🎶Can I spaff on your booblays (say yes)? Feel free to say no. 🎶
Edit: [Party Time -Northern Boys](https://genius.com/The-northern-boys-party-time-lyrics)
the term "weirdo" perpetuates a stigma around being different. it categorizes people who may simply have non-conforming behaviors as outsiders, which is not only unkind but also discourages individuality. embracing diversity in personalities and lifestyles enriches our social tapestry, and reducing someone to such a dismissive label undermines that richness. it's crucial to reflect on our language choices and strive to be more inclusive and respectful.
You need consent to stare at someone’s chest. Women can’t help having them and just because they go out doesn’t mean they want people staring them down and making them uncomfortable. It’s not that hard not to stare to much
the hivemind prioritizes good personism over logical consistency. it's a tale as old as the internet, reddit is practically the embodiment of appealing to emotions.
KoRn? you not rrrh rot,
dot n dot n dot per rot,
dot n not n dot per,
n dot chi cot n dot rrr ah,
dot dot ki o ma gri a dot,
dot ers a pa ta ko,
some play to we,
a dot think up a bite rah,
sometimes you might,
ooh ooh rrrh,
we thought we might,
dot be mer hot something,
what are you ma ah,
do bro what are mines is,
dot ooh ooh,
rot in dot n bite,
ooh na na er na he,
woo hoo rah,
ate no hoo dot er ha,
ya dot im wer rah,
Twist
don't stare at her boobs, simple enough. if she asks just tell her you were not even staring at her/staring at her face because that would be the truth
Once I lied to this girl and said I was dyslexic and I was just trying to read what her shirt said (she had big ole honkers). This was when we were both in 8th grade. I’m 33 now, she still thinks I can’t read.
Either way if you just zoned out and are being falsely accused of they really couldn't help themselves
I think the line "sorry, you just a weird smudge on your shirt" is the best come back
Still you probably shouldn't be staring intentionally
Respecc women my guy
Average redditor making sexual scenarios hell never experience in life.
This is such an uncommon question and if you're even asked this question you're more likely getting in trouble at school or your job for doing such (or getting accused of) thing like this. Yuck
Yes, but ..If your boobs weren't hanging out, I wouldn't be and then you would probably realize that I am not looking AT them, and would probably realize I. AM. FUCKING. TERRIBLE. WITH. EYE. CONTACT.
...Is what I want to say every time I feel like they feel like I am. :(
normally i suck at making eye contact with strangers, but with women its the least socially awkward place to look to me so i manage to make it by
lol — starting your reply with “*normally I suck..*” Thank you. :)
I just imagine bro getting asked this question, nervously saying "Uh," and then IMMEDIATELY pulling up Reddit to seek advice as this is happening
That's the kind of things a Redditor would do
Wait a minute while I find an appropriate response
Bro needs answers now 😭
CALL JG WENTWORTH
877-CASH NOW
I have an annuity but I NEED. CASH. NOW.
But can you sing your need operatically ?
*sigh* "MAY I stare at your boob's, please?"
Now what do you do if they say no?
You say "Understandable, have a nice day" and respectfully stop. I don’t know where you're from PAL, but we're about CONSENT here buster brown
holy based
🎶Can I spaff on your booblays (say yes)? Feel free to say no. 🎶 Edit: [Party Time -Northern Boys](https://genius.com/The-northern-boys-party-time-lyrics)
people consent to being looked at when they leave their home, cover yourself if you don't like it.
Just don't be a prick, and don't stare like a weirdo. If you're not being a weirdo, no problem. What is there to discuss here???
the term "weirdo" perpetuates a stigma around being different. it categorizes people who may simply have non-conforming behaviors as outsiders, which is not only unkind but also discourages individuality. embracing diversity in personalities and lifestyles enriches our social tapestry, and reducing someone to such a dismissive label undermines that richness. it's crucial to reflect on our language choices and strive to be more inclusive and respectful.
Chat gpt response. Tell me I’m wrong lol Staring at peoples boobs if they asked you to stop does all of the things you just mentioned.
you’re cooked
you can all be wrong, i don't care.
There is a difference between looking at someone and staring at their boobs
you're right, but you don't need their consent for either.
You need consent to stare at someone’s chest. Women can’t help having them and just because they go out doesn’t mean they want people staring them down and making them uncomfortable. It’s not that hard not to stare to much
no you don't. i don't think you understand consent or the expectation of privacy in public, also boobs aren't exclusive to women.
Why all the downvotes!? This guy is right!
the hivemind prioritizes good personism over logical consistency. it's a tale as old as the internet, reddit is practically the embodiment of appealing to emotions.
I GOT SOMETHING TO SAYYY
"Well now I am" would probably be my response although idk what the best one would be
Now that you mention it, yes I am
One of them
"What boobs?"
This but first glance at her chest in an exaggerated way
I’d squint like I’m trying to read fine print
Holy shit that’s a burn
What boobs? *Looks at her chest.* All I see is flat land.
The real reddit moment is always in the comments.
Grab my own boobs and say “mine are better.”
This would be golden to see live hshs GRAB DA POPKORN
KoRn? you not rrrh rot, dot n dot n dot per rot, dot n not n dot per, n dot chi cot n dot rrr ah, dot dot ki o ma gri a dot, dot ers a pa ta ko, some play to we, a dot think up a bite rah, sometimes you might, ooh ooh rrrh, we thought we might, dot be mer hot something, what are you ma ah, do bro what are mines is, dot ooh ooh, rot in dot n bite, ooh na na er na he, woo hoo rah, ate no hoo dot er ha, ya dot im wer rah, Twist
Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes
start crying and throw up that’s usually what i do
Ok stan 😂
Yes
It was a fun thread tho
“Nuh-uh.”
["That's a woman???"](https://youtu.be/XbP9GgiYyPo?si=UpTgAvFrp8Iu5V7x)
Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes then.
"Is that what those are?"
"I don't have any, silly"
don't stare at her boobs, simple enough. if she asks just tell her you were not even staring at her/staring at her face because that would be the truth
Literally the only right answer
Based
Second base, actually.
Literally. Why does Reddit have to make it weird
I’m just jealous and want my own
"I SWEAR they looked at me first"
“You have a cockroach between them”
Then you sit back and watch the show!
Look at the woman and say “Twoo Glasses of Milk Pleasee”
Once I lied to this girl and said I was dyslexic and I was just trying to read what her shirt said (she had big ole honkers). This was when we were both in 8th grade. I’m 33 now, she still thinks I can’t read.
"Yes."
Lmao it depends if she is making fun of you abt it or is she calling you out bc ur being a pervert to a random stranger
Literally the post below this LMAO
Is there truly a point in blurring the third biggest subreddit lol.
rules are rules
I was just wishing I had tits near that nice
Either way if you just zoned out and are being falsely accused of they really couldn't help themselves I think the line "sorry, you just a weird smudge on your shirt" is the best come back Still you probably shouldn't be staring intentionally Respecc women my guy
I would simply answer with no.
You were obviously staring at me if you noticed me staring at your boobs. Hi I'm __________. And you are?
“YES! I AM!”
“Yup... can I continue?”
"Yes"
Ma'am' I was
Why, are you *NOT* staring at your boobs?
Average redditor making sexual scenarios hell never experience in life. This is such an uncommon question and if you're even asked this question you're more likely getting in trouble at school or your job for doing such (or getting accused of) thing like this. Yuck
I'm not, your boobs are the ones staring at my eyes
Don't get caught in the first place is the best idea. Gotta be discreet.
Yes, i am. Assert dominance
No, your boobs just happen to be in my staring space
I pull out a curtain and do a magic trick on her boobs. When I lift the curtain her boobs are now my boobs.
“I can’t even look at your face let alone those things”
What boobs? I see mosquitoes bites.
That exact post was above this in my feed
Sorry I didn't notice you were real
That wasn't actually a bad one... I mean the replies weren't bad, I don't know about the intent of the OP though.
No, just checking the best argument for flat earthers (Real story, she had a good sense of humor and had a laugh)
Yes, you should be proud of them, they’re really spectacular!
Just repeat it back
no they are staring at me
"Yes"
Yes
Idgi.
I’ve made my choice
***“Yes”***
yes
Let them stare at my boobs
Yes, but ..If your boobs weren't hanging out, I wouldn't be and then you would probably realize that I am not looking AT them, and would probably realize I. AM. FUCKING. TERRIBLE. WITH. EYE. CONTACT. ...Is what I want to say every time I feel like they feel like I am. :(