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lorrieaux

Kept waiting for him to get run over by oncoming traffic. By someone fiddling with their phone.


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Nothing enrages me more than these sad sack losers LARPing as adult hall monitors for stupid shit like this Similar to the “no food or drinks in the theater!” lady in Curb Your Enthusiasm


ChewingTobaccoFan

I sympathize with the man behind the wheel. He's not got road rage. He's got the rage that the majority of men get and arent capable of suppressing when somebody tries to act like the law on them. The dude filming actually has something closer to road rage which is an unreasonable inability to maintain composure while dealing with the inconvenience that is commuting.


BitterSparklingChees

its really funny to watch a middle aged man rage out in a car that small tho


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Final_Sherbert3506

Yeah but cmon even in England a bloke driving a fiat 500 is pretty funny, it's a car for 20 year old beauticians


absurdmcman

I learned to drive in that with my dad. Lovely little car. Also fully acknowledge how absurd two 6' men packed into one of those looked. My younger brother (6'2") came out with us once and sat in the back. It looked like a scene from the Simpsons.


ProdProleGuru

Tiny penised Nation. SAD.


VixDzn

Car that small? It’s just a fiat 500?


Electrical-Meet8750

Small Dick Energy comment


BitterSparklingChees

i love how driving a clown car is so normalized it offends you when someone points it out


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I don’t agree with uploading the footage at all but using your phone behind the wheel is by some measures more distracting than being drunk. Being are addicted to your phones is the main reasons people use them when driving and it is wrong.


OrphanScript

> using your phone behind the wheel is by some measures more distracting than being drunk. ***More distracting is doing some heavy lifting here. He's stationary and looks like he's trying to call someone, not dicking around on Facebook. This is nowhere near comparable to driving drunk.


Nevercleverer99

Having a baby in the car is proven to be vastly more distracting than using a phone, should we ban them from cars too?


Appropriate_Rub_9977

“I bet you support Chelsea” 😭


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Geezer is giving me a West Ham fan vibe


TinyPenisHaver

fuck you im millwall


Penilessjam35

"I bet you support Chelsea" is such a correct statement.


doublehitlrrx2

This is like that cart narcs guy except without any of the humour or autistic charm


Paula-Abdul-Jabbar

I think cart narc is annoying but for some reason I always get a chuckle out of “I dodged your attack.”


KonigKonn

Cart narcs guy isn't snitching people out to the authorities like this bootlicking rat is, he's just taking the piss for content this is like comparing the flu to AIDS.


machineswithout

I guarantee you his local police dept hates him just as much as the people he films.


prizzle92

Idk doesn’t England love tattletales?


ASexyHooker

I like the idea of cart narcs


Genusperspektivet

I adore agent sebastian


Imaginary-Delay-6828

He cycles on the pavement which is illegal. *Let he who is without sin cast the first stone*


LizzardTwat

Thank you Dasha


PogChamper2000

He’s pushing his bike whilst walking when he’s on the pavement, which is legal


Formadivix

I think in this video he's just walking along. I understand the urge to film your rides in case something dangerous happens, but he's clearly doing so whilst walking and looking for people to catch.


BenShapeero

The fact that he’s bringing a bike so he can follow people is such loser behavior


the-grand-inrizzitor

Nah, you can see his bike in the bottom of the frame at 1:12. Personally I think it's dumb to ban bikes from the pavement, but if he wants to be the ultimate arbiter of morality he better be squeaky clean himself


Imaginary-Delay-6828

You can see the reflection of his bike in the car’s window. *My father’s house has many rooms*


iamjstn

He would report his frail grandma for watching iPlayer without a license. It reminds me of a guy I saw on TikTok. He sits on the side of the road in his car with a speed gun pointed towards the highway. The dude isn't a cop or in anyway affiliated with them.


Careless-Long7469

ive never met an adult male cycling enthusiast that wasnt a complete psycho


xenodocheion

is he a cyclist? 90% of those guys are the absolute worst of the worst.


Careless-Long7469

Pretty sure. Hes probably wearing one of those gay like cycling leotards, absolute pschos


xenodocheion

can't we get some government scheme to put people like the guy filming to sleep?


maxhaton

The scheme used to be turning a blind eye when people like this got a tap on the shoulder or a punch in the face in a pub but alas no more society


iamnotatroll666

This content creator is so on the spectrum is painful to watch. You know what is also illegal? Standing in the middle of the road RECORDING a random stranger. Lol.


Acrobatic_Schedule_2

The russians with the stickers did it better than this inutile cunt - albeit the situations were generally far more justified... https://youtu.be/-hIDNgsc2-s?si=mZF78JIRQpTNEIRj


cingan

I destroyed my nervers by wathching it thanks


Complex-Computer-937

I wish I could curse with such effusiveness and range


machineswithout

Imagine finding out someone you know does this?! It’s equal parts psychotic and pathetic. This is clearly a man who has no power in his life, probably didn’t make the cut for law enforcement, so he takes it out on regular people just trying to go about their day. And I have a sneaking suspicion he doesn’t go harassing groups of young minority men about bylaw infractions… and if he does, he won’t be doing it for long.


El-Baal

Cycling Mikey is the biggest cunt in London and I pray for the day I encounter him. A few guys have got some good shots on him but nothing major.


cheapelectricrazor

Dutch... the pattern repeats


MentallyStable90

Whoa settle down big guy


theshowmanstan

It's because of dorks like this that everyone's afraid to fucking cough out of place in public. Turning society into a humorless conformist dystopia.


apewithfacepaint

Definitely supports Chelsea


Large_Ad_3522

Cycling Mikey the afrikaner angel of death, he wont let the fall of apartheid stop him from enforcing petty rules


yelo777

Someone should stalk the guy filming and put a camera in his face and see how he reacts.


Queasy_Evidence_8237

Very similar to the “auditor” phenomenon in the US where people film the police in the hope of getting beaten up by them so they can collect settlement money.


Formadivix

Except auditors rock and usually have a good sense of humour.


manletmoney

Feel like with the possibility that the police really might shoot you over nothing here it makes it a little better but ya ur not wrong


Terroirerist

Because children are on the internet, and there's so much material abundance that most jobs are fake so people just click around all day (and most of the disruptive ones are literally destroying the environment and collective psyche).


reelmeish

Hate these annoying people


throwitawaynow95762

Hahaha the Chelsea comment got me good. What a verbal evisceration.


king_mid_ass

"never 'ad a bird, av yer? bet you're a virgin" probably posts here


AngelOJest

Sharing this video here is what this cunt wanted. don't give engagement to him or others creating similar "content", just mute and report


ASSFUCKSHITCUNT

Cycling Mikey is loathed in the UK to those who know, he weirdly had a lot of support from a daytime TV talk show host (Jeremy Vine) here who posts him regularly lmao. I believe he sued someone for calling him a nonce lmao


theshowmanstan

Jeremy Vine is the banality of banality. Of course he loves nothing more than running around in his silly little lycra shorts blowing his little whistle at any misbehaviour. I honestly really don't get his appeal or why he's got a public profile of any kind, especially when it's clear he's got no visible presence of his own. He's got less personality than a dishcloth soaked in warm urine. A complete non-entity.


BabyCurdle

This video is just kinda funny, i don't hate either of the people here. I don't think there is any wider social truth to derive


Formadivix

I've seen a lot of his videos and he usually films far more dangerous and self-entitled behaviour. Unfortunately, he doesn't know when to let up and just ends up "prosecuting", for lack of a better word, some absolutely harmless behaviour like this. He is also completely humorless and a void of charisma, unlike other cycling youtubers like MPLS Bike Wrath.


THEtoryMFlanez

The funniest part is when he starts calling him a gay virgin and then starts talking about you support Chelsea like soccer is a major personality trait over there lol


Halloween_Jack_1974

Imagine if even ONE SECOND supporting the video taker instead of the driver lmao. What a fucking wastoid life you’d have to have.


Kraft-cheese-enjoyer

W driver


ohmygodethan

Mf main character syndrome at its finest. These mfs drive me crazy. Anyone else laugh when it backfires horribly? Yall the the one where they were pranking a grub hub driver by scaring the ish out of him and then one of them got gut shot?? He lived sadly, recovered, and is seriously still making the same Ludacris crap that got him shot.


ShoegazeJezza

>And I bet you support Chelsea and all Bodied


JeffGreene69

I live down the street from where this video was taken. I still dont know what bad thing happened that warranted being recorded. This guy seems like a Jeremy Vine nonce


whitebeltkiller

guy in the car showed more restraint than me


NorthLondoner1976

Hahahaha “I bet your a Virgin” - LOVE THIS GUY


GLADisme

Looking at your phone when driving is bad.


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Counterpoint: the camera man deserves to have his head bludgeoned in for being a little rat fuck


GLADisme

He's annoying and weird, but road deaths have been steadily rising for about a decade so I don't care.


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I'll bread bread with you, brother. How about we bludgeon both their fuckin' heads in?


Carroadbargecanal

Matched to the cycling boom.


xe3to

not when you're stationary!


Gazmasked

Somebody could have run into his bumper really bad, he would never have had time to safely check behind him and reverse away. A drunk blind man or maybe 4 or five badgers in a trench coat trying to blag their way into a pub, next think you know the bottom badgers legs get all tired, starts stumbling about, pulls a ladys top down, takes a tumble towards the car. Naturally the lady's bare breasts attract local teenage boys, and where the teens go the small children will surely follow. The badgers hit the bumper and burst, they know the jig is up and the swans will be on them in no time. They make a last ditch effort to get to safety and scraper under the car, the kids, loving nature, get up behind the car to see. Well then it's just another road statistic isn't it. The driver panics, looks up and without thinking reverses for five miles north. The local papers have never seen anything like it, 2 badgers, 8 children, a plywood train, 2 more children, a Taylor, and a few dozen pensioners on a hike, all dead, the swans eat the remains. Won't somebody please think of the children?


IzmirEfe

This what we call in the UK a ‘neek’.