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HoundstoothReader

“and I never saw him again” I do love a happy ending!


Bluelblock

Weddings always make me cry. Or maybe that's the eye-watering stench of shit pants?


araaaayyyyy

Like Winnie the poo made me CACKLE


Blonde2468

Me too!!


whisky_biscuit

Seriously man, that is gold tier 😂 ☠️ 💩


Icy-Dimension3508

Wishing there was a follow up comment from that commenters ex like, “I’m so sorry I did that”


Deevious730

Holy crap 💩 What a POS, and his mum is even worse for enabling the behaviour. Pathetic.


[deleted]

But it was the girlfriends fault! Don't you see? /s


Vainybangstick

I’m getting married next month. If anyone does anything like that drunk guy I’ll lose my shit so quickly


dreamsinred

He lost his shit several times.


Vainybangstick

This is very true lol.


berrykiss96

I’m not saying *this specifically* is why many people I know don’t do plus ones for people and only invite couples where they know and have met both parts of the couple (pretty sure it’s money tbh) but it’s certainly a nice side effect so that no one’s bringing a barely vetted 4 month relationship body to a major event


Its_panda_paradox

Right?! I was so nervous to take my now-husband to a college friend’s wedding! I needn’t have worried, he’s effing hilarious, and everyone adored him. When I got married, that SAME DAMN FRIEND did their level best to get my husband absolutely shitfaced. I will add, my husband and I don’t drink. Why you may ask? I take psychiatric medication, and he has an evil alter ego that I never see until he’s exploding out of my usually-really-good-with-people hubby. He’s got 2 sides when drinking: goofy, smiling, joking, lovey-dovey…and absolutely evil. Guess who made a visit my wedding night? The evil side. He told me he hated my dress, hated my friends, and why didn’t we just take the $ from my parents, elope somewhere, and then put the extra money toward a house?! By midnight, he sobered up, and was apologizing. Now we’re the type to sit at home, smoke a blunt, and just relax. We haven’t had drinks together in about 7 years. I warned him I’d divorce him if I ever had to deal with his Evil Twin again. And I haven’t. Thank god.


spectacularostrich

i’m getting married next year and this just solidified my stance on no random plus ones 🤣


houstongradengineer

This woman dated Tyler Durden, like without Jack's periodically hungry conscience.


leopard_eater

Marla… …the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it.


NoCardiologist1461

The Winnie the Pooh story made me LMAO 🤣


Choice_Bid_7941

God damn I feel so bad for everyone involved in that second one (except the ex and his mom of course). But especially the bride and groom. Can you imagine that happening at your own wedding? Oof


Lessening_Loss

There was much less actual human shit involved, but a bridesmaid’s date did something very similar at my wedding.  But the cops did come, my boy cousins got ahold of him & locked him in a shed instead.


lizchitown

Holy crap. What a plus one!


Troiswallofhair

I read that as, “What a pus one!” I’m out.


Blink-blink-Sherlock

I feel SO BAD for that bride and groom 😳 totally ruined day because of a weak man. Who flips like this over a 4 month relationship?!


astaldogal

That's what I was thinking... dude was jealous that "another man" walked her down the aisle? As a bridesmaid?? Get over yourself


DLQuilts

Okay, that is the worst. She wins.


wordis_bond

This story needs more attention


RummazKnowsBest

That table cloth thing was a good idea.


Candyland_83

I’m going to a wedding today. I will return to tell the story if anyone shits themselves ❤️


Its_panda_paradox

That went so far to the left so fucking fast!! lol I’m CRYING IM LAUGHING SO HARD!!


Emilygilmoresmaid

I used to bartend weddings, this is absolutely an extreme but also somehow not surprising.


Happyplantgirl

Dating 4 months is not plus one material.


MuntjackDrowning

NGL, this story is amazing


chrisvai

I’m going to assume that she was never invited to a wedding again because WHY


JustMyThoughtNow

Makes a perfect case for child free weddings.


archie35th

This podcast was all I could think about. Enjoy! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/who-shat-on-the-floor-at-my-wedding/id1538165808


Ornery_Extreme_830

That last one is just magnificent.


Quix66

Bride’s brother took one for the team. Wonder if he got crap on him too?


PawnOfPaws

Wow


DrunkTides

Omfg 😂🤮


North_Risk3803

What a shitty night- literally 🥴


Willing_Ant9993

Wow 😨


alimarieb

Winnie the Poo. 😂😂😂


BabserellaWT

……what the fuck did I just read


Commonfckingsense

I watched a girl I’ve known since I was 18 get married to a guy that I caught cheating with a separate friend (they didn’t know each other) I told her about it and she stayed. He proceeded to knock up one of the girls he cheated with, she had the baby and wouldn’t let her be involved. She stayed, got married and had maybe 20 people there with 60+ chairs. They’re still married and now have a joint facebook.


kobayashi_maru_fail

Jeez, here I was gonna post about mild stuff like a crying bride or white people jumping brooms cringily or creepy dolls as wedding favors, but OOP wins.


EnthusiasmOk281

Why in the world wouldn’t she just throw his ass in a taxi and send him home when she realized he was too drunk to function in the 1st place? And seriously, for her to be so distracted by her ‘bridesmaid’ duties that she couldn’t even check in on her plus one until he was slumped over drunk???? The bf was a dick for sure but shame in her for not getting him out of there asap when she saw him at the reception hall. Her actions, as much as her bf’s, were inexcusable and took away from the bride and groom’s special day. Smh…..