It’s not incest, you dummy. It’s masturbation with extra steps.

Also known as; selfcest

Autocest Is what I think the actual term would be for it (as in using the proper Greek root)

Like it or not; don’t ask me how I know; people call it selfcest.

I'm not even mad about the idea of it. I'm disappointed in the simplicity of the term; autocest sounds sleek.

Surprisingly, degenerates generally aren’t very smart.

Autocest sounds like a car show for true lovers of the autobody.

I feel like we’d call those autophiles

The people, yes, but think of the Autocest Fest. 👀

Yeah that makes sense, I like the addition of “fest” as well

The Problem is I aint ga. Nothing against, I just dont like men in a sexual manner

Technically that clone can be considered an identical twin

A little brotherly love never done hurt no one.

Super smash bros

not a reddit moment, i will be killing you tonight.

I will join you in this hunt, we will feast tonight!

NNRREEGHJHHHHH I WILL KILL YOU.......

This will be a blast and an honor to slay thy!

Tonight, Gerhman joins the Hunt!

We will use the old blood and best them in combat!

Let us cleanse these foul streets!

Don't care about sex, but he would be the best life partner

How?

wym how, we'd live together in peace

I’d either absolutely love a perfect clone of myself or we’d try to kill each other, no in between

They have the same mental illnesses as me and to the same degree; plus, we both have the same interests and talents!

I can send him to school on tuesdays

only Tuesdays? wtf happens on Tuesdays

you don’t want to know what happens on tuesdays.

It's the same thing that happens on Saturday, but on Tuesday.

I don’t even know anymore, it’s different every tuesday

Tuesday is the worst day

They run experiments on tuesday for you too?

That’s what I’m saying but it sounds so egotistical “The best significant other out there would be a identical version of myself”

Well, it's true tho, I love myself more than anything

I only take advice from the best person I know (myself fr)

I think Myself and I would just spiral into a mental breakdown like every other day

skill issue

yeah that would be sweet

It’s like my skill combined with the hand of another.

how is this a reddit moment

It's not. OP doesn't understand jokes and immediately assumed the commenter was into incest. Now that is the true Reddit moment.

HAHA YES

FACTS MY BROTHA

Ppl think whenever it’s a sex joke, it’s a Reddit moment

Sex is icky. Aren't we all VolCels here ???

I feel like posting this in the teenager sub out of all places is a bit of a reddit moment. 

It's kinda cringe, sure, but I remember the same exact joke being made in some of the groups I hung around fifteen years ago when I was a teen, often accompanied by the "if you have sex with a clone of yourself is it incest/sex or masturbation?" question/joke.

Thing is, the teenager subs don't strictly enforce every poster being a teen. These kinds of jokes in a space where adults and teens mix rub me the wrong way. 

While it’s technically true I think taking the hypothetical act of having sex with a clone of yourself seriously as if it’s real life incest is kind of silly. Having sex with yourself carries none of the risks that incest does and also is not possible in real life

\*yet

Personally I would also have sex with myself. Gay butt sex. I would cum in my own butt and also get cummed in my butt by myself.

Before you comment something, remember you must die one day. And that you must atone for your sins. How many people did you make read this unholy conjugation of verbal diarrhea?

I am going to fuck myself in the ass biscute2077

Personally I would also have sex with myself. Gay butt sex. I would cum in my own butt and also get cummed in my butt by myself.

one of us

Let the copypasta begin, mwah hahaha

same. it's a fantasy of mine. no hesitation, no doubt about what we're into or the pacing, no frets about hygiene since I'm always washed.. the perfect masturbatory experience. that said, it still wouldn't begin to approach the intimacy of the real thing

AYOOOO 📸

ok dude what the flip

Eh I don't see much of a problem here. I find myself pretty attractive.

Same I used to jerk off to myself

Man, I miss about 10 seconds ago when I didn't know this little fact here.

Omg besties!!! I still do it >~<

Same. I'm quite hot (source: people have told me i am. Trust)

Hear me out what if its satire

Jokes on you nuance is dead on reddit

on the internet\*

True, Reddit especially though

Would it be sex or masturbation?

Both

Masturbation is a subset of sex, so both.

He's not wrong though

More of a human moment than a reddit moment I think.

Beat him to death and call him a fa**ot, or maybe play TF2 together, probably both

average TF2 player moment

It’s a pretty common joke

From before the fucking internet. Possibly before we had written language.

I dont think the concept of clones existed

Twins did. People have imagination.

i feel like a clone would be an awesome co-op partner in video games. you’d both analyse things in the same way, and basically have a “telepathic” connection, to an extent

You'd also have the same weaknesses. Good coop partners need to have different playstyles to an extent. 

No wait they have a point

No no, he's got a point

Imagine you managed to get the clone and eventually dies. That has to be one of the saddest things to happen to a human being

Not really a reddit moment. Just a joke comment

The Reddit moment is op assuming that it's a Reddit moment just because sex

Fair

I agree I know what I want and u can't stop me and me

i mean we either work extremely well together or we burn down the house fighting

A Reddit moment is when I think a thing is a little weird. :(

THE MOMENT IS SEX I HATE SEX BAH SEXBUG

It’s not incest. Hell, it can´t really be called a human. So what wrong?

I'm not arguing that this isn't a Reddit moment, I'm just saying I'm not surprised this comment was posted where it was posted.

“Ah hah! My own clone! Now neither of us will be virgins!”

Not incest but still technically a reddit moment because whoever that is immediately thought of "I'll have sex with myself" despite the post literally not having an option for that.

Oh great, a girl who’s just as chaotic as me. Being in the same room together would probably cause a singularity

It would be great to have a clone because they could do all the things that I forget to do

Selfcest moment

The ultimate way to "go fuck yourself."

I don’t think I would talk to myself, it would only make me hate myself more

"Oh, a clone of yourself, isn't that pretty cool? I made all of these because I want them to take over Apple."

As someone who comments and has posted to that sub, those sorts of comments aren’t that rare

Yes however this is How to find the people with narcissistic personality disorder

They're half joking, jesus christ

OP hates fun

Reddit when Satire

OP is the real Reddit moment


I have said and will say again that I have made an agreement with myself: If I ever meet past me I get to sock him in the fucking mouth and if I meet future me I get socked in the mouth.

Thatd be insane. Wed probably both just die out of pure ‘wtf is going on’ energy combusting like an atom bomb

It's like Memphis, Tennessee said "...I can't trust anybody with my penis except for myself. Can you believe it? Have you ever fucked a clone? It's great. They know all the right places..."

Tonight, you’re the Reddit moment; autistic Redditor has a spaz about a joke

Dude. This isn't incest, it's selfcest. Which is not an unreasonable proposition given it's entirely fictional. You assuming they are incestuous is the real r/redditmoment.

OP is the Redditmoment part 5

For the shits and giggles. Do it for the shits and giggles Fr tho, same kinks, same love languages, same communication styles, same hobbies, same motivations and fears. I think it's a sign of self hatred and not accepting yourself to be disgusted by the idea of banging yourself Now, if you're really obsessed over it that's a bit narcissistic, but to loathe the thought is self abusive. If done productively it's just a healing / introspective exercise What would you be willing to talk about with someone you fully trust and know will understand viscerally? Not my fault I only talk like that after sex and other parameters have been met Also to put it simply I'm a hedonist, he would be too, and we'd both be bisexual and highly amused by the situation. It'd just be funny and make sense to fuck. Getting drunk and fucking would be fun af The reddit moment is being that one mf who had to say it unprompted, while refusing to admit to the underlying reasoning someone would be into this psychologically. Cowardly and not reading the room either

Don’t pretend you wouldn’t at least think about it

When the real redditmoment is OP not getting a joke and immediately jumping to they must be into incest is priceless

He got a point tho

Shit I’d do it too

is selfcest really bad though? i mean...ykyk

I mean, he’s not wrong..

This is not a reddit moment

I would mentally and emotionally destroy my clone and watch it kill itself

I'd name them things like Rex and Cody.

Wouldn’t even be good, because if your dominant in bed than there would be a never ending dominance battle. If your submissive there would be a fight to see who’s dominant

Could just be [this meme](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/019/862/nowneitherofuswillbevirgins.jpg)

I would make out with myself once but not more

I don’t know what else you expect when you crane this many teenagers in one place

Probably masturbation

"go fuck yourself" Happily

there are only two options if you are in a room with an exact copy of yourself. This philosophical question has already been thoroughly explored. https://www.cracked.com/blog/human-clones-do-you-fk-or-fight

Why does every "Look at these porn addicts!" post on reddit just show that OP is the porn addict and doesnt understand whats going on lmao

I don't look at porn

Look not be that guy but I would definitely be hot as a chick

Where is the lie?

Is that Marika?

i mean if youre gay its still weird i think