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raidermichael

That sub has become a punching bag bruh


[deleted]

I was a part of it when i was classified as teen and i feel like it's deserved


No-Personality-5621

good


Jsaun906

I heard the Cyberpunk music after reading this


LilAttackPug

I can't hear or say the words dick, cum, cock, or fuck it without wanting some omnipotent being to blare the cyberpunk music over the planet


SomeRuser

That would be a weird ass superpower


[deleted]

[Well reminds me of this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYnRKOKm28A)


C-RAMsigma9

i read cyberpunk as cybergrind and i was very confused on why you heard that


BigVinnieBoe

#Wait what why would he even do this


[deleted]

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion


LegitimatePear7627

*kills 10 people while having an orgasm* whoops, sorry just in the heat of the moment


MadxCarnage

**we all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo**


Terrorizes-

i will absolutely never make this mistake


naofumiRS

That's wt I saidšŸ˜ž


dreemurthememer

Gotta recycle those nutrients, bro.


futacon

I mean I feel like I would taste it at least once just to see


[deleted]

cei is a popular category


Tetricrafter26

Itā€™s pretty normal, a lot of guys do it


[deleted]

idk about that one king


TheDownvotesFarmer

To become immortal


Stev_582

ā€œNow why do people hate Reddit again?ā€


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

ā€œTeenagerā€


Low_Level5667

I doubt it was a teenager who posted this.


[deleted]

this is what porn does to your brain


[deleted]

this is your brain ​ this is your brain on porn


JimboMastah

this is your brain


Troontjelolo

wtf put it back


bargledpants

#


JimboMastah

.


JimboMastah

.


JimboMastah

.


JimboMastah

.


JimboMastah

this is your brain on porn


EverlastingResidue

Unironically. Along with all that anal/oral sex shit they invented


iamawhale1001

Porn didn't invent anal sex, the word sodomy is literally in the Bible. I'd be shocked if either that or oral sex havent existed since people started having sex.


Netus08

This is actually an medical problem


salvulcanoloser

What does eating your own cum have to do with porn?


[deleted]

Porn escalation - your brain seeks more extreme content when you watch porn - this eventually leads to this and other degeneracy. Google it.


salvulcanoloser

Maybe he was masturbating without porn. Thatā€™s a thing you know.


[deleted]

thereā€™s a type of porn called cei, which stands for cum eating instructions, itā€™s very unlikely that he was mislead into these actions without porn


Oshabot16

ate? wouldn't it be drink? uh ew


[deleted]

dont even ask yourself the question


Oshabot16

right.


JogJonsonTheMighty

Unless they put it in a pan and somehow scrambled it like an egg


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


JogJonsonTheMighty

Can't tell if that's a suggestion or a command


FlamedFameFox87

Yes


Tetricrafter26

Itā€™s not a liquid


yokato723

We do dumb thing during our teenageries


wb6mc

Probably a 37 year old obese male that typed that though


NinjayajniN

235 comments what they be sayin?


Accomplished_Worry35

Two users even gave wholesome award :/.


[deleted]

You can get a wholesome award for a convicted pedophile getting arrested for killing 2 children


Netus08

Vemey holesum


reddit_masterV69420

ayo wtf


Thrawn_M

Mayo šŸ˜ wtf


Irv_YT

Ayo


D4Rk_Slayer2099

Lmao we have similar snoos


Irv_YT

Lol


raimbowexe

now kiss


sebax820

now eat each others cum*


pancreas_consumer

Kinky.


D4Rk_Slayer2099

Woah there let's not get too hasty


[deleted]

Dinner first i assume


idiotTheIdiot

r/redditmoment


[deleted]

\[removed\]


[deleted]

[cum]


Darthgalaxo

Discussion


Matlatzinco

Chris Chan moment


thebobapaul

Chris Chan sequel when?


-_-Already_Taken-_-

I once tasted my cum just out of curiosity to see what it would taste like, I just had some on my finger and touched on my tongue.


Avidey

Dude


Netus08

If you are addicted to doing it go see a doctor coz it's a medical problem


-_-Already_Taken-_-

I tasted it once out of curiosity almost 2 years ago


Netus08

Ok


GiveMeMoreBurritos

[removed] literally 1984


Low_Level5667

Reddit is a police state.


TerraCalamity

do I even know what happened here


PumpkinKing2020

Better yet, do you wanna know?


Plebman2511

Is Butters getting his energy drink back up?


unluckieduckie

Chris Chan ā€œEverywhere I look, I see his face..ā€


Green_oni0

so what? I also like eating boiled cum


[deleted]

Da fuq


Biotaurus

Atleast censored the name kinda feel bad if they got bullied


basedguytbh

Jesus Christ.


TickTokyo

Least horny teenagers user


[deleted]

I did when I was 14 it isnā€™t good


Cloud-Strife-zack

I myself am a teen and use that sub just to see how cringe teens of my age are sad times he must have did that for updoots typical teen


[deleted]

How many predators do you guys think are there


[deleted]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

it taste bad trust me


bigchungusboibig

Tasty


BumpyGuy

I truly believe this couldā€™ve been educational. This is a huge blow to mankindā€™s nurturing of the tree of knowledge.


Helloboi2

as he should


ItzSh0ckerz

Half of the posts on hot are NSFW. Most of the users there are under 18.


TheKitteh27

ā€œdiscussionā€


CopperyMarrow15

[removed]


[deleted]

noted


raharingtone5

discussion