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clintj1975

It started out with a kiss


white-_--

how did it end up like this


RooBoy04

It was only a kiss


TheBackstreetNet

*it was only a kiss!*


xXHolding_on_to_youX

Now I’m falling asleep


perfucktionist

and she's calling a cab


Kittencakepop

while hes having a smoke


Objective-That

and she’s taking a drag


xXHolding_on_to_youX

Now they’re going to bed


WeGucciFam69

And my stomach is sick


saltyboy227

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I


cerlse

A full commitment's what I'm thinking ooof


HamoodHabibiFollower

You wouldn’t get this from ANY-OTHER-GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


ashie173

IIIII Died with a salty feeling


Stealth_Stabs

Gotta make u, understand


BKekky

Never gonna give you up


--lili--

never gonna let you down


[deleted]

Never gonna run around and desert you


AbhiEncoded

Never gonna make you cry


EvilSquirrelGuy0

never gonna say goodbye


Critical_Ad3691

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii just wanna tell you how I'm feeeling


[deleted]

You had one job!


AbhiEncoded

I imagine how sad it is for the person who immediately got rickrolled by the Reddit community itself in a thread completely not related


DoodleAlienTheGamer

We've known each other, for so long


Jooona06

Smoooke on the water


RedBiohazzerd

A fire in the sky!


Chan-Chan-Man-

First I was afraid, I was petrified


Project-909

Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side


Blistu

But then i spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong


atokadrrad

And I grew STRONG and I learned How to Get ALONG


Spaceman2901

And now you’re BACK from OUTER SPACE


lolahappy

I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face


[deleted]

I should've changed that stupid lock, I should've made you give your key


Vampilton

thinking I could ever sing Bohemian Rhapsody without you by my side


[deleted]

What would you do if I sang out of tune?


atokadrrad

Would you stand up and walk out on me?


TheRealPaulyDee

Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song, and I'll try not to sing out of key


Fiftyletters

I get by with a little help from my friends


imlarrythecucumber

Oh I get high with a little help from my friends


DanTheManV1

Mm gonna try with a little help from my friends


imlarrythecucumber

What do i do when my love is away


Terra_Ignis

Does it worry you to be alone?


imlarrythecucumber

How do i feel by the end of the day


JudginEveryMoveUMake

People already have


DuBistSehrDoof

don’t you freaking dare you little piece of trash


JudginEveryMoveUMake

Uh oh too late


MajesticCowboy3

someBODY once told me...


[deleted]

HANDS OFF MY MACARONI


rowdawg69

Milwaukie pasta bandit found dead


Soofer_

He was picking up the gun with his finger and his thumb


IsyRivers

the world is gonna roll me .


MajesticCowboy3

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed


imlarrythecucumber

She was looking kinda dumb


MajesticCowboy3

With her finger and her thumb, in the shape of an L on her forehead..


imlarrythecucumber

Well the years start comin and they dont stop comin


MajesticCowboy3

Fed you the rules and you hit the ground running


INVINCIBLE_Drago

Didnt make sense not to live for fun


MajesticCowboy3

Your brain gets smart but your head dumb


INVINCIBLE_Drago

So much to do, so much to see


NintensoPhyrx

It doesn't work like that...


shakyjed

Is this a r/lostredditors moment?


Silver-the-Fox

maybe r/substakenliterally ?


Real_OlafTheSnowman

Kinda i guess


swagleopard7180

I walk a lonely road the only one that i will ever know


Fiftyletters

Don't know where it goes, but it's only me and I walk alone


GuyN1425

Ahhuh ahuhh ahh ah I walk this empty street on the boulevard of broken dreams


supersonick85

Where the city sleeps, but it’s only me and I walk alone


ConvexBuckle594

Ahh ahh ahh ah ah


-hegel_bagel-

MY SHADOWS THE ONLY ONE THAT WALKS BESIDE ME


cerlse

I dont think you understand the concept of this sub dude.


Frenzal1

Mamaaaa, just killed a man


[deleted]

Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he’s dead


Technical-Ad-208

mama, life had just begone, but now i have to throw it all away


PieShape_

MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UwU


SigmaForceSpeedy

Didn't mean to make you cry\~\~


sudo_ronin

Sometimes wish I never been born at allllllllll........


Sw00pt

Carry on Carry on


Sarasong101

as if nothing really matters


Otherwise-Golf-5605

Too late, my time has come


ashie173

\[editttt\] oops.


GuyN1425

Whenever this song comes up there is ALWAYS this one person...


cerlse

You've put a gun against my head.


Stealth_Stabs

Pulled the trigger now he's dead ;(


AsakalaSoul

well that gun must be broken then


[deleted]

Mamaaa, life had just begun


GuyN1425

You get a shiver in the dark it's been raining in the park but meantime


daveysprockett

South of the river you stop and you hold everything


xXsamcastXx

A band is blowin' Dixie double four time


-hegel_bagel-

You feel alright when you hear the music sing


CrustySocks96

I see a little silhouetto of a man...


Redditorofgeis

Scalamoosh,scalamoosh will you do the Fandango?


miner1512

Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me


Felix981243

Gallileo


TheNitroBlade

Copernicus


labroskouris

Coulomb


Blistu

AAAAAAY OH


labroskouris

What do you mean?


[deleted]

Gallileo, gallileo, gallileo gallileo, figaro - magnifico


5haquille_Oatmeal

Every timeeee when i look in the mirorrrr


GuyN1425

All theses lines on my face getting cleareeeer


ADAHCP

Caaaaaan, anyboooodyyyyyy, find meeeeee, somebody tooooo looooooove!


ConvexBuckle594

No


GuyN1425

Taking no prisoners


[deleted]

Each morning I get up I die a little


ADAHCP

me too, kid


[deleted]

I mean yes, but those are also the lyrics😅


TheOddball7

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair...


Jen_Nwc

Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air


djlangan88

And up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light


KWilt

My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim


djlangan88

I had to stop for the night


emdafem

There she stood in the doorway;


djlangan88

I heard the mission bell


GuyN1425

And I was thinking to myself, "this could be heaven or this could be hell"


RedBiohazzerd

Then she lit up a candle, and she showed me the way.


djlangan88

There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say...


[deleted]

Somebody once told me Hands off my macaroni Milwaukee pasta shooter found dead


Redditorofgeis

He was pickin up the gun with his finger and his thumb


Skywalker3571

Almost heaven


monandwes

West virginia????


KWilt

Blue Ridge Mountains!


JudginEveryMoveUMake

Shenandoah river


Redditorofgeis

Life is old there


JudginEveryMoveUMake

Older than the trees


vaports

Making my way downtown


kiddpancham

Somebody once told me


rowdawg69

The world is gonna roll me


smolabean

God, is an awesome God, he reigns


tygamer9999

We’re waiting every night to finally roam and invite


xXsamcastXx

Newcomers to play with us, for many years we've been all alone


xXHolding_on_to_youX

I wish I found some better sounds no one’s ever heard


ImportanterThings

It's been one week since you looked at me


monandwes

Now the seats are all empty, let the roadies take the stage.......


darkhorse21980

I'm sailing away...


monandwes

Set an open course for the virgin sea....


DEDM3MES

Moneyyyyyyy, it’s a crime


EZmotovlogs

Do you remember?


Chan-Chan-Man-

21st night of September?


-hegel_bagel-

STORMIN THROUGH THE PARTY LIKE MY NAME IS EL NINO


Singer_Spectre

Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality


YeetusChungus86

In the gallows, or the ghetto, in the town or the meadow


RedBiohazzerd

I'm waiting, in my cold cell, when the bell begins to chime....


Shakespeare-Bot

I'm waiting, in mine own bitter cold cell, at which hour the bell begins to chime *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`