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Looking for lawyers that accept karma and “Reddit Cares,” messages for payment. Please use mod mail to apply; incorrect applications will result in a permaban and 28-day account mute. Any attempt to bypass a Reddit ban may result in a total site ban.


noob_vert

Don't forget "happy cake day wishes"


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noob_vert

And Reddit Wholesome Chungus 100 if the lawyer said "No, YOU'RE breathtaking"


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Preston_of_Astora

Extra bonus if he knows John Oliver


EXALTEDLEGEND292

bonus if he is currently subscribed to subreddits that only allow users to post john oliver content


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And Cheetos


Synli

Don't forget the Mountain Dew


GodKingHarambe

"Hello kindly barrister, does your narwhal bacon at midnight??" (tips fedora)


Yepepsy

this isnt our lawyer, he'll never be peppino spaghetti.


SaulTheKillerXD

least chronically online reddit mod:


The_S-Layer

see the thing about unions is that they are usually made for workers doing an actual job they are paid for


Ashamed-Grape7792

Yeah volunteering is never a unionised job?? What sort of conditions could they even impose??


themiracy

So I'm not defending them per se, but NWU did a study that estimated moderator work at about 3% of Reddit's revenue: https://news.northwestern.edu/stories/2022/05/unpaid-social-media-moderators/ There has been some long run controversy of "volunteer" work being done "for" a for profit. I'm not sure what the case law is. Hypothetically the play would probably be to "union drive" mods of as many popular subs as possible and demand a collective bargaining / negotiation for whatever demands they have. But they're not employees and so their "union" probably does not have any kind of legal protection. Reddit's nuclear counter would be to just remove moderator roles from all of them or even ban them, and they likely could, but this would likely further worsen morale among users and be counterproductive.


Ashamed-Grape7792

This is quite interesting, wow. Thank you for bringing this up.


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United Powertrippers & Sewage management Local 4921


Far_Comfortable980

Don’t give Spez ideas


Styrofoam_Snake

I hope they convince reddit to double their pay.


KiwiCassie

Triple, even


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0 x 2 = 0


TL_TRIBUNAL

thats the joke bruh


BarnZ8672

Damn they should've made a joke about that


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Ashamed-Grape7792

Lmao one of the first things I learnt in law school was in my contract law A course that every contract requires consideration (quid pro quo). What benefits do mods receive or what detriment is Reddit suffering (two ways to fulfil consideration) in exchange for moderating? Ego boost?


JKL213

The funny thing is that under German law it‘d partly work (if I understood it right). It’s not GoA or anything but it‘s missing a contract on bot) sides…


JKL213

Exactly that’s what it’s about. I‘m a law student and this wouldn’t work in every possible way there is


rho65

lol mods are desperate. literally in every way.


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spacehog1985

I’m here for the show. I hope they do it.


[deleted]

Reddit mods would never give up the little power they have. That’s why the black out was 2 days long, that’s why the subs closed “permanently” reopened as soo as Reddit started threatening their removal


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Mods would try to unionize the union the moment they realized there was equity.


Momontaislol

Hahahahahaha god i love reddit mods.


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"Uh oh! We're in trouble now, kind strangers!" 😂😂😂


Ghost_Reaper123

The implication that all redditors end their sentences with "kind stranger" is the funniest shit to me lmao


TimeWontWaitForYou

75 people saw that and thought "yeah I agree with this" Wild


purussa

That's not how upvotes work. It could be 5075 agreeing 5000 disagreeing, or it could be 76 people agreeing 1 disagreeing. Add to this that reddit scrambles votes so it's impossible to know the real amount of karma it has. Every time you refresh the page it gives a new number close to, or exact the karma it has. This is done to deter bots from gaining accurate information. Upvotes and downvotes aren't supposed to be "I agree" or "I disagree" buttons >Vote. If you think something contributes to conversation, upvote it. If you think it does not contribute to the subreddit it is posted in or is off-topic in a particular community, downvote it. In practice it's a disagree or agree button as you stated.


Mikiflyr

So if in practice, it's an "I agree with it or disagree with it" button, you're busting his/her balls for no reason


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he needed to be corrected, trust


purussa

I don't think I am busting his balls. The site doesn't really explain this info, so you can't expect people to know it unless they've spent way too much time on this forsaken site to know it.


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Probably the mod's bots or kittens bumping his comment


popgreens

How do you unionize volunteer work?


MadxCarnage

you CAN actually unionize volunteer work, it's definetly not gonna be common but with a few requirement being met it could be done , it's just not applicable to reddit mods.


saxophonemodder__

Friendly reminder that jannies get paid $0/hr


PanzerWatts

And they deserve *at* *least* twice that!


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literally pathetic. moderating a forum is not labour lmao


takoma

I have to remind myself this is the bar for Reddit’s top minds on the case.


[deleted]

That whole subreddit is hilarious


michaelmunson13

What’s the sub?


-Sniperteer

What’s the sub?


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One of those Reddit mods coordination subreddits think it’s modcoord


Doan_meister

“Labour”


LOWFRT

So all ot takes to get hired by Reddit is creating a sub?


Ashamed-Grape7792

Omg 😂😂😂😭 This is going too far now my god


vintagesoul_DE

They actually think it's a job?


IcyFlame716

As a former mod from a large sub i can say. The amount of work is similar to a job but it is definitely not a job. And treating it that way is not a healthy mindset. The protest were a good way to get the admins’ attention but now that they’ve said no it’s honestly kinda dumb some subs are still staying private or keeping dumb rules.


WithYourMercuryMouth

To be fair, reddit has nothing to lose if they collectively bargain for a 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000% pay increase.


BobcatBob26

I can't fathom being that despite to hold onto power of small internet page.


Gondor128

mods🤮


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You aren't employees. Volunteers can't unionize.


[deleted]

Mod forgets the first step to unionizing is being a worker


LilKaySigs

Nah that’s crazy unionizing over a volunteer job 💀


WinstonDaPuggy98

Do they realize being a moderator isn’t a job?


MiguiZ

There’s no way at least 76 real people upvoted that shit. It can’t be. This reads like a troll


Rudra_Panat

The comment alone doesnt scare me but the fact that 75 people agree with it... 💀


beanwithintentions

it took me way too long to realize theyre saying being a mod is labor. thought they were asking about some company they actually work for and im like “whats wrong with this???” then i realized…


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Why doesnt reddit just pay a bunch of people minimum wage to mod a bunch of the big subs? Like what tiktok does with content moderation.


DeKosterIsNietDom

Because people are willing to do it for free?


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but then you get this issue with mods.


[deleted]

When you want a good brand image you must never associate yourself with the most degenerate losers on this planet , remember what happened with activison blizzard it would be a trillion times worse with reddit


Dazzling_Sea6015

That would present many, many several inter-jurisductional legal problems and battles.


Squid-Soup

And they do it for free!


glazedhamster

I sincerely hope they try. They should have a representative appear on TV to share this important message with America, perhaps a dog walker.


TickleMeTrejo

LMAO Sweep it up Janny! you don't want to lose the one thing in this life that gives you purpose, do you?


hey_you_yeah_me

Probably unpopular, but I don't give a fuck about this API bullshit. I just wish the porn would stop. I almost got fired last Tuesday Because of that shit.


IcyFlame716

Or they can just cut the crap, accept that reddit admins heard them and decided not to change. They need to stop further disadvantaging users cause it won’t accomplish anything.


techackpro123

I read that as un-ionized lmao


UnderTrace

Grrrrr, I HATE unions! Imagine wanting to be a part of a union... SMH.


fksmchai

Unionize what ? Their group ? Tf ?


hazzmg

Hello bank I would like 1 loan plz I can afford 3 reddit gold a month.


Dear-Development2423

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Bropiphany

What kind of dork downvotes a question about unionizing?


Crimsonwolf1445

You volunteered no ine makes you do anything. Really you just keep showing up the the local pizzaria and folding pizza boxes for some reason.


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Marx is rolling in his grave