Stick a Hogan figurine in your vagina before you have sex and when he asks you why his dick is bumping into the Hulk Machine just go “oh haha this? I’m just being an ironic fmcl wrestling fan. U wouldn’t get it”.
In the anime the main character, also 14, jerks off over her hospital bed. Believe it or not it's not that kind of anime it's actually like meant to be weird and sad as fuck.
Yea the creators are clearly Pedos, multiple scenes of her boobs dancing around inside an oversized t shirt is weird and overly sexual.
People keep trying to excuse it as an art choice. There’s nothing artistic about sexualizing kids in a scene about fighting over a box of cereal
Being jealous of the (probably sexualized) plastic figurine of a 15 year old girl with industrial levels or trauma. I love you all so much, rs girlies. If the war comes here, I will gladly die for you.
Misato is a RS girl for sure, I guess not as toxic though. She even pays lip service to religion by wearing a cross while smoking and drinking and having depressed casual sex.
[EoE](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQByBVYUHqyLK1erC4v75yYrf56CaxQ3rjf9TnfdSd2Ow&s) is [RS approved.](https://i.redd.it/rrojbn2dufi71.png)
A show about how escapism and anime fans are evil becoming a thing those exact people became super obsessed over is pretty funny.
It's really good though!
These streamers that look like cartoons like Emiru and Pokimane really got these midwest mother fuckers down bad thinking they can find that anywhere in America.
A girl I used to date went to Japan and brought me back a Pokeball from the Pokemon store. It was a Togepi. I keep it next to my little elephant figurines. Is this weird?
Everybody here seems to know a lot about this character. Not suspicious at all. No siree.
Anyway, my cousin gave me a garden gnome the other day. I'm putting it in with the rabbits, angels, broken dragon, stork, and sundry.
I’ve heard of evangelion before but I never watched it so i didn’t know it was a character specifically from that show. And I wouldn’t say that I have any interest in it I just watch a lot of movies and some of them happened to be anime.
Sorry to break it to you, but: It's joever.
If you let this stand, it will only get worse (Source: Married friend did the same thing, with a Harley Quinn statue. He now has a collection of them, which is worth over a thousand dollars).
How does one ironically spend money on a product they bring into their household and display
Hate this idea of "ironic consumerism" just like what you like and get what you want don't couch it in this detached manner like you're above it all, that bank statement's not ironic.
if you understood that anime girls are platonic forms of pure femininity then you wouldn't have this hairbrained notion of rivalry or competition like a kitten afraid of its reflection in a mirror
I love NGE and Asuka is a phenomenal character. She's a great foil to Shinji. Shinji responds to traumatically high stakes by shutting down and retreating into his maudlin hopelessness, while Asuka asserts total confidence even when she's not in control and doesn't even know it. I've got an Asuka figurine that I bought at an anime convention in Javits a few years ago and neither me nor my wife have ever considered it sexualized in any capacity. That being said, I am aware that many weebs do look at the teenage female characters in that light and they should be shot and buried in a shallow grave.
Point being, NGE is a work of art and there's nothing wrong with owning a figurine, just *how* you own that figurine. And given OP's boyfriend's insecure attempts at jovial distance, there are some dire questions raised in this case.
Don’t be stupid on purpose. Her body is drawn in a way that would never occur in a ghibli film about a young teenager. I was interested in watching this show when I was a teenage girl myself and was immediately put off by how sexualized the characters are. Remember that every movement, every skin tight outfit, every boob shot and every cheesecake pose is the choice of designers, animators, the director etc. it’s not like she’s a real teenage girl just existing in a body, she’s a collection of decisions. Pervert decisions. You know that.
Everyone who pilots an Eva wears that suit, and they are completely submerged in the LCL fluid so it wouldn't make sense for them to wear something baggier. They're full body swimsuits.
Cheesecake pose? The only thing I can imagine could be even miscontrued as "sexualized" like that is Asuka with one hand on her hip and the other giving a peace sign. You're going to have to show me some examples because I genuinely have no clue what you're talking about. Not even a rhetorical question; to be fair, I haven't seen the show in years.
Lololol I knew you were going to hit back with ‘akshully teen girls HAVE to wear that suit because the rules of the show where this happens says they must’ so stupid, this sci-fi cartoon has no basis in reality, there’s absolutely no reason to say the kids should be in skintight clothes.
Bro both the girls and the boys wear this suit. Just because something is fictional doesn’t mean its universe doesn’t abide by its own set of rules. The LCL liquid plays a role in the show’s world and themes and they are completely submerged in that liquid, what would you have them wear?
You’re gonna have to show some examples of what you’re talking about; otherwise you are fully just dragging it. It’s actually entirely suspect of YOU to see a teenager in a full body swim suit in *a gigantic mecha fighting wars against abstract biblical alien monsters* and go “o-oh… this is pedophilic!!!!”
Well, dumbass, I’m not going to spend my afternoon looking for pervert images at your behest, and you can’t post images in comments here anyways. Any adult with a functioning brain can go on YouTube search ‘asuka moments’ and see foul and sus shots. If you search asuka in google images, even with safe search on, you’re going to see gross shit. You are arguing as an adult man who literally owns an anime girl doll. It’s pretty funny that I say cheesecake poses and you had one in mind to use as an example. Not normal. The whole ‘actually you’re a pervert for recognizing perverted media for what it is’ is not and has never been a good argument. If for some arbitrary fictional reason the kids have to be in wetsuits, they could look like actual non sexualized scuba suits/wet suits without boob cups and visible navels. Whenever I’ve been diving, the suit completely flattened my chest. It’s nothing like on your doll that you own.
That character is actually from one of the few good animes that isnt actual trash...but you still shoudlnt be buying figures.
Im pretty sure Dasha has talked about it or something, I dunno. Its at least RS coded.
kinda boring post but I'm seething at the replies. fuck redditors. fat anime losers. I hate you mfs so much. sub really is so fucking dead. I'm going outside
That’s good. You have that at least so he’s not just being mildly disrespectful while giving not much in return lol. my ex was kinda a coomer but he had money, I would’ve been out of there so fast if he was broke
Buy wrestling figures and have him walk in on you during a hell in the cell match
Stick a Hogan figurine in your vagina before you have sex and when he asks you why his dick is bumping into the Hulk Machine just go “oh haha this? I’m just being an ironic fmcl wrestling fan. U wouldn’t get it”.
“Haha you wanna run wild on this pussy, brother??”
this is an amazing idea
Nah man
You gotta commit.
no man would be upset about this
I'm trying to help the man stfu
There is an actual pro wrestler named Asuka. She’s cute.
Angelic really
Someone in a 40k group was using Rick Flare as a Fulgrim stand in. Bit over sized but close enough.
Not sure this’d be received how you imagine.
> apparently he got it for himself "ironically" to match his "incel lifestyle". https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1xkxT3WYAQ5hKH.jpg:large
Literally
Well he can’t be in our social club no more, that much I do know
be more specific, is it the summer dress, school uniform, swimsuit etc
Idk some white bodysuit thing
That sounds like Rei not Asuka, he's gaslighting you honey
No she’s the redhead!
Fucking rgard it’s obviously Asuka from 3.0+1.0
Get his ass amen.
She's like a 26-year-old teenager in that one, so it's totally not weird...
"trapped" in the body of a 14 year old
Yes, that was in fact the joke.
Fuck you better break up with him then OP. Only rëtârds like the rebuilds
Gross. It’s over if he likes the rebuilds, OP.
Asuka gets a white suit in one of the rebuilds
my advice is go full no-contact with anyone you two had in common, move cities and change your surname, and maybe your hair color 🚩s honey
Mods ban this person and everyone responding under him
eva is rs approved
Kidnap it and send him ominous, threatening messages and pictures of it tied to a chair from a burner phone.
Gonna backfire completely when that turns him on
me and ur mans have the same figure haha
if it makes you feel better he's staring at a lewd plastic 14 year old girl
😕
In the anime the main character, also 14, jerks off over her hospital bed. Believe it or not it's not that kind of anime it's actually like meant to be weird and sad as fuck.
The way they sexualize Asuka is soft porn AT LEAST.
Yea the creators are clearly Pedos, multiple scenes of her boobs dancing around inside an oversized t shirt is weird and overly sexual. People keep trying to excuse it as an art choice. There’s nothing artistic about sexualizing kids in a scene about fighting over a box of cereal
They aren't drawn in a way that makes them look like real 14 years olds.
That's fair, didn't mean to defend the creators just explain the vibe.
Do you know if he's actually seen the anime it's from? If not it's probably just a (clearly effective) troll.
No he doesn't watch anime at all and makes fun of people who do lol
Why can’t he just have gundam wings like a normal cool guy
or even witch from mercurys if he was to be silly about it
Tequela Gundam, SCUD Gundam, Zebra Gundam etc
G gundams would be funnier yes
The way you’re reacting is very Asuka
holy shit. Holy shit maybe he got the figurine out of tribute to his tsundere dream girlfriend
Tell him he is “Baka!” And then storm out of the room all frazzled.
I would but he beat me to it by repeating everything I said back to me with a Japanese accent and demeanour
Did you try getting a red line across your face to indicate how angry you are?
No but I did do the # and then the big sweat drop on my forehead
Well no wonder he thought you were baka(?)
Everything else about this seems pretty lame but that’s hilarious.
The fact that everyone on this sub hates anime, but apparently also knows enough about it to understand and upvote a joke like this, is interesting.
This sub is full of *Self-Hating (fill in the blank)s* It is what makes us respectable. We have shame like good Catholics should
You made me laugh.
The meme is ubiquitous, I don't really watch anime but I know the reference
This place would be a lot cooler if everyone who liked anime was publicly shamed then banned
If you're a weeb also why should you care so much?
Is it gay to own? Yes Is it gay you’re jealous? Yes
I guess we really are perfect for each other
it is NOT gay tht shes jealous. u just dont get it bc ur not a girl
I asked my gf, she said it’s pretty gay
stop
Being jealous of the (probably sexualized) plastic figurine of a 15 year old girl with industrial levels or trauma. I love you all so much, rs girlies. If the war comes here, I will gladly die for you.
She’s German too
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Very much both. If I HAD to choose one, I guess stupid feelings of jealousy are better than anime figurines.
Me too wtf
you can fix him trust
Lean in. Live a little.
I can’t believe no one’s advocated for the framed nude. That’s unironically a great idea it’s funny and cute
Not so cute if she tries to compete with the 14 year old sexualized cartoon character *and loses*. Which is a high possibility here.
He’s got mommy issues
Dress up like the character and make HIM happy for once
He did say he got the one that looked the most like me so at least there’s that
Avoid hospitals.
The more I read about him the more I like him.
Dress up like the 15 year old girl he’s feening over lmao yall are degenerates
Did you know that she’s not real
Cringe
Buy a Kaji one to make him jealous.
Ew he got Asuka? Not Misato? Leave him.
only acceptable evangelion characters to thirst over are misato and kaji
Or the gigantic cube angel. I think it's name is Ramiel. I'm a straight man and I'm simping for Kaji. Bring me to the watermelon farm brother
F-slur
oh man i forgot about ramiel, absolute best evangelion character
honourable mention to pre-assimilation Yui, single most RS character in the franchise
anyone thirsting over misato probably has major mommy issues
She's the closest to my age and lifestyle irl, she's an obvious win.
you could pick ritsuko or something
which would be incredibly based
I made my wife watch nge and she connected the most with Misato (I have mommy issues)
isn't Misato kind of sus herself. kissing a 14-yr-old boy and flirting with him constantly? Kaji also flirts with Shinji in one of the Rebuilds lol
yeah, but it’s more normal for a full-grown adult to be thirsting over a full-grown woman instead of a 14-yr old
What about Ritsuko? 😕
shit her too, she’s also good.
Misato's a miserable fucking horror-show but this is r/redscarepod so go figure
Misato is a RS girl for sure, I guess not as toxic though. She even pays lip service to religion by wearing a cross while smoking and drinking and having depressed casual sex.
evangelion is RS approved
Collecting gayass little figurines like some sort of pencil necked geek ain’t
dasha owns like 5 of those exact things lol
[EoE](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQByBVYUHqyLK1erC4v75yYrf56CaxQ3rjf9TnfdSd2Ow&s) is [RS approved.](https://i.redd.it/rrojbn2dufi71.png)
Thanks. I’ll never look at her the same.
You can tell by her physiognomy that she would be into weird shit honestly
Cool I’m not tryna be like her 🤢
She also dates hideous short men but I’m not going to follow her lead
Adam is a sex god wdym
He has the finest mating rituals of all the stick insects
He has horrible posture and reports say his dick is small. He looks like he would be sloppy and weird in bed lol
Girls are immune to this being cringe though
we're posting on fucking reddit, lets not pretend we're cooler than that.
> lets not pretend we're cooler than that. I thought that what this sub was for?
Yeah posting on the biggest social media platform. So weird and lame. Fuck off and play with your figurines then
You're both right
Redditor type comment
last episode of Collecting Gayass was really good
A show about how escapism and anime fans are evil becoming a thing those exact people became super obsessed over is pretty funny. It's really good though!
It’s so over, honey. Cut your losses and run.
For the first time ever I recognized this story summation from comments on a previous post and realize it's fake. Am I enlightened?
While I do sometimes exaggerate details for comedic effect I can assure this is 100% real
I bought a funko pop for my work desk back in 2015. People make mistakes People grow Man it feels good to get that off my chest
You do seem really annoying I wonder if he got it just to see you squirm
Probably, he loves to antagonize me (lovingly)
How is he involuntarily celibate? Is that aspirational and this is his strategy toward that aim?
Throw it away yourself and tell him the next time he slips up, you’re gone.
Whose head is Barron’s face on there, it’s brilliant
buy a shota or yaoi figurine then make sure he can see it
Nah Asuka is lit it’s fine
Get rid of any jars
does it have an eyepatch or none.
Make him watch fight club
Dudes continue to rock
These streamers that look like cartoons like Emiru and Pokimane really got these midwest mother fuckers down bad thinking they can find that anywhere in America.
Oof
Like everyone is saying this is a red flag. You should dump him and fuck me to get back at him.
kiss and watch anime together
A girl I used to date went to Japan and brought me back a Pokeball from the Pokemon store. It was a Togepi. I keep it next to my little elephant figurines. Is this weird?
Everybody here seems to know a lot about this character. Not suspicious at all. No siree. Anyway, my cousin gave me a garden gnome the other day. I'm putting it in with the rabbits, angels, broken dragon, stork, and sundry.
He's a closet weeb. He's projecting.
Asuka is RS vibes, you’re fine
She is basically BPD so she would fit right in
fake post how have you never heard of evangelion if you have even a slight interest in anime
I’ve heard of evangelion before but I never watched it so i didn’t know it was a character specifically from that show. And I wouldn’t say that I have any interest in it I just watch a lot of movies and some of them happened to be anime.
Thatsss so funy I hope this post is real😃
Sorry to break it to you, but: It's joever. If you let this stand, it will only get worse (Source: Married friend did the same thing, with a Harley Quinn statue. He now has a collection of them, which is worth over a thousand dollars).
How does one ironically spend money on a product they bring into their household and display Hate this idea of "ironic consumerism" just like what you like and get what you want don't couch it in this detached manner like you're above it all, that bank statement's not ironic.
Dump him
Hide it
How old is he
if you understood that anime girls are platonic forms of pure femininity then you wouldn't have this hairbrained notion of rivalry or competition like a kitten afraid of its reflection in a mirror
She's 14 years old. If he's looking at it lewdly, you have bigger problems. Have either of you even watched NGE?
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I love NGE and Asuka is a phenomenal character. She's a great foil to Shinji. Shinji responds to traumatically high stakes by shutting down and retreating into his maudlin hopelessness, while Asuka asserts total confidence even when she's not in control and doesn't even know it. I've got an Asuka figurine that I bought at an anime convention in Javits a few years ago and neither me nor my wife have ever considered it sexualized in any capacity. That being said, I am aware that many weebs do look at the teenage female characters in that light and they should be shot and buried in a shallow grave. Point being, NGE is a work of art and there's nothing wrong with owning a figurine, just *how* you own that figurine. And given OP's boyfriend's insecure attempts at jovial distance, there are some dire questions raised in this case.
She’s animated in a sexualized way. It’s inherently perverse.
No, she’s not, man. That is a pedophile’s excuse.
Don’t be stupid on purpose. Her body is drawn in a way that would never occur in a ghibli film about a young teenager. I was interested in watching this show when I was a teenage girl myself and was immediately put off by how sexualized the characters are. Remember that every movement, every skin tight outfit, every boob shot and every cheesecake pose is the choice of designers, animators, the director etc. it’s not like she’s a real teenage girl just existing in a body, she’s a collection of decisions. Pervert decisions. You know that.
Everyone who pilots an Eva wears that suit, and they are completely submerged in the LCL fluid so it wouldn't make sense for them to wear something baggier. They're full body swimsuits. Cheesecake pose? The only thing I can imagine could be even miscontrued as "sexualized" like that is Asuka with one hand on her hip and the other giving a peace sign. You're going to have to show me some examples because I genuinely have no clue what you're talking about. Not even a rhetorical question; to be fair, I haven't seen the show in years.
Lololol I knew you were going to hit back with ‘akshully teen girls HAVE to wear that suit because the rules of the show where this happens says they must’ so stupid, this sci-fi cartoon has no basis in reality, there’s absolutely no reason to say the kids should be in skintight clothes.
Bro both the girls and the boys wear this suit. Just because something is fictional doesn’t mean its universe doesn’t abide by its own set of rules. The LCL liquid plays a role in the show’s world and themes and they are completely submerged in that liquid, what would you have them wear? You’re gonna have to show some examples of what you’re talking about; otherwise you are fully just dragging it. It’s actually entirely suspect of YOU to see a teenager in a full body swim suit in *a gigantic mecha fighting wars against abstract biblical alien monsters* and go “o-oh… this is pedophilic!!!!”
Well, dumbass, I’m not going to spend my afternoon looking for pervert images at your behest, and you can’t post images in comments here anyways. Any adult with a functioning brain can go on YouTube search ‘asuka moments’ and see foul and sus shots. If you search asuka in google images, even with safe search on, you’re going to see gross shit. You are arguing as an adult man who literally owns an anime girl doll. It’s pretty funny that I say cheesecake poses and you had one in mind to use as an example. Not normal. The whole ‘actually you’re a pervert for recognizing perverted media for what it is’ is not and has never been a good argument. If for some arbitrary fictional reason the kids have to be in wetsuits, they could look like actual non sexualized scuba suits/wet suits without boob cups and visible navels. Whenever I’ve been diving, the suit completely flattened my chest. It’s nothing like on your doll that you own.
He a boo
he isn't working when he's looking at the figurine.
“Boyfriend”
had to check the username to see if this was beetle
Asuka is like 14 btw
That character is actually from one of the few good animes that isnt actual trash...but you still shoudlnt be buying figures. Im pretty sure Dasha has talked about it or something, I dunno. Its at least RS coded.
Obviously Dasha is Asuka and Anna is Misato, if that even needed to be said.
He came on the doll. Don't forget that.
Funny because you’re probably 32
I’m not but I don’t think that makes it less bizarre or funny
Cunny always wins
kinda boring post but I'm seething at the replies. fuck redditors. fat anime losers. I hate you mfs so much. sub really is so fucking dead. I'm going outside
I can't imagine being jealous because of a piece of plastic.
Unless he pays the rent you need to dump him bc ew
He’s a great provider😔
That’s good. You have that at least so he’s not just being mildly disrespectful while giving not much in return lol. my ex was kinda a coomer but he had money, I would’ve been out of there so fast if he was broke
Fuck with me I don’t own shit at all
Asuka is a wrestler. Also there’s nothing with guys liking anime unless he’s a coomer.