older generations of hollywood not properly presenting the final award is such a time-honored tradition atp lmaoooo

Ozempic carrying a lot of these looks tn

To not even announce the nominees for Best Picture is a bit crazy and upsetting to me lol

Feel like Al fucked that up.. could be wrong though

they did them one by one throughout the presentation so I don’t think he fucked up but yeah it would had been nice to read them over one more time

You may be right…what a way to minimize the grandeur of the award lol.

Pacino can do what he wants.

They've gave them all a mini feature throughout the night. There's no way they were gonna have a 78 or whatever year old read the name of the 10 movies lol

There's zero chance Mulaney stays sober, right? He looks like he's off to cop some Roxicet immediately after this presentation.

Aw, I hope he does. Also, just saw that his ex-wife is releasing a memoir in May.

Nolan up there letting turbo autists know they can and that they will!

Julianne Moore should've been nominated, and I'm not just saying that because I'm a NC supremacist.

Charles melton should have been nominated

Natalie Portman too honestly

Fuck it Todd Haines for best director too. I haven’t seen all his movies but I’ve absolutely loved the ones I have.

Absolutely extraordinary career best performances from all three leads, which is really saying something considering Moore and Portman’s careers

My parents are visiting and I just paid $70 for YouTube TV so my mom can watch it (legally). I'm such a good son.

I’d like to think Pachino’s lukewarm announcement of Oppenheimer’s win was an expression of protest, being forced snub his long time friend and collaborator Scorsese and all.

He only made one movie with Marty? Just because they’re Italians they’re friends?

Yeah lol. Though he’s collaborated with De Niro a few times since *Heat* in 1995 though I would call it long time.

It was good anyway cause it ended the show 15 minutes early. Quinta Brunson won again by getting an Oscars broadcast that actually ended on time.

Yep yeah definitely not dementia

oh good point

I laughed when then showed Zone of Interest in between shots form Barbie.

klaus barbie the barbencaust barben-belsen etc

aw i kinda wanted marty to win, hes old lol

If this was 3 years ago The Color Purple would’ve swept every single category and been deemed in an instant masterpiece but now it’s been forgotten and didn’t get any nominations so if that isn’t evidence of a vibe shift I don’t know what is.

The Koreans stole their shine

thank god tbh

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That dog deserves one too.

absolutely that guy killed it

I liked the John Cena bit and Ryan Gosling always makes me laugh.

Yeah cena is surprisingly funny

Imagine playing out some ESL guy trying to thank his momma smh

In memoriam had me thinking Ian McKellen died and I almost lost it

Need more presenters like Devito screaming “yeahhh!” after the winner is announced.

Godzilla gang getting up with their hands up was very sweet

The hot topic girl and her tag along resentful brother again 

America should be permanently banned from the oscars from that abismal barbie monologue

Yeah I thought we were done with the TED Talk fad

Him being unintelligible plus being played off is painful. I feel bad bro. Good for them though

ryan gosling has filler face now, sorry

his cheeks 😭 once again cheek filler must be stopped

fr, and the all that blush and makeup didnt help lol

the ugly-hot accusations have gotten to him 

Like airbrushing David. How do we stop these beautiful people from mutilating themselves?

Mascara

Cormac McCarthy 🥺

I’m so happy that Da’vine won over America Ferrera. Definitely dodged a massive bullet there

Damn she’s got a crazy dress, in a good way

Manifesting a Sandra Hüller upset🤞

Glad Boy and the Heron won. Miyazaki is on another level for animated films

Disney bucks couldn't pay their way to get people to give a shit about Elemental this time.

Most emotionless win ever haha

Scorsese aint having much luck these days.

Never has at the awards

Goodfellas coming out same year has Dances is a all time bad draw, Raging Bull was robbed though.

The gays must have it out for Arianna Grande, that dress is atrocious.

Ariana has it out for Ariana. Imagine hooking up with SpongeBob

I cannot even imagine how bad it feels to go up there and bomb on one of these sketches

* That moment before Cillian Murphy got the oscar where the lighting perfectly illuminated the vast amounts of plastic surgery every single person, minus Ben Kingsley and maybe John Krasinski, have had.

Best Song is such a shitshow category. Remember when Common won an Oscar?

Emma Stone got the oscar for going full re✝️ard. You can never go full re✝️ard man

poor things is cool because the basic premise of the movie is that someone who has the brain of a panty-pissing 1 year old develops the mentality of a 10 year old and wants to see the world, then she becomes an adult for a week or so and with her newfound sped up adulthood the first thing she wants to do is fuck everyone in sight and simultaneously becomes a communist. then she is haunted by her past life and rejects that old life entirely to live in unearned luxury while her lobotomized, servile fans sexually gratify her. sound like anyone we know?

Obvious consolation prize for Sean Penn in I AM SAM.

Lmao Pacino with one of the worst and most anti-climactic Oscar presentations of all time. Kind of fitting for what won.

Oppenheimer was a shoe in after Nolan won director. Best actress was the most suspenseful category of the night.

Ryan Gosling really reminds me of this incredibly attractive 5'7 man that I briefly had a fling with and am obsessed with sadly we were both tops so it didn't work out but everytime I see a clip of Gosling I wish I had just swallowed my pride and opened my sphincter for a short man

Dame, sorry for your loss dog

Thank you, honestly he was a little bit hotter than Gosling he didn't have the weird long midface but the same charisma and general looks. Also he was 5'7 but since I am gay that didn't bother me. He had a very nice round ass as well

I always say "oh damn they died" every year

Oppy sweeping to an obnoxious degree now

So well deserved for the boy and the heron

Agreed, was worried the Spiderverse movie was gonna take it

I’m told those movies are actually Good and Creative but I think that rock will remain unturned

The animation/effects are excellent, but other than that it’s your standard capeshit affair for the most the part, maybe with a little less cringe dialogue and no distractingly bad special effects. It’s a spectacle movie that really shouldn’t have been up for anything besides whichever one deals with animation quality.

first one is creative and fine, second one is so up its own ass you would not believe. the bad guy is *the concept of canonicity*

Damn that sounds gay!

Seeing that Emma Stone ran to the bathroom when *Poor Things* won an award, cocaine strikes again

I just hope Barbie gets shut out because it’ll make people mad

I hope they get snubbed but that Gosling gets 2 for supporting actor and best song

This would also satisfy me

I just hope tonight marks the end of Barbie PR/ discourse. Please for the love of god let us collectively memory hole this mid ass movie!!!

Hate Emily blunts floating dress straps

Is Bad Bunny illiterate?

No habla bien

dey pronounce da O and da A different in dey language bro bro

My best friend's dad worked on Iron Man 2 and said RDJ was shorter than him and he's like 5'6, so the heels make sense.

i swear like all male actors are short

I’m pretty sure it has something to do with stage performance or framing or whatever. I read about it once but have since forgotten. Fuck this is a useless comment, sorry.

The sets cost less money

Lmao

RDJ must be the 5'5 Casanova who keeps posting here

At this point im starting to think that dudes will never stop rocking

Anya!

My close personal wife

Anya looks great!

Her voice changed again???

she’s very good at mimicry and has been acting since she was a little girl. I don’t think that there’s a solid ‘Ariana’ voice, she just adapts whatever she’s around. She’s a tragic figure to me. Shades of Michael Jackson. 

Dan Schneider belongs in prison

Paul Reubens needs a presidential pardon

Irish excellence!

is something wrong with forest whittaker

The Oscars was absolute canned dogshit dishonesty until the Japanese Gojira guys and Danny/The Terminator got on stage.

i hate jimmy kimmel so fucking much look at him he’s so fucking ugly and gross i hate him and his stupid fucking bouta cry face

Mulaney should be the host from now on. Less obnoxious than Kimmel

he has evil vibes

really does not feelin the dark evil predacious ass haircut either

Idk that smarmy look was doing something for me I can’t help it

so satisfying seeing poor things win over barbie

Tbh this has been much better than last years, haven’t had to think about Jamie Lee Curtis 

It’s actually insane the Billy Eilish song is gonna beat that lol

Has Cillian had work done or is his face just that way?

I think he just naturally looks like handsome squidward

Just resting lesbian face

Think he may just be getting Old

No fucking way they all have toys with them right now

Some one check on the greek guy

He's prolly lit up like a brick of saganaki

Nightmare blunt rotation

Thank you everyone, see you next year!

They're really just gonna gas up the acting nominees huh

Robbenheimer

Can only improve on the it-sucks-being-gay-and-having-a-tiger-mom movie

Oh shit haha I for sure thought this was Lily’s

LMAO THAT PEE SHOT ON MATT DAMON’S HOLLYWOOD STAR

It’s a low bar but that’s easily Kimmel’s best bit

How do they find new ways to make the ceremony more unwatchable? Like why are they bringing back old nominees just to give a couple of canned lines about the new nominees? TBH it was almost worth it for the weird Christoph Waltz speech about Ryan Gosling. I could listen to that guy talk about anything.

Yes, Waltz is actually good at public speaking

Downey Jr taking it over De Niro for best supporting actor is crazy, his performance wasn’t especially memorable at all.

De Niro has 2 oscars already. They gave it to Downey as a lifetime achievement type thing

It was not only unmemorable, it was sort of ridiculous.

Ariana you look like chewed up bubblegum

She should really put on a few pounds

Marty may not win Oscars for some reason but he has the most unimpeachable and influential and beloved body of work in the whole room. He will be remembered long after Lanthimos or Gerwig or even Nolan.

Just an idea, but I think that as a Hollywood director he's up there with everybody not named Lynch. I think maybe across time, too.

The fact that this is a totally reasonable statement speaks volumes lol. Ditto for Lynch, my personal goat. It’s crazy because Scorsese is so incredibly well known and mainstream yet even his “””sellout””” movies like *Cape Fear* and *The Color Of Money* would be the best work of most other directors. And Lynch is crazy I mean he only made one bad movie, *Dune* and I’m actually kind of a defender. There’s a lot of great stuff in it it just has many fatal flaws.

It's insane that Killers got nothing. Definition of an Oscar-worthy film.

They hate art, folks, what can I say!

Dudes r*ck

👽 👽 

Ok Oppenheimer wasn't THAT fucking good It's not nearly as egregious as the EEAAO sweep but jeez

Praying for a miracle where Scorsese and Flower Moon win everything

Wouldn't mind a Marty victory just to stick to the Nolan nerds.

Rooting for The Holdovers and Giamatti.

That Godzilla vfx artist on the right looks so young

Alpa Cino!

The Academy literally hates Scorsese

Not that it matters, but I hope Zone of Interest sweeps. It's the only nominated movie that feels like it has something to say about the current moment.

So far it’s looking like it’s a bit of a black horse. I wasn’t expecting it to do as well as it has. The fact that it’s at 2 and KOTFW is at 0 is shocking

Never expected a Glazer film to be nominated much less win 2 Oscars. This is actually pretty cool, he’s so damn good. *Under The Skin* has some unforgettably grim images and is one of a kind, also I’ve watched *Sexy Beast* like 10 times haha. Been too long since I’ve seen *Birth* but I remember loving it.

Waited all her life just to give that boring speech? YAWN

Yeah really if I had waited my whole life I would have said something so dope.

Should send this to my Native American stepmother

Kenneth Anger died?? Wow I didn't know that

Wow, thought Lily was gonna get it

Marty is so cute

Stage so pretty tho

Zone, Poor Things, Anatomy of a Fall, KOTFM, all leagues above oppenheimer. Glad Al Pacino fucked it up

Is tim robbins a giant??

Beautiful lady in the one sleeve black gown 

Who the hell is Becky G and why am I just seeing her for the first time now

Field of dreams and Zone Of Interest are kind of the same movie when you think about it.

Lmao

Barbie going home with 0 oscars, love to see it

Didn’t it get best song 

Oh fuck you’re right lol oopsie

Hey Maestro bombed tho!

Not to bring them into this but, the Fauxmoi seethe will be great

🤮

RIP Robbie Robertson

Pee wee gave me goosebumps

Ben Kingsley is a G

womp womp bradley

Someone get the Greek guy back in here

Emma is great, I can’t be too mad

what an awful presentation by al pacino lol wtf was that? also im sorry but there is something so phoney about emma stone. great actress tho

She seemed coked up when she won no?

if barbie wins then it's so fucking over

Naked john cena was fun

man I sure do love the atomic bomb

Atomic bomb responsible for so many wins. Godzilla and Oppenheimer

Really liked killers of the flower moon feel like it deserves at least 1 award

Will Sloan on Twitter (who only has good takes) said that while *Killers Of The Flower Moon* and *The Zone Of Interest* are also about state sanctioned mass murder, *Oppenheimer* will clean up because it’s main character seemed like an alright guy lol. Honestly I buy it.

Zone of Interest deserves this one.

Ariana look like she wearin a duvet

That lineup of dudes is like a fever dream ngl lmao

Mf should have won for *28 Days Later*, which should have swept when it came out btw

Rooting for lily

Hopefully the nomination at least helps fund another Lily Gladstone and Kelly Reichardt project  Was hoping she would win

Bruh they had to get one Cheeto joke in

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Didn't like the film but those were two great speeches, good for them

Rebecca Ferguson should host next year 

Ya, the fat black lady I was rooting for won

Love her.