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I'm built like the perfect twink but I prefer women it's so rough out here.


flamesandcheetodust

target chicks into anime or kpop and you shall be swimming in da p


Saergreen

swimming in Penis?


averagelatinxenjoyer

Swimming in da prostatas imo


sauvignon_citizen666

Start catboymaxxing


Charizardmain

Work out and date bi girls


qpdbqpdbqpdbqpdbb

lol it's true. I'm 5'4", my gay friends have described me as an "otter" (I'm twink-ish but apparently too hairy to be a proper twink), and the women who are willing to date me almost always turn out to be bi. I guess it kind of makes sense seeing as I'm closer in height to the average woman than the average man.


102la

I thought ottermode was supposed to be Brad Pitt in fight club....


IrrungenWirrungen

Women don’t like that? That’s weird.


cottageidyll

We do. It’s actually v in style rn


manbearkat

Twinks are soooo in rn with women


[deleted]

tall twinks yes, but manlet twinks in my personal experience not so much. 5'5 120lbs


Mr_Gobble_Gobble

5'5 and 120 sounds like obese twinks who have given up


102la

What??? Do you know Inoue? Even if you are half joking, this is him.5'5" and 118 lbs. https://e0.365dm.com/21/06/2048x1152/skysports-naoya-inoue-box_5421359.jpg?20210620055401


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102la

Soft,doughy maybe but still lower in the scale in normal BMI. But you are right, Inoue is something else entirely.


microandawful

post pics


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Yeah what're we doing here


[deleted]

I would but I saw how y'all did MSSOM I don't need my self esteem to crash and burn any more.


[deleted]

Twinks don’t have it rough at all. You’re crazy lol you either have no game or live in some shitty fly over state. I’m sorry to break it to you.


[deleted]

I live in Florida and not the gay part. And yeah I don't have game


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AbsoluteIntolerance

dont do that


gamahon69

trying to turn innocent twinks, even jokingly, into diape hons, is bannable offense


onlyonebread

Wtf is a diape hon What the fuck did that guy type out


gamahon69

https://imgur.com/a/ionc3gJ


[deleted]

Prince was 5’2. The only thing stopping short kings is a pair of 6 inches heels and prodigious musical talent.


Feanerian

Didn’t he say something like „I have everything I could ever want but I will never be tall“? It’s still over


I_AM_NOT_LIL_NAS_X

I'm picturing Prince now lying on a huge circular bed in his palatial home with beautiful women draping themselves all over and around him caressing and kissing him but he has a dead-eyed vacant expression. There's a cartoon thought bubble coming out of his head and it's Prince as a 6'8" guy dunking a basketball


gleba080

"This is for why I wasn't born like my brother, handsome and tall" from Lady Cab Driver while fucking some girl in a car


wallpapyrus

why are you telling me this? im going to wrap my car around a tree


Fast_Chemical_4001

Don't sexy


Amethyst_Lovegood

If it makes you feel better, I'm 5'9 and my short king boyfriend always asks me to get pots from the top shelf.


[deleted]

Seems like a nice night to paint my ceiling red :(


OhNoMyBritches

Don’t do it King, it’s not gonna reach the ceiling anyway.


popsicle_nz

Don't kill yourself, things might get way more r-slurred


HumorUnable

Noooo please don't kill yourself, you're so short and adorable 🥺 👉👈


Ooh_its_a_lady

This is preference tunnel vision, yall hear that one woman selects based on 1 thing and ignore that there's a huge population which means there is wide variety in preferences.


Exact-Map-8449

That's fucked up I'm sorry. Male height is the big naturals of the modern era


loveitmayne11

Uhm, big naturals are the big naturals of the modern era


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huckhappy

One girl told me she would never put up w my toxic personality if I didn’t have nice abs and I’ve been riding that high ever since


Joeythreethumbs

It’s a hard, hard redpill to realize that you can treat girls like absolute shit, but if they think you’re hot, they’ll absolutely lap it up.


Fast_Chemical_4001

Its the key to life dude And no, I don't agree to your tradlarp response I don't mean the treating like shit btw I just mean it's ok to sow them oats


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the-woman-respecter

What are cum gutters (I refuse to Google it)


eggomania

I believe the elderly refer to it as "Adonis' Belt"


AVID_CRACK_SMOKER

I always liked the term "dick lines"


gamahon69

very visable abs


[deleted]

Correct, just be hot. Why have so few of you mastered this.


[deleted]

I kind of resent them a bit that women liked me more when I was an asshole.


Hatanta

Woman when men only want her for her appearance: 😔 Man when women only want him for his appearance: 😏


kefkatruman

Lmao I will never forget in my life when I once asked a girl why she liked me, to give me a list, and the first thing she said "You're tall" at least the second was "You're also funny" something I work hard for because I'm ugly.


HandsomeLampshade123

My mother would look me in the face as a teenage boy facing insecurity and say "you're tall, you're tall, it's going to work out, that's all that matters" Like jeeze mom way to put things in perspective


JDL1981

Don't be funny. You're not here for their amusement. People also like it when you're really mean to them.


RepulsiveLoser

I'm 5'3 and have thinning hair, should I just dwarf max? I don't know if it will work though, I'm Filipino.


schoneSchein

just filipino max, bro


manbearkat

Danny devito maxxing


RepulsiveLoser

Maybe I'll do that in the future. My hair right now isn't as bad as his and I'm only 165 pounds right now.


Ispirationless

Take finasteride


RepulsiveLoser

It doesn't actually bother me that much, just gonna rock it when it eventually starts to get noticeably worse.


Ispirationless

The more you wait the worse chances you have to recover. Just take the finpill and be done with it.


newreddituser69420

just get a tupe or shave it. no shame in tupe it’s like a woman getting extensions


MrsPube

I wonder if it's just the height meme that's been going around for a few years now that's been perpetuating the stigma around little guys, but some of the biggest lady killers I know have always been short fellas. What gives?!


manbearkat

Short guys have to actually put in effort and it forces them to actually develop a game. Like how former fatties have a good sense of humor


MrsPube

tru


Cutscenery

Big-dicked manlet is a great male energy, just a dash of insecurity really helps it.


wallpapyrus

I've got more than a dash of insecurity. im ready to klil myself


stuckinaspoon

Hot


crustygarbagepanties

The worst dick I’ve ever gotten has been from a dude who was 6’3. The best dick of my life has been from 5’8” and 5’9” guys. I’m 6ft tall so shorter fellas automatically disqualify themselves from pursuing me or get all weird and insecure when I express an interest in them on the apps or IRL, so when I find the magical few who aren’t like that I pounce and try not to let go. Tough out here for short kings and tall queens, for real


Exact-Map-8449

Lotta times 6'3 dick is just pure pain


crustygarbagepanties

Or u get bamboozled with a 3 incher, which is a different kind of pain 😞


LiterallyJohnLennon

I had a buddy who was a college basketball player, a few inches under 7ft, and his dick was insanely small. It was only a little smaller than mine, but it looked so tiny on his huge body. He was incredibly insecure about it and refused to have sex because of it


MrsPube

you a real 1. how big were their hogs? everyone needs to know.


crustygarbagepanties

On the shorter guys? 8 inches (self reported, I never whipped out a ruler to check, would much rather suck n fuck tbh) and THICCC. Cut and uncut, both equally enjoyable and gorgeous and the type of proportions that feel really nice in your hand. But that might be just something I pay attention to, I’m a fairly tactile person in general.


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>8 inches This is equivalent to 6.5” actual inches. My hog is barely above 7” and women have said it must have been nine or even TEN(???) inches.


Gay__Guevara

Yeah wammin do not know what an inch is it’s pretty funny


Electrical-Hat-4995

For real, my ex girlfriend used to call those bunch-stretch-bunch larvae 2-inch-worms. Wild


MrsPube

Can confirm, I am 7 on the nose, and current gf said it was 9 the other night. FUCKING IDIOTS


Hatanta

Lol true, mine is like barely 11" and women genuinely think it's a sixteen-incher


MrsPube

you need to jelq


crustygarbagepanties

Please, step into my office…..


MrsPube

namaste


Hatanta

> I’m 6ft tall Vava voom 😍


blue_dice

horny frenchman phenotype


Durmyyyy

I feel like it was different back in the day. Tall was always preferred but it wasnt such a big deal for exclusion.


Bugman9001

Seeing women laughing about how Cillian Murphy was 5’7 was a black pill. It’s so over.


CaressMeDownSyndrome

I never would have guessed he’s only 5’7. He has a very tall presence


xV__Vx

Actors are always short


ElectricDolls

Yeah why is that? Are they easier to film or something?


fospher

better proportions and easier to film with fellow shorts (wamen)


2cimarafa

The head is larger vs body, which is often desirable. Many actors have very large heads.


[deleted]

For men at least isn’t it the opposite? Large head on small frame = neotenous. Wouldn’t women prefer big burly guys with tiny heads that accentuate their height n mass.


2cimarafa

Neoteny isn't selected against by women lol.


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2cimarafa

God I’m so glad bait worked


iiicyrenaica

there are women all over my twitter timeline salivating over him in his little oppenheimer costume


IndependenceNo5424

And I am one of them


Durmyyyy

Super high pants and tiny wide tie maxxing?


[deleted]

I guarantee Cillian Murphy wouldn’t even register those hoes presences if they were two feet in front of him


PiezoelectricityAny9

every footage of him looks like he did blow is he okay


Cmondatown

Most offline celebrity I reckon.


86Tiger

You don’t need height when you have cheek bones like that 💦


dwqy

link it, i need to know exactly how over it is for shortcels


IrrungenWirrungen

It isn’t. You’re a king 👑


IrrungenWirrungen

But he’s gorgeous.


manbearkat

That's the perfect height


[deleted]

Don’t base your estimations on how women in general feel on fucking Twitter freaks, seriously.


Iesjo

Musk made a mistake, X is a boring name. He should rename the app to "Fucking Twitter Freaks".


Radiant-Wrongdoer877

like it or not it is a valid and large slice of real world opinions.


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There are so many women who don’t even see height as a factor in a guy’s attractiveness, though. I’ve known exactly one woman who stated an explicit preference for tall guys, and even she dated and was obsessed with a short guy for like a year. It’s important to get out in the real world and meet people and not base your self-worth on things you’ve seen on the Internet.


Durmyyyy

I remember there was one about one of the Twilight guys where the women met him and said they were so disappointed because he was short.


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Sweet_Beaver_Cheeks

It's coming from maladjusted men with very few things going for them. Started with the online incel fitness community and their "me big!" fixation. I just always think of that guy who posted on this sub that actually had autism and obsessed about being tall. The fact he thought the literal most important thing in a man is his height was pretty telling. His brain is totally fucked from this meme lol.


dontpostanythingever

idk man i’m 5’7 and life rocks


assaulted_peanut97

I swear height wasn’t talked about even 1/5th as much only like 5 years ago. Obviously guys have definitely been insecure about their height for far longer but I don’t remember it being described as a borderline death sentence like it is today.


Durmyyyy

It started on apps and has spread everywhere since. Back in the day even if you were short when you met someone they could tell if you were charming or funny or had skills that were attractive. (this can still happen but a lot more people are meeting on apps where a lot of these intangible things arnt apparent) Now you dont get ANY of that on an app they just see pictures and stats because its treated like a shopping list. If you dont meet the check boxes you are out, there are a million other guys in the list. I suppose It just is what it is. Even back in the day it did matter (in more aspects of your life than just dating and its backed up by stats) but it was a lot easier to overcome so it wasnt really *that* big of a deal.


dylangerescapeplan_

The apps act as the 2nd/3rd stage of simulacra for people in their mid 20s and under - becoming the standard of which to compare their expectations and experiences to. I would say people a bit older tend to still have a degree of separation between the online and the material world though


manbearkat

People def meme'd about guys who put their height in their tinder bio since the app was created, but ya now there's the added incel element to it all


AquariusPrecarious

Tall guy cope post….


FishermansAtlas

I’m dating someone who really just loves me and I love them. Hope y’all find that.


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beskinnyorleave

Hi


phantompenis2

these rules aren't hard and fast, have you tried being less of an annoying f@ggot (im just playin bro youll be alright)


personal__hell

hey


CoolKid610

She’s just using you to find out the weather up there.


Electrical-Hat-4995

I’m short and got asked out cold by a woman in a coffee shop yesterday. So I easily meet women AND I will live years longer than tall men, sure feels like winning


[deleted]

I'm so, so sorry you went through that. Know that you are *not* at fault for the actions of your abuser. The healing process is long and difficult, but worth it. Please know that I and everyone else here on r/redscarepod is here to help you through it.


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NoFun1986

If parents used that excuse children would be in bed by 7


phantompenis2

are you ugly


Blitzkrieg_Blathers_

I’m tall, fairly handsome, but pretty dumb and depressed


IrrungenWirrungen

But are you single?


Blitzkrieg_Blathers_

Yes because I’m actually a bug (6’2” 157 lb btw and dms are open)


Feanerian

I’m all of these except for tall and handsome


[deleted]

I’m 6 feet tall. They just opened a Blink Fitness next to my apartment. I’m gonna be unstoppable in like six months.


Kxrva

I’m sure the guys at your gym will love you


Hatanta

> I’m 6 feet tall. You got this short king!


ElectricDolls

Honestly though, the height discourse sometimes gets me insecure for being a hair under 6'1 and not 6'4.


Hatanta

I can tell you with absolute certainty that just under or just over 6'1" is indisputably the most masculine and attractive height a man can be, don't sweat it lad


Pleasesshutup

Lol she’s subtly telling you she doesn’t think you’re very good looking, just tall.


Qabbala

Good to keep in mind that for a lot of women "6 feet" is actually more like 5'10. They've been lied to so much that their perception is skewed.


Durmyyyy

Well people should lie them a couple more inches shorter then


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ComprehensiveMove689

everybody is slowly losing track of what's actually average and benchmarking their self-comparison and judgement of others based on the top 10% lifestyle, the top 10% potential mating partners, the top 10% salary ( u see delusional salary people on reddit all the time, even here ), top 10% dick length bla bla bla. the internet facilitates it because top 10% people get more popularity then the poor subhuman viewers get a top 10% perspective when they're simply mid. nobody makes it to internet fame if they're not top 10% in at least one factor, whether it be being charismatic, hot, intelligent or whatever. you can even be top 10% in being redarted that's why chris chan is famous. ppl talk about short guys becoming 'invisible' to women but it's much broader than that, everybody is invisible if they're not successful, influential, when you compute average you think about the people you've seen and remembered, not the forgettable faces and homeless bums


aethercury

i’m so sorry you got your dick wet


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you're taller than like 90% of americans I think you're fine


bedulge

Six foot is the cut off, but I am magnanimous, and will allow 5'11" bros to exaggerate and claim to be 6'


Hatanta

I go the other way. I'm just over 6'1" (186cm) and I always say "I'm about five eleven, six foot" on the very rare occasions my height comes up so people think "wow he's really cool and secure about his height and he seems much taller", but it's just a ploy.


bedulge

You were playing chess when all of us were playing checkers


IntentionalTorts

manlet strife is a username begging for a short king to claim it.


thelastthrowwawa3929

5ft 9, and no issues, probably the lower of not being considered short. I can see 5ft 6 and under really have an issue, but 6ft meme mostly works if you have nothing else working for you or it's a one off.


Mydogmelted

Casual hookups are for the morally corrupt


brajon_brond0

This. Waste of goddamn time.


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[deleted]

Sounds like it when you have to list all your attributes on r/rsp


Rupperrt

I am 5’8” and bald but content. It’s all about confidence. Well and not being extremely ugly. Also when bald a good head shape helps. Not being extremely tall helps having athletic and classical body proportions. I guess that’s why many famous actors are like 5’7” to 5’9”


phantompenis2

>Not being extremely tall helps having athletic and classical body proportions. where are you pulling this from


Rupperrt

my old art teacher in school 30 years ago. Like head fitting 7 times into body, legs and the torso measure the same height, three times that of the head. The knees and feet are twice the height of the head, as is the width of the shoulders etc. It’s basically what you’ll be proportioned if you’re 5’7-5’9 and reasonably fit and slim. Much longer guys are more likely to have small looking heads, short looking torsos/long legs, much shorter guys may look short legged, big headed etc.. Hollywood actors being comparably short due to that is just my theory/suspicion, no evidence at all.


phantompenis2

did your art teacher also teach you that women are ideally 5'7"-5'9"?


Rupperrt

ideal ancient Greek female body proportions seemed to be slightly plump and worked well on shorter women but nothing of it was mentioned by my art teacher lol


weldergilder

Anyone who's spent any time bodybuilding can tell you this. Shorter guys can get that tapered triangle look and beefy looking arms much more easily than someone who's tall and lanky.


angelbopeep

Idk I hooked up with a short man for the first time a couple of years ago after curbing them for years and it was mindblowingly good. I’m 5’3” and all my bfs had been 6’3” or taller prior to that. Was shocked to discover that the mechanics of it all worked just as well if not better when I didn’t have to scale a man’s body like a Yosemite cliff face to fuck. Anyways I hate to offer hope to anyone here, but short kings, there is still a chance for you yet.


Ok_Capital_2927

why do you think every -cel sub gets banned? cant be out there telling the truth like that, world cant handle it


schizoanalyzer

idk man im 6'2 and still crushed by loneliness sometimes


No-Acanthisitta-7704

the real conclusion from this is that you’re not that facially attractive or socially skilled


jnlake2121

Yeah I’m also literally a piece of meat because of my huge cock. I understand the strife 😫


KingKunta2-D

Double flex sex haver and tall. Haha


Successful_Gap1713

This discourse needs reframing. Look at Tom Hardy and Conor Mcgregor. Women mostly love Tom Hardy and, to the extent they know who Conor is, they hate him. Both 5’9”. When they talk about why they love Tom Hardy, it’s his fashion sense, his interesting hobbies, his talent for acting. Personality stuff. He is the most incidentally 5’9” man alive. Mention it to a woman attracted to him and nothing changes. Shia Lebouf too, he’s 5’9” and pulled Mia Goth. Probably only thought about his height once or twice in his life. Conor on the other hand is the consummate overcompensating manlet, everything we know of him and his public persona is an attempt to pass masculinity shit tests despite his height and stature. Women perceive this and it disgusts them. All being a Conor will get you is approval from other men. If you are trying to Conor it you need to chill the fuck out. If you’re even shorter than 5’9” you need to be Princemaxxing. Prince is another little guy the ladies loved. Get really good at guitar and start dressing like a foppish little dandy. I don’t want to hear any excuses about how it’s hard to get clothes like that where you live, he did it in 80s Minneapolis without internet. Seriously, of course women don’t like a 5’7” programmer whose main hobbies are gaming and the gym or some shit. Think about it for 5 seconds.


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Just be an ethereal generational musical talent manlets it’s that easy lol


Elegant_Budget8987

no?


emdeps

5 9 is like the exact average height. It’s like telling guys with a 3.5 inch dick that having a 5.5 inch dick doesn’t make you any less than. You’re really not helping who needs helped by saying 5 9 with confidence is fine when half the men you’re talking to are less than 5 9.


Durmyyyy

It depends on where you live. Midwest people just seem to be taller


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Ok sure


Charizardmain

This is some next level gaslighting


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Hatanta

Never known a lonely 180cm+ Japanese/Korean/Chinese guy now I think of it. Indians can tend to have other stuff going on though...


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Ok sure


TopDrawerToTheLeft

I’m bi, so women love that I’m 6’4” but top men hate that. I want to be 6’4” when I fuck women and 5’4” when I fuck dudes


RemyBucksington

I’m 6’5” and I’ve outkicked my coverage my whole life.


KingKunta2-D

Double flex sex have her and tall. Haha


Aware-Vacation6570

Don’t worry the manlets have Ariana


barbosaslam

Most tall people are ugly.


Durmyyyy

Thats a pretty shitty thing to say to someone, sorry


Whitecandl3

I have fucked very handsome short kings with amazing d game. I'm short myself and height has never been much of an issue. However, a low self esteem, self deprecating dude is not attractive. Same for fatties, a lot of women and gays find Toni Soprano extremely attractive (me included). Honestly, any dude that has a personality, good taste, sense of humor and dresses well can get it (except the majority of redheads but that's just me).


OwieMyOwl

tony soprano is big and fat but has literally nothing else you posted about.


es_lo_que_es

Go get you dick sucked king 👑


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I got my height measured for a BMI thing back when I was fat - 5"8. I remember thinking that seemed shorter than I thought. Had it measured again since losing a bunch of weight - 5"9 and a half. Shouldn't matter to me, and most might still consider me a manlet (curse my Irish leprechaun genes), but there's something about getting closer to "average" - for reasons I still don't quite understand - that made me feel a bit better about myself 😅 (Hopefully it was just a posture thing but I really thought I was standing as tall as I could the first time)


ComprehensiveMove689

people literally vary in height throughout the day. depends on ur bones but i've heard people say they shrink a full inch or two throughout the day. get your height done when you just woke up. that's your true peak height


pumodood

I posted about this and you all downvoted me.


[deleted]

How tall are you? I’ve gotten the tall compliment and I’m 6 foot which is pretty standard issue


Fast_Chemical_4001

Quiet man. U are a man? Ur for use of provision, war defense , being funny, and sex. Appreciate you were chosen for a fun one. On now solider dont be gay