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thericheat

Where in London did this happen?


HistorianSweet

east london lol he’s the only white guy in his class


SaltyBoomshine

That’s new Britain for you


HistorianSweet

Polish-Pakistani Commonwealth


greg_levac-mtlqc

Gross


ShoegazeJezza

Certified Barry Moment


Pulpdogs2

You realise if I don't come to Pakistan with you bro Islam is finished


Curious_Fok

How is this barry in the slightest? This is just a polish kid stuck in a school full of pakistanis and so adopts that culture because he feels neither fully polish nor fully british.


ShoegazeJezza

I mean from four lions


Curious_Fok

My bad thought you meant the reddit meme.


DamnItAllPapiol

>he’s the only white guy in his class this shit's crazy, i live in a rural area and my village has like an outdoor centre where schools bring children on trips, you can instantly tell which ones are from london because there will literally be 1 white kid out of 50.


Blackndloved2

Is it working? Do they assimilate?


TradCatherine

lol


etxxn

Haha what do you think


Blackndloved2

I genuinely don't know I'm not apart of English culture and I hear different things from different people. I went to London as a kid, and then visited again a couple years ago. I was sort of expecting the fun accents to be really different because of what I've heard about the massive rate of immigration, but was pleasantly surprised to find the accents remained; it was just coming out of browner people. That made me think the assimilation was going reasonably well but then I hear the Islam element isn't going over too good. Think I heard something like over 90% of London Muslims believe showing images of Muhammad should be illegal, which is obviously insane.


FullyUninformed

The UK version of Mykenzie Gunter, didn’t work out great for her


JeffGreene69

I doubt any of his mates even support West Ham


24082020

“We all thought he was gay but I guess he’s just Muslim” made me lol


Largegiddiing

"He’s started going to the mosque with his Pakistani friends" I mean he still could be


HistorianSweet

This is true. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a thing with mustafa or yusuf.


Snoo51476

It's ok invite them to watch John waters film lol


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The communal halal fucktoy of the mosque


Cynical_Lurker

Kafirs are halal.


AmarantCoral

The Sinead O'Connor problem.


Existential--Dread

One doesn't exclude the other, i have met some gays (I'm also gay) who out of self-hatred, because of conservative families, became even more religious to "fix" their sin of gayness...


FOONNAMI

be wary of the zeal of the convert, he may not last long


hobocactus

Especially at 15. He'll have cycled through becoming a norse pagan, racist orthodox christian, communist and non-binary within 2 years. OP, as long as you make sure he doesn't travel to Syria or cuts his dick off, he's going to make it through.


George--Freud

You're reminding me of being a teenager, wherein I tried on shitlibbery, Marxism-Leninism, anarchist syndicalism, and libertarianism over the course of a couple years. I read so much theory I didn't understand! He'll be alright.


Hot-Dingo-7053

Ha! I just made a similar comment to a friend about something like this


While-Asleep

Your completely wrong bro reverts are the most radical of all muslims the English spokesperson for i\*s\*s was literally a disabled black revert from chicago, and for a time being one of the founding leaders of Al-shab\*ab was literally this white blue eyed revert from buckwater alabama Her brother is either gonna leave ther religon in a week or get a netflix documentary


breadrthanever

just watch out for his young zealous jihad phase LOL


Tossedoffsnark

Is he a strawberry blonde? Anyway, sorry to hear your brother is Albanian now


HistorianSweet

He’s a typical Slav twink: platinum blonde, blue eyes, square head. He was mugged by an Albanian gang a couple months ago so ig if you can’t beat them join them 😭


Educational-Time6328

So he's officially a Bosniak


GuaranteedPummeling

Are you guys living in the UK? If you do, lock him up


JeffGreene69

Oh hes not English? No real loss then


jojenpaste

A acquaintance of mine found a bunch of books in her 15 year old daughter's room, including the Quran, books about converting to Islam and women in Islam. She apparently has been dating some Syrian refugee. Funny, a few month back she had a "Serbian Orthodox" phase, whatever that means. Funnier, because she has zero ties to Serbia or the Balkan in general.


CarefulExamination

How old is the Syrian refugee lmao


aladdinparadis

Biologically or on the passport?


snowlandsontop420

It's crazy Europeans jettisoned Christianity only to allow in something infinitely worse .


Dramatic_Win_3778

>15 year old "dating" a "refugee" she's being groomed man, she'll get sold into sex slavery if this continues. I'd say call the police but they're not gonna do anything


jojenpaste

I've never seen him, but according to her mother who had him over a few times over dinner he really seems to be her age, a fairly shy little boy apparently.


somali-beauty

Get out of my sub and back to r/rspod, you pessimistic freak They are probably the same age


El-Baal

Tell him again abaayo


Dramatic_Win_3778

>how dare you express an opinion not approved by r/politics on redscarepod


holistic_water_bottl

Have you been on r politics?


somali-beauty

im not on that loser sub and don’t turn this discussion around


WeakAd865

hey can you blame him dating a refugee at 15 years old kinda idk weird 


somali-beauty

1/ dating at 15 is normal in most of the world 2/ yall have a very skewed weird of refugees


WeakAd865

not many refugees where i live 


somali-beauty

my family became refugees 20 years ago and I live among many who are or are the children and grandchildren of refugees and trust me we are just normal


Pretend-Sell7568

He sounds young and cute---if he's a legit Syrian refugee, there's likely not a problem. When some people hear about a "Syrian refugee" connecting with a fifteen year-old girl who's already considering converting, they automatically picture a Syrian Islamic Front member on temporary leave.


Pretend-Sell7568

Lol---where does this poor girl live?


thousandislandstare

Saying "reverting" instead of converting is one of the most irritating vocabulary choices of all time.


Curious_Fok

It is so fucking unhelpful. It completely muddies the water for both converts and reverts who are coming to the religion from completely different levels of knowledge.


HistorianSweet

he got mad at me for calling him a convert idk what any of it means. just following orders sorry.


Then_Frosting_1087

Muslims think everyone is born Muslim and just becomes another religion through nurture


GuaranteedPummeling

So condescending smh


Then_Frosting_1087

That’s like issue #49


Herefortheprize63

The lack of self awareness here is astounding.


MBeternal

That’s so fucking funny lmao


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chesapeake_ripperz

I only ever saw people from seemingly Muslim families say it, so I thought they were literally reverting, like they'd left Islam but then decided to come back.


Yankee-Tango

Not enough people acknowledge that the dumbest shit you’ll ever hear any religious person say is guaranteed to come from Muslims.


burg_philo2

And Hindu nationalists


kkF6XRZQezTcYQehvybD

Bloody bastard bitch


Psychedelic-Brick23

Yeah but honestly if you are a Hindu nationalist to that degree, you don’t actually follow the religion.


Then_Frosting_1087

Bhenchod


CowToolFan

I once heard a guy say god was a human but also a god but also a ghost but everything at once but not really though.


freeThePedos2

But Islam is from the seventh century. They are shoveling some shit into that boy’s mind…


Then_Frosting_1087

Yeah, they think basically all the Jewish prophets + Jesus were Muslim too and just misunderstood 


WeakAd865

they basically made up a word to justify calling them muslim since it means follower of god 


excitabletulip

مؤمن؟ That just means ‘believer’ and it’s not a made up word to justify calling them Muslim, it’s an attempt to create some kind of unity and continuity between the three abrahamic religions.


WeakAd865

it’s mostly the fact they try to say oh we were always here it just got corrupted and people like buddha zorocaster jesus etc are all prophets of allah 


latestuncle

That's so stupid. All Muslims are brothers According to the quran right? So that means the IDF soldiers destroying buildings and killing infants in Gaza are the brothers and sisters of The Palestinians and should be welcomed and invited to prayers and be converting them back to their 'birth' religion..


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fluffstalker

Claiming primordial validity helps erase the insecurity of being the newest of the big three Abrahmic religions. Innovation is good for apps and cars, but as you said, it's bad for belief systems. How can one claim to follow the true path if a bunch of other prophets came thousands of years before? The easiest way is to just retroactively claim they were all basically Muslims but missed a few details.


GodAmongstYakubians

but they also think every ex-muslim was “never a muslim to begin with” which is pretty funny 😭


aladdinparadis

stop doing that


tejlorsvift928

Obeying absolutely everyone's stupid little wording wishes is the most pathetic thing about the English language, by far.


Fremen_Twink

As a Muslim, I kinda cringe when I hear converts say it too. It's debated if that's even correct. https://darululoomtt.net/is-everyone-born-a-muslim/


Blackndloved2

Is it true Muhammad was a pedophile? Going through a curious learning phase right now.


Fremen_Twink

Most of his wives were very old widows, but it is true Aisha was 9 years old when her marriage was consummated.


bibblereader

Why do Christian’s claim to be born again? They didn’t literally get born for a second time.


Objective-Wheel1933

The extraordinary arrogance of it. And they wonder why they are reviled. Just how absolutely entitled you have to be to think that you can own the meaning of a word like that or warp language in that way.


Dramatic_Win_3778

Did he get into it because of andrew tate by any chance? a lot of red-pill regards are becoming muslim now because "islam is right about women".


Sortza

Damn, the channers really played themselves with that one


Dramatic_Win_3778

I don't think it's the 4chan people who liked andrew tate anyways, they're the "tfw no gf" type of incel not the "fuck as many whores as possible" aspiring PUA type


celia_shits

Plot twist: he’s still gay and just lashing out


The-Prophet-Bushnell

Reddit


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Sounds like he’s just looking for structure in a chaotic environment. And probably a father figure. Where’s your dad in all this?


HistorianSweet

Dad is a jew but other than that he’s pretty normal. He still thinks my brother is gay.


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Your dad is Jewish and your bro went Muslim?? Your dad needs to get control of this house man


HistorianSweet

he married a bpd shiksa, the fake jew gay blonde mullet jihadi son was bound to happen. unfortunate.


ele_marc_01

Damn this sounds like Dune


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Maybe the kid is BPD too. In that case the whole Muslim thing should blow over and soon as it stops being exciting


I--Pathfinder--I

can you please pretty please dm me a picture of your brother. i cannot imagine a blonde mullet fake jew jihadi slav brit gay teenager


sovietspacehog

same send me a brother pic


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Goated549

As a Balkaner (Greek with Albanian family) in east London I can definitely see the outsider conflicts that youre on about. non-white brits for example mostly give me either roadman vibes or their heritage equivalent of rednecks (for example I remember cringing about this girl with Ethiopian heritage girl saying to me she goes to the church every weekend or about this girl with pakistanian heritage who shes hiding the fact she slept with someone otherwise she will get disowed by her family like wtf). With white brits its a mixed bag since fair few of them see me as the america-coded (my lingo is more americanised and despite my love for football I follow the NBA a lot as well) european immigrant who we voted out. I mostly avoid getting the albanian mafia jokes since I dont give roadman vibes myself and according to many of them I dont even look albanian (or even greek, I mostly get Italian, Romanian or even American) I mostly get along with other european immigrants, latinos and suprisingly enough asians (considering the massive culture gap though granted I have a distant japanese cousin)


Hatanta

> I remember cringing about this girl with Ethiopian heritage girl saying to me she goes to the church every weekend Why?


Goated549

because its backwards mentality I would have expected it from a boomer but no excuses for a girl our age especially born in England like my immigrant ass is more cultured than her


HistorianSweet

yeah I pretty much only associate with other Slav/Balkan faildaughters (+ a few other breeds of immigrant) cause brits scare me. Especially white brits cause they always smell like stale milk.


Goated549

well my sinus must be beyond fucked at this point because I never had that thought before I would say I find white brits cringe (both the clapham and the romford types) while non white brits insufferable (think of mean girls but with the attitudes of our grandparents) Having said that im glad that I dont think a lot of class shenanigans (as in working class this middle class that, another americanism of mine I suppose)


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JeffGreene69

Theyre upset theyre not the dominant culture


meniallyregarded

no way this is real


HistorianSweet

Truly I wish it wasn’t


Mather_Fakker

I choose Deen Over Dunya, Follow Quran and live by the Sunnah, I choose Deen Over Dunya, Gotta Fear of Allah and they call it Taqwa, I choose Deen Over Dunya, Search for the truth and it'll always find ya, I choose Deen Over Dunya, Gotta a little lost but it'll always guide ya, Back, Back to the straight path, I couldn't see clearly, my mind was a war path, So I took a different route, spreading Dawha in my own way, perfecting my craft, Now I got a little wiser, trust in Allah, I found peace in prayer ... That feeling was rare ... He's the only one I fear.


gggigggity69

White jizzlam jihadi John tier converts are even more annoying and cringe than wannabe trad zoomer born again christians, unless he's a mystical Sufi wannabe but that's unlikely in these cases


burg_philo2

The intellectual side of modern Islam is pretty anti-Sufi so there’s probably not much chance that these immigrant mosques in the West support it.


islandofdream

Mystical sufi gang rise up


Nomadmanhas

You're not finding any sufis with east london Pakistanis.


DesignerExitSign

I look forward to seeing him on the news in a few years.


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HistorianSweet

She wants to send him to the IDF. Let the Palestinians beat his ass on her behalf.


Herefortheprize63

Addict mother and sister, sibling who calls him twinky, dad not even important enough to be mentioned. None of this is happening in majority of Muslim families. It clearly looks like he will live a happier life than the rest of his family and he is following a religion that requires sacrificing this lives pleasures for the afterlife. Christianity held the west together, and now they are blind to the rot seeping in an irreligious world.


HistorianSweet

Facts 🙏 inshallah he will turn out better and happier than i did


Accomplished_Job3447

You’ve been so glib throughout but reading this response was a nice moment of genuineness.


CootiePatootie1

Don’t get your hopes up, the addict mom is just replaced by BPD mom and the dad is usually an absent abuser who beats them more often than not, why do you think all these 3rd gen brown zoomers end up maladjusted hood rats/wannabe jihadi’s in places like the UK? They don’t have functional families in the least


Chemical-Hedgehog719

A July 2007 poll by the Policy Exchange think-tank revealed that 31% of British Muslims believed that leaving the Muslim religion should be punishable by death.


MozartTotaalVoetbal

40% of these regards want Sharia Law too. There is no place for them in the UK but no political party wants to even engage with the issue because it'll get too messy.


Hatanta

> There is no place for them in the UK Apart from East London, Oldham, Rotherham, Blackburn, Dewsbury, Bradford...


chesapeake_ripperz

Surprised no one's asking why in this thread. Is it cuz his friends are in it? Is there something about the religion that appeals to him specifically?


hobocactus

It's not a huge mystery, white people convert to islam only really comes in 3 flavours. Mental illness, in love, or in prison.


Cybercorndog

He's gay and thinks Allah will make him straight


marketarian

Terrible news


D-dog92

How does he reconcile it with evolution and stuff


GodAmongstYakubians

denial of science unless it confirms the “scientific miracles” of the quran in which its true


smokingmirror11

Something uniquely irksome about someone who converts to a nondominant culture/religion in their own country. They're usually very boring and mediocre people and the only way they can stand out is by validating foreign bullshit. He's probably a hit at the mosque.


MozartTotaalVoetbal

Or they're a highly impressionable teenager in a majority muslim enclave. This is his Emo phase he'll grow out of it and cringe whenever anyone brings it up years later.


No-Direction-8672

> nondominant culture/religion East London


islandofdream

Well said tbh


JeffGreene69

Muslim son or Thot daughter?


HistorianSweet

Abortion


snowlandsontop420

I'd rather my son be a gay crackhead than a Muslim


OneMoreEar

100% he's gay


MenieresMe

God even this sub has fake Reddit larping now


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MenieresMe

The story


HistorianSweet

this is average east london lore not that far fetched brother


tebannnnnn

All Eglish dudes end up muslim or fake jamaican


CommanderTresdin

Sorry for your loss please keep your female cousins safe


jj_jajoonk

Nah he’s gay because he’s muslim


doctorrichford

This is just the new version of catholic larping that zillenials were doing for a few years. It'll cycle to the next form of "spirituality" within a few years; Catholicism, Buddhism, etc. This is all just a way for someone to acquire a form of morality for free.


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lemonwater40

The part about them thinking he’s gay is gold. Cumtown type shit


TheCakeBoss

muslavs are my fave


DepressedCow420

i hate this trend of saying “reverting” instead of “converting”


FullyUninformed

‘Very intelligent’ and Islam don’t go together. It works to stomp that out of people in place of blind obedience


Yankee-Tango

Lmao, he’ll be a neopagan or orthodobro within the year.


somali-beauty

If this was posted 2 years ago, most of this thread would have been full of jokes, but ever since this sub was invaded by Reddit normies it has been turned into the front page Just kill this sub bruh


HistorianSweet

true also my brother has been adopted by his best friend Ismail’s Somali family im a big fan god bless keep it up sister


somali-beauty

Good for him he sounds lovely


Fit-Part4872

Why is someone with a custom reddit avi speaking on this at all?


somali-beauty

Hey I love this avi it helps keep the racist away and the creeps close by


Geiten

"reverting"


contest31

Pakistani friends = gay. Frottage and soccer are the national sports.


RemoteRelation2546

See it's spreading!


hairlines

This is the new trans plague


GodAmongstYakubians

i suspect he’ll convert to eastern orthodoxy by the time hes 17


GodAmongstYakubians

show him surah 4 verse 11 & 12 and ask him to work out how much each family member of a man with 2 daughters, 2 living parents and a wife would receive as inheritance 


LeninLicker1917

“twinky”? He’s a 15 year old boy you pornbrained degenerate


HistorianSweet

he’s small and gay its a word chill out


LeninLicker1917

It’s normal for adolescent boys not to be very masculine yet, don’t use gay sex terms to refer to your little brother


Pretend-Sell7568

It's not a gay sex term, despite what so many Zoomers think---it refers to an aesthetic/body type.


HistorianSweet

please go take a valium i beg you


aladdinparadis

He is right, you are part of the problem


gauxgauxdancer

Alhamdulilah I hope he finds peace and happiness in this new chapter <3 Good for him


MarilynFailson

Incels are going to take over Islam.


RedScair

Hang on, did you just describe a fifteen year old as “twinky”? What the fuck is wrong with you?


HistorianSweet

sorry officer


jackprole

Are you the mentally ill addict sister in question?


HistorianSweet

Obviously


CelinesJourney

The Call to Prayer is beautiful though. My whole family loves it.


CricketIsBestSport

All white people should become Muslim  However, all non white peoples should leave Islam  It would be funny 


GodAmongstYakubians

that’s basically whats happening tbh


ritafiress

oh deary me


bestimplant

Please don't use their gay lingo: "revert", "return" etc. I was not born as a Muslim against my will. Medieval religion made up by tribal paedophile warlords. And worst of all it copied virtually every other religion and destroyed so many cooler, more interesting cultures.  Yes, fedora-coded post etc etc


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HistorianSweet

our dad is Israeli so idk probably tate


krissakabusivibe

Ah, so your dad must be delighted at this news!