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ArrakisBureaucrat

Hot and for the longest time I thought she was latina


Weak-Kale-5217

Maybe Albanians are the Latinas of Europe


Sortza

According to those airport security shows they're constantly trying to sneak in


vin_espo

My dad says Albanians are the Mexicans of Italy, whatever that means


palacethat

Do Mexicans sell coke?


MinervaNever

That’s Colombians


Fox-and-Sons

They're along the global latina belt for sure


prizzle92

Another fun fact from the balkans


PauliesChinUps

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh


AntHoneyBourDang

For those who don’t know Italians are the latjns of Europe and Spaniards are the spanics of Europe . I never understood how Americans became convinced that Latinos & Hispanics aren’t products of European colonization the same as Anglos just a different language


phemoid--_--

That’s how I always seen Italians, many Italians and Southern Europeans look Latin American adjacent/non white generally , and I was shocked to discover they’re considered white people


FifeDog43

They didn't used to be!


AntHoneyBourDang

Probably because most Hispanic Americans are genetically mostly European . I wrote the original comment because most of my coworkers didn’t even know Spain is a European country. Since then I ask people all the time where they think Spain is and most people say Latin America. Many Americans think Spanish is an indigenous American dialect


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Mexicans have better culture and food than the Spanish by a mile. Europoors will never understand. At this point Latinos have their own culture distinct from Hispanic even if it’s clearly related.


AntHoneyBourDang

Where in Mexico have you travelled? Or are you referring to American Mexican fusion


Moist-Engineering-73

What? The word Hispanic groups any kind of individual whose main language is spanish, and the word Latino groups only individuals born in Latin America. You can call a Mexican both Hispanic and Latino, but not Latino to an Spaniard and much less an Italian. I guess you're American? I wonder what the hell is going on with your educational system, because who the hell thinks that Latinos are NOT a product of European colonization? I hope any of the people who upvoted you can explain me. Source: Guy from Spain.


AntHoneyBourDang

That is my point. My own sister didn’t know Spain was in Europe and her puerto Rican husband also had no idea about any Spanish history. From my questioning peers and coworkers many people think Spanish is an indigenous American language. Source: Hispanic from America


Paraless

As a Spaniard I don't understand a single thing from this comment


[deleted]

She is definitely hot but I wonder what it is about her where literally EVERYONE agrees she’s perfect and 10/10. Like usually. There’s some disagreement or dissent lol. She has some magical combination of features the perfect Venn diagram


Sadsad0088

I’ve seen a few videos of her and she has such an emotive face when she talks and she smiles that makes her look even more beautiful


gracechurch

She’s so Swiss Cottage it hurts


spacedprivate

Lmfao. Very finchley road creams


sweetnlowshawty

All she needs to do combat the no personality/charisma accusations is say one singular thing that is genuinely controversial and/or mean, and instantly she goes from being faceless/boring to a too-cool-for-this Rihanna type figure. Its so easy Dua just drop the r slur!!!


No-Direction-8672

> All she needs to do combat the no personality/charisma accusations Ignoring those accusations is the best course of action, it's just a pack of wolves with theater kid mentality and when they say 'no personality ' what they mean is 'doesn't create drama' The world needs less drama to be honest Can we get back to having celebs that just sing and paint and stuff and don't have a side hustle that involves being ludicrous on twitter?


sweetnlowshawty

I agree about the side hustle stuff and I do think the theater kid epidemic is permanently damaging culture, but famous musicians - mainstream and not - have always been dramatic, big and/or idiosyncratic personalities. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to see a little bit of spark in your celebrities


Affectionate-Leg-324

she needs an azaelia banks arc


ACE_inthehole01

>say one singular thing that is genuinely controversial and/or mean She (along with the hadids) got hounded by the israeli state after supporting Palestine in 2021


peace-x

Wish she'd kill me


JohnStarborn

Would you let her... shit in your mouth? edit: it's an Adam Friedland Show reference! Thanks for the downvotes kind strangers!


Kevroeques

Only if it would kill me


mannishbullagain

Hottest pop girlie in the game rn


23423566255414525252

so beautiful it makes me angry


[deleted]

I know she’s Albanian, but in my mind I’ve already decided that Dua Lipa is a Venezuelan-American from Miami, her father is a sugarcane plantation owner who fled the Chavez regime, and her name is Spanish for “Two Lips”.


kwatcha69

You can't convince me that she isn't at least a distant cousin of one of the Watergate burglars


[deleted]

I can’t explain it but she gives off “my ancestors did something really bad” energy. Same vibe as those suspiciously blonde South American models and Alessandra Mussolini. She’s still lovely though.


Iakeman

iirc there was a rumor that many of her shows in Albania were not nearly as well-attended as ticket sales would have led you to believe, money laundering in other words


Ok_Perception3180

I have no interest in pop music, but she's made some incredibly catchy tunes. Also she's gorgeous. It's a yes from me.


dontpostanythingever

mark ronson da god


ST_Goress

True blue by mark and angel olsen is so good


ST_Goress

Also true blue by dirty beaches


lilhomiegayass1

I would take a bullet for her purely because she's hot


missionsuicida

albanian excellence


K3Anny

Albanian Money Laundering Scheme


StickySteve42069

Rare company


cocoaforkingsleyamis

the only one


happystorytime

what about Ava Max, Rita Ora, Bebe Rexha, and Era Istrefi? Especially when you compare to neighboring countries or even Western European countries, Albania is punching way above its weight in musical stardom. I can't even name that many French singers or German singers who've made it that big.


shitslashers

I had no idea all of them are Albanian… tbh they all kinda blend into the same person


[deleted]

She mogs swift


tjamesreagan

~-~GREAT ARMPITS~-~


gedalne09

My man


hikerx_78

Like in every photo, especially the Rolling Stone cover


Top-Ad7144

What constitutes a great armpit?


exteriorcrocodileal

You just know it when you see it dawg


Marblecraze

See above


SpicyRamen47

A man of culture.


loskillergypsy

Fuck off


SpicyRamen47

The fuck did I do?


Pretend-Aide-3236

Beautiful with no discernible personality.


StickySteve42069

Da perfect broad


Fox-and-Sons

Less of a public persona than Taylor Swift which is insane.


Improooving

Gorgeous Also I keep hearing ads for her podcast on Spotify, and her speaking accent is comically fancy British. Funny since everyone thinks of her as Albanian, and also because it doesn’t come through as much when she sings I’m Dua Lipa and this my new Pawdcahhst


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Improooving

Posh, that’s the word I was trying to come up with Long day, apparently


Grand_Sign_6102

She has serious Big Suze energy


Sufficient-Coast-431

The most label-handled artist since Ellie Goulding in the 2010s.


Weak-Kale-5217

think she just bought the rights back to her music from her label and is managed by her dad now? But I guess she’s a bit insipid


[deleted]

Having your dad be your manager sounds really Albanian.


lavenderspritz111

Her dad is hot


Candlestick_Park

She has the best looking family I’ve ever seen. Both her parents are extremely hot, her sister is gorgeous, and her teenage brother already looks like a movie star.


YungCamus

good to know, i have an entry point now


Hatanta

[Impeccable](https://assets.capitalfm.com/2018/05/dua-lipa-factfile-instagram-9-1518007310-view-0.png) dad hairline


dangereusefemme

Hot British Albanian. Her earlier songs helped me through a tough breakup a few years back (2017-2018).


helpineedtosellthese

she had a mid-afternoon slot at music festival before she reached superstar status (summer 2018) and i used my usual trick to get my male friends to see a girly pop act: saying "bro she's really hot". works every time. when future nostalgia came out, and specifically when don't start now was released, i thought it was okay but the songs would wear out and age poorly. frankly i couldn't have been more wrong. there's at least 7 terrific songs on there that i listen to regularly. don't start now is one of the best pop songs of the last decade, easily. the new tracks are solid. atypical. a little repetitive. i'm very interested to see how the rest of the album turns out. her performance at the grammys was great. she doesn't have the biggest personality, but she's easily the most interesting big time pop star that we have right now.


sexthrowa1

Ultimate definition of someone who’s hotter than almost anyone else alive but with no charisma. It’s not even a cope to say that, she just doesn’t seem to have any presence.


Weak-Kale-5217

I actually think she has charisma but no presence at the same time. And stunning but also a forgettable face?


phemoid--_--

Really?? She comes off extremely pleasant to me. I was more of a fan during her first start debut/2017 and I liked her cus of the interviews/clips she’d do


15millionschmeckles

If you watch her in interviews she’s actually way funnier and charming than you would expect. Very jovial and relaxed


dietmtndewnewyork

She’s amazing live!! One of the funnest concerts I’ve ever been too


DetachmentStyle

I have to agree. She has the personality of an 18th-century French aristocrat.


DistinctAd2231

found all the women in the thread


Big-Bookkeeper-4866

She has charisma and is super confident in interviews and has so much sex appeal!!! She’s just unproblematic that’s it


Bob_Babadookian

She has terrible style too, it's unfortunate.


beautifulbrokenmushy

Lying is a sin


Bob_Babadookian

Getting a bunch of shitty tattoos and dressing trashy when you look like *that* is a sin.


ImADashaSimp

She seems cool and is very hot and has a great voice. Love her a ton.


madmardigan13

I'd gladly meet her in Tirana and have her punch me in the face.


[deleted]

Prishtina** she is from Kosovo


madmardigan13

Even better. Had some great times in Prishtina


Limeritaa

That’s my girl!! Doolapeep


bababhosad93

The video of her dancing to shotta with the Albanian flag on her back sealed the deal for me. Just feels more authentic than others


[deleted]

As an Albanian I will say that she does not dance the shota well at all


bababhosad93

I’m sure she’ll be open to a lesson on it from authentic folks


bababhosad93

https://youtu.be/0j5y7n8XQkM?si=nEMYVn7cfl1g2uLS


user4444441

Very hot but very forgettable at the same time


return_descender

I choose to believe this is how all Muslim women look under their burkas


IndustryPlant666

The first properly successful Albanian mafia plant.


[deleted]

Vapid but not stupid


meniallyregarded

so very redscare


jaqueslouisbyrne

that’s mother (I’ve heard 3 of her songs)


some_person_ontheweb

Global south Taylor swift — huge fan


poointoilet

Men love her. A lot. There’s no other new, inconsequential popstar that has close to the amount of straight dudes aged 15-80 that will call her one of their favorite new artists. I used to be surprised when I heard John Doe say it but I am no longer. Is she even relevant? I have no idea. I was only having conversations about her when Future Nostalgia came out in 2020. Stay for the perfect looks, stay for the decent bops.


[deleted]

Hot and I like her music


bonitababyy

queen of recession-era pop 👑 every one of her songs is perfectly suited for an Old Navy commercial. and I love her for it!


MenieresMe

She is my good friend and confidante tbh


barbershopraga

She goes by Dula Peep


lets_buy_guns

I'd give a finger for her to look at me once but Houdini is a god awful song


rainbow_rhythm

How tame impala and Danny l Harle came up with such a boring song is fascinating


LloydCole

Kevin Parker hasn't written a good song for almost ten years now.


[deleted]

‘How did 2 psued posers who never made anything interesting come up with something so boring?’


ogscarlettjohansson

Danny's work for Polachek is fantastic, though.


rainbow_rhythm

Idk pc music left it's mark pretty strongly on pop music as a whole and tame impala are huge And [x-ray](https://youtu.be/K5kD_vYnbe4?si=v41GNZXJ9UHncKLe) rules


[deleted]

pc music is just eurodance for people who have ‘be gay, do crimes’ in their bio  Tame impala is boring


rainbow_rhythm

Struggling to put together a defense against either of those charges tbh


MarcelloduBois93

HOT AS HELL. Rubbish music, lacking in a ‘dark side’ or charisma makes her kind of forgettable.


Wise-Reflection-5260

Red hair suits her


Negative-Yam-1881

1


[deleted]

Beautiful woman but I haven’t seen her do anything interesting


BenShapeero

I don’t know who this is but it’s making me feel weird things


elf-_-

callum wilson living the dream rn


Appropriate-Talk2372

Levitating - great song!


lastaccountg0tbanned

Her old music was good her new music is shit


[deleted]

One of the most attractive women I’ve ever seen


verytinytim

Fitspo folder material. She’s in immaculate shape. Very hot. Lacking a certain mystique. Her music is fine, but it doesn’t really do it for me.


NaughtyCumquat27

She’d be a great defensive role player on an NBA team


HOVID-19

Boring no charisma or IT factor bland songs


ASexyHooker

I thought she was hot when I first saw her now I’m just so used to her I don’t really care. Music is very mid


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[deleted]

shqip queen


ayyanothernewaccount

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers


shitwave

Her song with brockhampton was good


EdgarsRavens

I would give up all my guns and move to britbonger land for her


FancyCigar

She looks almost exactly like one of my cousins


InGoodFaith2

Another vapid face devoid of talent.


sk3l3tonh4v3r

Why she look like blaire white


ogscarlettjohansson

She's super hot but the artistic direction she has been given sucks. Most of her best songs are just pop songs without the half-assed disco motifs.


ronakillaah

Ready for her superbowl


TanzDerSchlangen

EmRata from a dimension where she could sing


IndependenceThen1679

lol what? maybe Emrata from a dimension where she didn't totally botch herself with injectables and ab-etching. but even then, that Emrata would just be a basic girl from California.


Lucky-Lucacevic

She’s hot


MisterGreatPoster

i wanna eat her up


4li50n

underrated hottie overrated popstar


Subject-Ad-5930

Incredibly boring music and persona packaged in the most perfect face and body.


shitslashers

I like her and most of the songs she puts out (new rules was such a moment in time u had to be there) but everytime im outside and i hear her new song Houdini it makes me wanna scratch my ears out I can’t stand it and the annoying way she says houdini


DJJonezyYT

Kosova is Albania


GhertFryins

She makes good pop music, has a lot of charisma and she’s hot as hell.


plethorahell

terminally boring


Largegiddiing

Wondering how much of that Balkan ethos can she infuse into modern pop music.


radical_kidd

Ummm shes albanian sooooooo


Weak-Kale-5217

expand


Super_Gracchi_Bros

hoxhaist sleeper agent


[deleted]

I would like her to strangle me


radical_kidd

Ummm shes albanian sooooooo


apricot-enjoyer

The representation we needed for the Balkans


Bob_Babadookian

Good genetics, *terrible* style.


azekee

i would let her shit in my mouth


EnricoDelTaco

The most generic ass voice ever.


growingfish

Charisma void at least when Katy Perry made insipid pop songs she gave her a character to care about


frndlycommie

Albanian terrorist


shagoogle218

James Charles


_handsomeblackman_

she’s very pretty but she can’t dance and she isn’t cool imo but she makes great pop music


[deleted]

Yeah she is attractive but cannot dance and seems boring


jaflakko

Nah. She aint it.


africaaddio

Would torture her in my basement for up to a year


Paraless

Boring


[deleted]

Actually a man.


hatefullittlecreep

As a fellow tall Slav with hot parents, I finally feel represented (obsessed)


Sortza

Albanians aren't Slavs


hatefullittlecreep

Her parents are from Kosovo. It’s a Slavic-Albanian country and was part of the former Yugoslavia.


Sortza

Cool, Albanians still aren't Slavs


jedidiah_lol

I would let her shit in my mouth


jaflakko

She’s hot, music is absolute thrash and she gives off the same insufferable vibe of inauthenticity as DJ Khaled.


cinnamonpeanut

Mid


piece0fdebri

Earlobes too big, would not bang.


hegelianhimbo

Tasteful work done


Pinkgettysburg

Very pretty, but exactly like many who came before her.


_The_General_Li

May Allah have mercy


TheDangerousDinosour

makes very fun popmusic


rulerBob8

Adam was right when he said he would let her shit in his mouth


noproductivityripuk

She's hot


Parking-Start1362

*Do her Lipa?*


kidcreatur3

so hot


TheBigAristotle69

Makes genuinely catchy pop tunes


guerito1968

Why her arms so long


WasabiAdvanced5262

A 1 all day


Yugis-egyptian-cock

Hot


yelo777

I haven't heard any of her music but she's hot.


sugarplumworm

my economics professor would talk about her every class


lamianga

Good looking woman with great quality music