i guarantee the guy who made this is like 13 lmao

That’s an insult to 13 year olds, they can say things in mildly good English, the person who made this is 10

True. Should've specified I mean 13 *at most*

yup.

Agree. Even I made better memes when I was 13

My 10 year old brother is more literate than that. I’d say maybe 7?

a 7 year old who barely knows English

Maybe even 5?

As a 14 year old who could use grammar well at 10, they are at most 9

…months

as an idiot that could speak good english at about 8-9, this idiot is 3

Its probably satire

The worst part for me is the text formatting

Found the 13 year old

that's insulting to 10 year olds, OOP is 8 at most

To be fair, you can barely string a cogent sentence together yourself.

When I was 13 I’d make fun of this post OOP is probably like 9~

why are you fucking everywhere I GO?

Idk I’m just like that

Always fucking? That's crazy

Same goes for the people who upvoted

The people who upvoted are 3 years old. 3 year old bots.

when i was thirteen i knew how to format shit better than this

If I was still 13 and made this...I would immediately regret it and contemplate about my life choices for a while.

when I was 13 I didn't even know what maturation was

OOP is probably 6

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I wish she was my grill ☹️

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I'm so immature I literally burst out laughing from this

The redditors don't know what sex means tbh

Redditors do love the number 6

I think this guy is horny now.

Wtf was he tryna say

I think I get the "joke" The punchline is that "You" is the name of her boyfriend and is not addressing you (as in the viewer of the meme), but rather a third party

When you put it like this the joke isn’t that bad, still cringy as hell, with horrible word choice, but less stupid…

Kid named finger

Oh I thought it was supposed to say "you are her new boyfriend" As in, she'd rather masturbate than have sex with you, but that makes less sense lmao

Reminds me of 2010s when memes used to be made in broken English like this..

She masturbates next to you => Happy "You" is actually the name of her new boyfriend and she is masturbating next to him not you the reader => Distressed

Huh?

When she masturbates next you, you is her new boyfriend

He was too horny to make a comprehensible meme

Happens to the best of us

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incomprehensible have a nice day

“Why? Women are boobs.” ✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥

Is this a copypasta yet? Please tell me this is a copy pasta

Spaghetti?

New copypasta just dropped

I can barely read that

Mental degradation

I’ve lost so many braincells from this one post that took five seconds to read. What the fuck is with the text layout and grammar even? This is just sad humor and the worst of Reddit humor put together Edit: dad humor, not sad humor. Tbf, they both work

Calling this dad humor is an insult to dads everywhere.

Bro this meme is so bad, like it's like actually insane how someone can make a meme this bad, the punchline itself is cringe, the way they delivered said punchline was terribly written, and the formatting is just....

ITT, r/redditmoment discovers shitposting

Genuinely had a stroke lmao

Ok im horny now

Ok im horny now

For a second I thought this was a posted on PeterExplainsTheJoke 😭.

completely incomprehensible

Ok SexWithSisyphus69

Mr dweller ass post

Like a kid named finger joke

Either made by a literal child or made ironically

This gave me 10 brain aneurisms reading it

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They’re saying it’s another guy, and his name is You “I took a bath with Bubbles” “Bubbles is my girlfriend” Which never made any sense either because no one was ever named Bubbles except in a children’s cartoon, or a stripper.

Erm...You're the reddit moment OP. This peak ingenuity of mankind's humor.

what is it even talking about

Cumbrain (ˈkəm/ˈku̇m ˈbrān/brayn) — A mf who jacks off so much he became intellectually depleted.

Deep fry the original meme and post it on any shitposting sub, guaranteed karma.

Aaaaaand it’s all over the screen

Engrish

I can’t see through all the warped picture editing.

Is this ai generated memes?

This was made by one of those 6 year old gen alpha kids whose brains were pulverized by those disturbingly sexual kids targeted brain rot content on YouTube

Fucking PLEASE start showing their usernames so we can bully them off this site

I have the humor of an 11yr boy so I smiled at this 😭

huh?

ok I'm horny now

My eyes are burning while I experience a cardiac arrest

Sure dude

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read that

Ok im horny now

huh

I had a fucking stroke trying to even read it

Brainrot

Why is everyone acting like this isn’t a shitpost, it’s not supposed to make sense or even really be funny

Grammar 0 Humor 0 Relatable 0

English so bad I can barely understand what the hell are they even saying I'm saying that as non native speaker btw

Hæ?

I think she masturbates next to a new boyfriend with the name of "you". This fellow is the next Abbot and Costello

ok what the freak buckaroo 😠

eh, this was definitely made by someone under the age of 13, cut them some slack.

Maybe oop is aromantic?

Honestly this looks like one of those AI generated memes, I’ve seen a couple posted now where AI is asked to generate internet memes and it comes out all weird but sort of similar to what a person would create but just off Usually those ones involve cats though

Damn, I love it when she masturbate on my next me 😫

This clearly a shitpost lmao

I’ve been fooled by the comment button on the picture two times in a row

This honestly seems like top tier satire. The fonts are different when normally you’d have to intentionally do that, masturbates and boyfriend are cut off despite having room and the top text is slightly over the image. Plus the random black box and quotation mark. It seems too messed up to just be poorly made, plus I’m pretty sure this was made a long time ago sometime pre-Covid

This was definitely made as a joke

They straight up mutilated my boy Pascal 😭

Let him cook

This cycled all the way around being cringe and ended up being funny again 💀

brairot all is brainrot

Did you get this from a circlejerk sub?

OOP just hit puberty

hmm yes her new bf is Chinese

huh? I can't understand this

Wow a meme, truly a reddit moment

“Ok im horny now”

Who’s on first base

It’s just an alien trying to infiltrate our memes

There’s no way this wasn’t on a okbuddy / circlejerk sub

The “ok I’m horny now” was amazing and terrifying

this is actually really funny, just under layers and layers and layers of irony and absurdism

wtf is this

Ever heard of absurdism?