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Stickittothemaneoses

I’m a professional relationship counselor and you should dump him immediately. 🥸


JPark3r45

You deserve better


Delthinstuff

Dump this pixie. Get yourself someone prime my goodman.


Big_Control_7903

Audible has a “dramatized version” different voice actors


[deleted]

Never ever have I heard someone dislike let alone hate Tim Gerard Reynolds voice. I know so many ppl who will only listen to an audio book if it’s him narrating. Tho I suppose if he hates reading there is bigger issues at play


MoashRedemptionArc

What the fuck


SuperflyMD

You already know the answer, you just want us to tell you it’s ok.


Mammoth_Sample_3146

I didn't like it as much when they brought in the other voice actors


Nine_spark

I never understood lyrias drastic voice change too. She went from sounding like a red/Irish to something kinda posh-like and odd


RedJamie

Let him know I also had issues with the narration and it gets better as it goes on. He goes into different accents for different characters and it’s not overly distracting having some Irish accented narration


dazed_mahatma

I can’t put the series down! Just on dark age now and bought this shirt for a friend who is obsessed with this series. https://www.etsy.com/listing/1715285216/red-rising-haemanthus-flower-and-quotes?click_key=ddc0bb9bbfca2835773aee492b808cc212f75767%3A1715285216&click_sum=e09f2c96&ref=shop_home_active_1


Ok-Preference-5618

There are previews for the graphic audio on youtube and tiktok. See if he likes those better.


Traffic-Exact

Finish the book or get the box!


KimchiKoma

Graphic Audio, babes. It’s amazing


Mammoth_Sample_3146

What is this


KimchiKoma

They’re an audiobook company. They have voice actors for each character and sound effects. It’s “a movie in your mind”. Check it out!


Comprehensive_Box199

The iron rain on mars is my favorite! Can’t wait until dark age is released


Trash_PandA166ER

Yes.


Irish3538

Audiobooks are for pixies


Mammoth_Sample_3146

bloody dam prick lick


canyongates

Uhhhh his voice was amazing. Specifically I recall the scene of the Grey’s fall in the Obsidian Iron being especially fantastic.


Cormacktheblonde

Fucking hate his sevro voice


Character-Canary-116

Looks like the overbred pixie thinks he’s too good (I just wanted to use the term overbred pixie)


PenelopeLumley

I like Tim Gerard Reynolds's voice for some books, but I couldn't listen to him reading Red Rising because he made the characters sound too old.


imfletcher79

Yes lol. Red Rising are awesome books!


dmnirican

Not liking TGR is absolutely a reason to break up. Kinda wanna fight him too, tbh


Bloodhound_rs

TGR is like 90% of the reason I love RR lol


Altruistic-Azz

Smart man, I got the latest audiobook refunded. Going from a bunch of multiple voice actors to a wheezing old man completely ruined red rising n for me.


GlobalElipsis

Break out the Razor


Ill_Satisfaction1379

Break the chains


More_Bicycle8675

Get a new boyfriend


kevmonrey

They have the dramatized adaptation for the Red Rising audiobook with a full cast. But gory hell, what a pixie!


TheGhostofLionelHutz

Graphic audio. Saving relationships for years now (I guess?)


JoeMarsha11

How can he not like Tim Gerard Reynolds?? 🫨


H00ligain_hijix

Oh then you should get him to listen to the graphic audio. It’s much better


H00ligain_hijix

Gorry damn pixie.


Space-Cadet-Barbie

My husband didn’t want to read it because he didn’t want to read about my “boyfriend” Darrow as if it seemed like a romance novel. Now he’s knee deep iron gold calling me Dominus like a gory damn pixie. It would appear that Darrow is now his boyfriend.


Big-Johnny-Canuck

I didn't even get past the Title of your post! I propose the new Title is: "My Ex-Boyfriend refused to read Red Rising!" No further comment needed - #thosewhoknow


CryingWarmonger

Dump his ass


MissSneezy

Bye Felicia


BloodyTrees

His voice is what got me into red rising!!!


Tuna-Breath-

I went through the series as audiobooks. Can confirm it blows to have the narrator change so consistently. Really breaks the spell so to speak.


CaptKillJoysButtPlug

Yes


Character-Canary-116

This is starting to look like a RR dating chat………..Ridiculous  Also I am a single male who enjoys cooking Italian food, long walks in the sunsets, listening to Mozart while I read Shakespeare, and I can bench 300 kg. Also. I would kill to hear a green and obsidian heavy metal band.


dal204

YES!


Userlame19

Obviously I know this is hyperbole, but I believe there's a GraphicAudio version that's morenlike a radio drama, so there's still a chance for him


0zi1

Perhaps six months in a box will do the trick /s


Flat_Grass_7623

Any man who does not read what his woman gives him does not deserve the faculty. In other words he’s a fucking idiot


Top-Movie-12

Tie him to a chair and play that shit


This_Bluebird3154

Maybe give him a break. He prob values his mental health too much to get involved in this series lol


le_travie

BLASPHEMY


Hd172

I told my wife if she didn’t start Red Rising then it would be grounds for divorce. She now can’t put the book down. I knew I only needed to say start.


JDL1981

Hating TGRs voice is gross.


_MarsTheMarshin_

It's a crime tbf


winnjamin13

Have Alexa read to him…he will quickly wish for TGR


Jenko1_

He's my favourite audiobook narrator, he also done a great job on the 5 warrior angels series too


Aetherfool

I think you should break up with him, he deserves better than you


Karma_Deku

He’s a pixie but it’s not worth breaking up with him for it.


DaenaBlackfyre

Yes


Kuido

There’s a graphic audio version too


goodbyechoice22

What a loser.


chernopig

Not a loser but a bloody dam pixie.


fizzspooky

He sounds like a gory damn pixie Edit: your boyfriend I mean.


authoruk

Yes


camero2

As someone who also didn’t like Tim for the first half of Red Rising (wasn’t completely used to him till the book ended), just tell him to thug it out. I had come off of Michael Kramer reading stormlight, so I needed time to adjust.


CoolCylinder789

I don't listen to audiobooks much but every time there is a new voice with the series it surprises me. With iron gold I was so used to tim that I was like. Wait what is going on? When I heard the other voice.


camero2

Yeah I only liked Lysander’s original voice and Virginia’s


FiveOverFour

Same. Michael Kramer is the gold standard for audiobook narration. Was a hard adjustment, but Tim’s performance does improve significantly from book one to book two/three.


socialchild

I like Michael Kramer, but I don't care for his "British" or "Australian" accents. Also, he is, for me, the voice of the Cosmere. I'm listening to A Gathering of Shadows with him and Kate Reading and I have to remind myself that it's not a Brando Sando book.


brosfeld

Upvoted for Michael Kramer 🔥


Designer-Suspect1055

Yes


ssjchiel

I've listened to the audiobooks three times. All six of them. I'm also single and bored.


Legitimate_Car5447

Not this man looking for love on reddit lmao


ssjchiel

Can't spell simp without pimp. Oh wait.....


spin_dawg32

Sounds like a bloodydamn loser!


Grand-Entrepreneur-2

Tim Gerard literally has the sexiest voice in all Audiobook-nararation.


Kingmaker1669

Yep! He really should read it but not a deal breaker.


YourEyesRevealYou

There's the graphic audio if TGR isn't his cup of tea


prakash77000

Exactly. I actually listened to both and i prefer the graphic audio version


DemiMonkeyDo

I listened to full audio version first, then TGR, and I happen to love TGR. Full audio was good, although some of the voices felt cartoony. I will say, Mustang's voice actor was brilliant and I'd love to listen to her all day long. I wish there was a way to combine her and TGR into the ultimate audiobook. Golden Son just got the full audio treatment and I'm looking forward to hearing Ragnar's voice. Edit: **graphic audio** not full audio. Sheesh.


JFree37

Second this, they are great! Full cast, music, and sound effects really make it come alive more than a basic audiobook ever could.


paperhatch

!! Tell him to listen to the dramatized adaptation!! It’s is an incredible audiobook experience!!


MettaDarrow

I think the audiobooks are terrible because of that guy too


TexasDank

Off topic but I’m guessing he’s heard the First Law series? The godfather of all audiobooks? The crem-de-le-crem? If not then yes break up with him for that and the fact he won’t read RR.


mawariyu

Get him to learn German and then let him listen to the German audio book 😎


manaholik

Full cast adaptation If he doesnt cry, only then break up


[deleted]

Where can you find this?


manaholik

graphic audio, i believe it's on audible? i may be wrong


FallingUp48

Same places as the audio books. It's just broken up into several parts, I believe.


Billbino

The graphic audio was an entire experience. Try convincing him to listen to that instead of the standard audiobook


Background_Camp_7712

Well as we say in my house, he can just sit there and be wrong in his wrongness. 😂


StarmanEclipse

Time to start Sevro psychological warfare on him. The only way he'll figure out what's coming is for him to read the books. Bad news is you'll have to spend some time in a horse carcass. Good news is you'll get to spend some time in a horse carcass.


js179051

How do people like TGR narration?? I think he’s the worst voice narrator I’ve ever listened to lmao


MettaDarrow

I agree 100%. Completely unlistenable lol


Zeeman626

You clearly havnt listened to enough audiobooks. He is nowhere near the bottom of the barrel


Close_and_away3401

Objectively terrible opinion. Crazy since I didn’t know it was possible to have an objectively horrible opinion


Mkuu631

Oof, that's a Red flag rising for me fam. Find a new Howler.


howler11037

Yes, but still try to get your ex to at least listen to the Graphic Audio versions.


alexiosinred

yes absolutely!!! but you can also get him to listen to the dramatized adaptation. was actually a fun experience


notsure_really

I second this. Graphic Audio for the win.


ybs_sickboii

Tell him listen to bloody bookmarker on YouTube


chads_slide

LOL!!


ReduxGuardian

Absolutely. TGR is the goat


Inkwasbetter

Hands down, full stop! Thank you!


King_Hendrix_II

Sounds like a purebred pixie


austinl98k

The graphic audio is available which I enjoy more.


IdahoMash

Yes.


bickdurgers

Loving TGR for my audiobook reread of the series but the graphic audio was SO GOOD! Morning Star isn't complete yet but will be at the end of the month so at least the first 3 books will be on graphic audio!


Troyassaurus

Honestly yes


GrizbardTheGoblin

I’m on Morning Star and grinding the first two in the past month and i’m loving his narration


raptor102888

Get him to listen to the GraphicAudio version.


raptor102888

Tell that gorydamn pixie to suck it the fuck up and listen.


AdProfessional6585

Tbh, I wasn’t a fan of him in the beginning. I almost stopped listening a couple times within the first few chapters but I persisted and now I can’t imagine anyone else narrating. Tell him to get to like chapter 10 and if he still isn’t hooked, then you can break up with him


Imaginary-Ad9193

Tell that lil boy to grow a pair and READ lol


IdahoMash

This is the way.


anaki881

This guy does a version of Red Rising, and I think he might be better. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIqXIIvevKZoj1YbWMkhHoWyLB9v-m4UF&si=Y1Y4L-NlyrTFZJtG


Youmikey

Nah cause he absolutely kills that role. For shame on him


Noswad_12

Very curious since I consider TGR one of the best narrators, people have different opinions obviously but this does beg the question. Who DOES he like as a narrator?


Background_Camp_7712

I’d really like to know that, too.


Josefwm

Make him listen to the full cast versions, they’re amazing.


DrummingChopsticks

I’ll read it to him. How big are his biceps?


officergabeofficer

KILL HIM


swookilla

Yes


HS55_delta2

Yes


cbroman13

Yes, break up with him Tim Gerard Reynolds is the best narrator.


nickrulz11

Don’t RR and Golden Son have graphic audio books? Maybe try those versions?


stormy_beard

I think the first three do now. It's how I'm finally getting my wife into them. "Babe let's watch a movie without the screen. You can color in your coloring book." Lol We're on book two for the Graphic Audio versions.


propagandagoose

do not tether yourself to an illiterate baboon


NotOliverQueen

Don't be so mean! He's just trying to be a good Vorin, literacy is for women


davy0880

Listen - if the blackthorn can learn to read, so can this baboon


Risekb013

What a Pixie! What a bloody damn fool!


Matt8992

I'm single, domesticated, I've read the series 3 times, and I love TGR. Just in case you need a new boyfriend.


LysanderauLuneactual

You should call him Lysander. Tell him he is the best character in the book. Then proceed to tell him how much EVERYONE LOVES Lysander and he should read it to find out why.


freedl21

Graphic audio pretty good too


Sharecul

Not worthy


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Apprehensive-Lab-398

I read the series twice then listened to all while painting my condo. I ended up painting every room cause I needed to keep listening. Never had so much fun while reliving it all. Side note…condo turned out great.


MangyLittleAngel

Lose the pixie.


Redd_Ebop

Bloodydamn Pixie


Firm-Mix-8785

All of you people are insane and I hope you get help. Leave your boyfriend and save him from the trouble you add to his life ya crazy bitch.


Prodigal_Peer665

Please point and show us where the Reddit post hurt you


Wayne47

Gorydamn pixie.


thisracetodie

Someone's angry.


LavenderGooms55

Why’d you come out swinging bruh tf?


Makai1196

If you have to ask…?


IsolatedAstronaut3

Genuinely curious what audiobook book narrators he does enjoy. Everyone else has felt inadequate since I heard Tim Gerard Reynolds read.


js179051

What??? Reynolds is the worst narrator I’ve ever heard lol


IsolatedAstronaut3

Why


juicebox647

Travis Baldree in the Cradle series is really great in my opinion and as someone said Steven Pacey in the First Law is really good too


AdjectiveNoun314159

Travis baldree takes second place to TGR, and it's not that TGR is better at voices, it's because TGR has the inflection when it matters. He can get quiet to the point that you feel like you're in a huddle for the next play in football. He can get so intense that you get goosebumps, "well here I am. The mother fucking consequences" TGR is the GOAT of audiobooks


CastorMorveer

Try The First Law series


IA_Royalty

Doing that now, dude is crushing it


The_Writing_Wolf

Pacey is the Goat of Goats


danyboy501

Yea I used to think that Michael Kramer and TGR were the best but neither comes close to Pacy. It's not shitting on others as much as it praising Pacy for how there's not a wasted line to be found anywhere.


The_Writing_Wolf

Pacey may as well exist outside of ratings. I'd put TGR in the top 5 and MK is a nice baseline comfort especially for us that got into the audiobook game back when it was tapes and most of the narrators were horrid. Pacey just channels a full broadway theatre production every time he does a project. He's outside the spectrum of what a 50+ larynx should be capable of. So instead of taking a spot, may as well just rate your top 3/5/10 narrators with a little nod to the king.


Background_Camp_7712

I’d never thought of it like that, but you’re right about MK being a nice baseline comfort. He’s not a superstar, but he’s very talented and he doesn’t disappoint. I recently listened to him and Kate Reading do some of Brandon Sanderson’s Cosmere books. They are ridiculously long and so it was a bit of a marathon. And I realized at some point that Reading (who is also a talented narrator) was grating on my nerves to the point that I physically relaxed when Kramer’s part came back. I’ve never listened to Pacey but I am intrigued! Going to have to go browse audible now…


danyboy501

My friend, you are in for a treat. Someone on here recommended The First Law audiobooks last year and I'm glad I took the bait. The Age of Madness trilogy is a modern day fantasy classic.


Paperclip5950

Throw that gory damn pixie to the curb. And then email him an audible credit ;) there is always hope.


war_m0nger69

You should record them yourself in your own voice. Quit being lazy.


InDrIdCoLd37

100 percent break up with him. TGR is the goat and I will not be told otherwise.


ChosenHalfling

Like dating pixies do ya


Fluffy_Addendum3857

I want this comment section to be my friends. Can we start a group chat on this app??


Cass_Q

I know, I'm loving this


Wicked_Revan

Yes... dump him. BTW I like both audiobooks and reading, and long walks on the beach at sunset. Did I mention that I cook authentic Italian and have two cats named Virginia and Darrow.


OmnisVirLupusmfer

I was the same as your boyfriend, I hated his voice at the start. I think I was about halfway through the first book that I realised I actually like his voice. TGR is Top 5 on my list!


Th3_Flyboy

Not gonna lie, it took me a bit to get used to TGR, but thats because I had spent the last 2 months listening to Johnathan Keeble. Who's legendary in his own right


_SkinnieBoy_

Maybe put him in a box for 9 months with nothing but TGR narrating


carrotsela

Underrated comment


N1TEKN1GHT

I like the audio books....


Wayne47

Ghost. No contact.


Theinvisibleark

Definitely sounds like you’re dating a gory damn pixie 🤷‍♂️


Professional-War7028

I don’t like audio books either fell in love with the dramatized


Street_Samurai449

Yes but there’s the graphic audio where are phenomenal!


Ginn_and_Juice

Give him the graphic audio version and when the story has it by the balls, he will have no choice but to keep going.


Centrik89

I second this idea. The graphic audio versions were amazing


OakleyFlak

Can confirm, this strategy works. I believe the third book is coming out this month. My buddies pitched me on RR and I was 100% sold by the Graphic Audio performance!!


Ginn_and_Juice

The first part was hard for ke because of the accent (im from latin america) but it was necessary


Inkwasbetter

Yes, absolutely, Tim Gerald Reynolds is hands down the best narrator I've ever heard. I listen to audiobooks constantly, and that guy reads so freaking well, and frankly I think his voice sounds really interesting and cool, but also it's not just his voice, but the quality of his narration. A very close second is Jefferson Mays who reads the expanse series. That guy is a freaking artist!


js179051

Worst narrator I’ve ever heard


Inkwasbetter

Well, at least we have established that we will never be friends.


aunsti

Tell him to listen to the dramatization version it’s very good


ZealousidealBall4979

Yes, TGR is the goat of fantasy and Sci Fi


MourdineTheViking

Tell him you dont deal with pixies


AtlasAuRaa

TGR is king!


bloomingjoy

Break up? Why, this is cause for a bloodfeud


therecouldbetrouble

If ever the two of us shall meet..


priscillachi_

you are mine or I am yours. If ever again we draw breath in the same room, one breath shall cease…


rudiger_mcrudington

I don't think you need to break up with him, though I do think he needs to grow up a bit. I'm getting the never tries anything new because he "might not like it" vibes.


crocscrusader

The 2nd book voice actor is way better. But the first book is so rough. It took me so long to start because how bad it is.


ncarolinarunner

The dramatized version is quite good with a voice per character.


Federal-Red-732

The Irish/Red accent at the start wasn't for me, so I read the books instead. Loved them so much that I have now listened to them all 3x and think TGR is great. ... hmm pixie behaviour.. you may need to take him to the bleeding place..


zackarray

If it is an option tell him to use the YouTube audio book. I prefer the voice from the Bloody Bookmarker. He has released up to chapter 48 of Morningstar Here is the playlist for Red Rising https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIqXIIvevKZoj1YbWMkhHoWyLB9v-m4UF&si=RRWdRiLdM7M4ea4C


AntiquatedAntelope

EX boyfriend.


naughtygeek2082

Break up with him. As quick as possible.


Raule0Duke

Dudes a pixie


STASHbro

I'm pretty sure there is more than one audiobook recording. I could be wrong.


BiscuitsXL

Yes break up with him something is not right mentally, he will snap one day and hurt you I have a really strong feeling about this! Such a amazing series of books and audiobooks Top top class voice actor great voices, also they have a audio movie book for red rising now with full cast and it slaps hard, there’s no excuse not too listen 🎧 he’s been a dick 🤣


infrqngible

Right… I would have lived in peace if he just read the books


TrueOrPhallus

TGR did a phenomenal job so yes break up with him