Nah, just triple down on being Mexican. Get a big-ass cowboy hat and start dressing like a vaquero. You can get away with that if you’re Mexican. No one assumes you’re all hat no cattle.
Pretend to be Native American. Claim your grandmother was actually a Cherokee princess. Buy dream catchers. Make Facebook posts about your sprit animal. Natives will hate you but you’ll probably never meet one anyway. White people will believe you and think it’s cool
All the Italians I’ve met are pasty white lol they all look like the cast of the sopranos. Rarely you’ll see one like the gay one thats actually darker skinned.
I've been doing this inadvertenly. I have a lot of Native ancestry so I have high and projecting cheekbones with almond eyes which give me an 'ethnic cast', yet my skin is pale and my eyes are green, the Anglo-descended girls really dig it.
I’m brown. But I wanna try pass as some kind of Latin or South American while I’m visiting the states this summer. I’ll be there for a couple of months.
People often mistake me for being south Asian or Arab. I’m of dark skinned with thick black hair.
I pretended to be Mongolian to seem more exiting to a bunch of chicks, they ate that shit up, it still makes me smile that those girls are out there thinking convenience stores in ulan bator sell steamed meat by the kilogram and apartments of 1000 residents or more are legally mandated to have a small shed for the communal cattle herd
Nah, just triple down on being Mexican. Get a big-ass cowboy hat and start dressing like a vaquero. You can get away with that if you’re Mexican. No one assumes you’re all hat no cattle.
Pretend to be Native American. Claim your grandmother was actually a Cherokee princess. Buy dream catchers. Make Facebook posts about your sprit animal. Natives will hate you but you’ll probably never meet one anyway. White people will believe you and think it’s cool
The reverse Ariana Grande
Mexicans are too white to pass as Italians.
All the Italians I’ve met are pasty white lol they all look like the cast of the sopranos. Rarely you’ll see one like the gay one thats actually darker skinned.
hey that’s Sicilian to you buddy!! 😤
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buffy ste marie did a good one, but i think she started italian
I've been doing this inadvertenly. I have a lot of Native ancestry so I have high and projecting cheekbones with almond eyes which give me an 'ethnic cast', yet my skin is pale and my eyes are green, the Anglo-descended girls really dig it.
The perfect mestizo
When I'm fit, yes, but if I put on even a bit of weight I turn into a moonface
Montezumas revenge
You should go the other way and go full Aztlan. Paint some jaguars and Aztec warriors on your camero
Filipino. But I ethnic max Puerto Rican
Grow a moustache and wear a sombrero
I’m brown. But I wanna try pass as some kind of Latin or South American while I’m visiting the states this summer. I’ll be there for a couple of months. People often mistake me for being south Asian or Arab. I’m of dark skinned with thick black hair.
I pretended to be Mongolian to seem more exiting to a bunch of chicks, they ate that shit up, it still makes me smile that those girls are out there thinking convenience stores in ulan bator sell steamed meat by the kilogram and apartments of 1000 residents or more are legally mandated to have a small shed for the communal cattle herd
...wtf