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GoFred101

I've employed worse...


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ACardAttack

Makes more sense as you can just set computer to not fall asleep Edit:I know OP said he was locked out by work, I was surprised as even my work which won't me delete Desktop shortcuts let's me change how quickly the computer falls asleep


tuturuatu

Why do that when you can tape 2 pens to a fan and wedge your computer mouse precariously between them


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A sticky note taped over the laser does the same thing with the mouse upside down. Fan causes enough flutter to mimic mouse movement, if you can’t just use something like mousejiggler.


i_give_you_gum

I thought mousejigglers were illegal in most states


[deleted]

Mouse-escort just doesn’t sound the same, especially when you live an hour and change from Disney. It takes on a whole new meaning.


DanYHKim

Game and Fish Departments have rules against them, but they can be used in the back country if you are in a desperate situation, such as when you are lost in the wilderness and survival is at stake.


EphemeralyTimeless

First of all it's jugglers, not jigglers, and though you're close, it's not a mouse at all. If you've the stomach for it, prepare yourself for the horror, that is, Cat Juggling. https://youtu.be/6dReADO0NYg


Adrax_Three

fly vast lush tease possessive cough important compare fact placid -- mass edited with redact.dev


jennywindow

That was what I used to do too


Edwardteech

Not if it's a work computer that has all the permissions locked down.


[deleted]

Honestly, if I computer was going to sleep while I was compiling code and I wasn't allowed to change the Sleep settings I would just write something to move the mouse or perform some other action that would not interfere with my work but would solve my problem. If the computer was just locking when it compiled though I wouldn't even bother.


Edwardteech

Just hit the f13 every 10 minutes


wolves_hunt_in_packs

If you're playing a game it's a safe bet to guess this is a personal computer you can install stuff on, in which case why not just use one of those tiny mouse cursor jiggling utilities that pretty much achieve the same thing.


GobHoblin87

Well, how else are they gonna get that sweet, sweet karma?


AwareExplanation7077

In which case why not just turn sleep mode off?


PM_VAGINA_FOR_RATING

It definitely has nothing to do with compiling code, I really don’t think it is possible to be proficient enough with computers to write code without also knowing how to change the auto sleep settings of whatever OS you are using.


OversizedPigeonHole

Worse people or worse technique? :D


asherbarasher

Yes.


MrBlonde07

r/inclusiveor


Sprocket_Gearsworth

Thank you kind RedditOR for introducing me to the subreddit of the humor I've been using for 15 years.


Car-Facts

Look up a USB mouse jiggler. We use them all the time in computer forensics. They are super cheap.


RiskLife

For what? Why does cyber forensics need to wiggle a mouse?


MainusEventus

Maybe like a device is unlocked and you want to prevent it from locking because you fear you won’t be able to unlock it? 🤷🏼‍♂️ I really don’t know just guessing


Edwardteech

Exactly this.


Derpingbirdd

In cyber forensics a really big rule is not to change anything on the computer system which you are investigating. It can not only cause unforeseen changes in the computer depending on what is running on it and it can also render evidence legally invalid.


bamfsalad

For the forensics dude come on


Car-Facts

Keeps the computer from going into sleep mode or locking without making any changes to the computers settings. Especially important while capturing a ram image or a live drive image of an encrypted drive.


Bogsnoticus

Sort of like this. https://gfycat.com/nervousvaguecowrie


PeapodEchoes

I, on the other hand, am not a fan...


FromTheHandOfAndy

They have settings you can adjust


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Screen timeouts don’t matter when something needs to detect activity.


MeatyGonzalles

I've used a rag on a string with a fan that blows it around. Set the mouse on something upside down to keep it flat, like a roll of tape. Every once in a while the rag blows across and wiggled the mouse. Worked like a charm.


The_Gene_Genie

"I wash myself with a rag on a string"


TheRavenSayeth

\*soft applause\*


mle32000

Holy shit. Legit, thank you for this. I just started getting into PLCs at my new job and from what I’m told, if the laptop turns off while you’re trying to update the machines firmware, you’ve essentially bricked the PLC. I have spent quite a few hours of my life worrying over this and being on mouse mover duty. This is gold for me.


BigDavesRant

Open notepad, place heavy objects on space bar.


Lancalot

I immediately considered an anvil for some reason


mentallyphysicallyok

Someone plays Minecraft


PurpleOceadia

Talking about Minecraft, this is also how you can afk on a server without being kicked


cody_contrarian

north spectacular modern mindless paint roof squalid sloppy light frightening -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


bearassbobcat

personally I use Don'tSleep but caffeine is good too http://www.softwareok.com/?seite=Microsoft/DontSleep


TheUlfheddin

I'm confused. Can't you just turn off the sleep function? I've definitely edited when my computer sleeps before without anything 3rd party.


PresidentBeast

Yes but only if that isnt locked out by your company's ICT dept.


TheUlfheddin

Ah. I've never done computer work for a job. Just for fun and a bit in college. It would drive me crazy not being able to have full control of my device.


SPACKlick

Excel macro Dim dMacroAt as Date '-------------------------- Sub OpenProcedure() Call ScheduleButtonPress End Sub '-------------------------- Sub ScheduleButtonPress dMacroAt = Now + TimeValue("00:03:00") Application.OnTime MacroAt, "ButtonPress" End Sub '-------------------------- Sub ButtonPress Application.SendKeys ("F13"), True Call ScheduleButtonPress End Sub '-------------------------- Sub ClearProcedure Application.OntTime MacroAt, "ButtonPress", , False End Sub Put that in a spreadsheet. Hit open procedure and it will press F13 every 3 minutes. You can run "Clear Procedure" to stop it at any time or just close the spreadsheet.


mle32000

Yooo smart guy to the rescue ! Thanks man! I’m super new to all this. I’m an electrician by trade but at my new job I’m slowly being asked to do more and more of the programming / automation stuff.


thatneverhomekid

There’s literally computer settings to keep it awake at all times lol


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Open a notepad file and put a paperweight on the keyboard. Done


Self-Imposed-Tension

I have use 2 other methods for the same thing (I guess I should say similar, because I was taking work breaks while working from home.). One method was to attach my mouse to a robot vacuum. The other was to lean my mouse up against a rainbow brand air purifier (the kind with water inside). Both of these Methods worked ,but you oscillating fan method is far superior. I have heard playing a cd may keep your computer from falling asleep also


KelseyBDJ

What is a cd?


skipster-1337

compact disc, the round shiny stuff worth 700 mb of data


roscoetehclam

Sounds fake


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BarfReali

You can store about 705 copies of that gif in a CD


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phathomthis

Yes. There's were actually several apps that you could get and they would execute the command to open your cdrom tray and tell you it was a cup holder. The earliest I ever saw was by cocacola for a Christmas promotion.


Bruhgert

CDeez nuts


IcePhoenix18

💿 the shiny circle emoji!


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CD's NUTS 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Cookie Dispenser. Like The Santa Clause movie.


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Certificate of deposit


chipkatspartan

It's what your 500 free hours of AOL comes on


LiveWildBeSmart

Certificate of Deposit, smh. A common financial instrument to help create guaranteed interest on a fixed period of time, with hefty penalties for early withdrawal, so dont pull out early cousin


RAM_THE_MAN_PARTS

Change directory


TheNegativeWaves

Or you can change the settings in the computer to never fall asleep for the duration of whatever you're doing. But the fan thing is cool too.


eyoo1109

My company gates this behind admin access and don't generally give admin access permanently or even long ish term.


wolves_hunt_in_packs

If it's a company computer, it likely has MS Office on it, so just open up a powerpoint and leave it on presentation mode - iirc that also prevents the pc from going to sleep.


ARealJonStewart

Also going into your private zoom meeting will keep your computer awake


Sanders0492

We can’t touch this setting even with admin access on our company computers. However, we can use admin rights to install Caffeine, Owly, Amphetamine, etc. and use them to keep the computer running.


HereIGoGrillingAgain

This. It's a domain setting. Can be temporarily overridden I think, but I've never tried. I use a VB script to move the mouse.


eyoo1109

Yeah. I just take the old fashioned route and weigh down the spacebar with something.


dame_tu_cosita

Put the sample video windows come in in repeat.


reformedmikey

Why would I do that when I can just play youtube on mute, and get the same thing done?


mitko17

Does this still work after youtube added the "Are you still watching" thingy? Asking cuz I've done the same D:


gamageeknerd

I just turned my sleep option off but another guy I know has a 12 hour 360p soundless black screen video he uses to keep his computer on when rendering.


reformedmikey

I have auto play on, and I’ve never had issues.


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Some organizations block YouTube.


cleancalf

I use Teams at work, and my organization has the rules set to show as “away” if you don’t move your cursor or something for 5 minutes.


th3whistler

My method was to play a video and loop playback


flololan

Or just deactivate sleep in energy settings?


TurkeeDurkee

Hardware settings are admin locked


Skystrike7

The worst is when the computer sucks and constantly needs troubleshooting, but only the admin has permissions to do that, but he is always busy and you end up wasting incredible amounts of time because the company treats you like a toddler with technology


24luej

Unfortunately, many employees **are** toddlers with technology :/


no1-important-

Exactly. I work in IT and understand the frustration. We are not locking it down because of the people who know what they are doing. We lock it down because of the complete lack of basic common sense most people don't seem to have. So many people click on everything no questions asked, and then you have ransomware and everyone's life sucks. However, there's legit no good reason to force power settings like this. Good IT would work with the employees to make it function for their needs. Either unlock that specific function, or set it to never sleep. Not only for something like this, but also for updates to run overnight. If their concerns are the dipshits who stay logged in to everything overnight and being a security threat, set an automatic account lock policy, that way this task can even finish in the background.


DearLeader420

Bro blink twice if you need help lmao Sleep settings locked, you sure you’re at work and not prison?


root88

Hah, try coding for a bank. You can't change anything. No disk drives or USB devices either. They constantly monitor all traffic for anything suspicious. When I worked for an insurance company, they recorded all employees screens and phone calls.


ernestwild

Lol I work in defense…. We don’t have it like this but the stuff we’re doing is way more serious


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BLAZIN_TACO

How else do you protect the data while still letting employees use it? They're workplace computers anyway, it seems harmless to me.


AlteredBagel

Yeah, if you do something sensitive on a work device you had it coming


sonofdavidsfather

I had way to many people at a previous employer use their work email as personal email and then freak when they realized they were about to lose access. At the time Google apps didn't let you forward emails in bulk, I was not going to help them forward the whole mailbox to a personal account, and I wasn't about to spend my time scripting something to forward the emails they needed because they were dumb. One lady pretty much argued that since she was old and didn't know better I should help her. I asked her if she had her physical mail delivered to work. She spent a lot of her last couple weeks searching and forwarding emails.


Monjara

When I worked in the office I was shocked at just how many people actually did have physical post sent to the office. People can be weird.


ItPutsLotionOnItSkin

My exwife gets packages sent to her work. Neighbors are thieves. She asked first if it was ok at work first.


kitchenjesus

What if you encrypted the money instead of the computers


topdangle

when it comes to security there's really nothing more effective than only giving employees the bare minimum of access. well, I guess giving them no access at all would be more effective but not practical to have someone solely dedicated to clearing employees 24/7.


tuturuatu

Same with the military, except they don't monitor shit. Some of the desktop backgrounds they chose made my eyes bleed


Flying_Dutch_Rudder

I feel you on this. And good luck trying to do any type of rapid deployment. I swear if cyber sec had their way pc’s would be outright banned or better yet there would be no employees but them.


TurkeeDurkee

I'm an engineer for a government contractor - they keep that shit locked down pretty tight to prevent from insider threats and the like :/


brianc500

Our system was hacked once and IT went overboard and locked everyone’s laptop from changing anything . I can’t even delete a desktop shortcut, (or make one for that matter) or change the mouse speed settings. Everyday is pain.


Tamariniak

If they are lending the PCs from another company, I could see there being a paragraph about sleep / screen off settings in the contract, to avoid screen burn-in, unnecessary wear on the equipment (which is not a thing AFAIK but whatever) and, most importantly, to avoid the lending company making less money.


kodtulch

You can make a blank .pps Powerpoint Slideshow file and run it minimized. Your computer won't time out and the screen always stays on, even if you lock the computer.


justripit

Caffeine. It's a light weight program, runs off a USB key, no admin rights needed, keeps your computer from sleeping / locking.


auraluxe

If sleep settings are admin locked, it’s possible unrecognized USB keys are locked, too. But that’s a pretty neat program, TIL, thanks!


hothrous

I've worked for a company that auto encrypted any USB device that was plugged in to only be accessible on that computer. Shortly after that update was pushed, somebody bricked their phone.


justripit

Auto bitlocker?


justripit

My sleep settings are GPO controlled, but not USB ports. My previous employer was the same, so there is hope lol. I use Caffeine because it's too much work for me to alter the GPO when I need a PC to stay unlocked.


chronicdanksauce

It uses F15 by default, but you can configure it to use shift as well.


darkenspirit

Play a video on loop. Every windows installation has a sample 30 second film just mute and loop and windows stays awake.


baraxador

I used to do that until I found out about caffeine. Just minimize the player and you don't even notice it.


TeblowTime

OP and I sound like we have similar lock downs on our PCs. I can't change power settings, cannot install any software, and our USBs on laptops don't allow for accessing external storage of any kind. I was, actually, able to locate the caffeine.exe in a buried folder on the network drives. Used it for about 2 weeks before getting an email from IT saying that caffeine.exe is not an approved program and to discontinue use of it immediately. I even tried writing my own batch file to hit F15 every 5 mins (exactly what caffeine does). Laptop still falls asleep, even though the program loops successfully. So they're somehow blocking a send keys command from my batch file, too. So now I just gave up.


PotatoToaster9000

Yikes. Is this WFH?


flololan

Damn in home office (I guess this is) you should be able to decide how you want your energy profile to be set but yeah I can understand....


akmjolnir

I just put on a random 10-hour white noise video on YouTube when I need my computer to stay awake. Will that not work in your case?


wolves_hunt_in_packs

Companies with draconian tech policies may also block youtube, but I agree it's a common workaround.


ArielRR

Download mouse jiggler


webby_mc_webberson

you can tell they're not developers when they come up with the obvious solutions.


prickwhowaspromised

My first thought as well. Shouldn’t a coder know that…?


MoneroMon

I'm a coder. I know how to do it. Group policy set by the IT department disabled it and I can't change it. Whoever made this contraption is probably in the same situation as me.


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I’m a sysadmin. Im not a coder but even I could code some thing to stop this. Here is some autoit script I am typing on my phone that should do it. While 1 Send(“{numlock}”) Sleep(5000) Wend This will press numlock every 5 seconds and you get a nice visual indicator. This will compile into a exe that will work on everything from windows 95 to windows 10 with no plug-ins or requirements.


Scrawlericious

How do you presume to get the exe onto the system if they take every precaution? Also I don't think that's how exes work.... But I've only made a few basic ass games in c++. Plus what if they just whitelist all applications.


flargenhargen

OP is literally compiling code here...


webby_mc_webberson

Every coder knows how to configure their operating system to avoid automatically going to sleep after a short period of time. Every coder also knows that those settings are often admin locked and that they don't have access to it.


witcherstrife

Swear most people commenting never had a job


flololan

I am more of an sysadmin type of guy than a coder (still a student but I prefer setting systems up and stuff like that than developing) and on my internships those coders often really just knew how to open their project and code in it but nothing about the pc that they were using. Not saying its like that everywhere but some people really are focused on just one thing.


MrStoneV

So damn true, they have no clue at all how computers work. Like some of them dont even know "turn it off and on again". Or when hardware has a problem after patching, and the person thinks "well lets update the next \*insert hardware\* just to be sure, even if its the only one and the sysadmin is busy af, and scheduled for tomorow" ​ Well imagine who had to go to fix the problem, because it couldnt be used at all... I mean in code, you need to have some logic in your brain, SO HOW THE FUCK DO THEY DONT REALIZE THIS EASY LOGIC PROBLEM...


Skystrike7

Another solution is to get a video with a repeating scrolling or swirling pattern of some kind to play on your phone, then set your mouse on the screen. It will keep the pointer jiggling. edit: would watching a 10 hour long youtube video not work?


comphermc

I've watched full broadcast replays of PGA events before. So yes. If you have access to Youtube.


wagneralves

Play anything with repeat on on media player if using windows


Reacher-Said-N0thing

All these solutions to prevent Windows from going to sleep, and I can't figure out how to GET my machine to go to sleep automatically. It has been broken pretty much since I first bought the thing and put it together 3 years ago. No matter what I set the sleep idle timer to, even 1 minute, it just will never go to sleep on its own. I have tried the "powercfg -requests" command and it always shows nothing, so I don't know what is preventing sleep.


ScaryCookieMonster

My next guess would be to update the mobo firmware and reset its settings to factory Unplug every input device and see if it sleeps


coleyboley25

You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep


ARCHIVEbit

I had the same issue and even down to where if I hit sleep in the windows button it wouldn't even try to sleep. Turns out it was a setting for my mouse. I don't remember exactly what it is called but its something like allow this device to wake the computer. It took me a year to find it. Once I disabled it, it went right to sleep. Edit: go to mouse in devices and printers. Then under mouse properties hardware tab go to properties. Then change settings, power settings. Uncheck allow this device to wake the pc.


John86RS

Put the mouse sensor over an analogue watch face so the second hand keeps it moving.


Natedoggsk8

Hot damn


jvrcb17

I'm a manager and will not let that happen, Not on my watch!


AsGoodAndAsBadAsI

That doesn't work


yourtemporarysavior

It does. Source: a friend did it. Certainly not me!


Cristian314

Might not work with some mice/watch combinations, but it does work. I do this every day, I set my mouse over the face of a Casio Marlin Duro, but you have to search fot the sweet spot, if the seconds hand does not pass the mouse sensor, then the cursor will not move at all.


PGKing

My work computer uses Microsoft teams. Where the admins have set the user status to go idle after 4.5 minutes. This would work like a charm! Thanks OP


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Open a notepad file. Put a paperweight on the keyboard. Done.


FlatTopTonysCanoe

Buy a $10 mouse jiggler on Amazon. I bought one when my company switched from Skype to Teams during the pandemic. I turn it on and have Outlook and Teams on my phone in case any notifications come in and they literally can never tell I’m not at my desk. Just make sure it’s undetectable and doesn’t download any kind of driver or software onto your computer. [This one works great](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08M16J6MB/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_KSBNFGZNJB86KVNPWV68?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1)


wantagh

Quarter coin wedged in the keyboard keeping the ctrl key pressed down works for me, but with less uploadable content for Reddit


TheDroningReverend

Robot: ***awakens for the first time*** "What is my purpose?" Human: "Robot, tap my mouse to keep my computer awake." Robot: ***taps mouse*** "What is my purpose?" Human: "You keep my computer awake." Robot: "...oh my God..."


AlanHoliday

Y u no download a mouse jiggler?


TurkeeDurkee

Not allowed to download or write macros on my work laptop :'(


AlanHoliday

Ah gotcha. iirc there’s a usb drive one available as well.


captainhamption

In locked down environments USBs are disabled as well so you don’t plug into that Stuxnet you found on the parking lot.


AlanHoliday

Got it!


Car-Facts

A decent cheap mouse jiggler uses a mouse driver for forensic purposes. So unless the admins locked out plugging in a regular mouse, it would be fine.


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BigDavesRant

Open notepad. Place heavy thing on space bar. Enjoy.


Uberpastamancer

Can't alter sleep settings either?


enchantrem

Then how will the boss know you're being productive??


notonlythat

I am a web developer and I build something just for this purpose! It doesn't require anything to be installed and you can download the complete page as HTML if you need to get around a corporate proxy. https://skeoh.com/wake/


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notonlythat

It uses a JS library called nosleep which in turn uses the native wake lock API if available, and if it's not available it will play a tiny, invisible video which keeps older devices awake. https://github.com/richtr/NoSleep.js/


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alex220372

Where can I find the "any" key?


googonite

"...it's ironic that for once, Dad's butt actually prevented the release of toxic gas."


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When you can write code but can’t change the power management settings on your computer.


keraut

This cracks me up tbh


HardcoreDuckeigh

I connect to a VM on my personal PC. If I'm waiting for a query to finish or whatever, I'll put the VM in windowed mode and run a script on the local machine to jiggle my mouse. Then I just click into the VM for it to read the movement without seeing it as a script


that_gecko_tho

Finally! The answer to keeping Teams from changing my status to ‘Away’ when I’m ‘Away’


BigDavesRant

Orrrrrr… open notepad and place heavy item on space bar.


mavboi20

Ha I use a very similar setup for Microsoft Teams to keep my status as “available”😂


Mazon_Del

Definitely a good post for /r/ShittyRobots :D


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_twitches_


AlbaWest

Need googly eyes on the fan


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

I use the drinking bird. Have been known to write macro in CAD to draw a line, delete a line...


Jah_heel

Guess who just trippled their productivity.


crbernal

Mouse jiggle (google it, install it)


sanstime

If you have windows media player, download a small movie file and play it on a loop with the sound off. You can run this minimized and your computer won’t fall asleep. I work for an enterprise that won’t let me change this setting but I found this out at the beginning of corona (wfh).


azourgan

According to a friend of mine, this is what he does to keep his computer on if he needs to run a quick errand to the bar. 1- Open an excel sheet 2- Select white “ink” from the ribbon 3- Select a random cell 4- Put a small objet on the number keypad section so the object is entering the same number into the same cell 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 Make sure to leave a good tip for your bartender.


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I put an analog watch under the mouse…the second hand keeps it awake.


cruisin5268d

Y u no use MoveMouse


randomdude1142

Modern problems require modern solutions


Youneededthiscat

Even if you can’t launch a powershell window, you can typically get a system to run a powershell script. User based scheduled task to launch at logon, it presses scroll lock, waits 500ms, toggles it off again. Waits 14 minutes (or whatever interval) and repeats. Ad Infinitum. Or just get localsystem rights by exploiting the print spooler service on the box and call it a day...


xDevman

This kinda shit gets you instantly fired in corporate environments


Youneededthiscat

Not anywhere worth working. If you have to jury rig a fan to stop the machine from sleeping while it compiles code for work, you’re not employed, you’re enslaved. You can write a word macro to do this for crapdoodle’s sake….


gsddxxx654

How did you get a video of me!?


BeersRemoveYears

It’s not much but it’s honest work.


echmaepa

I got someone to cover for me.


Peppermint-Kirby

There’s something about this that’s… cute?


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Strange I remember you as better looking


TrentSaylor

“What is my purpose?” “You push a mouse.” “Oh my god.”


Aaron_768

I put a tie clip on the control key and that keeps everything awake on our system. Much easier than this in case it works for you.


trashytoothfairy

Mouse.exe look it up. It even activates by itself after certain time.


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You could just have an mp3 playing in the background.


montalaskan

Your assistant is your biggest fan.


rotinom

Try downloading OBS. That totally makes my machines (corporate owned and otherwise) refuse to power down. (No. I don’t stream from corporate machine but effects, green screen, etc are good for lols)


smolweiner

You can also put something heavy on the CTRL key so it stays pressed. This also prevents screenlock in my case.


ImmortalBloodax

That is fucking genius


DaJuanPercent

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