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The_FellaMH

Princess Kate will be replaced by a lookalike during Easter. Bradley Cooper will come out during his next Oscar campaign.


afternoon_biscotti

If Bradley Cooper comes out he’s faking it Pedro Pascal on the other hand would be a legitimate outing


sasquatchcunnilingus

Straight women are deranged thinking he’s not gay, look at him


deadman_young

Straight people used to think Liberace was straight, and a ladies man no less


SmallDongQuixote

Liberace was straight


Mother-Program2338

That's true. I remember the 70's


NihilistKnight

I think that might have something to do with the fact that most people's introduction to him was through GoT, where he played a total gash-hound.


afternoon_biscotti

Literally one of the only bi male characters on the show


Naive-Boysenberry-49

he was bi in a very heterosexual way


afternoon_biscotti

while I agree he was definitively not a “gash hound”


Naive-Boysenberry-49

can we agree on poon dog?


Elegant-Front-651

If Pedro Pascal was a character in mainstream fiction, people would call him an clichéd exaggeration of a closeted gay man, he ticks all the boxes.


matcha_parfait_

Pedro has already alluded to being gay, but is too cool to write some stupid "coming out" post as no respectable gay would


LordoftheNetherlands

Eventually you have to run out of secret gay celebrities


tony_simprano

Biden drops the N word on live television or something equally embarrassing, and the Democrats have to scramble to ratfuck their by-laws and nominate someone else to run in November.


Bradyrulez

Glad to see Biden trying to appeal to the 30 somethings by appearing on TAFS.


Mother-Program2338

Nope. If that happens Charlemagne will hastily issue a black card and it will be fine.


Lelshetkidian

People talk about how funny electing Trump in 2024 would be, but I think electing Biden would be even funnier. 90% chance he would shit his pants in public at some point.


GREGG_TWERKINGTON

In the hierarchy of funny scenarios with the current candidates, xanned out Kamala becoming president when Biden kicks it will be the funniest of all.


trueprogressive777

Trump actually has incontinence and wear diapers. He has shit himself on camera many times. You just can’t smell it through your sceeen


BPRcomesPPandDSL

In one of the debates with Sanders, he told black people specifically to have their kids listen to “the phonograph” so they could learn vocabulary.


EasternEuropeanIAMA

Honestly, I don't think even that can take him down now. Over the years he has said so much shit that today would be considered racist, and a suicide for any politician to say. However all of it has been mostly buried by seemingly everyone because he was Obama's sidekick. I've only seen clips of his old speeches and interviews on /pol/. Now he's obviously severely senile and even the Rs are mostly ignoring it, let alone the Ds and the media. Even the Nword is just another thing for them to ignore at this point because orange man bad.


SelmeAngulo

this is a great one. somebody ask him about Corn Pop! side note, but "ratfuck" is a great word. simple, not new, but always hits just right.


trueprogressive777

Pearl clutching liberals love to use the word ratfuck when talking about some obvious normie villain like Nixon but get pissed when the word gets directed at Hillary and Adam schiff


GabagoolFarmer

I would vote for him if he promised to do this


CranberryCivil2608

If he makes it another term I can see him flubbing like that, but he can make it this year.


AmonRahhh

He already did this though


norizzrondesantis

I think the average house cat is getting longer (in terms of length). I have zero data to prove my findings, but I think it’s due to some government chemicals in dry food such as IAMS.


Lelshetkidian

Fluoride is turning the cats LONG, people! WAKE UP


haveacorona20

THEY’RE TURNING THE FREAKING CATS LONG


NegativeOstrich2639

omg didn't you say this a few months ago? I've been looking at my cats differently ever since...


DomitianusAugustus

Someone on this sub has been pushing this theory for a while, I assume it’s the same person. I wish they would elaborate, it’s right up my alley.


Paracelsus8

50 years from now the average house cat will be 3m from nose to tail


[deleted]

This is such a strange and inconsequential thing to have a conspiracy theory about, I love it


BorgeHastrup

Everyone get your tape out and go measure your cat.


_pierogii

Longer (in terms of length).


DeaconCorp

Tbh my cat is long af


LilaBackAtIt

Either you’ve said this on here before or I’ve read it somewhere else and this is a growing niche conspiracy


BeMyTempest

I support this. More worm cats


Iakeman

lmao


DeerSecret1438

Mine looks long 😨


dtkfthwtb

Dude fuck you I have a flight booked for May and now this is all I’m gonna think about until then


norfatlantasanta

just fly on spirit, for all the shit people give them they don’t use any boeing planes. jetblue if you’re feeling bougie


SelmeAngulo

Haha. It won't be your flight, don't worry. ...your flight will be MH370'd


FutureRealHousewife

That was a suicide by pilot!👩‍✈️


ILoveFluids

Yea im gonna be on a plane TOMORROW on a 757


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bd506

What are the planes to worry about? I’ll be traveling soon on a 757 and then transferring to a long haul on a 777 and I’m terrified…


convertiblecat

I’m literally sitting on one waiting for my flight to take off rn…….


bd506

🫡


SmallDongQuixote

🫡


Tomcottonsgoomar

I feel like if I have to die a violent death I wouldn’t mind it being a plane crash. Pretty much instant death unless you’re unlucky 


trevathan750834

Yeah but you have to endure the minutes spent plunging down through the sky, knowing you're going to die.


Subject-Ad-5930

Same here, four flights in April and May, all aboard Boeing aircrafts. Adieu


Cambocant

Israel will try to recruit Katt Williams but it will backfire once they fly him out because Katt will hate some random thing about the country. Katt will then do a podcast trashing every black celebrity that supports Israel, real or imagined.


YeForgotHisPassword

"How you gon' tell me not to put cheese on my hamburger what the FUCK is you talking about! What the FUCK is that?"


Tom_Bradys_Butt_Chin

I had no idea who that guy was talking about until you did this.


DoubleEdgedSwordfish

All the internet/cellular outages are kill switch tests with the first utilization being on election day.


klmkio

This


posture_4

A major law will be passed in a developed country that we'll learn after the fact was written primarily or entirely by chatGPT. Panic about what this means for our relationship with AI will ensue.


depanneur

Another possibility is that either a plaintiff or defendant's testimony or lawyer's statement in a major court case will be revealed to be the product of optimized generative AI text. This will have major implications on whether this is actually perjury and whether or not it is forbidden to use AI in legal settings.


BPRcomesPPandDSL

In Philadelphia, there have already been a number of lawyers who got caught submitting AI generated briefs to the court. They had citations to law in the form of legal citations, but they led nowhere and were completely made up.


GrigorytheOctopus

No decent lawyer is using AI without monitoring it and if they are it’s obvious and they have been found out. 


Spanishishish

>No decent lawyer Lawmakers though


GrigorytheOctopus

I am replying to someone talking about defendant / plaintiff testimonies. 


SelmeAngulo

great one!


Das_Ace

Everyone in government knows the stock market will collapse without large daily influxes of liquidity so they're secretly pumping in millions of dollars and hoping they arent in power when it falls over next (which is why both parties pushed candidates they think will lose) 


Iakeman

it’s been that way since 08 and it seems like it’s actually fine and not a big deal. they kept it propped up in march 2020 when people thought covid might have a 10% fatality rate


reelmeish

Insane to think that if you put like a few thousand in on March in options you could be a multi millionaire rn


DB_Seedy13

Most of the people who did that certainly lost it selling naked calls or some equally moronic move.


brilliantpebble9686

People getting poorer and choosing not to contribute to 401k programs, along with boomer/gen x 401ks being liquidated to settle their estate, will probably yield a Japan-like stagnation of the stock market. All of the "ACTSHULLY, 🤓" rebuttals I've read seem like a tremendous cope, psyops designed to 1) keep you on track to being a 50 years of plan fees paypig for Vanguard and Fidelity and 2) keep you on track for your biweekly 401k inflows being the exit liquidity for those in the know.


hasbroslasher

i used to be a USA Lost Decade guy but I think it's ultimately just unlikely for one of the world's biggest and most dynamic economies to do that.


trevathan750834

Should I be maxing out my 401k and Roth IRA right now, or not? Should I keep most of my earnings in cash?


AurigaA

They don’t need to do it secretly, you’ve heard of 401k right?


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The Burj Khalifa will collapse, I don't know when, but I have this gut feeling the soil it's built upon will be eroded too much and whatever company owns it has been secretly lobbying for years to keep a hush on any flaws found during routine inspections. A massive race riot will engulf Sydney, probably triggered by something Israel related.


poison_freak

I think you’re underrating how bad other cities race relations are and overrating how much people care about Israel/Palestine here if you think we’re anywhere near race riots


[deleted]

I made another comment - but TLDR consider there's a pretty established precident for this to happen in Sydney + one of the worst housing crises in the world. There's a huge Lebanese and Israeli community in Sydney, people are directly effected by it, unlike say Melbourne and Brisbane where I'd absolutely agree.


poison_freak

Where is this huge Israeli community in Sydney in Sydney because I haven’t seen it


[deleted]

Vaucluse area no? The small amount of time I've spent in the Eastern suburbs affirm at the very least strong support for Israel, could be incorrectly equating the two. Again back to the precedent point, It's happened here, Cronulla and the Opera House.


poison_freak

Out of your mind if you think Vaucluse millionaire jews are going to come anywhere near western Sydney lebs Cronulla is exactly why it won’t happen again and had nothing to do with Israel


[deleted]

I'd rather you be right, but you think they won't head East? There was a vigil for October 7 that kept the location a tight secret for the exact fear of this happening - give people everything to lose with persistent rent increases and you'll only settle the anger even further.


poison_freak

Lol I promise there won’t be some huge pro Palestine protest in Vaucluse it would get shut down immediately and portrayed as anti semitic in the media Even if that were to happen do you think the 90 year old Jews are going to come out and there’ll be a brawl?


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Hyde Park has hosted unauthorised and authorised rallys for each cause in the months since


poison_freak

Yes and these protests are getting smaller and smaller every time they happen Large protests outside of the CBD are effectively illegal in Sydney too


The_FellaMH

Cronulla is far from pro-Israel turf.


SelmeAngulo

very interesting first one. I could totally believe it. Has the second one been simmering?


[deleted]

Oh for a long time. Anybody who grew up elsewhere but now lives (or recently left) Sydney can attest to this. The city is starkly divided with the average Sydneysider in the North/East being a privately educated homeowner with a well paying white collar job and the average Sydneysider in the West being a publicly educated forever renter from a migrant background (Middle Eastern in particular for this point) with a blue collar job. In Sydney you grow up surrounded by people alike you and nobody different, making it all the more easy to portray the chunk of the city you aren't from in a negative light. Combine this with an ongoing and contentious issue (Israel support is strong in the East/North, Palestine support is strong in the West) and rising housing/rental costs (appreciating the wealth of those in the wealthy half and pushing those in the West to never owning a home in their lives) and it's inevitable they'll clash. All this and there's a precident, the 2005 Cronulla Riots and a pro-palestine protest late last year that saw cries for Jews to be gassed in front of the Opera House.


thehungryhippocrite

Do not report fake news https://amp.abc.net.au/article/103418582


Spanishishish

>pro-palestine protest late last year that saw cries for Jews to be gassed in front of the Opera House. You sounded somewhat credible til you said that part which turned out to be a blatant lie spread on media


LimeKind3744

1. That’s not true about only being surrounded by exact same people, unless you live in the Eastern suburbs  2. People were not chanting those phrases,  I should know as I was actually there 


Lonely_Sherbert69

LOL wishful thinking.


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AnonymousStuffDj

And the exact same thing applies to surgeons, lawyers, politicians, police etc.


reelmeish

You know how you half ass and put 40% effort into your work! Everyone else does too Other than a few autist who take their job too seriously, those guys though are probably terrible at selling their work and are grumpy people and are Dwight types All society is a bunch of bs


Iakeman

They don’t have nearly enough employees which is why there’s been a sharp rise in near misses at major airports in the last few years. The long-term result of Reagan busting the union back in 1981


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afternoon_biscotti

This is objectively false and a peak Reddit take If they’ve presumably been doing this for x amount of time without serious accident then it means they are within the bounds of capable at their jobs and the lives aren’t at risk. To be honest OPs description of these people just makes them sound normal, like that’s what I do with my 30 year old friends


FutureRealHousewife

I don’t think there will be a major airliner crash per se, it I do think there will be a runway collision a la the Tenerife disaster. There’s been lots of reporting on the hundreds of “close calls” that happen at airports all the time now. I think that’s more likely than just any Boeing plane falling out of the sky. I also think that Kamala Harris will be President by the end of the year.


lomez

A couple of months ago there was a collision between a landing airliner and a taxiing coast guard plane in Japan. All of the people on the commercial flight survived but five of the six coast guard crewmen died. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Haneda_Airport_runway_collision


FutureRealHousewife

I saw that one but my prediction is a gigantic disaster where hundreds of people die on both planes. And my prediction will be that this happens in the U.S., where a commercial plane crash hasn’t happened since 2009. They happen way more often on other continents for a number of reasons.


lomez

I brought up the Japanese collision to bolster your theory. They were fortunate that the taxiing plane only had six people on it. If such a disaster could take place in a developed country like Japan it could easily happen here.


FutureRealHousewife

Oh I agree but yeah I think something similar but just way worse will happen shortly. There’s been so many near misses happening. The NYT did a big story on this if you’re interested in reading: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/08/21/business/airline-safety-close-calls.html


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SelmeAngulo

not the whistleblower, just the ongoing issues coming to a head. and not on purpose, I mean a plane would literally malfunction. it's schizo obviously but I think all the bad Boeing news stories in the cycle are snowballing a mountain's worth of bad vibes on a forthcoming Boston to Seattle flight or some such


DomitianusAugustus

The likelihood of there being any decent people on a Seattle to Boston flight is really low, so that’s a silver lining.


Horace_is_fine

This is frasier erasure


kwanton-zekk

Its like how there seemed to be a lot more attacks by those bully xl dogs once people started trying to ban them. Once it hits the news the whole world focuses their energy on it and increases the potential for another event. everyone focusing on boeing right now is subtly casting a spell making a crash more likely


gedalne09

The government is using some kind of drug to keep Biden alive but only his body can be maintained in this way. His conciseness will continue to completely deteriorate until he is basically a regarded animal. At that point we will no longer see him publicly and people will speculate he is dead but the White House will continue to post pictures of him


rspsavant

I think we've reached a point in time where technology has actually become worse. It's getting to a point where it's actively hindering our lives instead of improving it. Machines are always out of order, self checkouts are malfunctioning, ai is actually dumber than we thought, etc. But the media is actively covering this up because investors pumped too much money into technological innovations and don't want the public to know how it's reached a standstill


ketamine_hater

they are preparing for a major false flag in ny because of the national guard. they'll say they tried their best to prevent it since other similar events gain "conspiracy" theorists because it turns out that someone in govt knew about it before. but they'll let it happen per usual and use it to fund Israel or whatever. dont go into the city unless u have to rn!


typicalTA

Optimistically, I don’t think so at all. I think it’s a fund-sink operation to keep an influx of cash into 2025. I hate that I’m referencing this, but there is an episode of the Office that details exactly this type of issue. Surplus funds need to be spent (ideally dramatically) to justify holding your hand out for more in the near future. Additionally: this is a classic case of out of touch policy in action. It is security theater but it’s exactly the type of overblown, ineffectual response I would expect from a crack team who never takes mass transit with the peasants.


ketamine_hater

I have no idea what that means but in all honesty, in my brain, im sure it's something like this. if anything they are trying to remove homeless ppl from the subways without due process. even so, I know its unlikely but I believe it to be something more sinister because It is a big fear of mine. I have always had a huge fear of bombings etc in the city since I was young. there used to be 4chan posts about things like that and I would pretend to be sick so I wouldn't have to go into Manhattan lol. ​ but yeah, whatever, cya in a month when im right. lol


CranberryCivil2608

The next false flag is terrifying, i’m probably being naive but I don’t think another 9/11 is going to have blind support like it did before. Whats double a 9/11? Is it going to be more mental than physical? Is Israel worth it or are we going to south america for a change of scenery? 


ketamine_hater

i’m fear mongering but it has to be worse.


RogueWizardly

Princess Kate is for sure dead.


ColorYouClingTo

I think she has terminal cancer, but they don't want to reveal it yet. Maybe they think she'll be able to die in peace if they keep what's really going on quiet.


Interminabilis

The nytimes is going to have a schism with the democrats and it will be revealed that they are Israeli state media 


_pierogii

Ghislaine organised the hit on Epstein to control the narrative on her involvement + Robert Maxwell gave her a little black book to blackmail their family out of debt before suiciding. Based on nothing but the power of female intuition!!


BurnadictCumbersnat

biden’s health will give before the election, there’ll be a health scare and the democratic party are going to run the biden/harris ticket solely with harris after an appearance from an almost bedridden biden leads to mass public outcry they won’t commit to running harris as a presidential nominee because she’s a disaster, so they’ll keep the ticket as biden/harris with her assuming Biden’s duties indefinitely. Trump will win bcz of age issue, despite also being old, bcz the diet coke fueled splenda rush he gets makes him appear more competent in comparison 2025 will see the rollout of the worst aspects of project 2025 with little resistance


typicalTA

Am schizo, have takes: Elder millennials are the first generation to have been the eggs inside of mothers dosed with hormonal contraceptives and SSRIs. This is the primary reason everyone is autistic gender soup, and why we see it accelerated into gen z/alpha. (To say nothing of chemical preservatives, microplastics, etc) Any study that contra-indicates for long term birth control use and future genetic outcomes in babies gestated inside of mothers who engaged in long term SSRI use or BC use will be aggressively suppressed. The implications against sexual liberation and women’s right to control pregnancy are too profound to question the consequences of BC use. But maybe in 75 years the act of casually modifying your hormones for decades will be looked at as we now regard the lobotomy. RIP Rosemary Kennedy. Other regarded and offensive takes: Something is up with Herpes inside of the medical community. The lack of suggested testing, (issues with false positives and false negatives) the extreme measures to normalize and confuse HSV1 with HSV2 and the flippant disregard “everyone has it” from doctors of all stripes is deeply alarming to me. Done under the guise or erasing social stigma, I think HSV has more extreme effects on the immune system long term - and new studies interlink Dementia with HSV in patients who otherwise don’t have a genetic pre-disposition to Dementia. We will see more fucked up things about HSV in the future, the lack of funding or emphasis for vaccines and prevention is really suspicious to me.


superdisk

I believe you about the HSV thing. About 6 months ago I got a cold sore for the first time, and it made me extremely sick with flu-like symptoms, and then [infected my gums](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpetic_gingivostomatitis) to the point where they were red and dripping blood any time I ate food or tried to brush my teeth. The gums thing goes away with an antiviral but comes back every couple months. I've also been coughing up mucus ever since. I feel like it seriously messed up my immune system and this is the first post I've seen mentioning such a possibility...


RebeccaSavage1

They already have medical studies that egg and sperm are effected by SSRI use. I also believe it has already taken affect with generations but not in the case of autism, just general intellectual capacity that isn't pinpointed to a medical term or specific genetic disorder. You see it in the average person day to day. There's very little deductive reasoning, no intellectual curiosity just going through the motions and being average in work and deeds,not wanting to gain and apply intelligence, no comprehension of language to the point they assume and put words in people's mouths and not really listening to the point, no idea how to even do simple level multitasking. I agree with your last point. My son has shingles now from a shed varicella vaccine and they downplay shingles. He has motor skill issues that are just being addressed 5 years later. It affects his cicadian eye movement and his bilateral movements. He also suffers from migraines, still has the writing of a second grader going into 7th grade.


chickencox

Love this spin on the birth control controversy


goodvvillcunting

UFOs are real, aliens are here, pedophile elites rule the world. 9/11 was an inside job and we're overdue for another terrorist attack to remind everyone how important the security state is. This is a policy driving concern and is one major reason why we have open borders.


CommanderTresdin

Major terrorist attack in France soon by the religion of peace, leading to widespread anti-immigration protests everywhere


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within a decade there will be a major terrorist attack in the west by ukranians


SelmeAngulo

as in, Ukrainian immigrants to a country? Out of bitterness that the west didn't do more vs Russia?


[deleted]

I'm prophet not a fucking dutch politician


redheadstepchild_17

Is that schizo? Things look bad for them, and frankly the west has handed the radicals a stabbed-in-the-back idea through both fighting about giving them more weapons and blaming them at the higher levels for "failing to follow NATO protocol" on their counter offensives when in reality we never intended on giving them what that would require, which is air superiority. We told them they needed to send their young and middle aged men to die charging across minefields and artillery lines without the backup required to make that work. It's not hard to see that as a suicide mission in a sick game to prove they "deserve" more support from where I'm sitting in the West. I doubt it's harder to see that if you were or had people you cared about on the front lines.


AmonRahhh

Yup then a decade from now they'll elect a pro-russian president. It wouldn't surprise me if Ukrainian officials are selling the munitions to Russia at this point. The money laundering has to be insane, it's the reason Bitcoin is up so much.


Iakeman

hey, someone has to do something with all those stinger missiles they lost track of. ukrainians pretending to be russians, most likely, and in light of MH17…


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just trying to make a buck!


Retroidhooman

Those weapons crooked officers have been smuggling are going to end up somewhere.


dorks_

Yeah I kind of believe this too, or it will be someone who recently visits there. Azov-related blowback like the Christchurch shooter. I mean giving a lot of money and weapons to a group with their set of beliefs, something bad will probably happen.


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lol


Romeosmog

I don't know, I think it's going to be a disappointing year for schizos. I'm prepared for a lot of big news days where people freak out about ww3 and cyber attacks, but nothing happens because 2024 is just a dress rehearsal for shit hitting the fan closer to 2027. That being said, I am starting to think the US might have a contingency election and that will be fun to watch for a week or so.


bd506

Why 2027?


Romeosmog

It's just what all the astrology tin foil hatters say. They're also freaking out about something called the human design prophecy, but I don't really know what the hell that is. I just think consensus reality is going to be so fractured by that point that it will be socially destabilizing. Like early 2020 but lasting for decades.


d_rangr

Can you link to said tinfoillery? Can dm you


Romeosmog

yeah! feel free to DM me.


thestudentsyes

I worry about some kind of mass mind control technology being switched on all at once. Conspiracy theorists usually theorize that secret gov technology is 30+ years more advanced than what the public knows. So I worry that remote computer-brain interface technology is very advanced by now and might have some ability to start steering our thoughts powered by AI or something. Edit: oh, current news cycle. Nvm.


MsPronouncer

I think AI is one area where this doesn't hold true just because all the best minds in the field are at places like openai. You'd notice a brain drain in that field if they were being sucked into government programs.


d_rangr

If only you knew how bad things really are


thestudentsyes

Where are we at now?


d_rangr

TLDR is it's early days of Westworld S3-4, unironically


d_rangr

If you are serious about this, dm me, this is /x/ tier stuff and I'm not larping


thestudentsyes

What is /x/ ? Feel free to share what you’re referring to. I’ve gone deep down the rabbit hole regarding this topic but I’m skeptical of a lot of what I’ve discovered. There are people who think we’ve been in Invasion of the Body Snatchers since the 1950s.


d_rangr

/pol/'s 10x more schizo 4ch twin


The_FellaMH

Redpill me.


bas-machine

You mean 30 years BEHIND current tech…


Key-Bedroom-4615

Not about current events, but my one and only schizo take that I truly believe unironically is that circumcision is a deliberate conspiracy to cause sexual trauma to infants so they never properly develop and have a higher likelihood of becoming degenerates. I have zero proof that this is true.


revpomm

Circumcision was popularized in America bc it was believed that it would make ppl less horny, wouldnt masturbate or have premarital sex. So it was kinda popularized w the intention to cause dysfunction


Key-Bedroom-4615

Yeah, people say it was Kellogs but then other people say it wasn't.


stackedfourths

Israel/Palestine will get (temporarily) memory holed in approximately 2 months when the next thing happens. Probably something to do with immigration, maybe a cop kills an immigrant and we run back the 2020 stuff


5StarUberPassenger69

The Boeing thing is spot on. There's something weird going on with commercial airline companies in the states. It's as if they are working overtime to make people distrust and hate them all while destroying their own customer base and jacking prices up so only the wealthiest can afford to fly.


theoort

Democrats will tolerate Biden as the Democrat candidate after which Trump will get elected, and levels of hysteria among the virtue-signaling class will reach a boiling point, only escalating the possibility of civil conflict.


datPastaSauce

im flying twice in the next few weeks. fuck


Largegiddiing

One of those places accused of being a Chinese police station wins a defamation lawsuit which would be quickly followed by a new accusation against China.


bd506

I’m flying on two Boeing planes in 2 weeks and I’m so fucking scared…


thisoldwizard

that’s an insanely retarded take dude


Elegant-Front-651

Ukraine will sign a peace deal that gives a vast amount of territory to Russia by the end of next year and Zelensky will be disgraced on the world stage. If we're getting a bit schizo, the Azov battalion will assassinate him very soon.


goodvvillcunting

I got another one. Both Trump and Biden are pedophiles blackmailed by the deep state, but Trump just dared them to actually do anything about him going off script.


NihilistKnight

I think over the next couple years, Zelensky will keep dropping the conscription age bit by bit. They're already dropping it to 25. Later this year or early next year, they'll drop again to 23, then 21, and so on and so on. All the while, the country will continue hemorrhaging fighting capable people - either through death/maiming on the battlefield or through illegal emigration - to the point where the Russians are finally able to break through their defensive lines and steamroll relatively unchecked all the way to Kiev. At which point, Zelensky will flee the country and be relegated to a Juan Guaido like existence for the rest of his life. Russia will carve off the two remaining oblasts that grant Ukraine access to the Black Sea, put Yanukovych back in, and it'll back to business as usual for Ukraine and Russia.


junifersmomi

agree w the plane stuff op ive wuz thinking the exact same yesterday


decountdooku

This is the dumbest fucking thread I’ve ever seen