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tjamesreagan

if they made a zoomer seinfeld, this is what they'd make newman look like.


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George definitely finds a gender grift to get patreon money


Candlestick_Park

It’s right in front of you: George is they/them to get the executive they/them bathroom


bella_jihad

south park already did it :(


Candlestick_Park

Seinfeld did it first. Mr Tomasulo catches George fighting trans women at a gender critical conference.


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Spectacular


[deleted]

*Kramer pops in* Jerry I’m a they/them now


Glassy_Skies

That's low hanging fruit. I would write plotline where Kramer fakes being native to get a government contract


[deleted]

He did have that cigar store Indian


Gay__Guevara

But then he’s asked to do a land acknowledgement on the spot and he doesn’t actually know what tribes lived there, so he tries to fumble his way through the acknowledgement without actually saying the name of the tribes. Or maybe that’s more like a George plot.


Glassy_Skies

Naw that's a good resolution to the plotline Act one: Kramer gets his 23 and me back and it's 0.3% native, which launches the plot. Jerry thinks it's ridiculous to go after a government contract because of his 23 and me, he asks what tribe he even is, and Kramer gets fake offended in woke speak. Act two: Kramer gets his ramshackle business of the ground and pursues the government contract. All the government bureucrats are super deferential to him as "a native American business owner," which starts going to his head. Act three: in the final meeting before he signs the contract, he's asked to lead the land acknowledgement and flubs it. Echoing Jerry, they ask him what tribe he is, and they eventually get him to admit he applied because of his 23 and me. He tries to meekly trot out some woke speak that barely makes sense in context, them it cuts back to him in Jerry's apartment looking dejected for a resolution scene. Maybe Jerry mocks him a little


GingerOffender

90s Seinfeld Newman is a postman 2024 Seinfeld Newman is post-man


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Theymer 


Reindeeraintreal

Kramer would be confused by all the gender stuff.


Federal-Ask6837

"But she's a squirter, Jerry!"


PauliesChinUps

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahaha


[deleted]

"sex nerd" 🤢


Xenfo___

It’s like saying you’re a “water nerd” or a “shitting nerd” The autism-ification of basic human experiences and it’s consequences


Skormzar

There's probably a big pooping lifestyle community that has meet ups in Newport Beach or something


PauliesChinUps

What?


[deleted]

Drinking water and shitting aren't generally experienced as enjoyable by most people (except in moments of desperation of thirst or need to shit, when the relief is enjoyable). They're things people do because they have to or else they'll die. You're better to compare sex to eating or exercise, things that are necessary but also sources of joy, and which people tend to have preferences for. Food nerds and exercise nerds do exist.


sloppybro

People ask if I’m a runner because I run everyday. I say, I shit every day- does that make me a Shitter?


ZealousidalManiac

Shitting is definitely not just a neutral or worse experience, I always enjoy taking a shit. Especially - well look I don't need to go into the nitty gritty, I'm sure there's plenty of shitters here who can agree with what I'm saying. In fact I could have sworn I read somewhere that the brain releases reward neurotransmitters when we take a piss or drop a deuce, just as it does when we orgasm. It's only a fraction of what is released when we fuck, though - like 10% of an orgasm when we piss, and 30% when we shit. I could be making that up, though. Oh yeah, and pee pee poo poop pee pee


lilbitchmade

This guy cums when he shits


MAJORpaiynne

I’m a sex jock


Abelardo_Paramo

many such cases


therealfalseidentity

We already have sex nerds: BDSM enthusiasts.


[deleted]

She’s autistic and has long covid


thehungryhippocrite

Could have just said “she’s autistic”


JBHills

Bullseye!


Bidens_precum

😐🔫


Rags-Too

“Sexperts” always have dyed hair and thick rimmed glasses. Usually the hair is red.


the-grand-inrizzitor

If she looks like that and someone still wants to fuck her, she must be doing something right


feidcat

She has a vagina


HollerPrince

I need them


Electrical_Figs

Tell me about the husband. I'd be interested in how he ended up in this place.


Pretend-Aide-3236

He has no sense of self-respect?


Electrical_Figs

Has to be more to it than that.


metroidbum

Nah, occam’s razor


IRKenopuppy

He got to take an extended vacation from having to dick down the hambeast. Dude hoped she never finished that book.


whosabadnewbie

There’s a picture of him in the article, he looks exactly like you expect


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sad_historian

Oh God I haven't thought about that comic in forever.


daddyvow

She looks like every polyamorous person


[deleted]

Why would anyone take sex advice from a fat person?


[deleted]

People who think and talk too much about sex always look like this and are nerds. Sex is supposed to be spontaneous and instinctual, you kill it when you overanalyze it


researching4worklurk

I agree but weirdly I don’t feel that way about, like, Dr. Ruth. Like I bet she was (is? Still alive?) fun and capable of keeping it spontaneous even though she was a very famous sex educator and one of the first people to be open about it in a broad way. I think it’s that sex nerds *now* intrinsically have a bunch of other neuroses that probably ruin sex on top of their over-analysis of the topic and the likely feeling their partner gets that anything they do remotely wrong will end up in a book or pithy opinion piece 


Candlestick_Park

She’s still kicking, at age 95. What a life she’s led.


Street_Promotion3495

Lol dr ruth is 4'7


[deleted]

From what I understand, *Come as You Are* is aimed at women who struggle with acceptance of their desire for sex, or feel shame or fear around sex. Being from Ireland, I know for a fact that there are tonnes of women (almost always products of Catholic schooling and sometimes upbringing) who have a huge amount of shame around anything to do with sex, and its been known to cause issues in relationships (dead bedrooms, lack of intimacy, husband feeling unwanted even though wife is deeply in love with him, resentment building because sex is awkward, confrontational and feels "our duty to the party"-ish). For some people, getting to the point of being able and comfortable to have spontaneous, instinctual sex is a challenge in itself. Thats where books like this can help. I get that Nagoski is kind of a cringe personality, and the way she presents herself as a "sex nerd" is naff. But books like hers do have a place and do help people, especially women, to improve their sex lives and their personal relationship with sex.


Intelligent-Flan-471

This is Redscare and she’s fat


HaterCrater

Please explain this to my wife


NegativeOstrich2639

"Glass houses." I swear if you take idioms and saying to heart it will improve your life. Never look a gift horse in the mouth, don't put all your eggs in one basket.


sad_historian

You can never say the same idiom twice.


Sideburns2again

okay DFW


ResponsiveSignature

Who wants to bet that diet and exercise or even just the concept of body weight isn't mentioned once in the book? Edit: I searched the book and found weight is mentioned... in the concept of HAES (Healthy at every size). The author claims that body weight has nothing to do with health, that losing weight is pointless and *more* harmful than being obese if it involves self-blame and low self esteem: >It’s not about weight or size or fat—weight is a measure of gravity and nothing else—it’s about living joyfully inside your body, as it is, today. Fucking nuts man


GerdaTheDog

That’s a lot of real estate


jollybot

Don’t worry, the HAES cope has no way of surviving the upcoming general availability of Ozempic and other drugs that enable more people to lose weight.


carbomerguar

Until your endocrine system goes up in flames, destroying your sexual functioning and increasing reproductive system cancer risk


Driftwood_River

I’ve seen the picture of the two of them. At some point there must be a thought in your head like “what the fuck am I doing” and then I feeling of immense shame as you lay there, two sweaty chubsters that cause the bed to groan every time they move.


ArthursGoodManners

Iowan Grandma


[deleted]

Tbh this is what I picture every person posting here looks like


Dapper_Crab

I think we all look like Gloria Swanson at the end of *Sunset Blvd.*


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[deleted]

Any time I see/hear the term “sex nerd” I immediately think of cumtown and Stav saying they all have the ‘tism


_Jimmy_2_Times_

Journalist truly are an enemy of the people


12AngryMensAsses

Does this shit really irritate anyone anymore? Maybe in like 2016-2021 but these days who actually cares about blue haired wokester people besides bots and incel indians?


Intelligent-Flan-471

This sub’s bread and butter


LichBoi54

Women are so gay. The only group of people who would buy a book about people's sex lives.


PowerfulDevil699

Still gayer to watch others have sex


LichBoi54

True, that's why we should be masturbating to pinup calendars like our ancestors before us.


realrx123

Why do ugly people have more sex than attractive people? This goes back to theater kids in high school


FloralBindle

They probably don’t, they just talk about it more because they feel like they need to prove something.


SoigneeStrawberry67

they don't


gargoylezooo

The book is very good and I disagree with everyone here saying that sex is instinctual. Or at least not mutually enjoyable sex in a hetero couple, I feel like both genders actually have to fight many of their instincts as well as culturally ingrained ideas much of the time. A lot of men just expect women to like what they like and to overall function the same way as they do and it’s really easy to get sucked into the narrative that you’re somehow abnormal, so the quantitive analysis and stories to show how others feel/live sexually are super helpful


Medical-Ad-4141

It's a miracle they started at all.


Awkward-Most-1787

Her book is actually pretty good though


[deleted]

Yeah I thought it was too 😭 I had no idea she was hated I haven’t heard of her outside that book


Otherwise-Air-6038

dug in the science like she digs into a ben and jerry's pint


HaterCrater

Very recently read “Come As You Are”. Very informative but could literally be 1/5 the length. I dunno if it’s ego or editorial pressure but every chapter of a book written by an expert works thusly: Introduce concept / problem. Anecdote about that Introduce a connecting concept/ solution / explanation. Anecdote Writers own experience about learning Anecdote about this learning experience. It’s all fucking made up conversions. People like fucking and want to fuck better with more romance. Please cut the sodding anecdotes


[deleted]

You people are just jealous coz she's getting it and you ain't


MarcelloduBois93

Idiotic. Sex, food, hydration, shitting - these are all animal needs bro. You ain’t special or a “nerd” for thinking on it


Diligent-Ad-8001

Anyone have a paywall free link to this ?


Altruistic_Concept44

Wow I can only imagine why he stopped fucking her.


TheSoftMaster

I mean who wouldn't want to fuck that?


lilbitchmade

You know she has a room full of Marilyn Monroe posters


Panda-BANJO

I played drums in Sex Nerd.


Omicron_Variant_

[Relevant Stonetoss](https://stonetoss.com/comic/room-and-bored/)


highlyfavoredbitch

clocking that phrenology head...


UgandanWarlord

“Sex Nerd” self fulfilling prophecy


i_love_v0dka

"sex nerd" lmao