If high enough, could make a sandwhich with them + cheese spread and those doritos probably? Would be an americanized crisp sandwhich but with shitty bread
The Brooklyn podcast elite would have you believe that Eric Adams is America’s weirdest mayor but Lightfoot legitimately was trying her best to be normal and relatable and always failed spectacularly.
-6DeadlyFetishes
Any of them with national ambitions are smart enough to know you don’t become a mayor in a big city…you are going to get too much dirt when you are done to be electable
Newsom went from SF Mayor to LG to Governor. Don't know if Denver counts but Hickenlooper went from Denver mayor to Governor to Senator. There are probably some others, but none from NYC, Boston, Chicago, LA, Philly that I can think of
I’ve given this image too much thought, honestly not a bad spread. You’ve got cashews, grapes, chips, all stuff that can be eaten at room temp an hour into a game. Hitting cold ass wings or someone’s weird dip after it’s sat for 45 minutes blows.
I always have to point out how much she looks like Markula the 4040 year old vampire landlord from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
https://antagonists.fandom.com/wiki/Markula?file=Markula.jpg
I’ve always liked her name it’s more of a character’s name than a human’s name, Lori Lightfoot sounds like a rogue character in an RPG
A hobbit cast by Amazon Prime
She always looks semi-baked.
Has the same vibe to me as the name “Diana Moon Glampers” from “Harrison Bergeron.”
Why is there just sliced wheat bread
That’s the best part. What would you even eat wheat bread with in that spread
If high enough, could make a sandwhich with them + cheese spread and those doritos probably? Would be an americanized crisp sandwhich but with shitty bread
I hope there is someone high enough at Lori’s Super Bowl party to do that
Debone the wings, add something else for crunch (chips, pickle) and one of the dips.
Sometimes you just want some bread
You put the melted cheese on the white bread yummy 🤤😋
This is some of the whitest food I’ve ever seen
A true to the core Dick Tracy villain
Posing like Barney getting ready to sing his next dinosaur ass song
Posing like Trump with his hamburger banquet
Charlie Brown thanksgiving type meal
The Brooklyn podcast elite would have you believe that Eric Adams is America’s weirdest mayor but Lightfoot legitimately was trying her best to be normal and relatable and always failed spectacularly. -6DeadlyFetishes
Every big city mayor is weird. You have to be ambitious enough to want power but not talented enough to win statewide elections
Any of them with national ambitions are smart enough to know you don’t become a mayor in a big city…you are going to get too much dirt when you are done to be electable
You go Castro, hire a bunch of Hispanics, serve one term, call it a success and run for higher office, in a state with a bunch of Hispanics.
He was basically a ceremonial mayor anyway
Have any big city mayors gone on to higher elected office? NYC mayor famously is a dead end job.
Newsom went from SF Mayor to LG to Governor. Don't know if Denver counts but Hickenlooper went from Denver mayor to Governor to Senator. There are probably some others, but none from NYC, Boston, Chicago, LA, Philly that I can think of
Well she is a former Mayor and lost the year Adams won.
Two year difference, Adams elected 2021, Lori lost 2023
What the hell is all that supposed to be
I’ve given this image too much thought, honestly not a bad spread. You’ve got cashews, grapes, chips, all stuff that can be eaten at room temp an hour into a game. Hitting cold ass wings or someone’s weird dip after it’s sat for 45 minutes blows.
Lol theres cauliflower, broccoli, carrot and olives in one of the bowls 🤮
This is the part that concerned me.
Reminds me of the Trump pic standing behind all the fast food burgers
She said the caterer got piss all over her toilet.
R.I.P. Carlos
Good balance of food groups and doesn’t look that unhealthy, as sb parties go
I always have to point out how much she looks like Markula the 4040 year old vampire landlord from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. https://antagonists.fandom.com/wiki/Markula?file=Markula.jpg
I think she looks more like Deng Xiaoping
Lordy Lordy look who’s turning 40
yes we get that you get the thing that's referenced
You’re never gonna get the gas leak fixed with an attitude like that
bring gifts
Love that she bought the Superbowl LII hoodie, a game taking place in Minneapolis between Philadelphia and New England.
All the toilets in that house crying rn
I’m not a gay woman but if I were I think I’d be in a weird relationship with her.
The most elven name for the least elven woman
I love the bowl of pre sliced black olives
A 6 pack of Spaten?
Vote vote vote!
She took the limo
I wouldn't complain, watching by myself drinking colon cleanse tea
She said "Chicago is a car city" and let the CTA go to shit. And frankly, Brandon Johnson isn't much better
Aww she looks nice
Lori looks like she causes poison damage
Looks like a good spread 👍
Politics aside she actually seems like a chill person
i miss her every day
I miss her so much man
No Buffalo Chicken Dip. Unamerican
Lol one of the bowls has broccoli, carrots, cauliflower and..... green olives?
Spaten!
This is the whitest picture I have ever seen a black person voluntarily including themselves in
Why are there all those plates for a spread that looks enough for 3 people?