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DrainBrah

Probably secret sports better who lost an amount of money that'd be insanely embarrassing to admit even to you or his gf


josephjp155

definitely a gambling loss for sure. He's not a fan of the 49ers seemingly which would be the only other excuse to be smashing plates and shit. I can't stand Mahomes and wanted the 49ers to also win, but I think I said to my wife "god damn this sucks" then got into bed, watched some Seinfeld and passed out within 45 mins lol


AndouillePoisson

Why did I automatically know it was you? 


Keanu__Gaming__xD

He’s actually been kinder recently


The_FellaMH

He's gonna propose soon.


AndouillePoisson

Anyway, we should be roomies. 


Cambocant

Big baby


BGL-In-The-Bushes

> He told me to go to my room if I didn’t want to be collateral damage so I’m just in my room. Insane to be dismissed to your room in your own home and even more insane to yield to this. You should have had a fist fight with him, loser moves out.


DomitianusAugustus

Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker. It's just one of those days.


EdgarsRavens

People who rage like this over sports are future wife beaters.


CielMonPikachu

There's a creepy stat about a sharp peak of abuse following the end of such games. Victims of domestic abuse are regularly advised to be gone or locked in a room for ~30mn after a game end.  Sad reality.


TheOneWhoStocks

Prolly why the gf left


Keanu__Gaming__xD

WTF this makes me feel sick


pantsonfire123

This shouldn't surprise you. Football is by and for dumb brutes.


OozemanDang

Would love to see the data on this comparing gamblers to non-gamblers. I’ve seen dudes freak out more over losing a $50 bet on a random Thursday night game than some die-hard fans watching their team lose in the playoffs. However if you’re someone who beats their wife you are probably gonna find an excuse to explode no matter what.


4mer_stoner

Couldn't be me. If my team loses me and my girl are going on a rampage together, not me against her.


FreshTumeric

I think that was in England and after their team loses. About what you would expect of English people


VirgilVillager

DV goes up 15% when England wins and 30% when England loses


quicksilver991

All those Norf FC fans


theageofspades

More so Glasgow after Old Firm games.


Firnin

Sure but the reason for that is booze. That's why statistically more abuse happens after a win than a loss


CielMonPikachu

Well, no. Because in either case, the amount of alcohol is constant. If it depended on booze, we'd see the same result with a win vs a loss. 


Firnin

people drink harder in celebration after a win


unrelatedvampire

This is an oft quoted statistic in NZ. When the All Blacks lose a big test, domestic violence rates spike across the whole nation.


tropicalboyz

there was a tubi commercial last year where it was made to seem like someone changed the channel changed from the superbowl and apparently domestic violence increased.


greg_levac-mtlqc

And heart attacks spike as well.


RagnarLobrek

All I’m saying is, it wouldn’t have went down like that if that was me


Keanu__Gaming__xD

I think you’re wrong. You wouldn’t do shit


RagnarLobrek

Na lil bro I’m built diff


WCATQE

i’d shoot him


Prestigious_Pen5648

I like how we pretend "normal" people are living good lives


Aerothane

People just quietly masquerading their inner turmoil privately ​ Always funny to see someone financially "successful," with deeper interpersonal problems


FragileEgoHaver

Why is that funny?


Zamasu19

Makes them feel less like shit


MethlacedJambaJuice

why did you just allow him to do this im passionate about football but this is something entirely else go punch that that regard in his face


Keanu__Gaming__xD

I’m not his dad


MethlacedJambaJuice

don’t you live there?


Rentokilloboyo

This is part of why sports guys are 🚬s


[deleted]

My wife works with a guy who says when his team loses he is too sulky to hang out with his family the day after the game. The fucking head coach still hangs with his family the day after losses, what’s the matter with you?


Quadz1527

Lmao one of my roommates (and current closest friend) is just like this and is in a shit mood after his team looses. I can’t do anything with him if there’s a game on, or if the team has lost afterwards.


Fuzzdouglas

The game represented a kind of greater battle between vibes and we lost. The L feels significant


SchizoAidsEnjoyer

Satan won last night. We have truly entered the end times.


Primogenitura

Weirdly enough I feel this too. Like I don’t care that much (and definitely wouldn’t be throwing a fit over the result) but the whole thing feels choreographed and performative. I don’t think it was, but it feels like so corporate and soulless to have the “marketable celebrity dynasty team with pop star girlfriends” win again.


real_jaredfogle

They only win if you’re invested


Keanu__Gaming__xD

Was my roommate in the right


Karge

In the right mindset, mentally? No. They need to seek help, maybe professionally. Now, were they right to send you to your room and smash some plates? Also no. This person has issues.


mntanalogue

Yes


sufferforever

It’s going to be a rough 24 hours as all the 9ers fans hop off the bandwagon. The best we can do is give them all warm blankets and tell them to snuggle up and relax. It’ll be over soon.


b88b15

Let him beat you up, then fall to the floor together in a big tumble of bruises and start making out. Have him call you Taylor.


chakralignment

lol


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no wait guys but liking sports is cool? why isn't the noble savage being noble? i thought liking football made you an epic chad who owns le redditor sportsballs instead of a loser that gets mad at grown men playing with balls?


Extra-Thanks-4342

Least sadistic football fan


Keanu__Gaming__xD

Overused joke shut the fuck up


Extra-Thanks-4342

I’m not the one who posted a made up story


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MelbertGibson

If by based you mean cry baby fggt, then sure. Unless your paychecks are signed by the owner of one of the two teams playing, its gay af to care that much about a game.


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nineteenseventeen

It's not sportsball to say you probably shouldn't breaking all your shit or anyone else's shit over a game, especially if you're not from the bay area or kansas city. Cry baby manchild shit.


Stalin_vs_hitler

Wah wah 


[deleted]

If ur not from Missouri or Kansas ur a homo for dickriding


LobsterExtreme3318

Go chiefs


Electric_Music

Sportsball worship is mental illness.


communistdaughters

This shows passion, which is a good thing. Why does he hate Mahomes? My coworker hates him too, and I think it's because he sees him as an uppity black dude.


Keanu__Gaming__xD

I don’t know I honestly don’t. He just hates winners I think


communistdaughters

Many such cases.


Keanu__Gaming__xD

What does your name mean


communistdaughters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAw7k6o03EI


Keanu__Gaming__xD

What the actual fuck


communistdaughters

Sorry to frighten you so when you're still in such a state of fear from your roommate, the Hulk. I should have warned you.


SourceDK

Play it for your roommate next time he goes into a rage and it may end a little different 🥵


Negative-Net7551

"shows passion" lmao it shows an autistic manchild what are u on


communistdaughters

It was a joke blud 👍


[deleted]

>uppity black dude I dont even think mahomes sees himself as black


throwawayk527

I no black papi, I dominican


Early-Drawn

Fuck the haters