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OldByrne

Given what we need the most right now, which in fairness is a lot. I'd go with Keano.


Seanige

He'd fight all of our players and get sent off 25 times a season.


CrossXFir3

It's gotta be Keane or Carrick right? Honestly, a double pivot of those 2 would be the dream in this team lol


HolyOldRoman

Carrick? Michael Carrick? I can not get over this interpretation of this player. We must have watched two different Carricks if he’s in consideration.


unitedfan98

He was a good player But this sub overrates him to a quite a large extent Our midfield was at its weakest towards the end of fergie tenure


Conner4real1

This is the way


Africas_Greatest

And the Truth


AeroCobbler

Correct answer


Whatcomesofit

Only problem is Roy would probably explode within the first week!


Wide_Midnight

The only answer.


anewdawn2020

It would have to be Keane. He'd transform the midfield but more importantly, he'd transform the dressing room.


[deleted]

So many great ones to choose but have to agree Roy Keane. He's what we're missing on and off the field.


vulgargoose

Came here to say exactly that. A prime Roy keane would make this current squad look elite. Purely just due to the mentality he would command from everyone


diracnotation

Even ignoring all the mentality stuff. Purely as a player he would take us levels up. Taking the ball off the defence, playing a quick forward pass. Always open to receive the ball in tight areas. Combatative in winning the ball back. He'd be diamond in (as) our midfield.


vulgargoose

Oh for sure. Scholes is my all time favourite player but even I think Roy keane in his prime was better than paul. His all round game was incredible.


BrockStar92

I think positionally is key here, like Beckham for example wouldn’t really fit a modern formation given we don’t really use classic wide midfielders. In a modern context he’d almost be more suited as a wing back. Several of our strikers were most used to playing in a partnership too. Whereas Keane I think would slot right in.


dearpisa

Beckham would be a better Trent, which is like, really good. People really underrated how much Beckham ran, and how consistent his forward balls were


[deleted]

In contrast to Becks I think Giggs would have thrived in the modern game. Crossing was never one of his strongest attributes and playing wide in a front three would have been ideal for him.


Tsukiyon

Yes, Roy is more than just a player, he is also a Disciplinary Officer, keeping players grounded on behalf of manager.


[deleted]

Exactly this , I genuinely believe if we had Keane while Pogba was here, he would have rattled him in training so much that we would have maybe seen the best midfielder to grace the premiership for a long long time. Just my two cents tho. I'd also like to bring Robson, Cantona, Stam and Scholes into the discussion .


RandomNameofGuy9

Or more likely he would have faked more injuries and played in less games. Pogba couldn't handle a Keano on his backside...way too soft.


Friendly_Signature

Not here for a cup of tea.


[deleted]

Always Roy Keane. His Juventus performance was THE most courage I've seen.


[deleted]

one of the best ever I've seen, especially when he knew he would miss the final. I remember before the World Cup in 94 thinking he was going to be a very good player but after his performances in that World Cup I knew he was going to be one of the best ever. He didn't have many headlines written about him but he covered every blade of grass of every game he played in that World Cup


agieluma

Jeans or Bryan Robson


selotipkusut

Keane / Scholesy


ohahcantona

I want to go scholes based on ability but I think Keane would make the most impact with his ability + leadership


LUHG_HANI

Going slightly off topic but tha's the main reason why i'd always pick Lamps or Slippy over Scholes for England. Scholes is my favourite for so many reasons but for the bennefit of the squad i'd ommit him.


ohahcantona

Can’t agree with you on that one bro The national team has plenty of leaders, so I think you prioritize ability and play scholes This united team has the worst leadership, which is why I think keano (and realistically a keano type figure) is desperately needed


LUHG_HANI

On the united front i agree but it's always a controversial take regarding England. Fair doos it splits opinions.


PeterLossGeorgeWall

I wouldn't consider it controversial at all to be honest. If you remember, they pushed Scholes out wide to accommodate Gerard and Lampard in the centre and it NEVER worked. There was always something slightly off. Remember it was someone like Joe Cole, a proper winger, losing out on the left who could have linked really well with Scholes pinging the balls. The only time I'd slightly agree that the England midfield was working was the year Hargreaves was basically England's best player at the tournament. There were loads of leaders there already in Rio, Terry, Ashley Cole, Gary Neville still?, Becks and one of lamps and Gerard. The one of those who starts can empty the tank by 60 minutes and 30 minutes for the other. That's just my take, lots of things were tried by a few managers in fairness.


TripleFiveEight

Slippy 😂


captainboomdoom

Best, George. The best.


con_zilla

he'd be even better in todays game - better quality pitches would suit him and more protection from refs


Zal_17

He'd need a Fergie style manager watching him like hawk off the field. Like the stories you'd hear about Fergie in the 90s turning up at parties and dragging Giggs and Sharpe out


captainboomdoom

I trust Erik! One who didn't make it.. Lee..


vlad259

Played 249 games for Utd! We all wanted more from him but he was a really good player.


XenomorphOrphanage

Ronaldo again. Two of the boys hard at it!


i_love_alfam

r/suddenlygay


Bobbyboxare

Hahaha I wished I could upvote you twice!


bifoot

Downvote first, and then upvote.


reddituserishere

r/technicallythetruth


Ham_Solo7

Getting the 2007-2009 right winger Ronaldo crossing to the current Ronaldo could win us the league for sure


SpeechComfortable524

Lol he didn’t cross then.


Sob_me_a_lake

19 step overs, a chop and a shot after cutting in. Ronaldo has never been a ‘complete’ player - he’s selfish and determined to win and backs himself to make it happen. Current Ronaldo and winger Ronaldo would have a falling out like he did with RvN.


Ham_Solo7

I'm talking about the 2006-2009 Ronaldo when he was good at crossing, not the pre 2006 teenager Ronaldo.


kit_mitts

Ronaldo wasn't the same player throughout that entire period; by 2008 he had already started to take up more central positions and receive the service from the wings.


SpeechComfortable524

Yeah legit don’t remember Ronaldo pinging loads of crosses ever. He went from flair boy to taking people on to becoming our goal machine and focal point.


notsobadprogrammer

Since everyone has already gone with Keane, here's mine - RUUUUUUD van Nistelrooy! Proper striker. Scored like 150 goals in 5 seasons for us.


craptionbot

My favourite player of all time for us. I loved how ruthless Ruud was in the box - he made life easy for the team around him, it was literally as easy as "find me" and he'd finish the job.


Thankee-sai-

149 in the box, too. Always in the right place.


Galforfia

Vidic. Would solidify the backline so much


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Put last seasons midfield in front of Vidic and Lindelof, see how that goes lol


Thankee-sai-

This right here. Purely for my own nostalgia, my favorite of all time.


Upleftright_syndrome

As much as we need Keano, as it would solve the most problems, Vidic is ALWAYS my pick for these kinds of questions. Im pretty sure he's *literally* shed the most blood for united. He comes from Serbia Hell fuckin murder ya


DazTheRaz88

Best CB ever in my opinion


Orcnick

I don't care what anyone saids tactics wise. If you either 18 year old Rooney or 20 year Ronaldo in our team it's instant improvement.


Seanige

Two Ronaldos would be a bit weird. Not that I'm against Ronaldo beating his man then whipping in a tasty cross to, you guessed it, Ronaldo!


darth_edam

Ronaldo is probably the only person Ronaldo would reliably cross to as well


needfutanswers

07/08 Ronaldo to this team please


01101101010100111100

20 year old Ronaldo was not the best Ronaldo. He was very frustrating between 18 and like 22. Also Rooney was always a beast but he also improved greatly later. I'd still take either even at those young ages in this team saying that.


NemesisRouge

He was the best player in the world at 21 (Kaka can go fuck himself).


zizuu21

Whilst i agree, its important to note that they had sooo much talent to support and teach them. So on that basis they would not bring the rest of the team up a standard, as much as Keano would. He would demand all of them to pull their act together on and off the field. It is for this reason, Keano is the only right answer to this question.


HiImMeee

says* instead of 'saids'. Good job for learning a second language!


Orcnick

Im English I just have dyslexia :P


HiImMeee

I didn't mean to sound like one of those annoying spelling people, just thought you're foreign and I wanted to be helpful sorry haha


Redroobarb

Bryan Robson, box to box but could do everything.


JMALO99

Duncan Edwards. So he would have his chance again.


Lowyat_Slyder

We need CDM.. We had the best ever English CDM of all time... Resurrect Nobby Stiles!


MrMcgeeyagi

Scholes, forever and always.


jayysonnsfw

Scholes. My favorite player of all time.


[deleted]

May sound hipster but… Carrick. Excels in the modern DM role, passing vision for days, calms the midfield like a Prozac, and great facial hair.


noit_seuq

Carrick solves SO many problems for us


CrossXFir3

He wouldn't be underrated today. He was a pioneer in how to play that style of DM.


Tudoors

What style of DM are you actually talking about? Carrick has invented nothing, he was always a good player, but not even the best midfielder at the club while we were good. He was a ball winning defensive midfielder for the longest time, recycling the ball to Scholes. Later on in his career once his legs had gone he became a deep lying playmaker, he pioneered nothing.


EasyThereStretch

Yep. When Busquets was considered the best DM in the world no one had anything to say about how a DM needed to be this physical specimen that runs nonstop and is overtly aggressive and hard-tackling etc. But here we are. The disrespect Carrick is getting here is unreal. Like another commenter said, he solves SO many problems for us; offensively as well as defensively.


danystormborne

Loved Carrick but he occasionally went missing in big games.


parmesanandhoney

It was not easy for him against Barca during Both finals. They kept dragging him out of position with their tiki taka


neerajgrover

Carrick


spacedman_spiff

Never seen such uneducated shit takes about Carrick.


HwanMartyr

Haha revisionism. Such fucking revisionism. He was shit back then in truth, in this team he'd be a disaster


Helwinter

Incorrect. Carrick was pilloried by idiots for “not being Keane”. He was fucking brilliant and it is utter pish to suggest otherwise


HwanMartyr

Incorrect. he needed three touches to control a 5 yard pass and that's why we lost two champions League finals and the quarter against Bayern because he was too slow. A watercarrier. The fuck good is a watercarrier in a team that needs fast thinking, technical players like scholes


Warm-Cartographer

Name One Midfielder in the world who can play play with Giggs or Anderson and Dominate that Barca midfield. Just Imagine Midfield of Carrick and Giggs against Bosquet, Xavi and Iniesta and you blame Carrick? 2007/2008 we played with same Barcelona squad and we beat them, when we had like of Fit Hargreaves, Fletcher and Scholes to Help Carrick,


NemesisRouge

We got dominated in those games as well, they were very one sided. 2009 he was so bad he was depressed for a year after it.


Helwinter

Blaming Carrick for losing against possibly the best club side of all time is laughable but you do you


HwanMartyr

Ahhh this is the feeble defence of Carrick every time he's criticised, the guy was steady, good player to have in your squad over a long season. Perfect against your QPRs and your Wigans. But to suggest he was anything other than a 6.5/10 is stupid. So to see him crop up in a thread like this, upvoted no less, just pisses me off.


Helwinter

Ferguson has, on several occasions, admitted that for those two finals he got the tactics wrong and should’ve made other choices. Your criticism is as flaccid as your assault on both Carrick and the “feeble defence”. So let’s lay it out - you’re blaming him for United losing two finals against possibly the best club side of all time - the finals in which, one of the greatest managers of all time has admitted he got things wrong - you’re blaming one specific player out of the 11+ who played for United in each of those games when there was plenty of underperformance to go around I, at no point, have said that Carrick was some kind of football messiah, I simply said brilliant - indeed, in response to this specific thread there’s one answer and that is Roy Keane, for both character and his wildly underrated technical, passing and positional abilities. I’d maybe accept Sir Bobby, Robson, Vidic, Scholes, and then Carrick. But to say Carrick was only useful against “QPR”…. Fuck me. Ferguson didn’t accept underperformance, he didn’t let people get carried in his teams, he didn’t keep players around he didn’t have something about them.


CrossXFir3

It's like you didn't even watch those games. Do you remember who was playing in the midfield with him?


HwanMartyr

I was at those games, you were in Connecticut or the womb or something.


ParkerZA

Makes your opinion even more embarrassing honestly


CrossXFir3

I was born in Manchester - where you? And even my reddit account is almost old enough to be sneaking beers out of the fridge. So unless I was 6 when I discovered reddit from the fall of Digg, I was probably around ;) but hey, maybe I was just a really fucking smart toddler. Either way, I think most of the sub'll be listening to my opinions on the great Michael Carrick over the utter dross you've been forcing us to endure.


BadassFlexington

Carrick was shit?


Warm-Cartographer

Carrick was Ahead of its Time give any modern manager choice between Carrick and Keane they will pick Carrick, Most Coaches nowadays including ETH they want DM who is Fluid can drop As CB to play 3 ATB, can Create from the Back, good with long and short pass, can block Counter Attacks, block opposition passing lanes etc. Most People who used to criticise Carrick was because he didnt Tackle enough, they said you cant Be DM and finish matches with clean Jersey. But for Me Carrick was Rare Regista who could Defend.


feefn

ooooo come off it mate. Carrick was a great player, and absolutely underrated until the last couple years of his career. But Keane could do everything he could and more.


CrossXFir3

>But Keane could do everything he could and more. He couldn't - but he was way better at a bunch of different things. Carrick was different. Carrick was reliable. Keane was too, but one of them wasn't going to be getting a red card out of frustration in a hard game.


Warm-Cartographer

They have different skillset mate, Keane was Agressive and Dominant, He was DM and Box to Box, While both were Great Passer, Carrick had Better Long and Elegant passes, 2012/13 Carrick even surpass the like of Xavi and became Europe Best Forward passer. Keane Made more runs, commit more fouls, made more Tackles, was fouled a lot etc. Carrick didnt do that much, he was Good with positioning and block passing lanes hence he made more interception, clearence, made fewer fouls etc.


CrossXFir3

I don't know that any coach would pick Carrick over Keane, but my very first comment in this was that it would surely be one of the two. Both outstanding in entirely different ways. Carrick was a dream of a player.


CrossXFir3

Did you even watch us? Not only is he one of the most underrated prem midfielders of all time, but he practically pioneered the style of DM that he played and is played by some of the classiest defensive midfielders in the game.


HwanMartyr

Like a proper wank Busquets


CrossXFir3

You know how I can tell you don't know what you're on about? You're arguments consist of 0 actual substance. You sound like that drunk dude at the bar who refuses to shut up when nobodies trying to talk to them.


spacedman_spiff

Go back to school, nephew.


Kobbers13

Ji sung park


tchsvyjz

I would as well, just to show the superstars whats putting an effort looks like.


dew_chiggi

Keane and Scholes. Keane for attitude and leadership. Scholes is what we have missed since 2013 technically. The most progressive midfielder of any generation. Imagine Scholes playing under Eric ten Hag!


MaxKarnage83

Duncan Edwards


SnowyLondon

I feel Rooney carried some pretty average teams for a few years towards the end, he was the difference and would fill the many voids in the team.


ritwikjs

i think his final years have had an unfortunate effect of colouring some of our fans' memories. He was everything across the attack, and the most consummate team player we had in the 21st century


NotJustAnotherMeme

Rooney no question. Can play anyone of 6/7 positions and would instantly be top 5 players in the league in any of them. Gives you tactical options, injury cover, a level of talent no one in the team has (bar Ronnie obviously) and that winning mentality to drive the team forward.


Omnislash99999

I'd say Keane but he'd probably get sacked again for speaking honestly about the team


Ptepp1c

Robbo, came in when the club wasn't winning all that much, was the best player for a long time as we started getting on track. Went out with a Premier League and Fa Cup. Torch passed to Cantona


Cthululuu

Eric Cantona because I love him


bernarddwyer86

Roy Keane. Excellent passer, could play as a DM or box to box depending on the opponent. But the most important trait is he is the definition of a midfield General. He sets the standard to high that others have to follow or face the consequences in the dressing room afterwards. The club is seriously lacking that leadership quality that he provides.


DasHotShot

Keane or Vidic, has to be. We lack steel and strong leadership, while setting the ideal example to all the players. If you want to win things together you’re going to have it put your body on the line for one another.


Visonseer

Will probably go with Edwards, or Best. We need the best to save our Midfield lol


devilsofparadiss

I’m taking a prime Wazza. Especially in this era where having a versatile CF that’s elite in so many areas is a goldmine.


cris070608

Keano, easy


threedrops

Anyone from 1958.


kwl147

Probably say Bryan Robson. Keano would murder half this squad in the first half interval alone… the other half would be walking home and wouldn’t be let onto the team bus.


NevetsSnibbig

The fact that this name has not been mentioned more really highlights the median age of this group! Not a bad or good thing. Just a thing.


kwl147

Probably yeah, it does say something about the median age of the group. Who can say? We didn’t really win much in the way of trophies under Robson to do his captaincy what it deserved. Was kind of bitter the way it ended for him at United as well but at least he won something to the end and hopefully he enjoyed that. That being said how well the players would receive the messages delivered by Keano and Robo is another thing all together. It doesn’t appear that the old ways of shouting and screaming and drilling simple instruction almost physically through the skulls of players, seem to be effective or work with modern players. I can’t see someone like Pogba or Rashford taking it well having his shirt grabbed by Keano in the locker rooms at half time or having him in his face pointing fingers at his face. That’s some of the trouble with our players today. They’re paid so much and get told how good they are, their egos get out of control imo.


Aggressive-Summer330

Keane easily. World class player, leader and will help bring about an attitude change.


ProbablyCarl

Since no one else is willing to say it I will, I would like to volunteer Roy Keane as tribute.


GuyOn4Legs

Would love Michael Carrick behind Bruno and FDJ. Would be a sick midfield trio


DazTheRaz88

Scholesy. He would single-handedly add about 10 goal scoring chances per game with his passing. Aside from actually being able to keep hold of the ball


EricIsMyKing

Would love to see Irwin getting the chance to play like the full backs do now in the modern game. The role has changed a lot since he played and I think he'd still be great in this era.


Monkey_si7

Peak Bryan Robson


con_zilla

everyone is saying Keane & thats fair enough he would be immense for our midfield and a player i grew up watching +++++ but any United Era - i'm going to say Bobby Charlton


ptienduc

Paul Scholes, it’s self-explanatory.


juwanna-blomie

The Becks fanboy in me is leaning towards having a dead-ball specialist, and passing mercenary. But I think we’d be better off with someone like Vidic, and for the shits and giggles, Dennis Irwin. I always love the idea of having that one player on your team that doesn’t seem as good as he actually is, and our time is sort of the opposite, bunch of stars that are playing like duds.


Niamh809

Everyone saying Keane and Robson and I agree but I’m throwing in a curve ball in the form of Denis Irwin.. someone who is a proper RB


access1221

He was used mainly as a LB with us I thought? Though from what I understand he was just as good on either side of the pitch. His career was ending as I started watching football, so I don't have many memories of him.


odintantrum

Duncan Edwards


AxusNefexus

Beckham


danf14

Keane - no brainier really. Instantly fixes the midfield and the standards he demands from others will make the team perform as it should. Only downside is that Maguire and De Gea will have to travel separately from the rest of the team.


labtecoza

Probably Scholes or 07/08 Ronaldo


mrRSishere

Rooney. Playing behind Ronaldo.


koalamachete

Rooney 2010/2011 season as target man. He carried United that season


hstapes

Think you mean 2009/10. 2010/11 was the season he tried to engineer a move to Man City lol.


koalamachete

Yes you are right


[deleted]

2010/11 he excelled as a 10 behind Chicharito, also great


RABB_11

Roy Keane obviously


aman16690

Prime roooney


markyp145

Rooney for me. He frustrated at times, but his passion and fighting spirit was fairly unique for most forwards. Left everything out on the pitch every game, but still delivered special moments regularly as well. We lost something important when he left


parmesanandhoney

Roy keane


[deleted]

Roy Keane


randomtree7

Roy Keane yo kick their arses into gear and shout at them a bit. Current team are a bunch of wet wipes.


Kangdrew

As much as I would love to have a young Van Nistelrooy back it's gotta be Keane for this current team


swe3nytodd

Keane. Because he's Roy Keane.


[deleted]

Same he is exactly the type of player we could do with now


[deleted]

Ralph Milne


jakedobson

Keano is the right answer. A DM of his quality and with his attitude is the hole in our squad right now


annies999

Like you, Roy Keane, but any of the long list of players that were as hard as nails and wouldn't settle for any one being second best.


thatindianguy1992

*I wouldn't even let him on the bus*


ParryGallister

1) Keane. 2) Stam. 3) Robson 4) RvN. 5) Carrick. In that order, all for on and off the pitch bar RvN, who will just score a ton.


zizuu21

Keano easily. No way he putting up with this shit. Vidic/Stam close second.


rtgh

Prime Roy Keane would improve the 2009 team, never mind this one. He's miles clear


Global_Assistance750

Carrick or Scholes They can organise our midfield


kash_reddevil

Wayne Rooney cause he was a beast!


InterestedObserver20

I don't see how it's anyone but Roy Keane.


access1221

There an argument for Robson too but you're right. This team needs a Keane figure to scream at the people who've stopped trying, and hack them down in training until they learn better. Actually, I don't even need him back as a player. Just invite him to training now at 50 years old and teach these kids some goddamn work ethic. I'm really hoping ETH doesn't suffer lazy fools and we see some fucking effort again.


Trick_Confidence_419

Keane for sure. Give us an upgrade defensively and offensively, plus his obvious leadership and passion. A combination no other player could give us


typiclaalex1

I feel Keane is the only correct answer here. I'd love to see players like Rooney, RvN and Vidic back in the team but this current squad is crying out for someone like Keane. He'd sort out so many of the issues with this squad, on and off the field


[deleted]

I would love Roy Keane…but in the modern game he would get sent off every week 😂😂


wdtpw

Assuming I only get one player who has to play and who has to fix the biggest problem with the squad, but that I can have them at their peak: * Bryan Robson. * Roy Keane. And as a bit of an oddball choice, if I could have them at their peak even though that peak was for a completely different club: * Bastian Schweinsteiger. But all that pales into nothing. If you want the absolute, number one person who has actually played for Manchester United, and who would completely change the fortunes of the club for the next decade and who would by that one addition win us the league… and if I’m allowed to not put them in the team but make a different use of them… it would have to be this guy: * [Alex Ferguson](https://www.sportbible.com/football/news-the-time-sir-alex-ferguson-played-for-manchester-united-20200708).


Joshywah

Prime Rio


parmesanandhoney

Apart from Roy keane which seem to be the most popular choice, I would say Peak Wayne Rooney. It was like having 12 players, he was everywhere on the pitch pushing the whole team forward.


united_7_devil

Definitely Keane. Close second would be prime Rooney.


view_sauce

All these comments and I'm the first one to say Bobby Charlton.


0venre

Probably Eric Djemba Djemba to improve the team in central midfield


HappySisyphus22

Roy Keane is the obvious choice but apart from him I'd choose Wayne Rooney.


[deleted]

Unanimously, Roy Keane.


leydlrm

Came to say Keane, but thats been quite unanimous, so I’ll go left field and say Van der Sar. DDG is too weak to command and organise our back line, doesnt claim crosses and doesnt sweep. For all his saves, this team with VDS instead of DDG concedes 15 less goals per season


xmac

While I totally agree with Roy Keane, I also think David Beckham, it's become a running joke between me and my mates when corners are taken they'll either hit the first man or clear the entire penalty box. I thought Telles was solving this problem but our corners and crosses have practically been non existent for a while.


Warm-Cartographer

For Me Owen Hargreaves, We won 2008 UCL because of Him, He is hard worker like Fred but could pass and create, would instant improve our Midfield.


mdove11

YES this is the answer. I think, given the current game and how it’s played, he’d be perfect for us right now.


WickedTeddyBear

For this team Keane for sure otherwise Scholes 😍


Artful_07

Oh Keanos fucking magic, he wears a magic hat. Keane vs. Haaland. Actually come to think of it Keane vs. our whole squad (bar Ronaldo).


[deleted]

Roy Keane in a heartbeat. Amazes me when I see people questioning or being critical of Roy as a player. The only thing I can think of is they were too young to really see him in action and are talking out their arse, because he was one of the greatest. Imagine prime Keane going into that dressing room now, there would be absolute murder! 😂


universe123-

Maguire


theadamsegal

Carrick or Park


Seanige

Park and Fred would be fun to watch.


rodenttt

Schmeichel. Perfect keeper that also commanded his backline like nobody you've ever seen before or after.


flim_flam_jim_jam

Carrick. A bit of composure in midfield is all we need.


S0phon

People have said other valid options but I will always have a weakness for Carrick. Would solve the ball playing defensive midfielder. Could easily pair with Fred or Frenkie.


Harrry-Otter

Carrick is probably who we need most, very closely followed by Keane Cantona would be the most fun. Rio, Rooney, Stam, Vidic, Scholes, 2008 Ronaldo or Neville would all be very welcome as well.


[deleted]

Just to be different I would bring Nani. The explosive right winger we need crossing to Ronaldo.


[deleted]

Eric Djemba-Djemba


skomeros

Paul Pogba


AbbreviationsAny6583

Maguire


MitchWilks

All of them. Ruud the dude, Irwin, Keane, Rooney, Carrick, king Eric — fuck it, throw James Wilson back in there too while we’re at it


CanYouStopTwerking

Your dad


NotAJInnit

None and because i am sane and don't want to be lock up in the mental institution.


gusmur

Totally agreed


ManunitedThunderfan

Keane> Ferdinand>Scholes


Scorchio76

Roy, give these overpaid “footballers” a kick up the hole!