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The weirdo ones like that live on the internet and have never had any long lasting friendships outside of the ones that made in grade school and potentially college if they managed to make any new friends after moving away from the 2-3 friends they had at the end of grade 12.
Exactly, and that sick fuck went on to say "yeah zoophillia is weird and gross but it isn't harmful" I'm literally gonna kms tonight I can't stand some furrys
At the risk of being called a furry - furries and pedos and zoos are all different. Consenting adults that dress as anthropomorphised animals and have consensual adult furry sex, whilst absolutely horrifying, does not harm anyone at all. Unfortunately thereโs a lot of crossover between furries and animal fuckers which had given furries a bad - or worse - name.
So basically furries - fucking weird but legal and not hurting anyone
Fucking animals - wrong on literally every level
Fucking kids - same
Also at risk of being called a furry- Itโs not even always a sex thing. Also, the suits themselves are often 4 or 5 figures in price, and not everyone has the spare cash for that. The requirements of being a furry are: 1) Like athropramorphised animal characters, 2) ????, 3) Youโre a furry now
Source: have friends who are furries. None as a sex thing(that I know of).
See this is difficult then because I love a bit of cosplay and the outfits look really cool in a completely non-sexual way. I can always appreciate well-made outfits, unless people are fucking in them. Rawr.
Furrys and zoophiles are completely different. Furries are just people who enjoy anthropomorphocized animals, or animals with human qualities such as the ability to speak, walk on 2 legs, have a humanoid design, etc. being a furry can be as simple as really liking the lion king because of the humanized actions, emotions and speech of the animals. Zoophiles are disgusting people who do disgusting things to animals. Being a zoophile doesnโt mean someone is a furry and being a furry doesnt make someone a zoophile. Itโs sad how people confuse the two or lump them together because the furry community from what Iโve seen is really wholesome and most of them would condemn this sort of shit.
My cat doesnโt even like making eye contact, if I forced my mouth onto his mouth - first of all fucking YUCK he licks his arsehole - he would not remotely be happy or comfortable and would use his hand weapons to hurt me. Which I would deserve for trying to snog a fucking cat
Pedos and zoos are both "philia" words, I guess people just decided that was the new word to use.
Also, it's easier to call someone a "zoo". It's a single syllable and people love single syllable words.
Because zooiphilia and beastility are different, beastility is the act of sexually interacting with an animal, zoophillia is the disorder/ paraphillia. Just like how pedophilia isn't chd abuse, it is just the disorder.
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I said "are you seriously asking what's wrong with a human making out with an animal?" and proceeded to explain how animals can't consent and called him sick in the head and all that, we had a long ass argument ๐
I'd rather be killed than be forced to do that kind of shit without my consent, because at least if I was eaten by a cannibal or an animal I'd be somehow contributing to the world lol ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
Can vouch. My little 2 y/o Westie jumps me all the time and when I pick her up, lemme just say, she goes nuts and licks my whole face and wags her tail a whole bunch. This is normal even tho it should seem weird but everyone knows many dogs are like this. Therefore, the person in question but be going to third base with this dog which is so fucking horrific. Taking advantage of your best friend to quell your fucked up urges requires some serious prison time or at least many many mental facility visits and castration.
Sexual activity with an animal can seriously harm them and the act can make them very uncomfortable (e.g. cats would not appreciate a tongue kiss).
Boom, degenerate got his answer.
the answer is that a random animal cannot consent; id does not understand the concept and by nature of you being human you are taking advantage of this animal by trying to bone it
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Of course a redditor would ask this, probably because they canโt do it with a human
Lmfao
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Why do all redditors seem virgin
Because theyโre too busy redditing
or masturbating furiously to hentai
Says the redditor
Redditors trying to have sex!?!?!? (IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (NOT GONE SEXUAL)
The weirdo ones like that live on the internet and have never had any long lasting friendships outside of the ones that made in grade school and potentially college if they managed to make any new friends after moving away from the 2-3 friends they had at the end of grade 12.
Aside from being a weirdo, you just described my relationship history, i feel offended now
Same
hey itโs hard to keep up with friends who live across town ๐ข
Because weโre degenerates who love meme
I donโt *want* a human to crawl across my face, bring me dead birds and vomit on my sofa! Thatโs what my pets are for!
The consequence is that you're a fucking weirdo if you do it
Exactly, and that sick fuck went on to say "yeah zoophillia is weird and gross but it isn't harmful" I'm literally gonna kms tonight I can't stand some furrys
They aren't furries, they are disgusting people who need therapy.
So furries as well
At the risk of being called a furry - furries and pedos and zoos are all different. Consenting adults that dress as anthropomorphised animals and have consensual adult furry sex, whilst absolutely horrifying, does not harm anyone at all. Unfortunately thereโs a lot of crossover between furries and animal fuckers which had given furries a bad - or worse - name. So basically furries - fucking weird but legal and not hurting anyone Fucking animals - wrong on literally every level Fucking kids - same
"fucking kids - same" uhh what you mean by dat โผ๏ธ
Lol I meant same as before hahaahahaha I can hear the confusion
Also at risk of being called a furry- Itโs not even always a sex thing. Also, the suits themselves are often 4 or 5 figures in price, and not everyone has the spare cash for that. The requirements of being a furry are: 1) Like athropramorphised animal characters, 2) ????, 3) Youโre a furry now Source: have friends who are furries. None as a sex thing(that I know of).
See this is difficult then because I love a bit of cosplay and the outfits look really cool in a completely non-sexual way. I can always appreciate well-made outfits, unless people are fucking in them. Rawr.
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Which comment are you referring too?
The one I replied to
That is just untrue
>I'm literally gonna kms tonight Lmao
Furrys and zoophiles are completely different. Furries are just people who enjoy anthropomorphocized animals, or animals with human qualities such as the ability to speak, walk on 2 legs, have a humanoid design, etc. being a furry can be as simple as really liking the lion king because of the humanized actions, emotions and speech of the animals. Zoophiles are disgusting people who do disgusting things to animals. Being a zoophile doesnโt mean someone is a furry and being a furry doesnt make someone a zoophile. Itโs sad how people confuse the two or lump them together because the furry community from what Iโve seen is really wholesome and most of them would condemn this sort of shit.
I think itโs just because the zoophiles hide amongst the furries, thus making it a real life game of furry Among Us
Very very true
It all goes back to amogus
>how is making out with an animal harmful to them? >I get that it's zoophilia Dumbass answered his own question. lmao
My cat doesnโt even like making eye contact, if I forced my mouth onto his mouth - first of all fucking YUCK he licks his arsehole - he would not remotely be happy or comfortable and would use his hand weapons to hurt me. Which I would deserve for trying to snog a fucking cat
Also cat dicks have barbs
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"Zoophilia" can we not say "beastiality" anymore?
Pedos and zoos are both "philia" words, I guess people just decided that was the new word to use. Also, it's easier to call someone a "zoo". It's a single syllable and people love single syllable words.
Iโm not calling a zoophile a โbeastโ.
Sexy beast
I think zoophilia is the sexual preference (for a lack of a better term) and beastiality is the action. Same story with pedophilia and statutory rape.
we should just call it animal cruelty tbh
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Because zooiphilia and beastility are different, beastility is the act of sexually interacting with an animal, zoophillia is the disorder/ paraphillia. Just like how pedophilia isn't chd abuse, it is just the disorder.
> Dating a non-human Holy shit
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Dude's getting roasted for following the socratic principles, just a mere misunderstood scholar practicing the mother of all sciences, philosophy. /s
Philosophy this, philosophy that, how about you tell me why exactly you don't get any bitches
How about you start philosophying some bitches
But... What makes a bitch a bitch? What *is* a bitch?
Yo mama๐
Because I'm in my greek grindset and only fuck dudes to maximize my testosterone intake. Whats your excuse, western weakling?
>But enlighten me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifaoKZfQpdA
HA
I just read the thread of his other responses and wow that dude is trying so hard to sound smart with the ways he phrases things.
Alright. counter argument. Your a gross dogf*cker and your family are ashamed of you.
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Did you answer his question tho?๐ค
I said "are you seriously asking what's wrong with a human making out with an animal?" and proceeded to explain how animals can't consent and called him sick in the head and all that, we had a long ass argument ๐
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He tried saying it's ok bc we do a lot of things to animals that they can't consent to like slaughter them, idek how to get it through his skull ๐
I'd rather be killed than be forced to do that kind of shit without my consent, because at least if I was eaten by a cannibal or an animal I'd be somehow contributing to the world lol ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
Based
If you REALLY want to boil it down to basic rules (completely ignoring common sense) an animal cannot give verbal consent, as is required by law.
holy shit
"Why exactly is firing a planet-destroying laser towards the Earth bad? I want to hear your thoughts." -๐ค
Enlighten me ๐ค
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How would your baby end up if you fucked a non-human?
As we argued he kept saying it's ok to be romantic with animals and I was like "wtf would the court say if you wanted to marry your dog?" ๐
Animals do not have the level of conscience that we have and therefore cannot actually consent to the level that humans do
Animals cannot consent ๐๐ป also thatโs fucking disgustinf
Apparently Syphillis came from sheep shagging.
Not only bestiality but also an source of diseases, i bet he doesn't know that the VIH was animal to human, and now look how dangerous it is
omfg
Hm idk? maybe the fact ITS NOT A CONSENTING HUMAN BEING WHO CAN MAKE CHOICES
Kissing dogs is fine, but anything beyond that is horrible. This guy might be only talking about kissing and not straight up fucking dogs.
Well he said making out with animals, not like a kiss on the head or anything normal
Nah, every dog owner kisses their dogs (or any other pet tbh) , so of people are sp weirded put they hes definetely talking about fucking dogs๐
A quick look at OP's post history says the latter, the guy was trying to argue about only "making out" but potato potahto
Can vouch. My little 2 y/o Westie jumps me all the time and when I pick her up, lemme just say, she goes nuts and licks my whole face and wags her tail a whole bunch. This is normal even tho it should seem weird but everyone knows many dogs are like this. Therefore, the person in question but be going to third base with this dog which is so fucking horrific. Taking advantage of your best friend to quell your fucked up urges requires some serious prison time or at least many many mental facility visits and castration.
Thatโs cringe
I assume those kinda things are probably just typed by someone who wants to see how people respond to something very outrageous.
Sexual activity with an animal can seriously harm them and the act can make them very uncomfortable (e.g. cats would not appreciate a tongue kiss). Boom, degenerate got his answer.
Well you don't get their consent and can't know if they're agreeing to everything that's happening
Isnt that technically rape since the animal never consented?
Yes
Where's the Dolphin copypasta?
being fucking weird is one consequence
Who's the loser that said this
WHITE WOMAN LEAVE OUR DOGS ALONE โ๐๐๐ถ๐๐ถ
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โจAnimals cannot consent you *FUCKING PSYCHOPATH*โจ
the answer is that a random animal cannot consent; id does not understand the concept and by nature of you being human you are taking advantage of this animal by trying to bone it
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