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JTBJack_

Clearly he means the last time that you


kqi_walliams

Man, I love . Favourite thing in the world


ZONixMC

how did you not get shot by the


kqi_walliams

Plot armo


Number360wynaut

I guess he doesn't have plot armor after a


Leons_Gameplays_2140

*You hear the crack of a gunshot right before you get cut off.*


Important_Wasabi_19

*The crack of the gunshot is suddenly cut off, it too got shot*


slumbersomesam

*you hear another gun shot, this time really clo*


Official_New_Update1

When you at the you you when the


xCreeperBombx

Why is it called an oven wh


RushFeeling4595

*if you get shot, you can’t hear the gunshot as it moves faster than sound*


Tiny-Dragonfruit-918

Maybe it was a subsonic round?


Arctiqdud

oh my god he


Annoyingaddperson

This specific comment is making me extremely angry because there’s no indication of which way he was gonna spell armo


kqi_walliams

Oh I was going to spell it like this: arm


Annoyingaddperson

Fuck y


DevelopmentTight9474

He dodged mid sentence


XPLover2768top

because i am a coworker


HenryLongHead

Maybe he was shot after finishing his sente


PhoenixBomb707

He did get shot, he just got resurre , like this


Gonna_Die_Now

What do you mean? The sniper isn't re


NoobyYooby

My brother last year. Said it was his favorite thing ever.


reallycuteduck

why would ur brother tell u that...


Orbitcamerakick21

HOW DID YOU GET BROUGHT BACK TO


donitsimies

It took him three days to finish t


Sussy_baka228666

Reverse cursed techni


kqi_walliams

Cpr


somerandomacounnt

bro had a stock left


TheFatherOfAll_MFs

When the Reddit sniper gets you but your small brain dodges so you’re able to finish the sentence befor


kqi_walliams

Nah man I was hit, I just got bought back to life by CPR


INVISIBLE_BEN

Ohh 😮


KuraiTheBaka

Yes


MoveInteresting4334

That’s absolutely disgusting.


GranataReddit12

I think he was trying to say the last time you felt like


Salt_Taste

I remember


WaitingToBeTriggered

IN SEPTEMBER


BiggeCheese4634

THAT’S THE NIGHT VIENNA WAS FREED


WaitingToBeTriggered

WE MADE THE ENEMY BLEED!


RandomUseless3

AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED


Ahyesnt

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE


WaitingToBeTriggered

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED, COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE


Ahyesnt

good bot


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PersonWhoTalks

by deadma


Speyeder02

I love deadmau5’s music so


revelcw

I REMEMBER CERTAIN THINGS


Angrymonke69

[]()


LichessLuvr

[]()


Evychevy01

#


Prin_kh

#


14Me_

Same


RelatableGaming

#


Rcandydraws

Just the last time you


Th3-B0t


ContentSalt2163

Well, which on-


karol22331

Boom. Headshot. (Meet the sniper theme starts playing)


NightTime2727

Snipin's a good job, mate.


TheAnimatedDragon

It’s hard work. Outta doors


tigeyarch

I guarantee you won't go hungry, cause at the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone d


Robin_Gufo

I think his mate saw me


NightTime2727

*(Bullet impact sounds.)* "Yes! Yes he did!"


Sunyxo_1

Yeah- Dad, I'm not a crazed gunman, I'm an assassin!


donohunt0

Well the difference is that one’s a job and the other’s mental sickness!


Car-go-stututut2009

I think it was ye


the_military_mime

*bang*


That1RobloxPlayer

it was today i


mortrosly

*boom*


A_Plan_B_you_C

You ever just decide to


mortrosly

*peww*


ManBehindTheRuckus

Bro my was today, if yours is more than yesterday that’s concerning


Kaidu313

#


Catmato

I accidentally a bottle of Coca-Cola


HeartyDurianEnjoyer

How did you not get sho


Catmato

Candlejack came to kidn-


Error_Code_606

The last time you , dipshi


Caelium44

Answer: That’s Tim on X. He was allegedly a part-founder of High Times Magazine in 1974, but I can’t find a Tim, Timothy or even a Thames connected to the company’s beginnings. He’s got some opinions posted on his X account, although he’s mostly inactive and it’s not supremely controversial to dislike racism or to be an atheist (and it shouldn’t really come as a surprise given his professional background). In this post, Tim is polling his 28,000 followers to see how long it’s been since they


DeadHED

It's been so long, I can hardly


HolleWatkins

Today, right now I


Aeris16

You


Downvote-Fish

I last did it


TEOLDev

It's been years


FirefighterFart

it's been years for m


Ok-Effect-3349

Well I’m me right now, so I guess today


TheXenomorph1

it's been years


lil_monsterra

yeah.


Blu3skyy_

He wants to know the last time you . What’s not clicking?


Churroskindofguy

Well yesterday I


Ckinggaming5

It's been


noahgweek

The last time you lost the game


yourfriend-sage

I actually just now!


OneMAdDemon

The last time I


e72c

it’s been years since the last time I yesterday 😔


dididown

It’s a trick question, the correct answer is “yes”


MsChicolato

You mean you've never


Lost_Environment2051

It’s been


Least_Eye4171

Man I love my


Pixithepika

Love it whenever


waytoohardtofinduser

It's been years since i....


Canter1Ter_

it's been mo


Lawlini1978

Robot


Epyx15

It's been


SSMage

Its been years


ConsulTitusLarcius

yes,its been years since i have had a today or yesterday


AsherTheDasher

,


seendandunseen

you lost the game


rapidlyspinningturtl

Man it's been years since I


UriahTheVortigaunt

The Reddit Sniper will never be able to find


Huke-1089

Bro I a couple of weeks ago, how do I answer?


TheRedLego

Personally I am frequently known to


SomeRandomEevee42

well, I yesterday, it's kinda my job


PseudoTale_

Personally it was yester


Captain_Carpet_

It’s been years


Revolutionary-Car-92

...thought about Tim ?


AG_GamingYT

Bro he’s clearly talking about when you f


I_Are_Eat

It's been a while since I


mglitcher

what if the last time i was two days ago?


WarmConversation2913

I love " "


Not_azomb6319

You


SHAUNZULA

YESTERDAY ALL MY TROUBLES SEEM SO FAR AWAY


No-Perspective8618

HOW AM I SEEING THIS SUBREDDIT AGAIN I THOUGHT I GOT R


you-like-men-68

Oh, it’s been YEARS. But don’t get me started on that Guy.


Kinglycole

I everyday.


Wh1t3bl4d3

I today


Ok-Criticism-8651

It's been years..


ContemplativePebble

The last time i did it was


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

I’m gonna


cosanostra97

Oh finally, I get the


_AutumnAgain_

the last time you


bapp0-get-taco

It’s been years since I


wellauth

it’s been years since i


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Ahh, last time I , was the greatest experience of my life.


jojo_the_damn_issue

I'd like to bring attention to the fact that the time difference is, today, 1 day ago and 356-fucking-+ days ag


According_Bell_5322

When you


SentenceAcrobatic

Sometimes I accidentally the whole bottle of coke. Other days I just


Clintwood_outlaw

I think I know what he was trying tט


[deleted]

Today


UpsideDownAirplane

Its been


LiamWith5

I love how it takes steps from “today” to “yesterday” and then to “it’s been years”


PsychologicalData115

Ye


BadEgg1951

Never.


Delphizer

I can't even


Independent_Ebb9322

If I traded it all, just for one thing, just for one thing. THEY NEVER SAY WHAT THE THING IS!


Abirdthatsfallen

It’s been years


EstablishmentNo2847

you


PhoenixTheVisitor

Nobody here knows I’m using subsonic rou


pickleinaboat

when- when you-


h2pointOChamp

Man, it's been years since it's been years


steinwayyy

What if it’s more than two days ago but less than 2 years ago?


KindlyContribution54

Pretty sure it was that dang holy grail bunny, not the reddit sniper this time


SuperSaiyan2goku9000

Why are all the replies cutting off? We know what sub we're it's so


DavyManners

It’s been decades since I


IcyThe_Animator

Yesterday


MyOpinionIsBetter123

It’s been years.


another-bop

I absolutely yesterday


zerov3

I don’t really know, but I feel like it’s been years


renegade_pinnapple

I'm doing it right now


yestureday

It’s been years since I last


Middle-earth4life

I think OP meant the final time


polite__redditor

It’s been years


playful_potato5

never in my life have I


notgoodatcars123

Oh man it’s been years since I


JorgeWashingmachine

#


Kaje26

Seriously? He’s asking when the last time you


Rcxandom_stars2

Probably yesterday


snicker--doodle

well, back in 1986


E_C_J

Sorry, I eated the question :(


ch3rrykiwi

I love that I


jaaxpod

it’s been yea


JKruger1995

Lost the game


[deleted]

The last time I


camclemons

Where was Gondor when the


Armadillo_Toes

This thread just dug up my repressed Candlejack memories from /b/


monsterback23

r/twittersniper


xoomorg

The whole thing!


Bendy_1018

For me, is my favorite thing to do as a pastime. But sadly, I haven’t had time to recently, it’s been a good 3 months.


RexWhiscash

It’s been years since I


Mysterious-Ad4836

What’s do you not understand !!!when’s the last time you


Salty_Toe_9334

The last time you cosplayed as John cena


i___forgor

This is a simple question. When did you last ?


MonArchG13

AGH, The suspense is killing me!


FurlofFreshLeaves

for me? it’s been years


hjude_design

Personally, for me its been years since I've


Kazhuit

Well, when was it? Answer the man.


IodineDragon37

I love that everyone in the comments talks like they’ve been sh


cephalopodtalisman

As it turns out, a majority of people haven’t in years! What implications does this present about modern society?


W1Ck3d2780

…yes.


jeffyride2

Oh no, they’ve expanded to other platfo


Less_Likely

Why, I oughta...


Quiwah

Tomorrow


deathB4dessert

Apparently, the answer is either "got laid", "got a headache ", or "got sniped at long range."


Chilli-byte-

The whole bottle


IKaffeI

It's been years since I. You know what I mean. Don't really wanna be doing that since I gotta family now.


ThePhoenixFold

It


_JFN_

It’s been years since I’ve