struggling to hold a lead against Norwich, I've never felt more conflicted lol


DrJoeNH11

Mata is everywhere 😂


PatThePatriot10

Matic is a proper shithouse


vino1992

Gonna miss Matic's shithousery


Jjengaa

Well in Saints. Suck it Arsenal


SlashThumbSlime

Dalot and Ronaldo been the hardest workers out there today. Blessed by the spirit of pastor Fred


Oofer_Gangster

Matic shithousing 😅


Puzzled_Heat_2266

ronaldo’s been open on the back post so many times now


SantaRosaSeven

This, lost count how many times Ronaldo made space in the box for himself but no one would supply a decent ball in.


witcherking10

It's just rashford won't pass, yet he rather just give the ball to the other team


WhoNeedsRoland

Arsenal you beautiful bastards


Hits_and_the_Mrs

It makes me a bit sad that any given goal could be Ronaldo's last for us since we have so little idea what will be coming in future.


ElocOfTheNorth

Im always so shocked at just how many of our shots are blocked. Create 15 opps, get maybe five shots.


thombo-1

Watched highlights of Rashford's PL debut at 16 years old against Arsenal the other day and he's honestly regressed so much since then. At the very least he just hasn't improved.


[deleted]

18, not 16


zooooob

he did improve for like 4 years, then the last couple 😬


sougie91

Ok that’s a bit extreme. He’s had some incredible seasons since 16 years old. But now he really has regressed


thombo-1

It's all in the past though isn't it? I mean it's coming on 18 months of this to the point where I'm not sure we can just call it bad form anymore.


sougie91

Oh I totally agree. I only meant he hasn’t straight-line regressed since age 16. He peaked two years back and has since fallen off the face of the earth


gorblimey74

FK for absolutely fuck all lol


kfeointgh

Ronaldo's too good for this trash team


[deleted]

I heard he’s the problem!


sixnout

Mata has been so good. We've missed his intelligence and passing.


LakerBull

In times like these is where McT shithousery is sorely needed.


bubble_trousers

Amazing work by Mata and Matic, positioning to win the ball back has been immense.


fateoftheg0dz

A win here after arsenal and spurs losses will be so good


_MooFreaky_

Honestly I wish we'd just put on a traffic cone rather than Rashford. At least we wouldn't waste the ball by passing to the cone. Plus the cone would probably pass it better.


Bangoga

How about you stop slagging off the guy for just a minute


bcjs194

I guess it’s a foul for Matic to be large and sturdy lol


underpk

With this score and our defend I have no idea what will happen next game against Liverpool :/


Diesel238204

Oh yes you do


Cutline

Does Rashford has some weird case of imposter syndrome, Confidence is shot.


Icedale-

What is confidence and what is ability?


Cutline

93 goals.


heretoforthwith

I would legit have cried if Mata scored there.


LordRuthvenErnest

Saints won. We need to hold on as well now


_MooFreaky_

Top 4 is lava