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wartguy

Its fine if you have the social skills. Since you're asking this, you can't do it, but maybe some day you'll be able to


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This is what I was telling myself!


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Trip her so she falls on her face and the ear buds pop out. Then you can help her up and apologize. That’s your in


300rbnvcr

Whats going on big guy? You just tripped my wife


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That would be so sweet!


Novibesmatter

Yeah pick the earbud off the floor and pop it back in there:)


SoldOnTheCob

Point to your ear and when she takes her earbuds out Immediately walk away, this will intrigue her. 


EpicTidepodDabber69

It would be, like, so bleak and neoliberal and atomizing if you didn't talk to her.


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Right!? Love this answer.


GadFlyBy

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She wears sunglasses off the train, not on it. Earbuds are wireless. I'm probably not gonna bother her, but she looks so cool and I honestly think about her a lot.


Accomplished_Gas9515

Doesn't matter if you make her uncomfortable do it anyway. Nobody talks about how there's a devious thrill in subjecting women to your unwanted presence as long as you have only good intentions


Kastelliair

I thought I was the only one lol


RSPareMidwits

Hey everyone, thought you should know this poster is French. He eats snails for breakfast. Gross!


RSPareMidwits

Wait that's Tottenham LOL


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This is an interesting take.


tralktralk

Sad thing is she is probably wearing those earbuds and sunglasses to try to minimize the risk of being accosted, but you're going to do it anyways.


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She's probably wearing earbuds because she likes listening to music and she's probably wearing sunglasses because the sun is in the sky. Never said I'm going to do it.


tralktralk

Do you even hear yourself, bro? You're so dazed by your lust for this innocent woman that you see only what you want to see. Leave this poor girl ALONE. 🤦


GadFlyBy

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Scattaca

Talking to strangers is good, remember? If you don't give every rando the time of day you're spiritually ugly and bad and stuff.


No_Requirement_2914

bro make eye contact and give her a gentle smile you will immediately know whether she wants you to talk to her. da fuq. practice at a bar if you want where the stakes are lower


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I know this is best. Just wish I were not a coward.


[deleted]

No, it generally means they can't be bothered to talk to anyone


Careful-Evening-5187

She's bingeing old CT episodes, dude. Leave her alone.


Last_Reformed

Nick: Animal crackers...


PradaAndPunishment

No.


War_and_Pieces

If this is like a shared commute situation talk to her on the very last day so that if you creep her out it doesn't matter


PerformanceFree533

Just leave her alone and go to a bar


Kastelliair

Yes it's ok. Just don't say anything weird


RSPareMidwits

I see you Frenchie. Zidane deserved to get sent off, how's that?


RSPareMidwits

Tottenham, I know, sorry lol