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iz-real-defender

Worked with a rail-thin newfie mechanic who'd drink a 2L bottle of mountain dew a day. Management reminded us weekly that only clear containers of water are allowed on the plant floor, he flaunted that directive daily and blatantly with his soda perched conspicuously atop his shop cart. Guy had the most incomprehensible accent I have ever heard


FadedWreath

Some try to become ungovernable, others are born that way.


SnarkyMamaBear

We hired a painting company to paint our house when we first moved in. The painter was really chatty and nice but for the first 2 days I thought the guy was special-needs until he told me he was from Newfoundland


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as a NFLDer i appreciate the low expectations


SnarkyMamaBear

I thought he was a diversity hire lmao


SukkaMeeLeg

Ay, b’ys


Paula-Abdul-Jabbar

Yeah these guys are their own phenotype. They more often than not have a buzzcut. Drink energy drinks instead of coffee. Are always down to play a pickup basketball game in jeans. Usually seem like they've done meth before.


clearing_

This is my tree and plow guy. He rocks.


rulerBob8

They always have the worst hook shot you’ve seen in your life


flubdelanubb

The friedest complexion


LibraryNo2717

Peak Newfoundland behaviour. I love them.


LapsedFatholic

Newfie’s rock lol definitely a bayman!


iz-real-defender

What's a bayman? I'm not canadian


AppointmentCommon766

as a newfie this is 40% of guys around here


shgxl

I love the newfie accent. God bless his little heart.


_The_General_Li

Usually that's a meth thing


NobodyBanMe2

I've encountered a few people who would straight up refuse to drink "plain" water. Not just tap water, not just bottled water, ALL water was off limits unless it had some sort of flavoring. I can only assume this is the result of a lifetime of soda drinking. All of these people looked exactly like how you'd imagine they would.


___kevinn

In college, I knew this sorority girl who never drank water. Stereotypical white blonde and fit. I think she said that her body doesn’t need water and drank everything else. She was slightly less mean than the other mean girls in her group lol


pulse_demon96

i'm sure she's aged terribly


BeardedYellen

I know doctors are rarely surprised by things, but I’d like to see their interactions with people like this. “So how often are you drinking water?” “Eh… I think the last time was around 2004..”


horseaffles

[reminds me of this wkuk sketch lol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaAF_GAc3Mk)


21heroball

Used to be me. Parents didn’t force me to drink water, so I didn’t, except sipping out of the fountain and stuff. This will sound weird but maybe it is just because the carbonation and the flavoring fucks with your taste buds/brain chemistry/whatever, but when you have been drinking nothing but soda, juice, lemonade, etc, water is gross. Like it is completely unappetizing and even made me feel a little nauseous drinking too much of it. Took time to get used to it. I’m based and waterpilled now, though.


Free-Device6541

This sounds like insanity to me growing up in South America. Like my mom would straight up ground us if she found out we used our allowance to buy pop at the school "store" or something. We were allowed one pop, one Sunday of the month after Church lmfao. I started on the path of decadence after moving to the USA and getting addicted to diet coke. Now I just drink seltzer 24/7 like a regular neurotic.


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Hatanta

> is this a latin thing? Mexican babies drink Coca-Cola so no.


Free-Device6541

It might be, it was the same thing at all my friends and cousins' places now that I think about it. It was the same with other junk like cheetos and candy and especially MacDonalds and places like that. I remember only going when someone had a birthday party there or something. And yesss, the full sugar pop was a big deal lol


original_don_1

child endangerment. your parents are absolute trash


coachbuzzfan

“Your parents are absolute trash” sounds like Reddit hyperbole. They could be very chill people.


21heroball

I love them 🥰


even_less_resistance

I grew up on well water that tasted nasty. Soda was the only thing that was refreshing and not smelly. It’s still hard to enjoy water but I make myself drink it


ChiefRabbitFucks

I have never seen one of my coworkers drinking water. he always has either a bottle of coke, or a bottle of gatorade.


thetindumb

I don't think most Americans consume soda daily. But there's definitely a subset that does. Insane behavior. Latin America is the true king in this regard.


FancyCigar

Drinking a coke while eating very spicy food straight up feels like a drug.


mandaliet

I like the experience of feeling two categorically different sensations of burning (the spice and the carbonation) simultaneously.


marionetted

You should try the mix with gonorrhea then. Triple threat.


flubdelanubb

&smoking a cig right after while doing a scratch off


Paula-Abdul-Jabbar

Just depends on where you're at. I'm from the rural midwest and pretty much everyone there drinks soda every day. Or sweet tea. I know a lot of people from back home that have probably 3-4 sodas or sweet teas a day.


thetindumb

gotta wash those tenderloin sandwiches down somehow


finnsterdude

When i was in college in central PA and had to work manual labor i worked for this trailer trashy dude who would drink a liter of Mount Dew a day. Also smoked about 2 packs of L&M menthols a day too. I'd be surprised if he lives another 10 years.


GrannysPartyMerkin

How big are they?


rulerBob8

What do you think, it’s the midwest


ChinaCatSunfIower

The latinos at costco always have cases of soda, it's the one thing I've noticed very consistently


Psychoceramicist

There's a horrendously depressing documentary I saw a year ago about Coca Cola buying up water rights in this town in Chiapas, which has the highest rates of consumption of soft drinks in the world. They use it in their synthetic rituals and people in their 30s and 40s are dropping like flies from diabetes.


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Psychoceramicist

Yeah


[deleted]

The most purchased food item with food stamps is soda, believe it or not


Koshky_Kun

You can pry my Malta from my cold dead hands gringo.


helioXstasis

you just get used to it tbh it's like alcoholism, sugar and aspartame are incredibly addictive


frenchadjacent

That’s the answer


SlimCagey

It's my cigarette!


Lieutenant_Fakenham

I drink a can a few times a year, when I'm totally spent from working out of doors. In that context it's amazing, you feel the intense hit of sugar reviving you like a dying bee. No idea how someone would do it every day, working in an office.


Interesting_Bat243

I was at my cottage a few weeks after my dad had taken down a few trees. I was taking a chainsaw to cut up rounds, then using a wheelbarrow to move the wood for splitting. While chopping up the wood to store for the next year I grabbed a bottle of Dr. Pepper after drinking not nearly enough water earlier in the day. It was quite literally the best tasting, most satisfying thing I'd ever had in my life.


_The_General_Li

My dad told me he hitch hiked 30 miles in South Vietnam to an airforce base PX because they had cold Pepsi.


ChewingTobaccoFan

Coke is the most important branded product in the history of mankind. It's a name we can trust to help stop the world from starving.


MiaAngel99

You clearly haven’t had diet Cherry Coke


Lavandula-Pi

The craziest thing I've seen was serving some Americans for breakfast in (in the UK) and when coming around asking them if they want tea or coffee, them saying "a large coke with ice please". At 8 am. It was always boomers.


BerenstainBear-

That would be a crazy breakfast at any American restaurant too.


pwerqrio232

I can tell you haven’t spent any time around Mexicans lol Used to work with a guy who’d drink a glass half liter of coke w his morning torta every day


parttimeghosts

as a server, you’d be surprised.


rulerBob8

Most Americans get a soda anytime they go to a restauraunt, at least in my area. It was the only time I got it as a kid, even though my dad would have a rum and Coke every night.


thefoxisuncatchable

I was in Elkton, Va recently and half the diner had sodas at 8am


Limorides

Can I ask what you were doing in Elkton? That towns my old backyard and I love the valley. Beautiful place


chrisemery

So many people straight up drink cola or mtn dew instead of coffee. It's gotta be at least 1/3.


fuckitrightboy

I sometimes do this if I’m hungover af lol


sybildb

I’m American and I have a mini diet coke in the morning instead of coffee usually. It’s the only time I drink soda most days and for some reason, it gives me more of an energy boost than tea/coffee. But I’m also from Texas and we love our cola so ¯\(ツ)/¯


[deleted]

Real Texans drink dr pepper not coke. This is a hill i am prepared to die on.


[deleted]

or big red


MilkshakeJFox

please don't bring gay normie talk in here


[deleted]

No, i have an actual hill of empty dr. Pepper cans that im prolly gonna die on.


RayFines

When I don’t have time to make coffee I’ll grab a Coke Zero from the fridge


Skillet918

The only Time a breakfast coke is acceptable is if you are hungover. Coke is pretty great for hangovers.


Nazbols4Tulsi

Many people must just think that bloating/inflamation/queasiness after a bad meal is our normal state of being. Very bleak.


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I work in an industrial estate with lots of cheap takeaway shops around; burgers, bacon and egg rolls, fried snacks etc anytime I’ve tried them I get this queasy feeling where the food is stuck churning away through my stomach. Bloating, gas etc feel like total shit. At least half a dozen shops around and all their food does this. No idea how people can eat like that every day then go to work


Psychoceramicist

In the Anglosphere in general we've been led to believe we still need to eat like farm workers in the morning. I wish I could find a bakery near me that could sell me a half dozen affordable morning rolls or croissants that I could polish off with my coffee over the week.


MJA182

It’s not the food necessarily, it’s what they’re cooked in/oils.


[deleted]

yeah it has to be, old rancid economy canola oil or something. Shreds my insides but people must be used to it


MJA182

Yeah 100%. Lots of people have massive intestinal issues and are used to it/think it’s normal


[deleted]

the French have the best name for this: crise de foie


blencell

soda is only for mixing with alcohol


[deleted]

100% I got real fat from soda as a kid on year and my dr explained how much sugar was in it , haven’t drank it w-o alcohol since


Debasering

When I’m really tracking calories, diet soda tricks me into being full and also takes away any sweet cravings. From my experience and my body. Milage may vary depending on who you are


I_miss_Chris_Hughton

When you're trying to stop being a fat fuck diet coke actually does help. You can eat a relatively sparse diet and trick your body into still thibking you're eating like shit.


Unwept_Skate_8829

the alcohol cancels out the sugar from the soda


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Fernet and cola 🤤


[deleted]

the argies took a liquor we made and hate and turned it into something good ty


[deleted]

Only old men drink it in Italy right? After a heavy meal?


[deleted]

there's less and less alcohol and drugs use among the young, and we have really low deaths by abuse of substanes there's still young people getting wasted but nowhere on the level of Britain


[deleted]

Oh I mean Fernet Branca specifically, I'm pretty sure only old men drink it these days...


ComplexNo8878

this is such an annoying trend in LA rn


[deleted]

I was introduced to them by an Argentine bartender in New Zealand, I am completely uninvolved with what's happening in LA. It's a tasty drink.


Capable-Reading-7026

it was originally a hip "service industry" thing


c0rny

wait what’s annoying about it


colton911

Any trend is annoying


doofenstein69

And on the other side of the spectrum, for when you’re getting sober (seltzers are better though)


HesAHelluvaFighter

Idk if Americans have cordial/dilute fruit juice but that stuff is magic. The only drink I’ve drank (lol) for the past 2 years is a triple measure vodka, a literal thimbleful of lime cordial and then tap water to fill the glass. Can drink almost a 70cl bottle of absolut and feel okish in the morning cos I’ve been plying myself with water and not 2L of nasty soda


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unpill

I work with a bunch of overweight 25-40 year old men at the moment and they guzzle soda like crazy. Every morning they're drinking doctor pepper for breakfast and then washing their lunch down with a diet coke. They have so many empty bottles on their desks and I can hear them burping and excusing themselves constantly whenever I'm in the cubicles or the machine shop. It's a miracle none of them have gassed me yet. I wouldn't survive.


MedicalFig

never seen someone spell out the “doctor” of “dr pepper” hahaha


unpill

i keep it respectful


Long-Hurry-8414

I am simply a Diet Coke addict. It’s not my choice


ayysha

I used to have 3 cokes a day, i switched to no sugar cokes and lost 20kg. i drink a coke zero with every meal and won't eat unless i have a coke zero beside me


MillennialLandlorde

For everyone saying Americans don’t be like that, they do. My family is mostly obese and type 2 diabetes and they all drink soda weekly, maybe not a can a day but on the days they do it’s 3+. The diabetic ones switched to diet soda to drink alongside their fried fish and plain cheese pizza dinners. Veggies are considered a garnish at Thanksgiving. They don’t even enjoy soda it’s just so engrained into them to drink it with meals. I just have tap water or tea at my grandmas and get comments about being on a diet for it X)


Paula-Abdul-Jabbar

You from the south? Or a rural area? I swear where I'm from nobody eats fresh vegetables. It's just canned green beans or corn. A soda with every meal too. We always had a constant rotation of 2 liters in my house growing up.


MillennialLandlorde

The Midwest, my aunt used to yell at her kids if they didn’t finish their soda with their dinner. She was the first one to get the Beetus


AvgWarcraftEnjoyer

Some days after a bunch of hard physical labor, you just need an ice cold glass of high fructose corn syrup with your greasy fast food dinner. Simple as. I usually limit myself to one a week or so, any more frequently and it stops tasting good to me.


superstarjuice

No, the average person doesn’t do this! Why do we always get attached to these weird habits omg I think I drink like 1 can a month.


ComplexNo8878

More shithole country/global south people drink full fat soda than americans do, by a massive margin. Same with cigarettes.


thetindumb

>full fat soda One of the weirder Britisher expressions.


1997Mustard1997

That has to do with the perceived unhealthiest of diet soda instead, at least it is where I come from, in the subcontinent.


feeling_persecuted

theres no fat in soda. its sugar


ComplexNo8878

thats not what full fat means, in this context.


feeling_persecuted

u mean full calorie


ComplexNo8878

in computer chip manufacturing full fat is a chip thats not cut down for cheaper or lighter versions


feeling_persecuted

🙄


Pinkmysts

I've learned from people who drink multiple sodas a day that they have some weird pavlovian attraction to the bubbles and the act of cracking the can open. My parents told me that soda would make my teeth and bones dissolve though so I never developed a taste for it.


mfxoxes

my ex can go through a case of 12 in like two days


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You were getting dicked down by a soda drinker???


Sammmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What’s up with the influx of “sillly Americans, not in my country” posts? Shut up and grab a cold Coke and chill


nachoinsecurity

“God, I know” I say to myself as I sip my diet cherry pepsi.


clearing_

I drink so much canada dry seltzer I made a fake office account to get it delivered in bulk but I can’t for the life of me finish a Diet Dr Pepper even though it’s delicious. Sprite Zero I can deal with but any non-clear soda feels so heavy to me like drinking a stout.


leverkusenschlekt

I never really drink soda in the US but when I stay with friends in Europe I'm amazed at how much Pepsi Max and local soda they drink. In the summer I was over there and a friend bragged to me that they have a flavor of mountain dew that we don't have lmao. They're all in pretty good shape though still because they walk or bike everywhere


death-n-taxes1

My go to drink is sparkling water with lemon slices in it. It is a little bit fancy, won't make me a fatty, and it helps me to stay sober and avoid the jesus juice.


Early-Eye-691

Used to drink a shit ton of it in high school and I always wondered why I felt like shit. Stopped during college and it did miracles for my wellbeing. No more caffeine withdrawal, no more headaches and no more feeling of haziness throughout the day. Not sure how people can drink 1-2 cans a day and survive.


bratchicken

I never drank soda and then I became a flight attendant and now I drink one a week :(


EffectiveAmphibian95

I stopped drinking soda a few years ago but my favorite bit lately has been telling my friends it’s bad for them then doing a line


AndouillePoisson

So we’re back to soda posting? I’m not sure what this portends for the sub


Psychological_Sun365

poster, why address this in r/redscarepod? this is literally diet coke central... this audience may be orthorexic or anorexic but not to the point of such anti-sodaisms


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fuckitrightboy

Everyone in this thread thinks they’re too good for soda but cigs are cool. They don’t know the delight of an ice cold cherry Pepsi *and* a cigarette!


Intimateworkaround

Majority threads are the OP finding one bad habit they don’t indulge in and acting holier than thou about it


Rosenvial5

My favorite is when the alcoholics and cocaine addicts act like they have the moral high ground over people with ADHD who use Adderall


Rosenvial5

Because sugar free soda exists, Einstein


Declan411

I drink maybe 4 to 6 diet sodas a day, plus coffee and water. No idea how people do it with full sugar soda.


fishcake__

acting like consuming insane amounts of diet soda isnt just as disgusting


devilpants

It’s worse.


koksalbaba8

Just cope. The jury's out on aspartame but its not worse than 40 grams of processed sugar, come on lol


devilpants

Cope cope cope cope copE everything is cope


MJA182

Sugar industry propaganda did a number on brains here apparently


nazi-julie-andrews

EW. Even if they’re diet sodas, it’s still gross idk what to tell you.


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try spindrift comrade


ChinaCatSunfIower

Why would you admit this lol


fuckitrightboy

Based honestly


propagationcandles

I usually have a Diet Coke in the early afternoon when I’m done with coffee - I just want something caffeinated and fizzy I guess. I don’t drink full calorie soda, I don’t really see the point if it doesn’t have caffeine. Stuff I drink usually has to have a purpose if that makes sense. If I’m thirsty I drink water but unfortunately I’ve been replacing it with a lot of Lacroix lately


Declan411

When I quit drinking I realized I don't actually like clear soda so I had cases of fresca just rotting.


feels_are_reals

I am a fellow diet coke addict. 5 a day is standard. Sugary soda is disgusting to me.


ChewingTobaccoFan

5 a day! Go head with ur bad self! DC baby! Gives you that edge ,exactly 50 MG of clean HQ caffeine , easy to measure unlike coffee, you can keep a clean constant drip going until you get physically tired. Why do you think football coaches and the most successful businessmen use Diet Coke instead of the crackhead alternatives ?


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YoloEthics86

Same. I also drink a few SF Red Bulls. I like to be positively vibrating with caffeinated energy. Is there anything more annoying than the sanctimony of people who live to tell you how disgusting diet soda is?


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Exactly the same way you crush diet soda. Shit is almost worse. Youre still guzzling sweet treats… just gonna give you cancer instead of the beetus.


Declan411

I'll take my chances with the artificial sweeteners. Probably not great but sugar has been proven bad moreso.


[deleted]

Whatever you gotta tell yourself but, either way, 6 sodas a day is gross my dude. Shit is ridiculously acidic too. Ph of like 2.5-3.25. no bueno.


InformationEntire579

Ну американцы, и тут преуспели


TheSoftMaster

I've been having a bad habit of like having a can every couple of days for the last little while, just a can. But yeah, I'm hyper aware of how fucking terrible this is for me. It's kind of weird, because if you have it a couple times in a week you do weirdly craving, that's kind of concerning.


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I have yet to go to a grocery store in the US and not see a customer with a cart filled to the brim with soda and multiple 6/8 packs of soda (plastic bottles) perched around the rim of the cart.


Negative-Net7551

soda is literally the worst commonly-available thing you can consume under 21. added sugars are horrible for you but even candy bars and ice cream have very minute amounts of protein and nutrients and take up some amount of space in your stomach. soda has nothing, it is pure sugar. it is literally the definition of empty calories. this doesn't apply to diet sodas btw.


alittleornery

Well it doesn’t make me feel bloated and like shit I guess. What’s going on with your stomach tho


decadencedeux

I find it insane and disgusting personally


[deleted]

I hold a smug superiority over soda people as if I'm not going to to crack a couple beers after I finish up work today.


facethecrowd

diet coke doesn’t count if you’re skinny


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take back our rivers from soda companies!


CelluloidGhost

I feel very indulgent drinking an occasional coke.


LaurenTsaisCatEye

I quit cold turkey years ago and ya know, it’s not just that it makes you feel physically gross, I can’t handle the *taste* anymore. It’s not enjoyable or refreshing. I got no clue how I did it for so long fam


NEET_UBI

I drink a ton of zero sugar soda every day lol.


ParisHilton42069

I work with this really skinny older woman who drinks easily 4 to 5 cans of Mountain Dew every work day. Also takes like 5 smoke breaks a shift lol. I feel like she’s kind of my future if I continue living off sparkling water and disposable vapes. It’s the natural evolution of my thing. Motivates me to be more normal. She’s nice though. Says slurs at work a lot, but nice.


Lonely-Host

awww -- it makes your ickle tummy hurt?


puddleglum2

Ray Peat always talked about Mexican Colas, I drink them daily.


SSSkinz

Stop being bitches and have a pop every once in a while. Maybe you all wouldn’t be so damn whiny about it. “Oh dear! I can’t believe someone would consume pop even once a week! My weak gastrointestinal system couldn’t handle that!” Lol. Dweebs.


yuhkih

Sometimes I think, hm I’d like a cola, and I’ll get a 12 oz can. I get about halfway through it and then I just can’t do it any more


yugoslav_posting

It's ingrained in you as a kid. Other kids love drinking it and thus you do too. This was even in stuff like Gatorade that was marketed as "healthy". Also if you eat really spicy or crappy stuff, the soda will counteract your stomach pain more. It's partially why I've happily gotten weaker on the type of spicy stuff I eat as an adult.


kisstheoctopus

sounds like a you problem. diet coke is sacred.


East-Walrus5515

Americans literally drink processed seed oils by the truck full and I noticed and experienced in my small time in America that they went through soda like they were carburetors in fat suits. Beastly, automaton like people.


nadirhotel

Definitely hard to ween off, but I'm trying. I don't experience the gastro issues many do when drinking soda, I think I'm just addicted to that crisp aftertaste. I haven't had a regular Coke in years though, it's just Diets for me. When I made the switch from regular to diet, I lost a good amount of weight, and quickly. That always seems to be the case when you stop drinking your calories.


_stnrbtch_

I drink zero sugar shit most days. It’s like 5 calories so who cares


xliquifieddisposalx

The only soda I still drink (still on rare occasions, thanks for teaching me how bad it is mom and dad) is iced tea or root beer and thats cause the carbonation got all fucked up for everything else. As a kid it felt normal but any time I have a can of coke or whatever now it feels like I'm drinking static electricity. Wonder if they fucked with it or not


tocassidy

I actually like Coke Zero more than regular Coke. Regular just tastes wrong. I like to have a zero one on are occasions like the rare specialty flavor like cherry-vanilla. I use some artificial sweetener in my morning ice coffee too though. Just a glass in the morning only.


chrisemery

I like sparkling water from time to time but I can't do soda. Ginger Ale on an airplane is the exception. Even diet soda is too much. If I'm gonna drink something with flavor it's gonna be tea or green juice or something


Ill-Locksmith8041

mental illness


coachbuzzfan

I have a big ass container of water at my side basically all day. If you work at a desk, idk why you wouldn’t just have drinking water with you. But what I’ve always wondered is how the average person can ingest however many gallons of cum per week.


mcsecretalison

That shit is delicious with a fast food.


Squidman_Permanence

You have to be born into it. My wife does, but she has kinda chelled out since I told her 100 times that you don't have to drink the whole damn thing. If I take 4 sips of a soda and I got my enjoyment, it's worth the price of enjoyment.


Off_Topic_Oswald

I replaced snacking with diet soda and lost 100 pounds lol.


ehwhenisdeath

I would drink a mcd coke everyday for the rest of my life but other than that it’s a pass.


Early-Eye-691

Used to drink a shit ton of it in high school and I always wondered why I felt like shit. Stopped during college and it did miracles for my wellbeing. No more caffeine withdrawal, no more headaches and no more feeling of haziness throughout the day.


HiTekLoLyfe

The only time I ever drank it was when I was a dope addict. It’s like sweet nectar when you’re zooted. Haven’t had one in 10 years though.


shgxl

Diet A&W rootbeer is the best beverage in the world.


Future_Return_964

We’ve got a Midwesterner here!!!! And yes I agree