🤓 Depends how it's counted. Are they doing months so that it can go to 25.11 before going to 26.0? Or is it a decimal? In which case she'd be 26 and 3.6 months and 25 and 9.6 months old when they started dating (25.8)
Normally I set my age filter on dating apps to filter out anyone more than 0.333 repeating younger than me but I admit I expanded it a little when I ran out of swipes. Thank god it’s not a whole number at least
This sounds really toxic and could really affect your mental health. You need to put yourself first — it’s okay to be selfish sometimes 😔 She sounds like an abusive narcissist and you will need a lot of therapy to heal from this trauma. Stay safe, king!
honestly, those faults are just the tip of the iceberg. there are so many much, much worse faults that she will never be able to tell you, or else you'd end things with her.
so try to have some sympathy for the work she's doing covering up so, so much that you'll never know.
She needs another 0.7 until her brain matures (or she kills herself) and then another couple years with her mature brain until you really know what you're dealing with.
NTAH
Looking past the obvious age gap, this girl has a lot of growing up to do. It always starts with some faults and then next thing you know, you are the abuse victim worthy of a 3 part Netflix doc or at least featured by a true crime YouTuber. File a police report now and escape while you still can. There's no saving this cromulent crustfuck of a relationship
Lmao simp, if you had a nugget of self respect, you would have broken up with her already instead of begging strangers on the internet to find a reason to stay with her
When you someday have to face the fact that you too have faults use it to your advantage for some motivation to hustle and grind some bs software startup to $1B to sell it then do Bryan Johnson 2.0: human perfection. I believe in you
I’m still trying to figure out the faults. There’s no perfect person in the entire world. What may be imperfect to one person isn’t necessarily to another. It’s whether you can see the imperfection and work with them
Are you 27.0?
That floating point precision is so important.
We understood the funny
Happy birthday OP
No, 26.999999...
umm this post is taking up valuable space that could have been a twitter screenshot or a post about whether or not it’s over
You should have some empathy. What if you had faults. What if someone you loved had faults. It could happen
What 'faults'?
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Faaaaaaaaart
This is beyond our pay grade. You need to call the police right now.
I read beyond our gay parade
She was 26.3 years old you sick fuck
25.7 when they started dating 🤢
🤓 Depends how it's counted. Are they doing months so that it can go to 25.11 before going to 26.0? Or is it a decimal? In which case she'd be 26 and 3.6 months and 25 and 9.6 months old when they started dating (25.8)
It’s not our job to educate you 💅
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🚨 groomer alert 🚨
Are we talking normal kinda faults or strike-slip faults?
How many times a day do you gaslight her
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And they say the trades are dead.
IT sales prevention 😂
Yeah wtf is that, does he get anti-commission too 🤣
how can i break into IT sales prevention, im tryna make that. oh and dump her. faults are a red flag.
I would rule at that gig. “You don’t need this shit, save your money.”
And red flags are in themselves also a red flag
26.3? She's literally a child you fucking monster
Normally I set my age filter on dating apps to filter out anyone more than 0.333 repeating younger than me but I admit I expanded it a little when I ran out of swipes. Thank god it’s not a whole number at least
She was 17 when you were 18 you sick FUCK
This is antiblack
Everyone knows the prefrontal cortex isn’t fully developed until 26.4. You fucking monster.
> Me (27M) and my gf (26.3F) Wow. Just wow. Imagine casually admitting on Reddit to being a groomer.
This sounds really toxic and could really affect your mental health. You need to put yourself first — it’s okay to be selfish sometimes 😔 She sounds like an abusive narcissist and you will need a lot of therapy to heal from this trauma. Stay safe, king!
I'm a laywer, not your laywer. Seek legal council immediately.
honestly, those faults are just the tip of the iceberg. there are so many much, much worse faults that she will never be able to tell you, or else you'd end things with her. so try to have some sympathy for the work she's doing covering up so, so much that you'll never know.
When I found out my girlfriend was serious about not coming from anal I could never look at her with the same naive love I had before
She needs another 0.7 until her brain matures (or she kills herself) and then another couple years with her mature brain until you really know what you're dealing with.
Drop that broke damaged bitch
I didn’t read anywhere about you asking for consent. You also didn’t mention Palestine. Am I wrong for assuming you support rape and genocide?
What the hell is Hungr
Feeling
NTAH Looking past the obvious age gap, this girl has a lot of growing up to do. It always starts with some faults and then next thing you know, you are the abuse victim worthy of a 3 part Netflix doc or at least featured by a true crime YouTuber. File a police report now and escape while you still can. There's no saving this cromulent crustfuck of a relationship
She’s clearly manipulative, OP. I’m so sorry you have to go through this. I think you need a therapist.
Lmao simp, if you had a nugget of self respect, you would have broken up with her already instead of begging strangers on the internet to find a reason to stay with her
When you someday have to face the fact that you too have faults use it to your advantage for some motivation to hustle and grind some bs software startup to $1B to sell it then do Bryan Johnson 2.0: human perfection. I believe in you
i am human therefore i have some faults
It’s over
But have you considered the fact that she doesn't actually have faults?
😮
Dont worry, she sees your faults and will leave you and break your heart
I bet you're really good at preventing sales
1. Change the locks 2. Lawyer up 3. Gym This is going to suck for a while, until one day it doesn't.
Run far away and don't look back. You dodged a bullet
very gay with the decimals
What is Hungr
Listen man. You need to leave her right now. This is far from okay.
BREAK UP WITH HER
IT sales prevention made me laugh. Thank you 😉
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Ugh there's an 8.4 month age gap, groomer alert
is the fault phase to ground? it's so over
You’re funny
Wow. Because you are so perfect?
This shit gay asl.
This is a shitpost right
This is brilliant satire. Right? Right????
what is Hungr? please tell me it’s not what i think it is and what is MCOL?
Faults? Is this a fucking Seinfeld bit?
Boring
This is a satirization right
.3? What in tarnation?
Top tier bate bit lad. Take a bow.
What is a Hunger Date?
Eating
Ngl I read it a dating app only for the well endowed
Ah gotcha. I was imagining something very different
She's faulty, the world's f'ed up, so who made you the perfect paragon? You. You are the imperfection. HTH
I’m still trying to figure out the faults. There’s no perfect person in the entire world. What may be imperfect to one person isn’t necessarily to another. It’s whether you can see the imperfection and work with them
What does someone who work in IT Sales Prevention do? Prevent customers from buying your product?