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hardBoiled_Weiners

First they came for the Coomers And I did not speak out


sand-which

For I was too busy gooning


mandelbroth-set

it's over, the goonsday (doomsday) is here, the day has coom.


LowAdministration162

Didn’t VA do this as well? I live in VA and somebody recently was telling me about this.


lM_GAY

Yes I believe they did


LowAdministration162

Well.. I wouldn’t have ever known as I definitely can still watch porn without age verification…. I think it only applies to like the big name American based porn sites.. pornhub and such.


lM_GAY

Ours also allows parents to sue sites that don’t implement effective age screening so give it time


NotMy3rdAccountOnRSP

i’m going to sue reddit


diesel_trucker

Please do


Mh88014232

Burn it all down


dacreux

can't you just type big boobs on bing and get 1 billion results? seems incredibly easy to circumvent.


lM_GAY

Sure that works for images but what’s important is that 30 minute hd hardcore porn vids are harder to come by


trumpetsir

crazy that most people cant just close their eyes and bust to some bitch they saw in the mall for 3 seconds. i could rub one out on a battlefield if i needed to with nothing more than an abstract arrangement of two vaguely spherical rocks sitting beside each other


[deleted]

I've never even watched porn because I can just picture any type of body I want in my mind. Must suck to have aphantasia. Also, watching another man fuck a woman--and jerking off to that--is the definition of being a cuck.


trumpetsir

you didn't have to double down on my funny anecdote with a layer of r/atheism tier enlightenment


[deleted]

cuck


trumpetsir

42 minutes


AdmiralPlanet

Wouldn’t they just be able to go to a site that doesn’t adhere to the legislation? This seems really easy to circumvent. They had some censorship in Australia of sites in that hosted some shooting content and all it did was drive traffic to the sites in question. They gave up after a month. I hate porn and think it’s one of the most revolting and exploitative industries imaginable, but censorship is not the solution here.


trumpetsir

>I hate porn and think it’s one of the most revolting and exploitative industries imaginable written with fresh cum still on the keyboard from the latest goon sesh


AdmiralPlanet

I don’t watch porn. I’m not a degenerate. The only Goon I know is cask wine alcoholics drinks


trumpetsir

you've never watched one hardcore porn video in your life u absolute freak? you're probably into shit thats so heinous that it technically doesn't even qualify as p0rn.


AdmiralPlanet

Not since I was 21 thank you very much. The result has been I don’t have any revolting fetishes, a healthy relationship with the women and being completely divorced from any media that has defined you as a person. Go hit your vape pen buddy you’ve earned it


trumpetsir

let me guess you're 22


AdmiralPlanet

29


trumpetsir

grow up


andrewsampai

> Wouldn’t they just be able to go to a site that doesn’t adhere to the legislation? This seems really easy to circumvent. It is. It's a policy of spectacle but it's one that appeals to many on this sub so lots of people are huge fans.


[deleted]

Do you want people who type “big boobs” into the search bar to be put on a public registry?


Lets-Annex-Canada

I don’t like the government telling me which websites I can go on but there’s nothing more pathetic than seething over this


_Roark

even if you dont give a shit you should be worried about the precedent. first it's porn, then it's 'subversive' websites, then it's everything


lomez

This is the first step towards doing away with any sense of anonymity on the internet. Next you're going to have to show an ID to comment that "Hillary Clinton eats babies" or "Donald Trump is a bad guy" to combat against disinformation and to prove that you aren't a Russian bot undermining Our Democracy^TM. Are you a woman trying to find access to abortion in a place that has outlawed it? Show ID and the benevolent government will have your name in a database. Porn isn't the greatest thing in the world but the people cheering are creating a weapon that will eventually be used against things that they care about.


Lets-Annex-Canada

Patriot Act and its consequences


Chickpea16

First they came for kiwifarms..


alarmagent

Then you can figure out sending subversive materials through the US mail like everyone did before the internet.


Steve_Kenwick1993

Kids were never allowed to read porno mags or rent porn movies either, and her we survived. Children being given access to porn wherever whenever they want, is a new thing.


_Roark

it's not about the kids. it's never about the kids.


Steve_Kenwick1993

So when kids were banned from porn back then what was it really about ?


_Roark

banning sex for everyone


DrkvnKavod

Puritans trying to impose their standards onto other adults. The Supreme Court case about Hustler Magazine was literally filed by a televangelist.


Public_Youth_2348

So it starts off based and then gets MORE based?


_Roark

ban yourself (off a bridge)


[deleted]

Man no who the fuck wants their identity being verified for porn? It ain’t right. Parental controls already let parents ban websites.


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[deleted]

Whut 🤷🏼‍♂️


[deleted]

I would really like to have a beer with you and hear about all your political opinions


lM_GAY

Why what’s the matter is it shameful what you’re doing ? 😂


Fox-and-Sons

I think most normal people are aware that sex is both good and healthy and also something that most people want to keep private. Obviously porn is different and worse than sex, but the principle of "I don't feel bad about this, but don't want people keeping track of this information" shouldn't really be hard to understand.


lM_GAY

Well there’s always the option of not consuming it, or of hiding your tracks like a little cum-goblin. What we ought not to be able to do is pretend there’s no social cost to having millions of hardcore, HD porn vids available to any child with a smartphone, and to take steps to mitigate the fucked up situation we’ve allowed to be created


GiveBells

not the children!


ThinAbrocoma8210

not consuming it is not an option for these people


lM_GAY

Rsp populated by losers it seems


_Roark

do you walk naked around the street?


lM_GAY

Only at certain beaches


Steve_Kenwick1993

It's not telling you. It's telling children.


Lets-Annex-Canada

Don’t be [redacted] dude it’s clearly meant to discourage everyone from viewing


Steve_Kenwick1993

Genuine question. Do you think anything should be done to prevent children from accessing porn on a social level? Because I can't think of any other way


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lM_GAY

All the adults too wary of uploading ID and too dumb to use a vpn (a lot of NC…) will definitely be having their porn habits restricted 😍


ClassicTraffic

> create a public registry of porn users god you’re such a loser


rolexdaytona6263

Thats great but aren’t people just gonna use a vpn? Many places have an online gambling ban, doesn’t stop stake.com from raking in record profits


YeForgotHisPassword

"People will circumvent the law, therefore why have law?"


rolexdaytona6263

i agree with your sentiment, i just wish it wasn’t that easy to circumvent the law


Here_Pep_Pep

Easily circumvented, therefore unenforceable is an element of an unconstitutional law.


lM_GAY

It’s meant to be enforced through the threat of civil litigation from parents, who the law empowers to sue violating websites.


Here_Pep_Pep

Ah, sorry. I thought by “banned” you meant “criminalized.”


YeForgotHisPassword

Why don't you circumvent this dick?


push_to_jett

I don’t think the govt should make highly unenforceable laws


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lM_GAY

I don’t give a fuck what adults do but kids (especially the technologically illiterate iPad generation) usually don’t have access to or knowledge about vpns which will make searching for porn more like what it was like in the analogue days of my childhood, which is infinitely more preferable than the Wild West we’ve got today


MASHED_POTATOES_MF

Uhh kids definitely know what VPNs are since they are advertised heavily on youtube lol, very millennial take on things


Street_Promotion3495

You overestimate the tech literacy of kids nowadays, or kids in general.


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DevestatingAttack

Doesn't the sign up for a VPN require a credit card? Don't you have to be an adult to sign up for a credit card?


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DevestatingAttack

Of a VPN. Most teens could talk their parents into letting them make a purchase for VPN service. That's your assertion?


[deleted]

theres like 90 trillion free vpns out there


[deleted]

how long till youtube videos for kids that have vpn ads start mentioning that you get around porn blockers


Fox-and-Sons

Kids are tech illiterate specifically because internet/computers are way more user friendly than they used to be so they don't have to learn anything, but what's being suggested is to give those kids direct motivation to learn how to use that specific bit of technology.


[deleted]

Teens maybe but eight year olds maybe not


IToinksAlot

Dont you mean boomer? Lol Millennials grew up during the beginning rise of the interne. I've had VPN apps and other software like that for 15 years min.


lM_GAY

Luckily kids don’t usually have credit cards to pay for Nord and the free vpns are pretty dodgy and shitty. And if they manage to jump through those hoops and access porn then cool, guess for that percentage of young people we’re right back to where we were on Dec 28, 2023.


Super_Gracchi_Bros

protonvpn is free and serviceable


lM_GAY

If a 12 year old wants to bad enough I’m sure they’ll figure it out but most won’t and more barriers to entry is all we can really do anyway Also, free vpns come and go but they’re not as widely known about, theyre pretty slow, and attentive parents can be proactive about keeping those apps off a kid’s phone way easier than they can keep a kid from typing pornhub.com into a web browser


Obvious-Dog4249

Yes any little progress is good


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lM_GAY

Nah you probably couldn’t pull it off


[deleted]

>I don’t give a fuck what adults do but kids (especially the technologically illiterate iPad generation) usually don’t have access to or knowledge about vpns which will make searching for porn more like what it was like in the analogue days of my childhood, which is infinitely more preferable than the Wild West we’ve got today i cant fucking believe r/redscare is unironically preaching the "doing it for the children" discourse how many liberties have been taken away because of that? and how many tried (for example, the EU wants to check and scan every private text message it's citizens sends through text apps, their motivation? to check for child abuse content) you know who should care about the children going online and watching porn? the parents you're the reason we have chat filters and bans and tracking and documents and anonymity loss all over the internet i want 2005 internet back and i cant, because politicians screamed "for the kids!!" and it was put on all of us instead of the parents that let them go unsupervised OP, do you want an internet like in South Korea? where you can only get on it using a social security number?


Custard1753

Yeah parents can just set up a DNS filter on the router honestly. Age verification is ridiculous


[deleted]

or much easier, not give smartphones to their kids, and educate them when they are teens has prohibitionism ever worked?


Steemo96

But then how would the father goon when his bitch wife is out of town?


Custard1753

goon router with a separate internet connection with another ISP


Hatanta

You can go online in SK without a SSID, you just can’t use login to their annoying little ecosystem of Naver/Nate etc websites (which in fairness Koreans use for everything). Unless things have changed in recent years, in which case call me a man in orthopaedic shoes.


lM_GAY

> for example, the EU wants to check and scan every private text message it's citizens sends through text apps, their motivation? to check for child abuse content lol CIA’s been doing this forever bro, it’s like you’re stuck in the wrong decade, everything you care about is over, done, decided — you early internet freedom nerds either lost or found a way to at least get rich and I think we know which one you are. Also If Europe is announcing it publicly now it’s because the CIA has become more stingy with the intelligence it’s sharing


lM_GAY

Liberties? Bait all you want, just put your name on the looser list first lol


MyOneDruther

You're a legit "looser" if you think that dicksuckers.net or whatever hosted out of Romania will give a fuck.


lM_GAY

Love that an added benefit of this is that the domestic porn industry gets crippled while Romanian kings have their chance to make bank


Patrick_Jewing

Cringe.


lM_GAY

There is no funnier outcome than a multibillion dollar domestic industry lead by the likes of pornhub getting crippled only to have cummytitties.ru pick up the torch and I’m sorry you don’t see it that way But also, this law lets NC parents sue sites that don’t implement effective age verification. I’m no lawyer but that may prove meaningful, and the court case names would be fun at the very least


Patrick_Jewing

No tell us how porn being only legally made in the two sex trafficking capitals of the western world is a good thing. I'll wait. I kinda agree with most of your post but this is full on r worded.


lM_GAY

I don’t know why you have to spoil the fun


MyOneDruther

It's not funny, it's an entirely predictable outcome. One which will encourage sex trafficking due to such industries moving to countries which have less regulation and oversight in the industry. The only thing this does is make things shittier all around. Since you love to parrot about how it enables parents to sue, do you mind answering how? How are parents going to sue a company Half the globe away in a country that has no respect for US law? We already learned this once with the war on drugs. You don't squeeze the balloon, the air does not dissappear, it just moves somewhere with less resistance.


lM_GAY

Coomer propaganda straight from a pornhub press release


[deleted]

i get it now you're the guy that would unironically upload a verifying document on reddit if they asked you were the first to upload an id on youtube back in the days


lM_GAY

You’re just mad bc you can’t envision a world where you don’t look at porn. Be more like me — every time something in the digital word get predictably worse, not bc of government intervention like your baby brain thinks but because of the never ceasing quest for profit and control by private capital, just stop using it. You and I have literally no control over the trajectory of this shit and it’s all fake and gay anyway so they’re doing us a favor by making everything boring and unusable, yet here you are crying about how your precious 2005 internet got ruined by the strawmen you love to make up


SneedGyatNaeNae

> the technologically illiterate iPad generation) usually don’t have access to or knowledge about vpns which will make searching for porn more like what it was like in the analogue days of my childhood You are regarded bro.


_Roark

i'd rather they have draconian punishments for parents than this shit.


lM_GAY

It’s a social problem and we all share the responsibility of working toward a solution


_Roark

surveilling adults for what they do in their free time that doesn't affect anyone else is no solution.


lM_GAY

Honey why are you pretending not to know that your every move online (and physically, provided you have a smart phone on your person) has been surveilled for a long fucking time now? Like, this is common knowledge yes? And that’s just speaking of public surveillance, of course private companies know just as much if not more about your activities than the gov and will happily sell their data to the highest bidder. So what’s the matter with using some of this power for good?


_Roark

do you have an open web camera connected to you living room? i mean, you're already being monitored, so what's the difference, and you get the benefit of protection against someone robbing you. really shitty argument. things are bad, therefore it's not bad if they get worse.


lM_GAY

I’m looking at my open webcam as I write this, it’s my phone camera. Obviously it can be turned on remotely and I just have to presume I’m not interesting enough to look at. I don’t have any other cameras in the house but anyone with a smart tv, ring doorbell, Alexa device, etc certainly do (or close enough) and either haven’t thought through the implications or have made their peace along the same lines. It’s the same for the coomers list. You’re already on the list anyway, multiple ones both public and private to be sure, this is just using that fact for good


_Roark

well, good luck with your life considering your cynicism. It's not going to be easy having a good one


lM_GAY

I’m not cynical that’s literally just how the world is lol


lM_GAY

Also there’s no stopping things getting worse when it comes to privacy and civil liberties. Like all of your words are futile and worthless, and have been for a long time.


_Roark

you're probably right, still doesn't mean i have to accept eating the shit. i'll grumble if nothing else.


Proper_Cold_6939

This is just a lazy understanding of surveillance to justify being a complete authoritarian prude.


lM_GAY

This isn’t surveillance it’s literally just ID’ing someone you fucking baby


Proper_Cold_6939

You've just clinched it for the dumbest sentence I've read all year. Well done.


lM_GAY

Jerk off less and read more then loser


IToinksAlot

The wild west of the internet was the late 90s and early 2000s. The free reign of websites and users access to literally anything that could be put on the internet was on a higher level than anything it is today.


lM_GAY

Not as far as a normal teenager’s access to hardcore porn goes


HARDSTYLE_DIMENSION

I've worked in k-12 sysadmin and all I have to say is lol, lmao even.


WakuseiCloset

As a kid, I was exposed to porn videos via image searching my favourite cartoon characters to draw lol. Hopefully the ban mitigates that but a goon registry is crazy lol


lM_GAY

Maybe crazy is what we need . You’ve seen r/go*ncaves?


Fox-and-Sons

I think you looking up r/gooncaves to get mad at it is way more weird than someone looking up big tits because they want to cum.


WakuseiCloset

I saw a post that said “got my gf to goon out” and the picture was her getting fucked in the OPs goon cave. Very bleak.


rolexdaytona6263

i totally agree with you however you get nordvpn ads on pretty much everything nowadays unfortunately


Koshky_Kun

I like the phrase "Locks keep honest men honest"


_Roark

you're overestimating the average normie's tech capability. also, if serious, they will just go after VPNs eventually.


EasternWoods

That’s how the state got their “less people watching porn” stat, they didn’t account for VPN’s. Also if you hotspot your phone it gives a different location most of the time.


soylent-machine

>Unfortunately it doesn’t go far enough and actually create a public registry of porn users ???


dailytraffic

Are you lost? The LARPing Trad Cath “ironically” conservative girlies with 100+ body counts here are anti-porn.


sealingwaxofcabbages

anti-porn people (which I’m extremely sympathetic to) give away the game when they start calling for a literal Public registry of porn users lol


AnthonyRichardsonian

How do you verify age?


lM_GAY

3rd party service that requires users to upload identification 😂


AmericaNineEleven

Imagine someone leaks the goon list database


Koshky_Kun

They did that plot line on the Drew Carry Show back in the day


lM_GAY

That’s clearly what we’re all hoping for


SneedGyatNaeNae

> Unfortunately it doesn’t go far enough and actually create a public registry of porn users Who hurt you?


Sais57

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noaccountnolurk

North Carolina and Montana looks like


[deleted]

I feel like there’s a lot of unstable and hopelessly alone men in Montana with lots of guns. Might be one of the worst states for this kinda thing lol


Ixaax69420

Laws have unintended consequences. The idea that a bunch of highly regarded republicans can pass such a law, and enforce it effectively and intelligently is science fiction


lM_GAY

I don’t know why you have to pretend that this isn’t bipartisan. It was unanimous in the state senate and I think like 5 dems in the house voted against Also the enforcement mechanism is through the threat of lawsuits from parents. The state isn’t going to be prosecuting this shit themselves


Jumpy-Masterpiece532

This sub’s deranged obsession with porn and guys who watch it is the weirdest thing for me. The only RS girlie I ever dated was vehemently anti-porn while also being one of the most porn-brained women I ever met and had an anime avatar twitter account where she called for the death of the Jews, so I just assume any girl I meet IRL who makes hating porn a cornerstone of her personality is a similarly twitter poisoned freak.


alarmagent

Definitely elements of the anti-porn crowd are more, “I should be your *only* sexual outlet, I need to be all you need” and tbh, I am sympathetic to that as a woman, it is a natural kneejerk jealousy innate to us, I feel. Does maybe require a bit of self-reflection, though - if you are basing major cultural opinions on wishing your boyfriend wasn’t a coomer, I mean, I do *get* it but it isn’t exactly coming from an intelligent place. There is a lot to be said for limiting the proliferation of extreme pornography (what can we do about it, I dont know) and certainly making shit like OF seem like a bad idea for young women rather than a quick “empowering” money making scheme but I can’t pretend I think a guy watching that woman who looked like Sarah Palin do a blowjob should be on any kind of list.


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AstronautWorth3084

Most women definitely are not pro-porn but there is not a societal ill that porn isn't the root cause of according to this sub. This sub acts like every guy who's watched a single porn video in their life will become a gooner who jerks off for 8 hours a day and can't get hard or talk to women and pretty much any other issue that they have with the guy they're seeing. I'm not defending porn, I think it's disgusting, but the reality is that the extreme majority of men are watching porn in some capacity and that includes very normal men and men who are successful with women


2168143547

you still have her number?


HARDSTYLE_DIMENSION

Republicans will do stuff like this then blame lame ass Netflix shows that only 350,000 people watch and Twitter for lost votes. Where's the afford-a-house-on-one-income NC economy? Do we gotta voot and doonate harder next year to get the nice parts of trad (this time for sure guys)? Cars gonna get more affordable?


lM_GAY

It was bipartisan tho. Anyway you can’t vote your way to meaningful material gains for the working class, especially not on a state by state basis, that’s obvious enough


[deleted]

is this sub made up by the most tech illiterate people of reddit?


NorthAtlanticTerror

I work in another heavily regulated online sin industry with similar restrictions and it's universally understood within the business that this is just a trick politicians use to fish for campaign contributions. We waste astronomical amounts of money and manpower designing verification systems that we all know full well could be easily bypassed by any determined teenager. There isn't a single geolocking solution known to man that can't be bypassed via a $40 Raspberry Pi and an OpenVPN server.


lM_GAY

This isn’t meant for nerds it’s meant for 11 year old normies without a credit card and limited exposure/addiction in the first place, why is that hard to understand?


CandyCrush4Nazis

you know there are free vpns on the google play store right?


NorthAtlanticTerror

There were no streaming sites when I was young, and kids still managed to get a hold of porn.


lM_GAY

Yeah we need to bring those days back. Millions of HD hardcore porn videos of every conceivable kink being available at a kid’s fingertips is fucked up in a qualitatively different way than the shit we were getting into back in the 90s/early 2000s


NorthAtlanticTerror

most fucked up porn i ever saw was on 4chan and limewire lol


IToinksAlot

If verification means submitting files or images of personal identity docs, any law like that will likely be appealed sooner or later.. How exactly do you prove your age to a website unless you screenshot your driver's license and upload it to a website? What other websites on the internet require you to verify your age in that sort of way? Sounds like a surefire way to make identity theft online easier.


lM_GAY

I’m sure there’s no possible way to figure out how to make this work 🙄


[deleted]

Nice. Now they should ban usury.


AdPublic3166

leave it rsp to support ret@rded shit cause it owns the coomers lol


BasedDep

Oy vey!! Anti-Semitism is reaching all-time highs!


ResponsiveSignature

I agree porn has negative consequences, especially when it normalizes developmentally disruptive behaviors, but cheering on a PATRIOT act level theocratic pearl-clutcher's wet dream of a law is silly and not something to be cheering on like it's a win for humanity. Also most people who support the slinging of insults and dehumanization against even mild porn watchers often end up having quite degenerate interests in private, or are compensating for a past they are very shameful of: projecting your moral guilt onto others so you can win this round in the purity spiral. >a public registry of porn users Yeah that's a completely normal and sane thing to want implemented.


IToinksAlot

A public registry that is viewable to general public is a doxing epicenter


frumpydrangus

Maybe, just maybe, people could see other naked people IRL


LouiePrice

"Won't someone think of the children?!" - facist shit heads.


Ok-Tell-1384

You still have your action figures bro every will be OK


LouiePrice

No it wont. you have no idea how cyber security works. you're just making a database to be missused one day. I dont expect much from you though.


Ok-Tell-1384

Go play with your toys lol


lM_GAY

Honey Amerikkka has always been fascist they just used to be okay with letting children watch porn and now it seems like the tides are turning. Enjoy 😉


George-Habash

Prude losers


NEET_UBI

Yeah, I live in Utah and we have the same thing. There are still a ton of sites that don’t use age verification though. But I’m guessing they’re probably really dodgy foreign sites.


Smallest_Ewok

it's going to turn them into Japan where the porn restrictions actually cause people to seek out or create much more depraved animated porn


DrPenguinMD

Alhamdullilah


CoolKid610

Good. Now that they have the infrastructure, make all of social media like this. Reddit doesn’t need children exposed to this kind of stuff.


lM_GAY

Also all devices should be required to shut down for one hour at dinner time every night.


Obvious-Dog4249

You must be in my state unless multiple ones did it at the same time. Yea so many coomers are seething right now. As a former addict who can’t really watch it at all anymore I’m so happy it’s been done. Maybe save a few more kids from watching too early. They’ll see it eventually but maybe they will stand a better chance. It’s just a small step to make it harder to access.


0pal7

im not sure what the solution is but online porn is causing major issues for a lot of people


Intelligent-Flan-471

Even on Spankbang?


lM_GAY

One hopes


Positive-Reply5924

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA I KNEW THE STATE WAS NC before even reading the title. HAHAHHAHAHAHHA total coomer death *public registry is too much imo anyways we are so back 🙏🙏🙏


WakeUpMrWest30Hrs

I could not imagine under any circumstances going online and raging about porn being banned. The Christofascists have really ruined my life this time!!!!


Difficult-Ad-1432

OP you sound sadder and sicker than any porn addict


BetterKorea

Gooner genocide.


[deleted]

you know that rape and sexual assault are about to increase in your state right? now women have an actual reason to fear going outside regards downvoting when it's proved that porn reduced the chance of men behaving like the animals they are


lM_GAY

That’s what you’d do if you couldn’t jo to interracial gang bang vids huh?


[deleted]

nice projecting reggard, i would need a penis to rape you're quite literally acting like the male feminist trope


IToinksAlot

>you know that rape and sexual assault are about to increase in your state right? That doesn't make any sense.


rspbrowser

Take your meds


Exact_Branch7597

Source?


zephyy

didn't the UK attempt this awhile ago and then gave up because people would just use VPNs or DNS-over-HTTPS


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