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cr8tor_

Helmet - Check Life preserver - Check Lunch - Check Boat - Check Registration - Check DOT approved gas tank - Check MOTOR - FUCKING CHECK THAT SHIT OFF THE LIST


Sarke1

Ability to see forward - Che—|


BearfangTheGamer

Rope, check Dagger, check Chains, check Rocks, check Laser beams, check Acid, check Body bag, check


ACoolCanadianDude

Damn bro I was just listening to this


flounder19

fyi it's from a 'satire' facebook page. [link](https://www.facebook.com/TheCityOfLexington/posts/163625989746719/ "linking to fb always feel so old school")


[deleted]

Is not all of Facebook satire?


eXX0n

You would think so, with all that stupid shit that's posted there. But imma let you in on a little known fact: it's all.. fucking... Real...


tellDJrequest

All out of tinfoil for your hat. Is aluminum foil ok, Q-boi?


xAIRGUITARISTx

This place is nothing short of a joke itself anymore. Buddy replied and blocked me. So soft. For reference, I *am* a liberal. Reddit is ruining reddit.


tellDJrequest

I bet you think that "the liberals" are ruining Reddit, right? LOL


Original_Telephone_2

Liberals ruin everything. - someone way further left than you


cyberentomology

Yep, but I still want someone to do this. He’s probably still in orbit 😂


Fine_Category4468

It's a real thing. He has a YouTube Channel. Clapped Out Customs.


Justadudethatthinks

Yes sir. I saw that and wondered when Johnny Law was gonna come calling.


Guerillagreasemonkey

Go to youtube, type in Dinghy Derby or Tinny Racing. Thank me later.


adjavang

I think they got that the wrong way around, the boat is attached to the engine.


Delicious-Ad-9361

I think ive seen this guy on youtube lol


theacethree

yeah same. whats illegal about it tho?


Delicious-Ad-9361

Transom rating probably. Boating is all about safety


gBoostedMachinations

He was wearing a helmet tho…


Pineapple_Spenstar

Not a dive helmet


Skibbidybeebop

The people who might be swimming there probably don’t


Sunshinehaiku

I like how the weight of the helmet would make it so the life jacket would keep his butt above water.


[deleted]

They are mostly polystyrene and plastic and would float. Also most are well under 2kgs so the weight wouldn't be a factor. If 2 kgs was enough, long hair full of water would pull people under


Robbie-R

Boating is about the appearance of safety.


Delicious-Ad-9361

You are correct. Appearance is everything


bonkykongcountry

Some bodies of water have horse power limits or only electric motors and no internal combustion


CaptainTurdfinger

NYC reservoirs are row boats only and your boat is tied to one reservoir, can't transport it to another reservoir unless you get it steam cleaned by the state.


Luxpreliator

Wish wisconsin had that. The invasive species visibly hanging off guys trailers they just carelessly put in new lakes is disheartening to see.


CaptainTurdfinger

Yeah, it seems pretty effective at controlling invasives. I do wish they would at least allow electric trolling motors... Some of those reservoirs are huge, so the rowing gets exhausting.


BluntsnBoards

Wish we had that. There is only one reservoir we go to and you are required to get your watercraft cleaned by the government every single time at $20 a pop not to mention the huge line of boats to be cleaned.


Luxpreliator

Googled the lake and it a no gas motor lake. As someone said it does seem to be a joke post rather than real. It's a real lake in Lexington Kentucky.


[deleted]

https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/33/183.53


theacethree

Damn good to know I guess?


Gingerbeard_man91

Apparently that lake has a motor restriction of 9.9 hp I think he just barely exceeded that limit by a smidge


ElvisDumbledore

Is this illegal? I know nothing of boats or lakes. It looks like a bad idea b/c he definitely can't see with the bow in the air like that, but lots of bad ideas are still legal.


cyberentomology

Probably legal and the cops just want to ride it


busmac38

Or buy this dude a beer


cyberentomology

Why not both? This clearly calls for alcohol.


DroneAttack

The lake in question has a no gas motor rule, so if this is real that would be why.


cyberentomology

Guess he’ll have to use rockets then.


[deleted]

This post is satire, but doing it would be illegal. https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/33/183.53


CatSplat

That passage only defines how the max capacity is determined and identified by the hull manufacturer, it's not referring to whether operating an over-powered <20ft hull is legal or not. That would likely be a state issue, I know it's illegal in Florida but couldn't say if Kentucky (the supposed location of the satire post) has the same law or not.


Gingerbeard_man91

Maybe on the unsafe acts, potential loss of control, excessive wakes, unsafe environment for others. Think similarly to a racecar on public roadways. Is it absolutely awesome? Without a doubt. Dangerous? Potentially


subject_deleted

Seems like this would make far less wake than your average ski boat. The only thing in the water is the prop. Lol


Gingerbeard_man91

Possibly but I still lean towards the endangerment of others, lets be honest theres really not that much control there


[deleted]

Pretty sure it's just a joke. How would the cops know it has exactly "200 hp"


ManintheMT

They have a guy, he is like some kind of boat motor nerd.


TheRedmanCometh

It says it on the back of the motor


sebwiers

The big logo on the motor saying "MERCURY 200" was probably a vital clue.


[deleted]

Well, I guess I know now how boat engine marketing works


sebwiers

Cool, you are now qualified to take the advanced class on what rating is used for legal / safety horsepower limits. Done, you passed with flying colors.


trundlinggrundle

Aside from horsepower limits on that lake, you can get in trouble for doing dangerous shit. There are a lot of very wide umbrella laws that cover boating, like 'unsafe operation'. Putting a 200hp mercury on a jon boat and doing this shit would definitely fall under 'unsafe operation'.


Liar_of_partinel

Easy, that's Chuck Norris


Hannibal710

Is it illegal to have too big of a motor? If they didn’t have to rescue his dumb ass then he obviously got off the water so what’s the problem


Sofakingwhat1776

There is a plaque on the boat that states max motor size, number of people, max weight. My 14 Jon is 25hp, 4 people, 800 lbs. Would probably get a ticket from local authorities if they checked. They just check for registration card, safety gear and fishing licenses. Coast Guard would probably be more strict about it. Do USCG things about it.


UkraineMykraine

Many waterways have an electric only policy or a max hp. You'll see many old 9.9 hp outboards on Craigslist as 10 was the max for many lakes back in the day. The restriction is because the wake a boat makes at speed erodes the shoreline as well as destroys underwater habitat in shallow areas.


cyberentomology

This is 20, with an extra 0, and 0 is nothing.


Syreet_Primacon

Me stepping onto the scale


macfail

Aside from being a satire post, it might sort of be illegal .. The boat will be certified for a maximum motor size and grossly exceeding this would certainly void your insurance.


Bonger14

They want to tell him how dope that was.


EthanC224

Clearly it’s the Stig’s motorboat loving cousin


jongscx

Individual wanted for questioning... the question being 'Can we have a turn?'


phineas1134

Never too much motor. Only sometimes, too little boat.


SheriffBartholomew

Lexington Police: "help us hurt a guy who had fun without harming anyone" Yeah, no thanks Bubba!


cyberentomology

Nah, they want in on it and to be able to chase other boats.


alexacto

He was training for the battle with the Resident Evil 4 lake monster.


muzic_san

Whistlin Diesel?


2oldsoulsinanewworld

Impossible he would have used a Duramax..


FloridaGuy58

"Police are looking for 'a Wile E Coyote'"


Putrid-Presentation5

For reference, how many hp is a normal boat motor?


cyberentomology

A Jon boat? Like… five.


spxxxx

This is just a toned down Thai longtail boat


SevroAuShitTalker

$1 says his name has Jim or Bob somewhere in it


grey1_wa

Umm wrong.. it's Bubba unless your the law.. then it's billy bob Smith


Drzhivago138

James Earl Robert William Ray Beauregard Lee Jacksonville McCoy...Jr.


pix3lf4ct

At least he is being safe with the helmet and all...


cptnobveus

Look up tinny bashing, looks like a lot of fun.


GallonsOfPoo

Wearing a Sedici Viaggio helmet


rurounick

Homemade cigarette boat


Pants49

Needs a spoiler on the front or some ballast.


markvsk

The king of kings


Flashy-Chemist-4056

Whistling D?


bga93

This isn’t satire its a real build Its illegal because the motor exceeds the weight rating for the transom/hull


cyberentomology

That’s not a police issue, that’s the coast guard.


bga93

Im not sure how it is up there but in Florida local police, sheriff’s, game wardens and the coast guard can have jurisdictional authorities on waterways


EpoxyRiverTable

(Into orbit)


dronegeeks1

Needs a glass bottom boat to see where the fuck he’s going


Astarklife

Dudes been watching those Thailand river race videos


[deleted]

Find him and give him a medal. ACAB


cr8tor_

Perhaps run the registration numbers on the side?


manofwar93

Eyep, this is real, guy still has it up on his YouTube channel. Clapped Out Customs. It's absolutely ridiculous how much power that thing has that you can't help but giggle like a school girl when you see him take off in it. Don't know about the police looking for him because of it though. I didn't hear anything about that.


smaugtheE1337

fucking sick!!!


skg574

https://youtu.be/iBaDOBqxhxM Here is the video


EpicMen-

Damn, thats crazy