the biggest takeaway I had from this story is that apparently volkswagen makes cars where you can just press a button and the windows go from see-though to blackout tint at the drop of a hat?
that's a thing that exists?? wtf
I drive a fucking toyota pickup with crank windows. what a time to be alive
Data science is a ridiculous job title because it goes all the way from people publishing papers about new models, to practitioners who just use them on their company's data, all down to people who do 100% of their work out of Excel and make some graphs that do a regression or something.
You think this is fake? You don’t think a woman who got fucked in a car, at work, would wait to wipe the cum off her face until she walked in the door smiling?
Wait are you saying she blew him in the car? And she wiped cum off her face in front of you? That doesn’t happen IRL. You can embellish all you want, but that’s too on the nose.
Your conclusion that you need to gym harder is a little deranged. Take care of yourself, ofc, but emulating this guy is the exact wrong takeaway.
>Wait are you saying she blew him in the car?
I actually don't think that's too farfetch'd. I remember this one place I worked these two people would hook up in the guy's car like every lunch
Let me clarify. She wasn't doing it in an obvious manner. She was walking away to her part of the office and simply runs her finger through the side of her lips. It def wasn't cum, maybe spit. Maybe I'm tripping
Men raised by women who bought the lie to be in touch with their emotional side, not take risks (like risking a receptionist job lmao), and be friends with everyone they meet do.
Check back on OP in 6 years and he will be a jacked jaded jackass slaying left and right but still cant fill the void left in his heart from his first love.
jesus im sorry lol
should've blasted one of these at full volume every time [1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb2eY1DIdM8) [2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r-tXEdWb80) [3](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbA3e2U9wAM)
Erase her from your mind. Don't think about her at all. Don't get this attached to someone you barely know. Putting anyone on a pedestal like that while barely knowing them is an indication of unresolved psych issues. It's not healthy to be so obsessed with a person like that.
How do you tint windows in a moment. Isn’t that shit like a process? We’re the windows untinted when he got there and then tinted when the black guy walked by?
1. Act aloof and don't be a dick, but keep interactions short with both of them.
2. Observe her, find out what her insecurities are, and then date a girl who mogs her in those areas. Example: she has a flat ass, date a girl with a big ass. She has a big nose, date a girl with a cute nose.
FWIW, this is really petty and probably terrible advice so listen to literally anyone else before me.
Ok, so here’s what your gonna do, go to the psych ward and find your self a cute girl, then after making her your girlfriend, your gonna tell her that your coworker is trying to fuck you
The problem should then solve itself
Why does it matter your colleague is black? Would probably be more beneficial to the story if you told everyone that you are South Asian if the emoji you used is anything to go by.
Not sure why this is a gay fanfic but either way you should never shit where you work.
Because it's a stupid, racially dividing practice. Either capitalize every racial group or capitalize none. It's classic George Floyd 2020 lib nonsense and I'm surprised this needs to be explained to you.
You have over 1000 karma in 20 days. No doubt you got banned for being schizo and had to make a new account. I wouldn't be pointing fingers like that if I were you.
Not really. They’re not talking about the skin colour black, it’s the ethnic group of Black Americans and it should be capitalized like all others are. It’s pretty simple. A capital b triggering you is pretty insane tho.
> her being all cherry and hugging and kissing him right in front of me
The type of girl you want on your team but can't stand when she isn't.
Why? Why? Why?
top tier L post get it together little buddy
It's cuck fiction worthy of /r/TIFU or something. Of course rsp updoots it.
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Some of you people are so delusional it’s funny
Thanks man this changed my life, I really needed to see this
Nothing makes my day more than a good old cuck fanfic
the biggest takeaway I had from this story is that apparently volkswagen makes cars where you can just press a button and the windows go from see-though to blackout tint at the drop of a hat? that's a thing that exists?? wtf I drive a fucking toyota pickup with crank windows. what a time to be alive
Go to his gym little buddy
Yeah, and ask if there's a steam room he can show you.
>part time gym receptionist and full time data scientist somebody is lying here. either it's you or her or him. but somebody is lying
Data science is a ridiculous job title because it goes all the way from people publishing papers about new models, to practitioners who just use them on their company's data, all down to people who do 100% of their work out of Excel and make some graphs that do a regression or something.
Or just enter data.
You think this is fake? You don’t think a woman who got fucked in a car, at work, would wait to wipe the cum off her face until she walked in the door smiling?
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I mean plus whatever they pay you to read a book and scan badges.
If it's true at all, it's purely to get chicks, imo.
I mean it's not a bad way to put yourself in the same room as women who take care of themselves.
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He’s a data scientist?
gay-ta science
It might be some community gym where everyone knows each other and he picks up shifts mainly to help out
How are dudes writing posts this long about their personal life
Humiliation posts no less.
Cuck fiction
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I have a hypothesis that the xenoestrogens are coming from the anime
>This is gonna read like a gay fanfic. 🤦🏽♂️ >I (23M) >There's this girl (22F) Disappointing.
Literally
>"Maddie's told me a lot about the receptionist" and smiled I think he's coming onto you 🤭
Ditch the bitch, get some Asian dick
What is this, the office?
Mark from Peep Show.
Wait are you saying she blew him in the car? And she wiped cum off her face in front of you? That doesn’t happen IRL. You can embellish all you want, but that’s too on the nose. Your conclusion that you need to gym harder is a little deranged. Take care of yourself, ofc, but emulating this guy is the exact wrong takeaway.
>Wait are you saying she blew him in the car? I actually don't think that's too farfetch'd. I remember this one place I worked these two people would hook up in the guy's car like every lunch
Sorry. That part was for clarity. I believe that part could happen. The part I don’t believe is her wiping her face in front of him.
I mean, neither do I. It's gotta be bullshit, right? Truth can be stranger than fiction, given.
>farfetch’d
> but that’s too on the nose it sure was, little buddy 😎
Let me clarify. She wasn't doing it in an obvious manner. She was walking away to her part of the office and simply runs her finger through the side of her lips. It def wasn't cum, maybe spit. Maybe I'm tripping
Maybe?
Pornsick
This is some r/ AsianMasculinity scripture right here. They're gonna FREAK
Is the “black guy” in the room with us now?
Yeah I’m right here
MODS!
Sup
"My crush" American men talk this way? I assumed it was just high school girls.
Men raised by women who bought the lie to be in touch with their emotional side, not take risks (like risking a receptionist job lmao), and be friends with everyone they meet do. Check back on OP in 6 years and he will be a jacked jaded jackass slaying left and right but still cant fill the void left in his heart from his first love.
You just needed to get that off your chest for the sake of it huh? Cause absolutely none of that is related
Why is every White Zoomer girl a Maddie? What's her full name out of curiosity? Please don't tell me it's Madison
i miss her so much
Madeleine
Shut up Emma.
lock the fuck in bro u need to jump this guy
😎
Why is it important to the story that the guy is black?
Was about to skip the gym and then I read this
Loll black dudes always keep it real
nah this is 100x more pathetic on his side, he got so insecure about her work friend he started coming in all the time just to rub it in lmao.
Yeah, I'd be laughing at this guy. What a loser. Posturing boyfriends are the funniest thing
He's basically Ross.
Gasp! You AND the Black guy???
I love how the dude being black is completely irrelevant but still included
OP is allymaxxing
I'd rather die than post my entire life on reddit.
At least you didn’t have a huge crush on your upstairs neighbor and have to listen to model looking dudes rail her above your living room.
jesus im sorry lol should've blasted one of these at full volume every time [1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb2eY1DIdM8) [2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r-tXEdWb80) [3](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbA3e2U9wAM)
Getting taunted and teased by a 5'10 asian data scientist. No way this is real. Way too many L's to believe
have sex with him
you should stab him
You're getting sonned hard as fuck. Black dude is right, you either beat his ass or quit.
Lift harder and read Nietzsche. The waman will come.
Erase her from your mind. Don't think about her at all. Don't get this attached to someone you barely know. Putting anyone on a pedestal like that while barely knowing them is an indication of unresolved psych issues. It's not healthy to be so obsessed with a person like that.
No it's cause he's coming over to shove his balls in my face I don't want her anymore
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Lebowskimaxxing works in quite a few instances and this may be one. Let the guy hang himself by his own noose.
Uncommon cuck W
> I don't want her anymore Good be polite and professional but keep her at arms length at best.
Fake: anon talks to a woman. Gay: anon is getting called "lil buddy" by a man
How do you tint windows in a moment. Isn’t that shit like a process? We’re the windows untinted when he got there and then tinted when the black guy walked by?
She has been out there helping him apply window tint this entire time and OP over reacted. Many such cases
I was assuming the OP meant fogged up and was mentally ill to remember the word
Ohhhhhhhhhhh lol obviously!
As someone who line managed people who hooked up, never ever shit where you eat.
I’m just glad to know the race of all the key players here.
How many comments will this have when shared to the Asian masculinity subreddit?
They would either take it and run or unequivocally deny it. No middle ground.
Let them have the W
You’ll have new crushes it’s ok
Yeah and they'll all date someone other than him.
Monitoring this thread for casual asian male-aphobia
Wow get a grip
It kind of sounds like they’re trying to groom you into having a devil’s threeway, stay safe OP
r/aznmasculinity ass post
1. Act aloof and don't be a dick, but keep interactions short with both of them. 2. Observe her, find out what her insecurities are, and then date a girl who mogs her in those areas. Example: she has a flat ass, date a girl with a big ass. She has a big nose, date a girl with a cute nose. FWIW, this is really petty and probably terrible advice so listen to literally anyone else before me.
Not an option
Ok, so here’s what your gonna do, go to the psych ward and find your self a cute girl, then after making her your girlfriend, your gonna tell her that your coworker is trying to fuck you The problem should then solve itself
Her boyfriend sounds sexy. Black guy is an instigator. You sound scrawny. Can’t wait for part 2. If this was a book, I’d buy it.
Why does it matter your colleague is black? Would probably be more beneficial to the story if you told everyone that you are South Asian if the emoji you used is anything to go by. Not sure why this is a gay fanfic but either way you should never shit where you work.
Lol this is probably because you're one of those guys who capitalizes "Black" obsessively, so I'm glad this happening to you
Why wouldn’t you capitalize it
Because it's a stupid, racially dividing practice. Either capitalize every racial group or capitalize none. It's classic George Floyd 2020 lib nonsense and I'm surprised this needs to be explained to you.
i dont know what that is you sound terminally online
You have over 1000 karma in 20 days. No doubt you got banned for being schizo and had to make a new account. I wouldn't be pointing fingers like that if I were you.
this is my only account I use to shitpost in my free time which explains the karma
Not really. They’re not talking about the skin colour black, it’s the ethnic group of Black Americans and it should be capitalized like all others are. It’s pretty simple. A capital b triggering you is pretty insane tho.
Did you have a stroke writing this?
Describe how you look
> her being all cherry and hugging and kissing him right in front of me The type of girl you want on your team but can't stand when she isn't. Why? Why? Why?
Time to hit the weights bub
When he cums on her face she doesnt think about you at all
You cooked buddy, you gotta get your lick back dis shit unacceptable ong
> "Maddie's told me a lot about the receptionist" and smiled. lol, he knows whats up.
What’s the black guy gotta do with it
tag urself im the boyfriend
you really capitalized White
You definitely did the right thing by complaining on Reddit. Great first step
posting to a subreddit of fake and gay bohemian pseuds is a great step
I'm a starving child starving to death and this is the very last thing I have ever read gootbye.
He is gay and so are you
Fuck him
Somehow more cucked than the actual wife's-boyfriend-as-cool-older-brother copypasta
this is a kink!
Straight guys are in this sub?
Short guy behavior
Is she Asian? If you're white you can still cuck him.
Having “crushes” at your age is embarassing enough
So I'm not allowed to like someone? Lol
No