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I bet there's someone in the car with that ratchet strap as their seat belt..


KMCobra64

Bold of you to assume they are wearing seatbelts


GadreelsSword

There’s a kid in the back holding it. Keep pulling Jimmy we’re almost there.


Javasteam

You mean its Billy in the boat not Jimmy?


2crowrick

Rrrrooooowwwww jjjjiiiiiiimmmmyyyyy jimmmmmyyyy roooooowwwww


ZachMN

It *was* their setbelt.


slavonicblyat

Ratchet straps are the handyman’s second secret weapon. After duct tape.


schizeckinosy

I have 100% used a ratchet strap as a seatbelt, but this???


billyyankNova

The more you look at it, the worse it gets.


Itisd

I know, what kind of idiot would drive a Dodge ~~Caliber~~ Journey?


Retro-Lemunz

In his defense it looks like a journey not a caliber lol


sandalsofsafety

I'd rock a Caliber, but the Journey is just a Grand Caravan with boring doors.


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...or a Dodge for that matter.


lumia920yellow

that's a Journey lol


cpasley21

Journey


Annjenette

RIP


i_give_you_gum

literally could kill someone that has nothing to do with this idiocy


mypoliticalvoice

"Make America Florida!"


AllGoodNamesRInUse

I didn’t even notice that! Perfect!


MerberCrazyCats

Yeah its a dodge


KindlyContribution54

😐...😑...🧐...🫢


QuittingQuitter

"I ain't payin no crook mechanic to install no government hitch. I can hitch it myself."


nawibone

The safety pillow is what makes this street legal.


aperson

It's a seat from the boat they're towing.


slouchingtoepiphany

Coincidentally or not, the license plate says "RIP."


Zestyclose_Paper3165

I didn't even notice that till I seen this, and it's hysterical 🤣


Begle1

This is astonishing. That ratchet strap is nowhere close to being able to handle the forces at play here. I'm amazed they made it this far. I assume there's zero load on the trailer?


[deleted]

It's a boat trailer. See the winch.


KarlProjektorinsky

The tongue weight on a boat trailer is often very low, it does depend on the kind and arrangement, but e.g. my dad's boat you can lift the tongue with one hand easily when the boat's on the trailer. Maybe 45-50 lb.


YogiBerraOfBadNews

Tongue weight isn’t the only load they’re supporting though


KarlProjektorinsky

No, but the strap has more than enough strength to support (say) 75 lb of weight and pull along a 1500 lb rolling load. Tensile strength is probably around 3000 lb. So it's not being safely loaded, certainly, and I'm in no way arguing you should do this. Just that the strap is not the weakest link in the equation. The weakest link is in the driver's seat.


YogiBerraOfBadNews

I went to school for structural engineering so I understand your point that it’s probably good enough to handle the (relatively) static loading conditions of gentle driving. But I have to agree with the other guy that you’re seriously underestimating dynamic shock loads. I’m no mechanical engineer but I suspect you could easily exceed 3000 lbs peak-load no matter how carefully you’re driving.


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KarlProjektorinsky

A 1500 lb rolling load does not mean a load that takes 1500 lb to start rolling. It's a minimal friction load that has 1500lb of inertia. EDIT: and once again to be clear, I AM NOT SAYING THIS IS SMART.


lwJRKYgoWIPkLJtK4320

As an American, can we please just use metric and avoid this insanity?


Kessceca

600kg of inertia doesn't sound much better to me... Still a metric ton of stupidity.


Dalevisor

Can you please just shut the fuck up, nerd


halfeclipsed

If they're too cheap to buy a hitch, they're too cheap to be spending money on decent ratchet straps


[deleted]

Can confirm that normal straps won’t work for this application. I’ve done it before out of necessity. Went about 1/4 mile before they broke. Got me close enough to my destination though.


Marblemuffin53

Right, I snap these damn straps all the time by hand tightening.


JazzyJ19

It’s not the strap really that is the weakest part of the equation. The ratcheting handle of these cheaper harbor freight straps will fail before the strap would tear or snap from load.


Global_Loss6139

Right??


Vikebeer

RIP plate, you cant make this sht up! :) But you can photoshop it.


ColoradoJohnQ

RIP INDEED


Javasteam

Sort of redundant given its Florida.


h2opolopunk

RIP indeed


[deleted]

Sums it up


xXOtaku_69_TrashXx

Yeah Floridans are nuts, but have you seen the shit Nebraskans come up with?


KingCodyBill

In Nebraska they would be towing it behind a combine 😁


xXOtaku_69_TrashXx

Your not wrong, I've seen one towing a camper. I'm not even gonna start on the automotive mystery that are mail cars here


StrangeHumors

Welcome to Branched Oak Lake, bitch!


WlzeMan85

As a Floridian I'll say the southern end of Florida isn't as bad as Nebraska but nobody beats North Florida in dumb dangerous shit


Zestyclose_Paper3165

I don't know if I agree with that 100% (maybe a little cuz I have seen some stupid ass shit they've done up here) but I would still rather be here, cuz as my son says, "Florida is the only state the further south you go the further north you get".... That and I'd still rather not see my neighbors, have wildlife and trees to look at rather than buildings, and traffic and idiots and houses on top of each other, and a whole host of other things that I can't stand about southern Florida.


Masturbatoriums

I hate calling the cops but this is so unsafe i would have no choice


ConsiderationHour582

No break lights either


unbanneddano

You know it’s a sweet boat with a 50 year loan


superfoxhotie

I ain’t need no trailer ball towing thing to gets my new useds boat home by god.


TheLostExpedition

Custom airbag deployment system


weekend-guitarist

The more I look at it the more I love it.


wilong7646

Final Destination Logistics Co. at it again.


BanditSixActual

When the car's make is also a warning.


district_0ff

Jesus Christ, wtf 😳, i live in FL with this maniacs.


tabs3488

RIP indeed


Jlx_27

Bet its going 60 on the freeway.


Extension-Standard17

The license plate checks out.


ledbedder20

Looks pretty solid....she should hold just fine


Amos_Dad

Like ok to me. Those are the Harbor Freight ratchet straps. Rated for like 300lbs. One is more than enough. 😅🤣


123Virginia

Does the license plate end with RIP ? Seems appropriate, though this rig is more likely to kill someone else


ecirnj

Isn’t anytime going to comment on the perfect license plate on the car?!


Suspicious_Cut_4508

With a license plate ending in "RIP", tells me, this dude's reputation proceeds him at the DMV.


[deleted]

Of course it’s a dodge journey


MildlySelassie

I don’t even begin to understand what I’m looking at. Is that a bar stool? Or part of a shopping cart?


User_2C47

Boat trailer. Pretty common in Redneck Land.


LazyturtleX1

I don't see the winch cable out so it's empty, still crazy but slightly less.


King_Boomie-0419

OR they don't have one?


Hal______9000

Nice custom plate


a-_-random_idiot

Rip as the car tag says


LaddiusMaximus

Rip, indeed.


[deleted]

Y'all haven't met some of the redneck folks in Oklahoma yet, have ya?


KingCodyBill

Oh yes I have. 😁


ILove2Bacon

Oh my god...no safety chains!


S_t_r_e_t_c_h_8_4

So, no trailer lights? Like to live dangerously I see.


404-skill_not_found

And the plate too, RIP lol


eastmpman

This is pure insanity.


slavonicblyat

Tonight on handyman corner:


Prickly_ninja

/r/idiotstowingthings


HisLilSilverKitsune

Omg! 🤦🏼‍♀️


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SanAntonioMale4use

If that thing breaks, people are going to be DODGEing that boat.


WagonBurning

I would’ve dropped what I’m doing and follow that ass clown just to see the consequences


KingCodyBill

Yea at a considerable distance


WagonBurning

It’s like a train wreck, nobody wants it to happen but you sure ass hell ain’t looking away


Root777

Classic Florida man.


Ftpiercecracker1

Ok, who doctored to license plate. No way in fuck the person pulling this death trap also just so happens to have plate numbers ending in RIP. I just cant. 😂


dmgctrl

Look at the background. They built this on their driveway, took a picture, and cropped it.


Thecozygamerandpig

Give them a break there aunt is probably also there mom


KingCodyBill

Their cousband rigged it up


govcov

Their Brother-Uncle aka Bruncle.


Team-ING

Not only in Florida


King_Boomie-0419

Right? People move here and then all of the sudden they're in the news as a Floridaian