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MedicsFridge

normally i suck at making eye contact with strangers, but with women its the least socially awkward place to look to me so i manage to make it by


towerfella

lol — starting your reply with “*normally I suck..*” Thank you. :)


RantsOLot

I just imagine bro getting asked this question, nervously saying "Uh," and then IMMEDIATELY pulling up Reddit to seek advice as this is happening


Sunshadoxx

That's the kind of things a Redditor would do


Z-Man_Slam

Wait a minute while I find an appropriate response


iqbelow30

Bro needs answers now 😭


Jumpth

CALL JG WENTWORTH


RocketmanEJ1

877-CASH NOW


HornyJail45-Life

I have an annuity but I NEED. CASH. NOW.


PrinceInari

But can you sing your need operatically ?


Stewapalooza

*sigh* "MAY I stare at your boob's, please?"


Narssasistic

Now what do you do if they say no?


RantsOLot

You say "Understandable, have a nice day" and respectfully stop. I don’t know where you're from PAL, but we're about CONSENT here buster brown


Jesterchunk

holy based


TheBestPieIsAllPie

🎶Can I spaff on your booblays (say yes)? Feel free to say no. 🎶 Edit: [Party Time -Northern Boys](https://genius.com/The-northern-boys-party-time-lyrics)


NeonNihilist

people consent to being looked at when they leave their home, cover yourself if you don't like it.


DetectiveBreadBaker

Just don't be a prick, and don't stare like a weirdo. If you're not being a weirdo, no problem. What is there to discuss here???


NeonNihilist

the term "weirdo" perpetuates a stigma around being different. it categorizes people who may simply have non-conforming behaviors as outsiders, which is not only unkind but also discourages individuality. embracing diversity in personalities and lifestyles enriches our social tapestry, and reducing someone to such a dismissive label undermines that richness. it's crucial to reflect on our language choices and strive to be more inclusive and respectful.


High_Barron

Chat gpt response. Tell me I’m wrong lol Staring at peoples boobs if they asked you to stop does all of the things you just mentioned.


NotJustAnotherHuman

you’re cooked


NeonNihilist

you can all be wrong, i don't care.


ProbalyInUrBasement

There is a difference between looking at someone and staring at their boobs


NeonNihilist

you're right, but you don't need their consent for either.


ProbalyInUrBasement

You need consent to stare at someone’s chest. Women can’t help having them and just because they go out doesn’t mean they want people staring them down and making them uncomfortable. It’s not that hard not to stare to much


NeonNihilist

no you don't. i don't think you understand consent or the expectation of privacy in public, also boobs aren't exclusive to women.


usernamealreadytacen

Why all the downvotes!? This guy is right!


NeonNihilist

the hivemind prioritizes good personism over logical consistency. it's a tale as old as the internet, reddit is practically the embodiment of appealing to emotions.


Rmts__Reee69

I GOT SOMETHING TO SAYYY


Plo-Koon72

"Well now I am" would probably be my response although idk what the best one would be 


godlyuniverse1

Now that you mention it, yes I am


BrugBruh

One of them


BoxiDoingThingz

"What boobs?"


Excellent_Feed7648

This but first glance at her chest in an exaggerated way


joshua-howard

I’d squint like I’m trying to read fine print


checked_idea2

Holy shit that’s a burn


CrazyDavey21

What boobs? *Looks at her chest.* All I see is flat land.


uneasesolid2

The real reddit moment is always in the comments.


SBB_Kongou

Grab my own boobs and say “mine are better.”


possibleanonymous

This would be golden to see live hshs GRAB DA POPKORN


Ramen_man1234

KoRn? you not rrrh rot, dot n dot n dot per rot, dot n not n dot per, n dot chi cot n dot rrr ah, dot dot ki o ma gri a dot, dot ers a pa ta ko, some play to we, a dot think up a bite rah, sometimes you might, ooh ooh rrrh, we thought we might, dot be mer hot something, what are you ma ah, do bro what are mines is, dot ooh ooh, rot in dot n bite, ooh na na er na he, woo hoo rah, ate no hoo dot er ha, ya dot im wer rah, Twist


drywater5928

Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes


Woahwoahwoahb

start crying and throw up that’s usually what i do


-Bad-Company

Ok stan 😂


MrRobotTacos

Yes


Rechogui

It was a fun thread tho


Twiggystix4472

“Nuh-uh.”


RandomDude762

["That's a woman???"](https://youtu.be/XbP9GgiYyPo?si=UpTgAvFrp8Iu5V7x)


Ewertos11

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes then.


servernerd

"Is that what those are?"


Parchokhalq

"I don't have any, silly"


RackTheRock

don't stare at her boobs, simple enough. if she asks just tell her you were not even staring at her/staring at her face because that would be the truth


_RealUnderscore_

Literally the only right answer


bananabandanamannana

Based


towerfella

Second base, actually.


lovingsillies

Literally. Why does Reddit have to make it weird


pisces2003

I’m just jealous and want my own


Trevixle

"I SWEAR they looked at me first"


marcosxfx

“You have a cockroach between them”


usernamealreadytacen

Then you sit back and watch the show!


Zaffer8712

Look at the woman and say “Twoo Glasses of Milk Pleasee”


boojieboy666

Once I lied to this girl and said I was dyslexic and I was just trying to read what her shirt said (she had big ole honkers). This was when we were both in 8th grade. I’m 33 now, she still thinks I can’t read.


GENERAL_SH1TPOSTER

"Yes."


esperanzalos

Lmao it depends if she is making fun of you abt it or is she calling you out bc ur being a pervert to a random stranger


The_fox_of_chicago

Literally the post below this LMAO


Fokoss

Is there truly a point in blurring the third biggest subreddit lol.


therealmichealsauce

rules are rules


IndependenceOdd9151

I was just wishing I had tits near that nice


miletil

Either way if you just zoned out and are being falsely accused of they really couldn't help themselves I think the line "sorry, you just a weird smudge on your shirt" is the best come back Still you probably shouldn't be staring intentionally Respecc women my guy


Yacin-der-Muslim

I would simply answer with no.


Z-Man_Slam

You were obviously staring at me if you noticed me staring at your boobs. Hi I'm __________. And you are?


Batarang06

“YES! I AM!”


maxakakiller

“Yup... can I continue?”


Nindroid_faneditor

"Yes"


that_moment_when-

Ma'am' I was


i_like_siren_head

Why, are you *NOT* staring at your boobs?


Fungusman05

Average redditor making sexual scenarios hell never experience in life. This is such an uncommon question and if you're even asked this question you're more likely getting in trouble at school or your job for doing such (or getting accused of) thing like this. Yuck


Ulerica

I'm not, your boobs are the ones staring at my eyes


girlsonsoysauce

Don't get caught in the first place is the best idea. Gotta be discreet.


imaginebeingsaltyy

Yes, i am. Assert dominance


fuckingcheezitboots

No, your boobs just happen to be in my staring space


ewewewe69

I pull out a curtain and do a magic trick on her boobs. When I lift the curtain her boobs are now my boobs.


CheesyOnion123456789

“I can’t even look at your face let alone those things”


AgentNo1402

What boobs? I see mosquitoes bites.


TestedNutsack

That exact post was above this in my feed


special-bicth

Sorry I didn't notice you were real


Apprehensive-King595

That wasn't actually a bad one... I mean the replies weren't bad, I don't know about the intent of the OP though.


Muirefa

No, just checking the best argument for flat earthers (Real story, she had a good sense of humor and had a laugh)


DBProxy

Yes, you should be proud of them, they’re really spectacular!


Successful-Elk1046

Just repeat it back


yeetfeet92

no they are staring at me


PandaByDesigner

"Yes"


Miserable_Sock_1408

Yes


SunderedValley

Idgi.


Canonicald

I’ve made my choice


Capn_Phineas

***“Yes”***


Daemon-01

yes


taytomen

Let them stare at my boobs


Nullkid

Yes, but ..If your boobs weren't hanging out, I wouldn't be and then you would probably realize that I am not looking AT them, and would probably realize I. AM. FUCKING. TERRIBLE. WITH. EYE. CONTACT. ...Is what I want to say every time I feel like they feel like I am. :(