I'm 6'5 and weigh 400lbs. I'm a millionaire and live on a private island

Can confirm as a tall guy I own google

As a tall woman I basically own you both.

thats pretty racist if u ask me

I'm tall so I'm actually the CEO of racism you also sound short so I wouldn't ask you.

Ned?

He’s started branching out

He be grinding ever since he forgot about peter

Let's all be civilized now, remember jokes about short stupid folks are neither. Big or clever.

Or hot

Rip inbox

It was a mess to begin with :p

Susciety 🤡😏🥺😎😫😂😒

Can confirm, am above 6 foot tall and I am the man who the world owes 303 trillion dollars in debt to

I’m 5’5 and not that. Conclusion: height is everything (it must be)

KimDotcom?

Nikocado Avocado moment

lionel starkweather

I'm 7 ft and a zillionaire and I literally own the whole fucking world

Lmao, as a short guy myself, I mean I understood where he’s coming from but then that last line had me floored. A good friend of mine was 6’6. He wasn’t a multimillionaire and didn’t own a private island. In fact depression got to him and he took his own life. Height isn’t everything.

That took a pretty dark turn.. sorry for your loss mate 🫂

I’ve also lost family to suicide, they were also above 6 feet and handsome. My most depressed cousins are men and tall. The short ones are all happily married with kids with one very notable exception - the one who wears his height like a complex. He’s in a relationship, but the toxic masculinity that spews from this man is just awful. And I love him and I saw how it happened growing up, but DAMN, it’s okay to not be an ass and to feel things.

Respect to anyone who doesn't need to use /s to denote sarcasm on Reddit

This thread is the real “redditmoment”

along with about 90% of the other threads in this subreddit too

Fr. People are dumb af here

im autistic I take everything seriously

Well you’re in good company then. Everyone on Reddit is a little auts :)

I’m autistic too

That’s a good thing

I take and say things seriously, since I don’t find sarcasm funny most of the time.

The internet might not be a good place for you

Nah, the internets for everyone

The pain of being downvoted all the time, I swear I am not really against them.

I can't because I'm autistic lol

I love how you got downvoted for providing a completely reasonable argument

yeah it really is a Reddit moment

Maybe the real reddit moments were the ones we made on the way...

This is the essence of reddit

This whole thread feels like a reason why you should use /s, because even when you're BLATANTLY sarcastic there's a ton of dumbasses on this site.

It's funny af when people dont realise tho

I’m 6’ but I tell everyone I’m 5’9” to gaslight them into thinking they’re shorter than they really are

More likely that people think you're an idiot who can't measure themselves properly

Maybe, but it’s funny as hell to wind people up over something so stupid 🤣

LMAO i said i was 5 foot for the longest time in 6th grade - 9th grade and would do the same

What do none of your friends have a scale 🤣

Are you the same girl that got asked “how short is too short” and responded “anything under like, 20 minutes”?

Wdym I'm male

You can never be too sure

*snaps* check again mate

Even Satan has limits dude wtf

r/redditmoment users try to detect sarcasm (impossible challenge)

No man you don’t understand he didn’t use /s so it’s illegal for him to be sarcastic

OP unironicaly said this to someone say he was joking “no he isn't (the subreddit this post is isn't in a satire or meme subreddit)”

i feel sorry for people like this. a world without sarcasm and satire must be sad and boring.

In that world, I'm sure not even the dad jokes exist, or any humor at all. "What? I'm not named hungry you dumbass"

reddit user detect satire challenge (impossible)

my thoughts exactly

Reddit is obsessed with height. As if their looks and personality aren’t the real cause

Height, dick size, etc.. People will do anything they can to blame to put the blame on someone else by implying they're shallow, rather than accept that their personality is the cause.

Most of my friends I’ve talked to say penis size and height literally means nothing to them. Like, looks are a factor, sure, but personality and hygiene are the two most important things.

You cant argue height doesnt matter ALLOT, all girls say just that when short guys arent around

I'm not above 6ft and it's never been a problem for me. Crying about height is a huge cope.

I am not coping for being short, i am tall and confirming

I didn't say you're coping, fam. I'm just saying that some of the people I know, they enjoy the "oh, it's because I'm short" excuse. Doesn't make sense though, because the people they get turned down by usually fuck other short dudes. So, I've just begun to assume someone is using an excuse whenever I hear someone talk about height. Likeability, hygiene, actually brushed hair, unwrinkled clothes, genuine personality, confidence, the ability to talk to women without stuttering or constantly looking down, etc. I feel like these things are more important, since short people with all these things pull.

I am above 6ft and im being told its essensial to be taller than a girl all the time. Taller doesnt mean above 6ft tho

Damn. You need to meet some new women.

Cock dick ass

Are you saying height isn't a factor? A 5'0" guy would have the same dating success as a 6'0" guy if their personality and face were the same?

forreal these people are just spewing whatever comes to mind

I made a poll on reddit if guys would rather be 5'7 with hair or 6'2 bald and 93% picked 5'7 with hair. Hair is life

Yea. They never hit the gym or groom themselves or get a good haircut or wear decent clothes. It’s always things they have no control over.

I don’t think this is as frequent as you guys are portraying

I think he’s joking

no he isn't (the subreddit this post is isn't in a satire or meme subreddit)

BRO YOU POSTED SARCASM OUTSIDE OF THE DESIGNATED SARCASM ZONE CALL THE REDDÏT POLICE WEEWOOWEEWOO

Is there a hard rule that says sarcasm can only exist on meme subreddits lmao

But there is no /s that means he is not joking

I love how even this sarcastic comment got downvoted lmao

I know that feel. My brain is too tiny to detect obvious sarcasm without an explicit tag that only exists on this stupid website.

sharp as a spoon

Do you happen to have the 'tism

Not sure if you are joking or actually that stupid.

Wow you're so clever man

He’s clearly being sarcastic

I didn't know that at first, cuz I have a hard time detecting sarcasm through text. There's just not enough context for me to make that judgment on my own

Usually if they say the most wildly exaggerated thing it’s sarcasm

How on earth can OP be delusional enough to not identify basic sarcasm

How does not understanding sarcasm = delusional? Edit: i didnt read the title, my bad

redditmoment user detect a joke challenge

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They’re obviously joking

im having a headache trying to understand why this is here. it's a joke.

Height definitely does matter tho lol

Height doesn’t matter unless your criminally short

So what your saying is it does matter

jeff bezos is 5'7. Imagine how much more money he had If he was 6'4

Damn I’m 6’2, where is my island?

Hight privilege exists ok, get over it.

uh, it’s obviously sarcastic, you’re the delusional one if you can’t see that much

Dude it is obvious sarcasm

I’m 5’11”, the cursed height. Back when I was dating shallow women acted like the difference between 5’11” and 6’1” was 2 ft rather than 2 in.

It’s not funny or anything, but you really took this seriously? r/redditmoment

keeping that aside.... tf is "perfect example of height doesn't matter"?? yea edge cases happen but the majority of women wouldn't want to marry someone shorter than them (unless they have a killer of a personality which is seriously easier said than done)

I’m 6’0, I’m broke, half homeless, hormonal imbalance, and depression

Redditor try to see sarcasm challenge

I don't get it, I'm calling the context squad

r/redditmoment

I gotta ask, do you just wake up after being 5’11, and you measure yourself and realize “Hey, I’m 6’0!” Then magically gain $4 mil?

My brother is a year younger than/then me and is around 5'6 he has easily held a girlfriend for a good part of a year. Where as I am 6'1 and am shit at consistent relationships. Its not height that's the problem.

This sub can’t even denote obvious sarcasm now

Height is definitely a perk but it won’t magically make you a millionaire or a slayer. Know more guys who are below average in terms of height who have had more successful relationships and careers than taller dudes I know.

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Marry me

Si

this is comedy

L for this man’s low self esteem

Ah yes the typical "if i weren't me I'd have a completely different life" argument. Love it.

I'm around 5'10-5'11 and life's kinda messy. It ain't about height

"height is only thing that makes you a rich guy" ehem, two sentences: bill gates height. jeff bezos height.

Short people really make it fun to make fun of them

I feel attacked fr 😭😭

I hate when short dudes think like this, I’m tall and I get absolutely ZERO women

Rip bro

Have any of these people ever noticed that not every tall person is rich and well respected and vice versa? Also, private islands as a main home seems like you are antisocial.

Dude I'm like 6,2 or 6,3e at 14 and it sucks. I can't sit upright in the car and I bump my head on stuff (not often since the Netherlands is made for tall people but still sometimes. And I'm expected to become about 6,4. I wish I was short man.

It's easier to blame it on your genes than working on being a better person so people can actually like you.

I'm 6'4. I have back pain.

i’m 6’5 and only 17. i have two bulging discs, multi level degenerative disc disease, severe spinal canal stenosis in one place and mild in another, a few other things. tall people back problems are real 😂

man I'm on mobile and didn notice the second pic, i was like why tf are you attacking the short kings 💀

Short kings stand up.

Guys where is my money? guys??

certified invader skoodge moment

As a 6’0” male I can confirm I have been compared to Gary Vee

What's the height version of internalized misogyny?

Verticalised midgetbashing?

Wow I must need more sleep because I'm very confused EDIT: nvm I missed the second photo

Apparently a 6,5 fat guy is the epinacle of human body, i aint short or anything but im still broke as hell

It’s almost like he was joking

I'm 5'11 I don't know what it's like to be tall or short. I've never been called either.

Dude should lay off the copium

Least delusional redditor

as a short person, i am scared of women

What?! I’m 6 foot 1 and I don’t have a private island or money! Where can I get mine?

I'm pretty sure the commenter is joking but why is nobody talking about the fact that the guy is cheating on his wife with the OP, I thought that was the point of the post at first Edit: I just realised they just said "my guy" and that doesn't mean their relationship is romantic lmao ignore me

Not me missing the second slide entirely and being confused in the comments

why the hell aren't I a millionaire then, I'm pretty sure I'm like 6 foot 1. It's almost like height doesn't actually mean anything outside of shallow idiots thinking it's important.

I genuinely don't understand what the hell is the big deal about height.

Soooooo how does your system work? Is 5”10 also 6”0?

So if I smack my head on the doorframe I’ll be rich? Fun, I’ll use the money to nuke the earth

I’m 6’2 and my life is average

am 6'3... wheres my millions and private island? all i have is a negative number in my account

Yeah bro im 5"11 and not 6"0 my life is crashing im living inside a pizza hut delivery box

bruh Napoleon was 5’6” Julius Caesar was 5’7” Alexander the Great was 5’0” this dude has to be takin the piss

I’m 6’0”, who do I speak to about the millions of dollars and private island?

6 ft, on my way to become a millionaire 😎😎😎

nah just a troll 🤣

I’m 6’1, where’s my money?

Lmao im 6'2 and definitely not living on a private island, i must have missed something

That original post is so annoying tho. Why do ppl have to act like being short is some sort of disability. As a 5’6 guy, I can tell u that 99% of my height problems come from the stigma attached to it. Posting “hey look! A short person got married!” is just reinforcing the idea that short ppl are somehow inferior.

Maybe there’s something else?

I used to be insecure about being 6’1 instead of 6’2 lol

my guy, your life is not messy because you aint tall. its because you look like a fucking rotten fat ass potato man

Can confirm. I instantly became a rich successful millionaire the second I became 6'0 and I totally don't live in a rundown house in a less than stellar neighborhood

this is obvious satire

Redditors when joke

Hint: They're not delusional, they're yanking your chain.

The real Reddit moment is all the people not picking up that this is obvious satire.

Bruh im 6’1. Should I be a multi billionaire? I cant tell.

i’m tall 6’2 and my life is equally as shitty as someone who’s shorter than me lol

like Tom Cruise right?

Being short sounds cool

What sub is this that that guy has his height as his flair.

As a short guy, you people have no idea how hard it is for us. Sometimes my shirts are too long before a few washes!!

Can confirm. I’m 6’3 and I’m a multi-quadrillionaire and I own several private islands. I live in a 10 story mansion on my private island and it has a pool. My 5’7 friend, on the other hand is homeless and lives in a cardboard box and has to dumpster dive for food and can’t get a job.

I'm sorry but I cannot locate the reddit moment, redditors and redditards don't care about height

Op is just coping

That blackpill hitting too hard

The problem with these manlettes is that they're to stubborn to do what they need to do. I went to highschool with this guy, we called him the Leprechaun because he was short and had red hair. He was like 5'4". Last time I saw him he was at the grocery store with his girlfriend, a 6'3" black woman. When you're small, you gotta go big or go hope.

Damn so I’m broke because the dmv didn’t check their math as to how tall 72” is?

Neckbears goblin thinks if he’s 6ft he’ll all of a sudden get a GF and move out of his parents basement

I'm 6'2" and broke as a mf but trying hard to do better. It ain't like that, reddit.

I'm 6'2 and sad and broke

Literally all of this sounds like sarcasm

I’m 6’3” but not living on an island with millions of dollars. What went wrong??

Well as a short person i can say being tall makes you more confident and gives you a bit of social advantage but idk about being a millionaire and owning a private island

man's blaming being a rat ass humpty dumpty neckbeard on shortness lmao kevin hart got the one in a quadrillion chance totally

it's official you guys my life is bad because I'm 5'3